Why the FUCK would you put acorn trees in medians? Are city planners actually retarded? There’s a street that I drive down every day for work lined with fucking ACORN trees, and the little bastards are constantly falling on the roof of my new car and probably leaving dents or scratches.
those are oak trees, sonny
Can't tell if bait
Strange that you're not familiar with the Quercus faginea, being that you are one.
>those are oak trees
>acorns come from oaks
>"Acorn tree"
>Did you mean: oak?
trees
trees
fucking reddit behavior
>heeeeeeeelp an acorn fell on my roof!!
SHITBOX CHADS WIN AGAIN
Sorry I like driving a nice car. I went through my shitbox phase, and I’m over it.
>I like driving a nice car
>except when there's trees around.... then driving a nice car becomes such an unpleasant experience that I have to seethe on LULZ about the existence of trees near roads
>Acorn chips paint
> Clear coat was already long gone anyways
>*Burn out noises*
>acorn chips paint
>paint is actually just some hardware store shit I personally applied with a brush
>if I actually gave a fuck (I don't) I'd spend 2 minutes dipping a brush into a tin and paint over it again
>*drifting noises*
Damn it feels good to use a car for practical purposes instead of a fashion accessory
build a cope cage for your car if its such a problem
Based TZD enjoyer. Add some tires on top of the cage for good measure.
if you get triggered by rock chips or acorns falling on your car you probably can’t actually afford your car
nigga that's nuts
Trees are great: they make oxygen, look pretty and filter scrubs who crash into them. You fuck off.
this, I care more about the trees than your "nice" cur... I can buy a helicopter and drive a 2008 TDI because of less downtime for maintenance, nice things "do not exist" unless you make it yourself and make it last forever and pass it on to your children
Motorcycle deterrent by intelligent city planners.
>falling off the branches and hitting my car
Try driving on the pavement instead of in that median, DUI-tard.
Imagine even being physically capable of wiping out on a straight road unless...
>harley specific deterrent
Giga based.
>and the little bastards are constantly falling on the roof of my new car and probably leaving dents or scratches.
its a fucking tool, who fucking cares, fucking consooomers
isn't not giving a shit and just buying another one when it breaks/gets damaged consoomer mentality?
Your car already lost value as soon as you sat in it. It will continue to lose value even if you dont do anything to it. You can drive it everyday and it will wear down or you can let it rot in your driveway or garage.
You have every right to try (and fail) to keep your car as valuable as possible. But it's an uphill battle that you will lose. It is what it is, if you want to sink your time and worry into something so microscopic, its on you.
>Acorn trees
You have to be 18 to be here, acorns come from oaks
>"Acorn tree"
Underage confirmed
>ahhhh my new hyndai's roof
acorn chads win again
>acorn tree
Did you mean: oak?
he said acorn, dipshit. learn to read.
What sort of cheap ass dogshit car do you drive that your paint or roof can't handle acorns?
aiee help it's a tree
Leaf type beats fire type. A true underdog story
Some guys in the 60's planted oak trees right alongside some condominiums and now that they're huge they are a huge money drain with all the leaf collection, stick collection needed, to mow the fucking lawns, the damages they do to vehicles, tree trimming services needed, and all the fucking gutters that need blowing out.
The cherry on top is that nearly all the white money left a couple decades ago and the welfare naggers aren't profitable enough to balance against the cost of maintenance.
oh boy, try sweet gum on for size
>acorn trees
corn doesn't grow on trees dumbass
>are city planners actually retarded?
Yes. But not as retarded as you for saying some shit like
>acorn trees
>acorn trees