Why waste money on sharpening stones when mugs exist?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Idiot. Why waste your money on a mug when this exists?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's REALLY difficult to drink coffee with those.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking casual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unitaskers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        >rocks
        >unitaskers

        You are a mong amongst mongs. Lemme show you.

        Chucks rock at two birds, both have been killed.

        it's REALLY difficult to drink coffee with those.

        Find the right stone and you have a mug.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The grit of the rock sharpens Death's scythe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can do a million things with a rock. sharpen your knife in it, hold paper down, hit someone with it, cram it, the list goes on...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also good for stoning the wife if she gets out of hand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      I HAVE BEEN SUCH A FOOL!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Get out of my light, you fags, I'm trying to get a tan before beating off in the marketplace.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          behold! a homosexual!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          behold! a hotdog stand!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            I don't know why that got me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If only rubbing my belly had the same effect on my hunger!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can rub you anoni 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Excellent post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      File name - > Kashmir

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kashmir
      Good morning sirs

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the grit of the mug sharpens the knife

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now say this again without being under the influence of alcohol

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying that my mugs are decent quality

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because I like having a 40 pound three sided sharpening stone that sits on my dryer that hasn't been used once since i got it a year ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i block it out of my field of vision every time I go in the laundry room. I actually haven't thought about it in months despite seeing it at least a few times a week. i'll actually try out the sharpening techniques and make a thread later.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You better make that thread there homo we’ll be waiting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Larp

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I’m so fucking sick of you homosexuals and your fucking meme knives.
    Pic is all you need. It cuts anything you’d need to cut. If it can’t cut something, it means that thing isn’t edible so stop trying to fucking eat it.

    But no, you lazy ass homosexuals are all
    >fuck using a rock to cut food!
    >instead, let’s grab a shit ton of rocks, and spend all day crushing them, and spend another day burning those rocks in a huge hot ass fire, just so we can get a tiny bit of OMG METAL out of them, and then spend another fucking day using another hot ass fire so we can make the metal red and smack the shit out of it until it’s roughly the same fucking shape of the rock-knife we don’t like, and then spend yet ANOTHER fucking day rubbing that metal against a fucking rock until the edges are sharp just like the rock-knife we don’t like
    >and then we can use it to cut food!!
    See how fucking retarded that is?

    Holy shit. The copper age was a fucking mistake and it’s why we have useless lazy zoomers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cut back on alcohol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the copper age and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see what you did there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >neolithicfag
      yes, yes try to impose your agricultural homosexualry.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        Good rock cut good.
        I guess. You need more?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't like girls with a lot of body hair this entire post is a larp.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't use sharpened oyster shells

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >look at me with my serrated edge.
      Fuck off

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blunting your mug

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Keeping your mug sharpened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not redressing your mug with another mug

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >not redressing your mug with another mug

      Fucking kek

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use back of plate tbh.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to trick me into cutting my mug
    You can fuck right off, homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just throw it out when it dulls and buy a new knife. You aren't poor or anything, right? Right, anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Comparing efficient use of resources to the amount of money someone has.
      ngmi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rinsing, drying, and reusing paper towels
        You have fun with that. I’ll buy a new roll.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          , drying, and reusing paper towels
          >You have fun with that. I’ll buy a new roll.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Damn things must be rough if the idea of buying new paper towels leads to a soicuck ragepost

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Retards like you are why planned obsolescence works.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not poor and it's because I don't waste my money on stupid shit like you do. I'll bet you buy ceramic spatulas.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >knives
    it's waterjets or you're a homo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't sharpen his waterjets
      I bet you don't calibrate your microwave either

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats just for honing not sharpening

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    take your meds or stay on LULZ, it's your choiche

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmhm, I see. I'll do the former.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    return to monkey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhh wtf
      Is that a capucin displaying fairly complex tool use?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was so worried it was gonna slice its palm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't think that monkey is putting an actual edge on that knife do you,

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol I mean I guess I thought it was already somewhat sharp to begin with

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this an average American male?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        average knife enthusiast, I believe. average American buys a new knife when it gets dull, if he were to realize it that is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      I'd like to teach him how to sharpen properly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do monkeys do things so fast and quick. Do they have too much muscles to control? It's like turbo mode all the time.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my whetstone costs like $0.80 ;_;
    is enough to do the cut paper thing.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because sharpening stones are better suited for the job and don't cost that much. If you can't afford a whetstone you've got problems.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why waste money
    Maybe because they've never experienced the difference.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    This is what it looks like when you zoom in on the blade.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not chopping fucking atoms so who gives a shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        It's certainly none of your business.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Explain your pic, pls, tx

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not poster. It is one of several ways of checking both skills of chef and sharpness of knife, to cut alive thing, e.g. fruit, on such cleanness, that surface does not seem to have any ripping, thus as if ongoing material randomly split apart with no form of brute force used.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >checking both skills of chef and sharpness of knife
              i can literal put a reflective mirror finish (if viewed from a shallow angle) in a piece of wood with a plane sharpened on an india stone and some crox stropping
              >muh skill

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can cheese this with an obsidian knife, no skill required just slice. Wither way both look like they'd be fine for cooking or in a salad or whatever. It's food, not architecture.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the heat from the knife cooks the coffee

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