why to historylets pretend this didn't happen?
why to historylets pretend this didn't happen?
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>lose every major battle they ever fought
kys illiterate mongrels
>can only attack peasants and get BTFO in a real battle
Absolute meme people
They wrecked most of the barbarians or chased them into Roman borders, sure they couldn't beat Rome but few could
Almost all of the Sarmatian/Scythian, Slavic, and Germanic tribes they beat or conquered were disorganized, vastly outnumbered, and also generally well dispersed from each other to provide aid. Hence why the Hunnic "empire" continued to enfold and just vassalize other nomadic peoples until they met solid resistance.
>Attack the Persians
>get wrecked horribly both times attempting to invade through the Caucasus Gates
>Try to move onto the Eastern Romans/Byzantines
>can't take any walled city, settlements or towns since are too unprepared and have no experience with siege warfare, sapping, or mining
>spend the final few years under Attila attacking caravans, undefended hamlets, villages, and small towns until a few turncoat Roman officers and soldiers provide expertise and aid in constructing siege weapons to start attacking more urbanized areas
>get defeated in the only true major battle and never be relevant as a major force again
Great Huns man
Didnt white huns control half of the sassanid empire and made sassanids into their vassals ?
Hepthalites weren't even related to the Huns. And no they didn't, they themselves came like 80+ years after the Huns were already gone as a power player in Western/Central Europe. And post-Battle of Herat, about 15-20 years later the Persians crushed them for good under Peroz I's son, Kavad I. The greatest extent of White Hun/Hepthalite power at its zenith was taking a big swathe of Afghanistan and parts of Sogdia from the Persians.
Kings and generals said they controlled half of sassanids lands while making them vassal for like 50 years
>Kings and Generals
Oh the Bongs who constantly suck off steppe naggers every 2 seconds? Imagine that.
Do they really?
>Kings and generals said they controlled half of sassanids lands while making them vassal for like 50 years
>Hepthalites weren't even related to the Huns.
>completely minimize the razing of greece
Almost, except for the Visigoths.
>Bring 10.000 Huns to battle
>Get mocked in a Germanic Epic
>let barbarians completely scourge the countryside, raze towns, and slaughter and rape the local population every five years or so while you hide behind walls
>we wuz romans and shiet
But AOE2 told me that they took Constantinople O:
Attila jokingly reffered to Theodosius as his slave on multiple occasions while negotiating the treaty that doubled his tribute and forced the Romans to abandon the Danube frontier
>negotiating the treaty that doubled his tribute and forced the Romans to abandon the Danube frontier
Theodosius died before any of the treaty was actually fulfilled. Marcian outright refused all of them when he came into power and even sent an army past the Danube to attack Hunnic vassals.
why did attila not attack rome? How did Leo do it?
Why did they not make massive walls like Constantinople near rome? Were the Aurelion walls shit or something?
How did Romans managed to team up with some of the huns?
Why did the barbarians move out closer to Rome? Werent they enemies to the hun and could have killed them?
Does Dovahhatty still browse /his?
Because he couldnt take it
>why did attila not attack rome? How did Leo do it?
Rome send the embassy with the Pope, tribute and capitulation.
Rome was sinking by the Black Death at this moment
Why didn't Attila at least not take Ravenna then?
>Why didn't Attila at least not take Ravenna then?
He took Mediolanmium which was WRE capital at his time
>He took Mediolanmium which was WRE capital at his time
The capital of Rome in 451 was Rome you ignorant goose.
Also, regardless, the capital was always either Rome or Constantinople.
The Mediolanmium and Ravenna set is a meme, it was merely the imperial residence that relocated there, the seat of the government, the Senate, remained in Rome, wherefore, the capital city remained Rome.
> Holy seethe
No, they are actually right.
He is a silly person.
Were Huns Asians or proto-finns?
Mix of everything they were a tribal confederation first and foremost
>Get BTFO in every battle and give their women to germanic bulls
Ancestors of the Russkis. R1a/Q males, Asiatic females
they were really, unironically, literally, the Xiongnu of China
Yeah, that doesn't mean much to me.
On a scale from 1 to 10, How much did they look like the bad guys from Mulan?
They were Native Americans
Unironically a possibility. The core of the Hun confederacy would have been the Xiognu after they fled across the steppe from China after which the bulk of their forces would have been made of Scythians, Turks, Slavs and east Germanic. The only attested Xiognu inscriptions are classified as a Yeneseian language which is the only language family that has been demonstrably linked to cross-Beringian migration to North America as it is related to the Na-Dene language family in north-western North America (Athabaskan) and the south-western United States (Apachean & Navajo).
There are no Xiongnu inscriptions. And Dene-Yenisean hypothesis is a laughable meme.
why do pop historylets pretend this didn't happen;
a fucking meme people
the severed heads of Attilas sons were sent to Constantinople by germscum as bragging tool
all the mixed gravesites of the post Attila period show Germanic men buried with asiatic females
The Huns are possibly the most overrated people of all time
> Hyun Jin Kim
This motherfucking ricefag, a literal Asian supremacist in disguise, did more damage to Hunnic historiography than time itself.
A fucking tinydicked frustrato writes a "muh Huns were amazing and did everything" book and everyone lapps it up, even though it is probably the most biased fucking book I have ever read.
I've read Balkanite pseudohistory with less bias than his shitpapers.
I also noticed that many wikipedia articles about the Huns are edited in the line of his thinking,
even the battle links you proved have been heavily edited from what they used to be.
Reduced, minimized, because they show Hun defeat.
I wager my fucking right hand he had something to do with it.
>Huns did absolutely everything
>Euroshits were just slaves worshipping Huns
>Huns sometimes lose to Euroshits
> EEEGGHUGH well those weren't Euroshits those were actually Huns also lol
> huguh let me just literally straight up deny Gepids even having a ruling warrior class, those were all Huns as well
> let me just replace all historical theories from the notion of "possibly" to "very likely" and "surely" at every notion that is biased towards the Huns, whatever it is, if it's good, it is "very likely true" for some reason lol
> Odoacer was a pure Hun, everyone was Hun
> hhuhughghu ASIAAAANS
I am Hyun Jin Kim
He makes a good case for Asians owing Europeans reparations
He's actually very well known in Late Antiquity Studies for being absolute dogshit if it makes you happy. He isn't taken seriously by the majority of scholars just because of how bad his work is. It's only prominent to armchair historians because his work is the easiest one volume on the Huns for plebs.
Where can I read more about how bad this guy's work is?
Ok stupid medfag
>all the mixed gravesites of the post Attila period show Germanic men buried with asiatic females
>red army's westward advance
Same reason why China ties to ignore battle of the Talas river
ah Atila my homie, he likes his water source unshat. Much respect.
just re-check'd no, his river souce wasn't unshat, that wasn't the start of the river
Asian men are such fucking cucks it is unbeleivable
literally sending your own women in front of the Horde to fuck the Germs so Germs fight for you
> they must have come on purpose
oh I'm sure they did lol
just carry on
wat de fuk did i just red
Thats probably the only asian who look masculine
These were found to be just regular people from the Balkans who happened to elongate their skulls like Huns. They weren't Huns proper.
They were huns
Btw its common for turko mongols to do this
We have many accounts of turkic tribes sharing their women with foreigners
There was a genetic test done on them and they were just typical Balkaners.
They weren't turkic or mongol. Huns were scythians.
No, the article is not full, fucking mil lol,
some were from area of Romania and the Balkans but others were definitelly Hunnic.
However, all were from the Hunnic Empire, it is merely that some were from already absorbed tribes
Tfw ywn be a germ chad with Hunnic waifus who traveled all the way to your country to bear your children. It's not fair bros.
This is the origin of where the term Hun became a synonym for waifu. Travel halfway across the world for big germ cock
Which is also why the English word for loving girl is hun/hon.
Like hey honnie? Did you make dinner?
Ow hunnie, I love you
even when Euro men lose, they still win
because it BTFOs the "white races are evil and privileged and the inventors of racism and slavery. it's not like any other races, like the Egyptians, kept slaves. it's not like white races were never slaved themselves, by both white and non-white races " meme
wut. anyone who knows a bit of world history knows this. the actions of european colonialists and slave owners are just more important than the Mongols or Arab slave owners for understanding geopolitics and race relations today.
If you respond to a black man complaining about being profiled by the police with "Romans enslaved and descriminated against Gauls, what are you complaining about?" he's going to wonder if you're alright in the head.
>they failed to conquer rome
>they failed to conquer china
>failed to conquer Iran
>they failed to conquer india