Why wouldn't God just give me a dick? Poonbros.. I'm having a hard time
Why wouldn't God just give me a dick? Poonbros.. I'm having a hard time
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Not without a dick you're not
FUCK you
Same bro, except I'm an XY chromosome guy who is American / circumcised.
Use the skin god gave you to make a dick
Skill issue
Arabman..
You literally just have a 3 inch clit, don't try to act like you're better than other pooner
Bros why are our options so fucking shitty
>useless enhance the big clit surgery
>frankenstein meat tube surgery
I wish I had a working dick and balls so I could dump hot semen into my future traditional qt virgin wife and impregnate her so we can have many children.
It's over.
for men, you all whine like bitches
Wtf did I complain about, I just said a statement relating to OP's thread
Retard you're on LULZ where we can do nothing but complain about how we don't have a gf
I had a girlfriend once.
Woah. Fucking insane.
How?
It's quite easy. See, he has a dick..
Fuck.
If it were easy for dick having guys to get gfs then /LULZ/ wouldn't exist.
If anything ftms probably have an easier time getting gfs since you were raised as girls and know how to read them.
> If anything ftms probably have an easier time getting gfs since you were raised as girls and know how to read them.
Trust me we do not
Maybe. But what about getting a Trans gf/bf? Seems like a cake walk for you pooners, trans drool over other trans.
MtFs literally want nothing other than to get dicked down then beaten like 1950s housewives by chad men who are bigger and stronger than them
You think pooners could sufice? lol, lmao even
You gotta look beyond the straight ones, bi/pan mtfs are great. You also need to get good with a strap-on. Yes, it's not the same as the real thing, but literally nothing is stopping you from dicking down a girl than your mental limitations.
Using a strap on isn’t really dicking down
Unless the only thing you care is getting off and not making your partner a puddle of bliss, I don't see the difference.
You can care about the partner and not completely disregard yourself
Yeah, that's why step 2 is having them finish you off by sucking the tdick. You'll be close if you're into it.
That just sounds sad as fuck to me, especially that even that isn’t like sucking real dick
Different strokes for different folks, works on my system, etc.
Don't want anyone to touch or see the fleshy body horror abomination unless it's magically transformed into a dick. With balls.
Precisely
I literally just pump and dump.
10 minutes tops.
Imagine being such a fag that you actually care about the pleasure of your woman.
Idk about others but I’m just not into other trans people, physically
unfortunately we suffer the same social retardation MtFs do with men
MtFs get fucked by men constantly.
Also though we're men so there's nothing for them to figure out about us.
Women are harder to win over because of the asymmetrical biological implications of pregnancy on behavior probably.
They have less incentive to be easily won over.
>you were raised as girls and know how to read them.
i didn't have female friends growing up and have malebrained nerd hobbies none of them wanted anything to do with me
I only have female friends and still don’t get their thought process
i don't understand how people even befriend women every cis girl im friends with nowadays gets angry at me for stating facts or talking about things they don't understand because it makes their head hurt
I befriended them in kindergarten, I doubt I’d be able to do that today
>i don't understand how people even befriend women every cis girl im friends with nowadays gets angry at me for stating facts or talking about things they don't understand because it makes their head hurt
I can picture exactly what kind of person you are
Lonely
It's all in the manipulation techniques my friend. You have to portray yourself as some sort of mysterious bad boy that all the girls want.
The relationship ended in abuse and allegations so be careful anon
You got a dick. You'll never know the pain of not having a dick. It's very sad. I'm just like a tragic Greek hero.
He will if I borrow it for experimental transplant
Poonbro, do you want to sail the Argo with me and my crew? This will be a quest for the Golden Fleece and no homosexuality is permitted on board.
No homosexuality? Defeats the purpose of being a Chad ancient Greek if you can't pound some Twink ass.
I will.
Pounding a twink's ass is a heterosexual activity. Start thinking like a Chad ancient Greek.
Your right, how could I have been so blind. Twink ass is just better pussy.
Hang in there little man, I'm sure you'll get a dick one day. I'd give you mine if I could.
i pity you pooner bros, i hope the technology gets better fast so you can all have dicks one day
I hope one day you wake up with a really tiny microdick. So you kind of get what you want but not really.
They already have that.
What about the balls? And what is that fish fin under it?
>fish fin
It's called a vagina, anon.
A WHAT
The webbed flap attached to the thing?
Is there an individual on earth with balls at the top and a pussy below?
Probably, but the one in that webm was just an XX chromsome'd person who dosed themselves with testosterone and got an enlarged clitoris.
Naturally with functional balls? IDK. But FTM surgery can do that if you want.
Both ftm and mtf surgeries can do that. Well, I'm 100 percent sure about the ftm side and 99 percent sure about the mtf side.
How do FtMs feel when they see other guys cooming?
I want to kill them and then myself
>jerking off on an ftm and then being killed by him
yes pls
Bro, no homo, but what if we just jerked eachother off as straight males.
Mutual Masterbation.
I was banking on the ftm still mostly looking like a girl.
Probably lots of guys on this board into that though, anon.
I'll meet you halfway.
We both crossdress.
Take hrt for 6 months and I'll be down.
I'll be checking for tits though, don't lie.
giwtwm
I like it a lot because I'm into men.
Would a FtM let me coom inside his negative length PP?
I'm not into that sort of thing. Even though I enjoy watching men coom, knowing I have the body of a woman only makes sex depressing, therefore I don't have it. There are ftms out there who'd let you do that though.
Not that anon but what about butt stuff? very male brained to do anal
Harder to enjoy without prostate but preferable
I want to cut his dick off then graft it onto myself
kinda horny
>tfw no giant ftm clit to suck
why even live
So we do have chasers after all
unfortunately almost all the ftms i have met irl are basically the pooner meme and thats not worth it. I just want a skinny fit ftm twink with cheekbones and a jaw to let me suck his clit
As long as I'm still able to ejaculate and it's an actual dick, I'm glad. Honestly, even if I can't cum, it'll be fine. I can live with it and I know there are people who are into this.
>You will never get to fuck your wife
>You will never have kids
>You will never have her suck your dick
>You will never get it stroked with her delicate fingers
>You will never even have a wife because why would any self-respecting woman marry a dickless manlet
Damn I'm surprised the 41% isn't higher
Every time I think about it I’m considering doing my part to increase it
Yeah man we could increase it together
Fun bro time activity, get two identical guns with two identical calibers and we shoot at the same time
Would've done it a long time ago but gun laws are too strict in my country. Next best option is hanging, but imagine if you break your neck and get paralyzed instead of dying.
Then I'd just treat you like a doll, put you in pretty dresses and use you like a toy.
Win win situation if you ask me.
Nah, too sadistic for my liking.
Jumping under a train should be effective but I don’t want to cause that much disruption
Unfortunately, I live in a place without trains.
That’s the best I got so far
>having this much rose-tinted view of what it means to be a man or have a dick
just wait until you go bald and your dick don't work and your wife leaves you and takes half of what you earn for no reason
> just wait until you go bald
Doesn’t happen to everyone cope
> your dick don't work
Normal aging thing
> your wife leaves you and takes half of what you earn for no reason
I sense broken family background
>Normal aging thing
Wrong. erectile dysfunction is not normal
Past some age they are, of course it’s not normal in your 20s
>Past some age they are
still wrong
Then it’s not something even guaranteed to happen
>erectile dysfunction is not normal
By the time you're 40 years old 40% of men your age will have erectile dysfunction.
It's very common. There's a reason so much viagra is sold.
>By the time you're 40 years old 40% of men your age will have erectile dysfunction.
source? sounds like bullshit to me
>The study demonstrated that ED is increasingly prevalent with age: approximately 40% of men are affected at age 40 and nearly 70% of men are affected at age 70.
>Impotence and its medical and psychosocial correlates: Results of the Massachusetts Male Aging Study. J Urol 1994; 151:54–61
https://www.clevelandclinicmeded.com/medicalpubs/diseasemanagement/endocrinology/erectile-dysfunction/
>american studies
disregarded
It's going to be pretty close to the same rate everywhere and also America is the center of the world still.
You can't even call it an obesity issue since most everywhere on Earth except North Korea is fat now and that study was done back in the 90s when most men in their 40s weren't fat.
Once again, viagra sales wouldn't be through the roof if it wasn't an extremely common issue that comes up with aging.
>god didn't give me Twink genes
I know that feel all too well...
He probably thought you could not handle the package.
God gives most sensitive axe wounds to his most dysphoric pooners
This is so sad.. I'll make this the motto of my life
How is hard wiouth a dick?
>Why wouldn't God
God doesn't exist
Accept reality, you will never have a dick
I'm sorry about that
They could always hook up with men and use VR headsets and cameras to have bodyswap POV sex.
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/body-swap-vr
God is a piece of shit and should be killed if he is killable
having a dick sucks, ive been sitting on it constantly lately
It’s not about convenience
>fucking cis bitch with 10 inch strap
>realize that if i was cis there's a good chance it wouldnt even be 6 inches
why would i want a penis tbh
having a large penis like appendage makes me feel strong
to actually feel that you’re fucking her you fucking retard
yeah but honestly the mental satisfaction matters more to me
Good for you then, I’d just feel like I’m being used as fucking machine and get frustrated
it doesn't work for me, i get off to physical feeling. unfortunately some of us can't find the peaceful middle ground you have
Yeah I don’t see how it’s selfish to want to enjoy yourself too
get a reelmagik and wear it all the time, my boyfriend does and it's basically just his dick to us now. he takes it off to rinse and shower but wears it so much and it feels/looks so naturally that he's basically mindfucked himself into feeling like it's his flesh and blood when he's got it on and it looks and feels good when he fucks me with it. i can't understand why anyone would prefer a rotdog over a great prosthetic there is nothing a rotdog offers that a prosthetic and copium can't do better without leaving your crotch and arm look like mangled leaky piss meat.
> there is nothing a rotdog offers
Sensation
like i said, nothing a prosthetic and copium can't do better. i don't know why you think stapling cold arm meat to your fupa is better than using your imagination with a prosthetic that actually looks like a dick and not like david cronenberg made an eXistenZ themed dildo, idk maybe you believe the surgeons propaganda
don't get me wrong, if/when surgery gets better there can be a counterargument to this conversation but it doesn't exist yet. i've been with multiple post op trans guys, those things are fucking awful and it's difficult pretending you want that nasty thing anywhere near your mouth or pussy. besides the majority of the time they're just mashing it around on their clit like a joystick, which again, prosthetic.
Imagination doesn’t give you sensations
It does if you work at it hard enough. You can convince your brain of all kinds of shit if you know what you're doing.
And even if you never get that, once again the cold leaky piss meat isn't worth what you get in return. I have fucked phallo dudes, those things are horrible to touch and play with.
> those things are horrible to touch and play with
Probably still better than pussy. What are you anyway
God hates tranners
I don't know if you're speaking metaphorically but God doesn't give you a dick or a vagina
Kill pooners. Behead pooners. Roundhouse kick a pooner into the concrete. Slam dunk a pooner baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pooners. Defecate in a pooner's food. Launch pooners into the sun. Stir fry pooners in a wok. Toss pooners into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pooner's gas tank. Judo throw pooners into a wood chipper. Twist pooners heads off. Report pooner to the IRS. Karate chop pooners in half. Curb stomp pregnant pooners. Trap pooners in quicksand. Crush pooners in the trash compactor. Liquefy pooners in a vat of acid. Eat pooners . Dissect pooners. Exterminate pooners in the gas chamber. Stomp pooner skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pooners in the oven. Lobotomize pooners. Mandatory abortions for pooners. Grind pooner fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown pooners. Vaporize pooners with a ray gun. Kick old pooners down the stairs. Feed pooners to alligators. Slice pooners with a katana.
I wonder If dick obsessed pooners give the best blowjobs..
I haven't heard any complaints
t. dick obsessed pooner
I’d be too tempted to bite it off and saw it onto myself
poonerbrother if i could i would let u have mine in a heartbeat i think its sad as fuck that i gotta be a gigahon for the rest of my life but i think its super unfair for those souls who DO have that masculine spirit and drive and desire to fuck and conquer shit to not have a wiener
if i had 3 genie wishes i would 100% use one of them to give u a penis op sorry to all the poonbros feeling dysphoric today but im sure your penis is super crazy badass on the inside
need an ftm trender to let me impregnate him
>I'm having a hard time
lol bet u wish u were
He wanted us to have a boycunt, that's why.
Putrid
why wouldnt god just not give me a dick???
Correction, why don't you have dick and balls? Same reason why I don't have a big cock. Because God is a troll and he said so as shitty as it is.