Why wouldn't God just give me a dick? Poonbros.. I'm having a hard time

Why wouldn't God just give me a dick? Poonbros.. I'm having a hard time

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not without a dick you're not

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK you

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same bro, except I'm an XY chromosome guy who is American / circumcised.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Use the skin god gave you to make a dick

  4. 1 year ago
    ArabMan

    Skill issue

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Arabman..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You literally just have a 3 inch clit, don't try to act like you're better than other pooner

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bros why are our options so fricking shitty
    >useless enhance the big clit surgery
    >frankenstein meat tube surgery
    I wish I had a working dick and balls so I could dump hot semen into my future traditional qt virgin wife and impregnate her so we can have many children.
    It's over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      for men, you all whine like b***hes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf did I complain about, I just said a statement relating to OP's thread
        moron you're on NSFFW where we can do nothing but complain about how we don't have a gf

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I had a girlfriend once.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Woah. Fricking insane.
            How?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's quite easy. See, he has a dick..

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Frick.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If it were easy for dick having guys to get gfs then NSFFW wouldn't exist.
            If anything ftms probably have an easier time getting gfs since you were raised as girls and know how to read them.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            > If anything ftms probably have an easier time getting gfs since you were raised as girls and know how to read them.
            Trust me we do not

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe. But what about getting a Trans gf/bf? Seems like a cake walk for you pooners, trans drool over other trans.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            MtFs literally want nothing other than to get dicked down then beaten like 1950s housewives by chad men who are bigger and stronger than them
            You think pooners could sufice? lol, lmao even

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You gotta look beyond the straight ones, bi/pan mtfs are great. You also need to get good with a strap-on. Yes, it's not the same as the real thing, but literally nothing is stopping you from dicking down a girl than your mental limitations.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Using a strap on isn’t really dicking down

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Unless the only thing you care is getting off and not making your partner a puddle of bliss, I don't see the difference.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can care about the partner and not completely disregard yourself

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that's why step 2 is having them finish you off by sucking the tdick. You'll be close if you're into it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That just sounds sad as frick to me, especially that even that isn’t like sucking real dick

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Different strokes for different folks, works on my system, etc.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Don't want anyone to touch or see the fleshy body horror abomination unless it's magically transformed into a dick. With balls.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Precisely

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I literally just pump and dump.
            10 minutes tops.
            Imagine being such a gay that you actually care about the pleasure of your woman.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Idk about others but I’m just not into other trans people, physically

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            unfortunately we suffer the same social moronation MtFs do with men

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            MtFs get fricked by men constantly.
            Also though we're men so there's nothing for them to figure out about us.
            Women are harder to win over because of the asymmetrical biological implications of pregnancy on behavior probably.
            They have less incentive to be easily won over.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >you were raised as girls and know how to read them.
            i didn't have female friends growing up and have malebrained nerd hobbies none of them wanted anything to do with me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I only have female friends and still don’t get their thought process

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i don't understand how people even befriend women every cis girl im friends with nowadays gets angry at me for stating facts or talking about things they don't understand because it makes their head hurt

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I befriended them in kindergarten, I doubt I’d be able to do that today

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >i don't understand how people even befriend women every cis girl im friends with nowadays gets angry at me for stating facts or talking about things they don't understand because it makes their head hurt
            I can picture exactly what kind of person you are

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Lonely

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's all in the manipulation techniques my friend. You have to portray yourself as some sort of mysterious bad boy that all the girls want.

            The relationship ended in abuse and allegations so be careful anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You got a dick. You'll never know the pain of not having a dick. It's very sad. I'm just like a tragic Greek hero.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He will if I borrow it for experimental transplant

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Poonbro, do you want to sail the Argo with me and my crew? This will be a quest for the Golden Fleece and no homosexuality is permitted on board.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No homosexuality? Defeats the purpose of being a Chad ancient Greek if you can't pound some Twink ass.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I will.

            No homosexuality? Defeats the purpose of being a Chad ancient Greek if you can't pound some Twink ass.

            Pounding a twink's ass is a heterosexual activity. Start thinking like a Chad ancient Greek.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Your right, how could I have been so blind. Twink ass is just better pussy.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hang in there little man, I'm sure you'll get a dick one day. I'd give you mine if I could.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i pity you pooner bros, i hope the technology gets better fast so you can all have dicks one day

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope one day you wake up with a really tiny microdick. So you kind of get what you want but not really.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They already have that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What about the balls? And what is that fish fin under it?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >fish fin
          It's called a vegana, anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            A WHAT

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The webbed flap attached to the thing?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Is there an individual on earth with balls at the top and a pussy below?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Probably, but the one in that webm was just an XX chromsome'd person who dosed themselves with testosterone and got an enlarged clitoris.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Naturally with functional balls? IDK. But FTM surgery can do that if you want.

          • 1 year ago
            ArabMan

            Both ftm and mtf surgeries can do that. Well, I'm 100 percent sure about the ftm side and 99 percent sure about the mtf side.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How do FtMs feel when they see other guys cooming?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I want to kill them and then myself

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >jerking off on an ftm and then being killed by him
            yes pls

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, no homo, but what if we just jerked eachother off as straight males.

            Mutual Masterbation.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I was banking on the ftm still mostly looking like a girl.
            Probably lots of guys on this board into that though, anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'll meet you halfway.
            We both crossdress.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Take hrt for 6 months and I'll be down.
            I'll be checking for breasts though, don't lie.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            giwtwm

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I like it a lot because I'm into men.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Would a FtM let me coom inside his negative length PP?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not into that sort of thing. Even though I enjoy watching men coom, knowing I have the body of a woman only makes sex depressing, therefore I don't have it. There are ftms out there who'd let you do that though.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon but what about butt stuff? very male brained to do anal

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Harder to enjoy without prostate but preferable

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I want to cut his dick off then graft it onto myself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kinda horny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no giant ftm clit to suck
        why even live

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So we do have chasers after all

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            unfortunately almost all the ftms i have met irl are basically the pooner meme and thats not worth it. I just want a skinny fit ftm twink with cheekbones and a jaw to let me suck his clit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As long as I'm still able to ejaculate and it's an actual dick, I'm glad. Honestly, even if I can't cum, it'll be fine. I can live with it and I know there are people who are into this.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never get to frick your wife
    >You will never have kids
    >You will never have her suck your dick
    >You will never get it stroked with her delicate fingers
    >You will never even have a wife because why would any self-respecting woman marry a dickless manlet

    Damn I'm surprised the 41% isn't higher

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Every time I think about it I’m considering doing my part to increase it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah man we could increase it together
        Fun bro time activity, get two identical guns with two identical calibers and we shoot at the same time
        Would've done it a long time ago but gun laws are too strict in my country. Next best option is hanging, but imagine if you break your neck and get paralyzed instead of dying.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Then I'd just treat you like a doll, put you in pretty dresses and use you like a toy.
          Win win situation if you ask me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, too sadistic for my liking.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Jumping under a train should be effective but I don’t want to cause that much disruption

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Unfortunately, I live in a place without trains.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That’s the best I got so far

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >having this much rose-tinted view of what it means to be a man or have a dick
      just wait until you go bald and your dick don't work and your wife leaves you and takes half of what you earn for no reason

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > just wait until you go bald
        Doesn’t happen to everyone cope
        > your dick don't work
        Normal aging thing
        > your wife leaves you and takes half of what you earn for no reason
        I sense broken family background

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Normal aging thing
          Wrong. erectile dysfunction is not normal

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Past some age they are, of course it’s not normal in your 20s

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Past some age they are
            still wrong

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Then it’s not something even guaranteed to happen

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >erectile dysfunction is not normal
            By the time you're 40 years old 40% of men your age will have erectile dysfunction.
            It's very common. There's a reason so much viagra is sold.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >By the time you're 40 years old 40% of men your age will have erectile dysfunction.
            source? sounds like bullshit to me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >The study demonstrated that ED is increasingly prevalent with age: approximately 40% of men are affected at age 40 and nearly 70% of men are affected at age 70.
            >Impotence and its medical and psychosocial correlates: Results of the Massachusetts Male Aging Study. J Urol 1994; 151:54–61
            https://www.clevelandclinicmeded.com/medicalpubs/diseasemanagement/endocrinology/erectile-dysfunction/

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >american studies
            disregarded

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's going to be pretty close to the same rate everywhere and also America is the center of the world still.
            You can't even call it an obesity issue since most everywhere on Earth except North Korea is fat now and that study was done back in the 90s when most men in their 40s weren't fat.
            Once again, viagra sales wouldn't be through the roof if it wasn't an extremely common issue that comes up with aging.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >god didn't give me Twink genes

    I know that feel all too well...

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He probably thought you could not handle the package.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God gives most sensitive axe wounds to his most dysphoric pooners

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is so sad.. I'll make this the motto of my life

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How is hard wiouth a dick?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why wouldn't God
    God doesn't exist
    Accept reality, you will never have a dick
    I'm sorry about that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They could always hook up with men and use VR headsets and cameras to have bodyswap POV sex.
      https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/body-swap-vr

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God is a piece of shit and should be killed if he is killable

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    having a dick sucks, ive been sitting on it constantly lately

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not about convenience

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking cis b***h with 10 inch strap
    >realize that if i was cis there's a good chance it wouldnt even be 6 inches
    why would i want a penis tbh
    having a large penis like appendage makes me feel strong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      to actually feel that you’re fricking her you fricking moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but honestly the mental satisfaction matters more to me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Good for you then, I’d just feel like I’m being used as fricking machine and get frustrated

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it doesn't work for me, i get off to physical feeling. unfortunately some of us can't find the peaceful middle ground you have

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I don’t see how it’s selfish to want to enjoy yourself too

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get a reelmagik and wear it all the time, my boyfriend does and it's basically just his dick to us now. he takes it off to rinse and shower but wears it so much and it feels/looks so naturally that he's basically mindfricked himself into feeling like it's his flesh and blood when he's got it on and it looks and feels good when he fricks me with it. i can't understand why anyone would prefer a rotdog over a great prosthetic there is nothing a rotdog offers that a prosthetic and copium can't do better without leaving your crotch and arm look like mangled leaky piss meat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > there is nothing a rotdog offers
      Sensation

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        like i said, nothing a prosthetic and copium can't do better. i don't know why you think stapling cold arm meat to your fupa is better than using your imagination with a prosthetic that actually looks like a dick and not like david cronenberg made an eXistenZ themed dildo, idk maybe you believe the surgeons propaganda

        don't get me wrong, if/when surgery gets better there can be a counterargument to this conversation but it doesn't exist yet. i've been with multiple post op trans guys, those things are fricking awful and it's difficult pretending you want that nasty thing anywhere near your mouth or pussy. besides the majority of the time they're just mashing it around on their clit like a joystick, which again, prosthetic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Imagination doesn’t give you sensations

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It does if you work at it hard enough. You can convince your brain of all kinds of shit if you know what you're doing.

            And even if you never get that, once again the cold leaky piss meat isn't worth what you get in return. I have fricked phallo dudes, those things are horrible to touch and play with.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            > those things are horrible to touch and play with
            Probably still better than pussy. What are you anyway

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God hates tranners

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if you're speaking metaphorically but God doesn't give you a dick or a vegana

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kill pooners. Behead pooners. Roundhouse kick a pooner into the concrete. Slam dunk a pooner baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pooners. Defecate in a pooner's food. Launch pooners into the sun. Stir fry pooners in a wok. Toss pooners into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pooner's gas tank. Judo throw pooners into a wood chipper. Twist pooners heads off. Report pooner to the IRS. Karate chop pooners in half. Curb stomp pregnant pooners. Trap pooners in quicksand. Crush pooners in the trash compactor. Liquefy pooners in a vat of acid. Eat pooners . Dissect pooners. Exterminate pooners in the gas chamber. Stomp pooner skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pooners in the oven. Lobotomize pooners. Mandatory abortions for pooners. Grind pooner fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown pooners. Vaporize pooners with a ray gun. Kick old pooners down the stairs. Feed pooners to alligators. Slice pooners with a katana.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder If dick obsessed pooners give the best blowjobs..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't heard any complaints
      t. dick obsessed pooner

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’d be too tempted to bite it off and saw it onto myself

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    poonerbrother if i could i would let u have mine in a heartbeat i think its sad as frick that i gotta be a gigahon for the rest of my life but i think its super unfair for those souls who DO have that masculine spirit and drive and desire to frick and conquer shit to not have a wiener
    if i had 3 genie wishes i would 100% use one of them to give u a penis op sorry to all the poonbros feeling dysphoric today but im sure your penis is super crazy badass on the inside

  23. 1 year ago
    sanest poster

    need an ftm trender to let me impregnate him

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm having a hard time
    lol bet u wish u were

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted us to have a boyc**t, that's why.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Putrid

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why wouldnt god just not give me a dick???

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Correction, why don't you have dick and balls? Same reason why I don't have a big wiener. Because God is a troll and he said so as shitty as it is.

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