Why would anyone want a shit-ass soccer mom minivan?

Why would anyone want a shit-ass soccer mom minivan?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You get one pity reply.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two actually. I love minivans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for what purpose dingdong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for ultimate practicality

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like a pickup truck without exposing everything to rain. Take it camping, load up your kayak, fill it with bags of cement and gravel, slide your 12' ladder inside, whatever. And you dont have to worry about anyone just taking stuff out the back when youre inside Wendys. Great cars.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Modern men are effeminate queers

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #diaperviper
    #condomspreventminivans

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    minivans are based
    those who have not seen the light either think their car is their ticket to pussy (which mysteriously hasn't worked out for them despite not owning a minivan) or the ticket to masculinity (which also doesn't work out because the heavenly father gave them a bad roll)

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my brothers wife made him buy one of these cars and she NEVER uses it, she always drives his car everywhere.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it can carry up to 8 people. That's way better than some silly rear-wheel drive or 0-60 times that only nerds give a shit about.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's better at hauling people and/or stuff than basically any SUV or crossover. When people start popping out children and say "I need an SUV!" it's usually because they're too dumb or insecure to get a minivan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minivans have fuck all passenger room in the third row and no storage room with the third row up. The larger 3 row crossovers have more of both.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The larger 3 row crossovers have more of both.
        Now you're just lying.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wrong, the only vehicle with a better 3rd row and cargo space would be a full size suv like the ford excursion or something.

          Go sit in some. At 6'2 180 I fit in the third row of the bigger crossovers like the older GM Acadia's, I don't fit in the third row of a minivan because they're designed for little Asian kids. Obviously they don't have the room of a Excursion or a Burb but they're still better people carriers than minivans. There's a reason why these large crossovers outsell minivans tot he point of extinction.

          Put the third row down dum dum.

          Now you got a truck that can't do truck things. Just skip the van and get a truck.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Now you got a truck that can't do truck things. Just skip the van and get a truck.
            I don't need a truck.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Trucks are a cope. Minivans are honest.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Real

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >skip the van and get a truck.
            Who wants to tell him that vans are literally just more usable trucks?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They aren't. They can't go off road or tow like a truck.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Vans can tow

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Truckcuck means minivans can't tow a small moon, his daddy issues, and his crippling debt bondage to a banker israelite all at the same time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Obviously they don't have the room of a Excursion or a Burb
            Suburban: 144 cubic feet
            Honda Odyssey: 158 cubic feet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Put the third row down dum dum.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, the only vehicle with a better 3rd row and cargo space would be a full size suv like the ford excursion or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Moron, even the Suburban has LESS space than a grand caravan

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You idiots.
    OP has a minivan and is falseflagging to draw replies.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The V6 Sienna is literally faster than your shitbox and 10x more practical

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they have perfect amount of space to carry up to 8 people.

      True. Toyota upgraded the Sienna powertrain in 2018 or 2019 by putting in the 3.5l V6 295hp 2GR-FKS engine with 8-speed Direct Shift-8AT automatic transmission. This was the update that turned a Sienna to a street sleeper because they didnt change the looks of the sienna at all. This was before the hybrid. More power and torque with better fuel efficiency.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not bad performance.
        https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VLIp1sJzHbw

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so i can carry my wife, 3 kids and the grandparents to the park for a picnic. it's also comfy as hell and fits 3 bicycles in the back if i am not carrying the grandparents.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you dont need the ability to offroad, a minivan is the best car for moving people and things around. They're fast as fuck too thanks to the big engine and aerodynamics. They're also kind of an anti-flex, intentionally getting a car that is visually mocked and derided because you see its true value is quite patrician.

    Once again, if you dont have to worry about offroading, a minivan is superior to an SUV in every way.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't want it, you need it. You hate that you need it but it fits your needs better than anything else. Otherwise you don't get one.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To haul your multiple low IQ children back and forth.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can we buy it in eur?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss them 🙁

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better than this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure the build quality is absolutely shit but whatever this thing is, the aesthetic has fairly cool vampire vibes. Given where I'm assuming the price point is I'd go for this before any new krautshit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fucking blind?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this is just like my heckin nosferatu movie film

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe people with your taste can use the internet

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're just SUVs but more practical, unless you're going off-road which 99% of fat and old fucks driving SUVs never will. I bought mine to camp out of since they're cheaper than cargo vans and less suspicious. Siennas rock and you're a nagger.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unless you're going off-road which 99% of fat and old fucks driving SUVs never will.
      An AWD sienna with good tires and a small lift will go to 95% of the places that most 'overlanders' go to. Things like Land Cruisers kitted out with all the expensive gear are cool and certainly capable, but I really only ever see people taking them on basic trails to camp with their families.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People that actually have children and are not in a constant state of mid life coping by driving SUVs.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait wait wait I know this one, let me guess
    They should all get a farmer's vehicle made for transporting livestock instead? What did I win?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it the ultimate first-car for todays youth
    >invites to all the parties because many seats
    >bitches like parties
    >bitches friends like parties
    >if you don't score, you can always sniff the seats later on that night

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These were quite good fun.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It can do everything an SUV can do but better. Same high seat position, better visability, cargo volume room, features, etc.

    Minivans are pricey though compared to some cheaper SUVs and fuel economy for ICE minis is mediocre.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minivans are usually cheaper than comparably sized crossovers

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're great cheap secondaries for hauling cargo if you don't need to go off-road and can be assed to vacuum the thing out once in a while. Clapped out Siennas can be had all day everyday on the private market for around 5 Gs.

    New ones are cheaper than most SUVs with a comparably sized third row seat and the sliding doors are more idiot-proofed against picking up door dings from user action.

    They're one of those vehicles where you either get it as cheap as possible if you need something utilitarian to thrash without feeling bad, or as nice as possible to make you forget that it looks like a taxi from the outside.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BB-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT THEY CAN'T LEAVE THE PAVEMENT UNLIKE MY $100,000 SIERRA DENALI 2500 HD WHICH HAS NEVER LEFT THE PAVEMEN-ACK!

    lolololololol

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