This one made me think. From the French Empire Franc Kingdom to First Republic to current diaspora, Voltaire, Joan of Arc, De Gaul, Marie Le Pen, Daddy Jean Marie LePen, Philippine de Rothschild, Dupont de Ligonnès vanished murder guy family owned most rail and chemicals in the USA, France-Canada Quebec chat online guy Jean-François Gariépy, another boy King Louis XV, DeBussy, Jean-Marie Leclair, Laurent Garnier, Jean-Michel Jarre, Vanessa Paradis, Ravel, Georges Bizet, LaPlace, Descartes, Pascal, Fermat, Becquerel, Carlos Ghosn fugitve from justice escaped Japan and has multiple citizenhips, Gerad Depardieu, Dominique Pinon, Audrey Tautou, Vincent Castelle < spelling ? Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Brigette Bradot, Django Reinhardt...could be mixed Spanish Roma? Tczhecky Karyo or however you spell it and he might be mixed? Jean Reno...maybe French not sure? Marie Antoniette, Alizée une chanteuse, Napoleon (but Corsican), the old submarine nature guy Jacques Coustaeu the actress playing the hench woman in the new Godzillia tv show. Comicbooks "Professeur Choron" and Jean Giraud aka Mœbius I probably know a bunch of sportsball names also.
Le soccer headbutt man
Charles de gaul
>I shit on Marxism!
That guy was kewl
If you can't name one famous french person, you should be euthanized tbh.
Didn't mean to reply
Anthony Bourdain is Frog or American?
that guy in mr bean
pepe le peu
Sure he is not Chinese? Is there anything he won't eat?
Le Briseur de Chiottes
J'aime bien les cidres de paysans, ceux qui donne la chiasse, tout de suite.
qui qui qui man
Houlebecq, or however it's written
leon the professional
The novel imagines a situation in which a Muslim party upholding Islamist and patriarchal values is able to win the 2022 presidential election in France with the support of the Socialist Party. The book drew an unusual amount of attention because, by coincidence, it was released on the day of the Charlie Hebdo shooting.
The novel mixes fiction with real people: Marine Le Pen, François Hollande, François Bayrou, Manuel Valls, and Jean-François Copé, among others, fleetingly appear as characters in the book.
The Pink Panther guy.
if your ignorance would fix the boundaries of European heritage, we would be doomed.
Louis VII capet
Emmanuel "Jupiter" Macron
Sono NAPOLEONITO DI BUTTONI e mierda
Well I listed the three greats from different eras of France. Corsica is France enough for me.
how is he not French? its like saying someone from Provence is not French, they are all originally independent places within related language family who became French Kingdom and then Republic.
I mean they were Italians in origin though were they not?
Italian is an artificial nation, you could say the same about France and specifically Corsican integration, but Italy was unified much later
The same can be said for any of the large European nations that balkanized and became places like France Italy German Spain etc. before they were all just small city state nations.
Well France as a larger body predates all of the other places you mentioned. Italy was the last to be unified.
The Italians unified 5 years before Germany did.
Technically the Germans unified 5 years after Italy and completed unification completely 10 years after Italy
You may be right, but I was considering Prussia a first larger unification, but yeah it definitely wasn't he modern territory but I believe almost as big if not bigger, extending east
It’s fair to say Prussia but they had many non Germans under their reign at that time, with their furthest ethnic enclave east past Czechia being some mennonites in Ukraine. But I am not sure they had the entirety of German speaking lands unified by that point. But fair play I will accept it.
Joan of Arc
>if the captcha shit fucking worked how it was supposed to. I wouldn't have taken 20 minutes to push the post button
He was italian
Corse you homosexualINI
Corse is just like saying sardinian, Pasquale Paoli identified himself and his fellow corses as part of the italian nation.
Peter Sellers? Are you dumb?
Here's one. Madam Curie. I guess Varg too, although he's naturalized. And the band Ce Ju.
Madam curie is Polish originally
I was gunna say Rousseau. Apprently he was Swiss. Uhhhh Napoleon. But yea, point taken.
Voltaire. Incredibly based for an ethically bankrupt frog.
Kek. Yeah. Also Mucockus Sissoko Frenchmemba.
Also Malik Al-Grenouilla
Baudelaire, Proust, Sartre, Froissart, de Lorris...
you illiterate fuck.
Maybe go without someone executed for tax fraud, lol.
Marie Curie, than.
Even if she was Polish.
Chopin and Curie
Chopin might be mixed or Polish not sure
Camus Sartre Perec Napoleon Zidane Debord Robespierre Russou DeGaule Charlamange. You are just dumb and uneducated
Charles Martel the hammer
>Without googling, can you name
TWO israelites that "died in the Holocaust?
Picrel: Anne Frank age progression to 26yrs old. Not even the irregularities of eyebrows and mouth match perfectly. Left brow is rounded, right is more "V" with flat end taper. Mouth is upturned slightly on right side. This is the same person.
The fuckin Hammer. Crushed the habeebs at the battle of Tours, saved Europe. Kind of important.
Jean luc Picard
Puto ignorante, Napoleón es italiano imbécil. Estudia un poco y piensa antes de postear con la bandera de españa gilipollas.
isaliano? since when coricians are italians?
A ver retrasado, nació en territorio francés luego de una anexión, es definitivamente más francés que italiano
Jean Baptsite Colbert
there was this one king... louie or something like that who was smelly and dirty fuck who died on syphilis.
Britbong, King George?
Jim Morrison is buried there does that count
Le christ cosmique
France has so many good scientists.
Diderot, Dumas, Cuire, Voltaire, Robespiere, Russesau, Richelieu, Joan d'Arc, Napoleon, De Gaulle, de Fines, Jean Reno
Lmao I am literally reading Memoirs of a Nun right now.
I hesitated to name the three notorious men of cloth but fuck it.
>Francois de Trombley aka the Grey Eminence
Joan of Arc, the most famous tranny ever, and an FTM at that.
Marquis de Sade
STATE of that Freaky Fugly Kids Head
Oh yeah it’s big brain time
Jean-Jacques David or Rousseau
Natasha Nice & Stéphane Mallarmé
All 3 musketeers
Great list. Add at least Pascal and Poincaré
Nice! Where was Volta from? Italy?
That actor Something Reno
Michel Pidor Fucccko
Dang I thought I was going to have a unique entry.
nice try shithead
Napoleon, Pasteur, Marquis de Sade, all of the Louis and Philips
How about Zorro?
Marine le Pen's niece whatshername
Le Baguette Eiffel Tower
>Thread this non-pozzed
>Still no mention of the Crusaders
Godfrey of Bullion, Jesus.
Yeah I know I misspelled the Grey Eminence's name. Fucking sue me.
Fuggin based and American pilled
>Looks it up>
ANDRE THE GIANT
The best thing France ever gave to the world.
Wow he is a giant!
Guy Lassack, brilliant tranny Chemist beheaded by revolutionaries.
>"The Revolution has no need for savants."
never heard of this slopehead with the big ass tiddy coming into play just as the picture is cropped
Charles de Gaulle
I have had to pass through that airport more than enough times to remember that man’s name.
And what exactly do you have in your stomach while those many times passing through our airport my good sur?
Once black afghan hash but that was going to the states.
Fun fact I was at the airport the day the Charlie hebdoe shooters were killed in a standoff with the police on the premises of the airport
Vouban, Colbert, Richelieu, Dumas, Peten, Hugo, Fosch, Voltaire, Russo, Proudon, Robespierre, Mylene Farmer, Alain Delon, Pierre-Richard, ZAZ. I'm tired.
I can’t believe this is the only reference to Descartes on LULZ of all places. /misc/ really is overrun with normies and shitskins
Rene Descartes, Jean Paul Sartre, Paul-Henri Thiry, Baron d'Holbach (though technically German, he was of French stock and died living his last days in Paris)
It’s ok anon I too have a useless degree
Jean Paul Belmondo
Le Magnifique is the best french movie besides the one about the author on the mopen who falls in love with alain delis client
>Shoots cuffs during beatdown
Louise Follain and the Combo Magazine Crew
The diversity memeflag mystery meat shill brigade has arrived.
Marie Le Pen
Marcel Duchamp, the demon who brought the READY MADE into the artistic world, causing the progressive degeneration into the slop we call modern "art".
Wait, sorry. He's from Quebec.
Charles de gaulle
Napoleon is italian.
Fuck that bitch
Not Janet Reno, Jean Reno. French action movie star of the 70s 80s and 90s.
No youre way off
She was the attorney general and she did the whole Waco thing
Shes a real bitch
Shes dead tho
I am aware of who Janet Reno was and why she was a cunt. I am from Texas and Waco happened in my lifetime.
Ok so then you know
he's an nafri
Yes and a Spanish Moroccan one at that.
Harry Du Bois
Now you're reaching
t. Jauge Caboche
Simone de Beauvoir
Mostly footballers and a few historical French figures and stromae
Does Napoleon count?
Dupont and dupont
leonardo da vinci
I absolutely love debussy
Honoré de Balzac
Quentin Dupuex the DJ. Joan Of Arc the revolutionary. Guy Manuel De Homen the DJ. Napolean Bonaparte the general. Jean Claude Killy the skiier.
>Half the names are Spanish, Italian or Polish
France is no longer France
The Bathtub Geezer with a skin condition
then what about Louis I thru XIII?
One of them was Protestant
I thought I could remember more. Who was the redhead singer in the 80s?
Claudie Fritsch-Mentrop known as Desireless for the song voyage voyage
Don't forget his brother Gerard
I want to impregnate the granny Mylene, I fapped at her in my teens.
Lea Seydoux, pure french breed
for me, it's jean hugues anglade
pepe le pew
Literally can’t think of a fourth one
Rip in peace
Pretty sure Sean Connery is english tho
Marquis de Sade.
Napoleon, Charles, Hitler
He was Belgian no?
Waloon, not Flemish…
Obviously not Flemish but still a part of Belgian by the time period he was in. Might as well claim western Switzerland and Alsace Lorraine as French then by that logic.
Richelieu, Voltaire, Montesquieu, Artraud.
Some black man. Like in the US, it's our most praised individual. We celebrate him on a regular basis. Sports, cinema, etc.
If ya smeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllll
what Le Rock is cooking
Richard The Lionhearted
Jean Claude Van Damme
the Pennsylvania flag is cooler
first ones that popped in my mind were jules verne and victor hugo. also your mom
Nicolas Teslier is pretty well known I'd say
Jean de Breteuil but you wont know who that is
Marine La Pen
Based and fighting-pilled. Nobody knows him here tho.
And Benoît Saint-Denis now. Can't have a more french name, except Pierre Saint-Jean.
Barrack Abu Hussein Obama
if you cant name De Gaulle from the top of your head, theres a problem with you and not France.
went to the bottom of the challenger deep in 1960
Alexandre Grothendieck, Jean-Pierre Serre, Evariste Galois, Rene Thom, Leray, Koszul, Lagrange, Legendre.
Napoleon, Marcel marceau, Gerard depardieu. That's it tbh
Charles DeGaulle, Napoleon Bonaparte (although considered French he was Corsican), Charles "The Hammer" Martel, Joan of Arc...
Uh uh the Eiffel Tower
Matt Le Tissier
Graeme Le Saux
Plz Frog compatriots, you can't play the game yourself since the goal is people from other country trying their best at naming French personality.
You can only commented with some of our finest frogish humor.
That Frost guy that was a seething rival of Senna.
>nooo merde, you cannot winerino, let me call my french kike friend that rule over the competition to stop you
true magic right in front of our eyes (14 may 88)
Anybody who studied elementary mathematics knows Fourier, right?
The french had cool mathematicians.
Napoleon, Robespierre, Descartes, Voltaire, etc.
It's not hard at all with historical figures, but if you're asking for present day French person, then no. They have become completely irrelevant as a nation and people.
What about Daft Punk tbh?
Them and David Guetta are the only big things to come out of France in a long time
Bob Sinclair was also big for a short while and known worldwide also Justice . They still have hegemony on electronic music despite the best efforts of the Italians Brits and Germans
I have no idea. As a straight male, I'm not spending my weekends in gay bars doing coke and getting my sphincter stretched, so I don't keep up with the latest faggy gay club music.
>As a straight male
Sure you do but it’s when you tell your wife you’re going fishing or hunting as you get railed to Kenny Chesney and Shania Twain. Projecting much
That’s pomme frites to you mutt.
Sartre, Descartes, Napoleon, Debussy, Satie...
True. I forgot Sartre and Descartes, OH and also Blaise Pascal...
Cauchy, Galois, Poisson, Poincare, Jean Pierre Serre.
Mike Fucko comes to mind.
First one that came to my mind was Emile Zola
my mom, she makes delicious crepes! 🙂
Lorentz, a physicist that with Fitzgerald discovered special relativity and the Lorentz transformation of space time.
L'hopital, a french mathematician famous for the theory of limits
Poincare, a famous french mathematician and physicist.
Vichey, who didn't want Frenchmen to die for kommie israelite and threw in with Hitler.
Chartier, who discovered Quebec
Cardinal Ric... can't spell it, who fought against the heretical protestants in France.
Saint Roche, patron saint of Dogs, people with bad knees, and those afflicted with the plague.
Charles De Gaul, who betrayed france for the israelite and opened the doors to an African invasion.
Bridget Bardot, the famous French bimbo.
>was raised in the nearby village of Froges
>hurr hurr Italian
He was from a minor Noble family in service of the French crown
William Duke of Normandy
Bernouillis, ampere, nappoleon, toilette.
Bin Laden was French
Very few people know this, but he was a French-Saudi.
These aren't French.
I'll give you two:
Pierre de Fermat.
Pierre Lepew. Victor Hugot. Aloise Dechampenelle.
Charles Henri Sanson
> Looks at Picrel
> [URGE TO BLEACH EYES INTENSIFIES]
Jean Pierre Polnareff
That chemist guy who got beheaded for working as a tax collector what was his name?
Jean Luque Picard
Alain Delon il gatopardo
Louis the Whatever's finance minister: 'The' (something)
I think he was Swiss
Ehh, it's like finding out that James Caan isn't Italian.
Joseph Ignace Guillotin
Charles Henri Sanson
Vive la France! Vive la republique!
give her the dick
gilles villeneuve probably french
Peepee la Poo
André the Giant
He liked young girls developing bodies
Did anyone say Descartes?
I mean, that fucker and his mangled quotes was all the rage on this board over half a decade ago
Greatest frenchman to ever live
I didn't know about him myself, but saw him in a recent French movie.
His name was Vercingétorix the leader of Gauls and apparently the Gauls were naggers.
Also, Brutus was Arab, who knows .. could be true.
The movie name is Brutus vs César for reference
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