i block it out of my field of vision every time I go in the laundry room. I actually haven't thought about it in months despite seeing it at least a few times a week. i'll actually try out the sharpening techniques and make a thread later.
I’m so fucking sick of you homosexuals and your fucking meme knives.
Pic is all you need. It cuts anything you’d need to cut. If it can’t cut something, it means that thing isn’t edible so stop trying to fucking eat it.
But no, you lazy ass homosexuals are all >fuck using a rock to cut food! >instead, let’s grab a shit ton of rocks, and spend all day crushing them, and spend another day burning those rocks in a huge hot ass fire, just so we can get a tiny bit of OMG METAL out of them, and then spend another fucking day using another hot ass fire so we can make the metal red and smack the shit out of it until it’s roughly the same fucking shape of the rock-knife we don’t like, and then spend yet ANOTHER fucking day rubbing that metal against a fucking rock until the edges are sharp just like the rock-knife we don’t like >and then we can use it to cut food!!
See how fucking retarded that is?
Holy shit. The copper age was a fucking mistake and it’s why we have useless lazy zoomers.
not poster. It is one of several ways of checking both skills of chef and sharpness of knife, to cut alive thing, e.g. fruit, on such cleanness, that surface does not seem to have any ripping, thus as if ongoing material randomly split apart with no form of brute force used.
>checking both skills of chef and sharpness of knife
i can literal put a reflective mirror finish (if viewed from a shallow angle) in a piece of wood with a plane sharpened on an india stone and some crox stropping >muh skill
you can cheese this with an obsidian knife, no skill required just slice. Wither way both look like they'd be fine for cooking or in a salad or whatever. It's food, not architecture.
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Idiot. Why waste your money on a mug when this exists?
it's REALLY difficult to drink coffee with those.
Fucking casual
>unitaskers
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>rocks
>unitaskers
You are a mong amongst mongs. Lemme show you.
Chucks rock at two birds, both have been killed.
Find the right stone and you have a mug.
The grit of the rock sharpens Death's scythe.
you can do a million things with a rock. sharpen your knife in it, hold paper down, hit someone with it, cram it, the list goes on...
Also good for stoning the wife if she gets out of hand.
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I HAVE BEEN SUCH A FOOL!
Based. Get out of my light, you fags, I'm trying to get a tan before beating off in the marketplace.
behold! a homosexual!
behold! a hotdog stand!
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I don't know why that got me
If only rubbing my belly had the same effect on my hunger!
I can rub you anoni 🙂
Excellent post
File name - > Kashmir
>kashmir
Good morning sirs
the grit of the mug sharpens the knife
Yes.
Now say this again without being under the influence of alcohol
>implying that my mugs are decent quality
because I like having a 40 pound three sided sharpening stone that sits on my dryer that hasn't been used once since i got it a year ago.
Based
i block it out of my field of vision every time I go in the laundry room. I actually haven't thought about it in months despite seeing it at least a few times a week. i'll actually try out the sharpening techniques and make a thread later.
You better make that thread there homo we’ll be waiting
Larp
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I’m so fucking sick of you homosexuals and your fucking meme knives.
Pic is all you need. It cuts anything you’d need to cut. If it can’t cut something, it means that thing isn’t edible so stop trying to fucking eat it.
But no, you lazy ass homosexuals are all
>fuck using a rock to cut food!
>instead, let’s grab a shit ton of rocks, and spend all day crushing them, and spend another day burning those rocks in a huge hot ass fire, just so we can get a tiny bit of OMG METAL out of them, and then spend another fucking day using another hot ass fire so we can make the metal red and smack the shit out of it until it’s roughly the same fucking shape of the rock-knife we don’t like, and then spend yet ANOTHER fucking day rubbing that metal against a fucking rock until the edges are sharp just like the rock-knife we don’t like
>and then we can use it to cut food!!
See how fucking retarded that is?
Holy shit. The copper age was a fucking mistake and it’s why we have useless lazy zoomers.
Cut back on alcohol
>the copper age and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
I see what you did there
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>neolithicfag
yes, yes try to impose your agricultural homosexualry.
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Good rock cut good.
I guess. You need more?
If you don't like girls with a lot of body hair this entire post is a larp.
>he doesn't use sharpened oyster shells
>look at me with my serrated edge.
Fuck off
>blunting your mug
>Keeping your mug sharpened.
>not redressing your mug with another mug
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Fucking kek
I use back of plate tbh.
>trying to trick me into cutting my mug
You can fuck right off, homosexual.
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Just throw it out when it dulls and buy a new knife. You aren't poor or anything, right? Right, anon?
>Comparing efficient use of resources to the amount of money someone has.
ngmi
>rinsing, drying, and reusing paper towels
You have fun with that. I’ll buy a new roll.
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, drying, and reusing paper towels
>You have fun with that. I’ll buy a new roll.
Damn things must be rough if the idea of buying new paper towels leads to a soicuck ragepost
Retards like you are why planned obsolescence works.
I'm not poor and it's because I don't waste my money on stupid shit like you do. I'll bet you buy ceramic spatulas.
>knives
it's waterjets or you're a homo.
>he doesn't sharpen his waterjets
I bet you don't calibrate your microwave either
thats just for honing not sharpening
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take your meds or stay on LULZ, it's your choiche
Hmmhm, I see. I'll do the former.
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uhh wtf
Is that a capucin displaying fairly complex tool use?
was so worried it was gonna slice its palm
You don't think that monkey is putting an actual edge on that knife do you,
lol I mean I guess I thought it was already somewhat sharp to begin with
Is this an average American male?
average knife enthusiast, I believe. average American buys a new knife when it gets dull, if he were to realize it that is
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I'd like to teach him how to sharpen properly.
why do monkeys do things so fast and quick. Do they have too much muscles to control? It's like turbo mode all the time.
my whetstone costs like $0.80 ;_;
is enough to do the cut paper thing.
Because sharpening stones are better suited for the job and don't cost that much. If you can't afford a whetstone you've got problems.
>Why waste money
Maybe because they've never experienced the difference.
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This is what it looks like when you zoom in on the blade.
I'm not chopping fucking atoms so who gives a shit
me
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It's certainly none of your business.
Explain your pic, pls, tx
not poster. It is one of several ways of checking both skills of chef and sharpness of knife, to cut alive thing, e.g. fruit, on such cleanness, that surface does not seem to have any ripping, thus as if ongoing material randomly split apart with no form of brute force used.
>checking both skills of chef and sharpness of knife
i can literal put a reflective mirror finish (if viewed from a shallow angle) in a piece of wood with a plane sharpened on an india stone and some crox stropping
>muh skill
you can cheese this with an obsidian knife, no skill required just slice. Wither way both look like they'd be fine for cooking or in a salad or whatever. It's food, not architecture.
the heat from the knife cooks the coffee