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Will you be seeing the black phone?

Will you be seeing the black phone?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will I be seeing the film directed by the guy that called Snyder's watchmen blade runner and he also made the best horror, sinister, in 10 years. Yes

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It might be really interesting but so far all of my exposure to this movie, whether it’s the poster or clips/teasers give the impression that it’s trying way too hard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve seen the trailers and it looks so bad that they have to be misleading in some way for it to be getting such high praise

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    who was phone?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    when is the torrent out?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hasn't come out retard

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        and I'm asking when is coming out, you stupid mongoloid

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hasn't come out retard

      HDCam torrents are already out have been since at least June 16.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Cam

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason this movie is making people seethe
    I've seen replies saying that this movie is offensive because it involves kids dying and because of school shootings in America recently that's bad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why do you use normie social media?

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    White Phone when?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AYO WHY IT GOTTA BE BLACK DOE?!?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    looks good. my and the fellas are going to see it on tuesday

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you going to suck each other’s dicks while you watch it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no friends mad

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >mad
          aww what did you do this time anon?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't tv forget how shit deliver us from evil was

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was a unique setting, buddy cop horror movie.
      I liked it, naturally it could've been much better.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will not, in fact. I will NOT be watching the black phone.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    already watched it... it was really shit and boring seems like the movie only got good reviews from literal idiots and people that want to get into the industry

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nothing happens in the movie you dont see the kidnapping of all the kids or how they died, in fact in the entire movie you see one kill...
    all the movie is is one kid in one room talking on a phone for most of the movie and then escaping... it had maybe one good scene in the entire movie which was the father losing his shit and whipping his daughter with a belt.. that brought some memories back but as a whole the movie is just boring which is pretty weird considering this is supposed to be a horror movie lol

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is just the dead kids from sinister which tv hated, isn't it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sinister was fucking awesome... this movie on the other hand felt like a waste of time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen mostly praise for Sinister here. I thought it was decent, but I will say I liked the inclusion of that creepy Boards of Canada song

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sinister has been Kino since 2012 but tv hates when the goofy ghost kids rock up

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Sinister has been Kino since 2012 but tv hates when the goofy ghost kids rock up

        I know this isn't the Sinister thread but I put off watching it for like a year because I thought it would be shit and it ended up being the first movie in years to unnerve me and it's all down to the soundtrack in the snuff tapes. I feel like I've been blueballed now because I can't find anything that spooks me the same way.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what the 'woke' angle will be for this one. The typical WHITE MEN BAD? Most likely.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      You're mentally ill

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        how fucking brain damaged and deliberately blind do you have to be not to notice this shit getting pushed on society by leftwing retards/democrats

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          meds

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            yes you should take them

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I swear this shit has been marketed for 2 fucking years already.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just started seeing ads for it a few weeks ago.
      Given that the trailers pretty much give away the story I expect a major twist.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There's a marvelous chester movie?
    cool

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the nephilim looked like clowns
    they were black and white and had huge grins
    this is why these characters are so popular, they call out from our historical genetic memory

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      What the genetic memory really?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        its how your ancestors communicate with you, call it instinct or gut feeling
        its why its necessary to maintain a healthy gut biodome otherwise instead of your ancestors talking to you its the parasites

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Gut biome isn't made of your DNA or your ancestor's genetics, it is the DNA of the symbiotic microorganisms that digest your food for you so you can get absorb more nutrition from less mass.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            my guts telling me you are full of parasites

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              My knowledge is telling me you are full of shit because you don't actually understand the concepts you are talking about.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          The black and white grinning people archetype are really parasites?

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            no, those are nephillim

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      oh cool it's a shizoposter

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Sinister
    >Doctor Strange

    I think it's time to admit that movies just aren't for me anymore.

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Blumhouse
    No.

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to see this tomorrow but maybe I'll see Elvis instead and wait on some more anon reviews. I had faith in this movie because it's horror but if it's like the movie Men where nothing happens, fuck that.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      nothing happens in the movie and nothing is scary

  21. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    shouldn't it be called phone of color?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Black isn't a color, it is the absence of color.
      White is the color you see when all the colors combined.

  22. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    once it's not a camrip yeah but it looks bad.

    i just watch any horror movie that comes out whether it looks bad or not

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >i just watch any horror movie that comes out whether it looks bad or not
      Based and same

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        it's a fun ride

  23. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this poster for some reason, makes me cringe.

  24. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It came out last year, wtf is wrong with you all. If you can't find a stream of this film, you basically don't deserve to exist.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't find a link, just ask, you look like a fool trying to neg people into giving you the information you can't find on your own.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Your "trolling" outside of /b/ is pathetic.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          You are the one clearly trolling for yous, negative nancy.

  25. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >black
    DROPPED.

  26. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sinister was trash as are all supernatural horror flicks

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