Why the FUCK would you put acorn trees in medians? Are city planners actually retarded?

Why the FUCK would you put acorn trees in medians? Are city planners actually retarded? There’s a street that I drive down every day for work lined with fucking ACORN trees, and the little bastards are constantly falling on the roof of my new car and probably leaving dents or scratches.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those are oak trees, sonny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't tell if bait

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Strange that you're not familiar with the Quercus faginea, being that you are one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those are oak trees

      >Acorn trees
      You have to be 18 to be here, acorns come from oaks

      >acorns come from oaks

      >"Acorn tree"
      Underage confirmed

      >"Acorn tree"

      >acorn tree
      Did you mean: oak?

      >Did you mean: oak?

      >acorn trees

      trees

      >acorn trees

      trees
      fucking reddit behavior

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >heeeeeeeelp an acorn fell on my roof!!
    SHITBOX CHADS WIN AGAIN

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I like driving a nice car. I went through my shitbox phase, and I’m over it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I like driving a nice car
        >except when there's trees around.... then driving a nice car becomes such an unpleasant experience that I have to seethe on LULZ about the existence of trees near roads

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Acorn chips paint
      > Clear coat was already long gone anyways
      >*Burn out noises*

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >acorn chips paint
        >paint is actually just some hardware store shit I personally applied with a brush
        >if I actually gave a fuck (I don't) I'd spend 2 minutes dipping a brush into a tin and paint over it again
        >*drifting noises*

        Damn it feels good to use a car for practical purposes instead of a fashion accessory

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    build a cope cage for your car if its such a problem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based TZD enjoyer. Add some tires on top of the cage for good measure.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you get triggered by rock chips or acorns falling on your car you probably can’t actually afford your car

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nigga that's nuts

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trees are great: they make oxygen, look pretty and filter scrubs who crash into them. You fuck off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, I care more about the trees than your "nice" cur... I can buy a helicopter and drive a 2008 TDI because of less downtime for maintenance, nice things "do not exist" unless you make it yourself and make it last forever and pass it on to your children

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Motorcycle deterrent by intelligent city planners.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >falling off the branches and hitting my car
      Try driving on the pavement instead of in that median, DUI-tard.

      Imagine even being physically capable of wiping out on a straight road unless...
      >harley specific deterrent
      Giga based.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and the little bastards are constantly falling on the roof of my new car and probably leaving dents or scratches.
    its a fucking tool, who fucking cares, fucking consooomers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isn't not giving a shit and just buying another one when it breaks/gets damaged consoomer mentality?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your car already lost value as soon as you sat in it. It will continue to lose value even if you dont do anything to it. You can drive it everyday and it will wear down or you can let it rot in your driveway or garage.

    You have every right to try (and fail) to keep your car as valuable as possible. But it's an uphill battle that you will lose. It is what it is, if you want to sink your time and worry into something so microscopic, its on you.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Acorn trees
    You have to be 18 to be here, acorns come from oaks

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Acorn tree"
    Underage confirmed

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ahhhh my new hyndai's roof
    acorn chads win again

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >acorn tree
    Did you mean: oak?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he said acorn, dipshit. learn to read.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What sort of cheap ass dogshit car do you drive that your paint or roof can't handle acorns?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aiee help it's a tree

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leaf type beats fire type. A true underdog story

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some guys in the 60's planted oak trees right alongside some condominiums and now that they're huge they are a huge money drain with all the leaf collection, stick collection needed, to mow the fucking lawns, the damages they do to vehicles, tree trimming services needed, and all the fucking gutters that need blowing out.
    The cherry on top is that nearly all the white money left a couple decades ago and the welfare naggers aren't profitable enough to balance against the cost of maintenance.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy, try sweet gum on for size

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >acorn trees

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    corn doesn't grow on trees dumbass

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >are city planners actually retarded?
    Yes. But not as retarded as you for saying some shit like
    >acorn trees

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >acorn trees

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