Americans don’t like soccer because they think it’s a soft game for women and children. There’s a reason only meek progressives follow MLS.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Americans don’t like soccer because they think it’s a soft game for women and children
I actually believe that. Americans always gave me the impression that they're insecure and trying to overcompensate
1 year ago
Anonymous
>be bad at the game >scrupulous of cope and damage control
every time
a shame you are getting knocked out in the round of 16, I really wanted to see the US doing good so that in the next wc you actually put effort into it
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they do have a hard boner with stats about big muscular men
What will you do when we beat Brazil?
1 year ago
Anonymous
As opposed to rampant metrosexuals hitting the ground and rolling anytime their knees get lightly brushed. Yeah, I'll take overcompensation any day of the week.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>As opposed to rampant metrosexuals
1 year ago
Anonymous
>noooooooooooo you can't be affectionate with your family!!
1 year ago
Anonymous
This happened after he married a Brazilian, the gayness of sudacas rubbed off onto him.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Hey say what you want about America but you leave Tim Bradley alone, thems fightin words
1 year ago
Anonymous
why are soccergays such manlets?
1 year ago
Anonymous
In divegrass, the closer you are to the ground the better for diving and crying
1 year ago
Anonymous
a shame you are getting knocked out in the round of 16, I really wanted to see the US doing good so that in the next wc you actually put effort into it
>Americans don’t like soccer because they think it’s a soft game for women and children
I actually believe that. Americans always gave me the impression that they're insecure and trying to overcompensate
they do have a hard boner with stats about big muscular men
I'll grant the hockey, baseball and basketball are all really fun sports and I wish they had any popularity at all in the UK
But I am sorry American football is dull as shit and I don't think any other country will ever care about it
>baseball really fun
Baseball is the most boring sport on Earth, and I come from a family of baseball fans >But I am sorry American football is dull as shit
Its fun if you nerd out about it, there's a lot of strategy that goes into it
thats fine to hold that opinion. I think college football is the best sport to have a game day with the boys because its bursts of action followed by downtime where you can socialize instead of more or less nonstop ~~*action*~~ with only a few moments in a 90 minute period which are actually interesting
How come in ice hockey the players are just allowed to drop sticks and fight each other?
No other sport allows this, you would probably be banned for life from playing soccer and also sent to prison if you did this to the opposing team
By that logic boxers should go to jail after a fight for assault. Fighting is part of the sport and completely voluntary. All the players and the fans want to keep it in.
No
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We would be happy that it makes the world seethe, but we do that anyway. Add it to the list.
holy shit caps is BALDING
>that hairline
just cRaps my shit up
he's never winning anything ever again
your people don't like football because you are shit at it, so yes
No, we don’t like soccer because it’s boring and gay. Not going to watch 90 minutes of homosexuals flopping only to come out to a 0-0 draw anyways.
stop coping, american exceptionalism is the reason you can't fanthom watching a sport where americans are not the top dogs
Americans don’t like soccer because they think it’s a soft game for women and children. There’s a reason only meek progressives follow MLS.
>Americans don’t like soccer because they think it’s a soft game for women and children
I actually believe that. Americans always gave me the impression that they're insecure and trying to overcompensate
What will you do when we beat Brazil?
As opposed to rampant metrosexuals hitting the ground and rolling anytime their knees get lightly brushed. Yeah, I'll take overcompensation any day of the week.
>As opposed to rampant metrosexuals
>noooooooooooo you can't be affectionate with your family!!
This happened after he married a Brazilian, the gayness of sudacas rubbed off onto him.
Hey say what you want about America but you leave Tim Bradley alone, thems fightin words
why are soccergays such manlets?
In divegrass, the closer you are to the ground the better for diving and crying
a shame you are getting knocked out in the round of 16, I really wanted to see the US doing good so that in the next wc you actually put effort into it
they do have a hard boner with stats about big muscular men
Why are Americans in the majority so sartorially moronic?
No, they still won't care at all
no, we have too big of a variety of sports to follow as it is and soccer is just genuinely not very exciting to watch
I'll grant the hockey, baseball and basketball are all really fun sports and I wish they had any popularity at all in the UK
But I am sorry American football is dull as shit and I don't think any other country will ever care about it
American football is only entertaining if you have a room temperature IQ or have a decent understanding of the game. It’s not a game for normies.
American football is the sport I would describe as most similar to soccer so it's funny to hear you say that
American football is a lot more exciting than soccer. Turd worlders love soccer because they're poor and it only needs a ball and two posts.
>baseball really fun
Baseball is the most boring sport on Earth, and I come from a family of baseball fans
>But I am sorry American football is dull as shit
Its fun if you nerd out about it, there's a lot of strategy that goes into it
thats fine to hold that opinion. I think college football is the best sport to have a game day with the boys because its bursts of action followed by downtime where you can socialize instead of more or less nonstop ~~*action*~~ with only a few moments in a 90 minute period which are actually interesting
>baseball is better than american football
cant fathom having an opinion this shit
baseball is literally the most boring sport on earth
golf exist
Perkz>Caps
basado
too bad he just got married, it's over for his career
Caps is literally better than Perkz at this very moment in time, and his been for the past 2 years.
Amerilards legit can't comprehend what is a draw
Everything has to be winner vs loser like hero vs bad guy in your capeshit movies
I’ve only ever cared about international soccer. I hope it does something for the national team but frick my little soccer.
No, soccer is an every four years thing here, just like the Olympics.
>the state of balding euros
Why? When does the World Cup begin?
I'll see myself out...
Baseball > (Ice) Hockey >> American Football >>> Soccer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Basketball
I’ve never given cricket or rugby a try, maybe someday.
Cricket is like baseball but much slower and also most that fans are Indian sirs
>rugby
Don't worry about ever giving rugby a try, you're not missing out on anything.
>be bad at the game
>scrupulous of cope and damage control
every time
No we'll forget the whole thing even happened, come the NFL playoffs.
this guy look 160cm and 190cm tall at the same time
he cute
we already do, quit pretending we don't homosexuals. for fricks sake, we like SWIMMING every four years.
How's the rugby scene in murrica?
>Fhite
>caps
Holy shit i knew you guys were based but not THIS based
How come in ice hockey the players are just allowed to drop sticks and fight each other?
No other sport allows this, you would probably be banned for life from playing soccer and also sent to prison if you did this to the opposing team
Because it’s the best sport
It’s a remnant from a time when men were men and not spineless feminized pussies
>no other sports allow this
C'mon bong you guys currently hold the welterweight title
By that logic boxers should go to jail after a fight for assault. Fighting is part of the sport and completely voluntary. All the players and the fans want to keep it in.
they dropped high-sticking and slashing. the frick more do you want?