Why not overtly take over Earth?

>be alien
>aeons advanced tech
>easily use psionic abilities (telepathy, telekinesis, clairvoyance, etc.)
>space/temporal bending techniques

Does nothing but float around and scare bipedal monkeys every now and then instead of overtly taking over the planet and making all of them behave and usher in a peaceful utopia.

AYYYLMAO!

Like what’s their deal man?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Like what’s their deal man?
    You're a boss. A competent one. You can do the job of all your employees.

    WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU? LIKE, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL MAN.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Galaxy brained post, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fpbp
      We are nothing but slaves to our ayy overlords. Does OP honestly believe our so-called "leaders" are actually human?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What we consider wealth is of no interest to them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they seem to be very interested in our oceans, i wonder why?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No clue.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they seem to be very interested in our oceans, i wonder why?

        It's how they get in and out of our realm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're a great hiding place.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they seem to be very interested in our oceans, i wonder why?
        I read a story about an alien abduction where one of the aliens took a guy on an intergalactic trip and showed him that earth is the only planet with sea creatures. So maybe that could be it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        water. It is very useful for many things. Also Earth climate is pretty mild compared to other planets

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most of the planet are the oceans. That is why we have navies. An alien visitor could find it easier to base in an ocean. Perhaps it is more hospitable, safer, or where they came from to begin with.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frisky dolphins.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to see some alien pussy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried looking in the mirror Ese?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not overtly take over Earth?
    because its infested with stupid, miserable, aggressive humans.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Does nothing but float around and scare bipedal monkeys every now and then.

    they do it for the lulz.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not overtly take over Earth?
    If they are here without God's approval, they are doomed fallen angels, and as such, their scope of action is severely limited.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct answer

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not overtly take over Earth?
    What part of enslaving the planets energy and turning it into paper makes you believe we haven't been taken over?

    >current-see
    >currency

    The all seeing eye represents your energy and focus, your minds eye. We are chained to energy tickets. We need the tickets to survive and we have to give the vampires tickets simply for existing. We own nothing. We don't even own ourselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like your moxie seem like you could posibly enjoy this

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that human mindset is what prevents us from achieving alien enlightenment

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you overtake the ant nest in the forest clearing a few kilometres away?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be advanced human
    >does nothing but floats around with flying boats to scare tribesman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plausible but that doesn't really explain why they have been seen for Aeons. Even the Hopi have their Sky God's, like all the rest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They mined most of the gold already.
        All the world's gold that remain can only be fitted on an Olympic sized swimming pool.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the easily recoverable gold. The earth has a lot of interesting metals but they are too deep for modern technology. The asteroid belt has loads of metal but again, modern technology is the limiter. It has been suggested that alien tech is also deficient in trans atmospheric travel because it is based on dimension jumping.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be alien

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they already captured earth thousands of years ago bro. Satanic cults have been predating on us w/o noticing.
    we are a galactic human farm sadly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is a controlled farm

      We're gonna have to breed back better until humanity is acceptable enough. Until naggers are guaranteed not to disturb others. Any sufficiently advanced intelligence out there will continually run Earth simulations and intervene as much as needed to keep them away

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The idea that ETs are wary of naggers is one of reality’s great comedies

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ay lmaos only have one job
    And that is to make sure we don't nuke ourselves into extinction

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not overtly take over Earth?
    slaves function better when they believe they're free

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the moment they step foot on the planet is the moment they all get rapepregnated.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Highlander

    these are devils collaborating with israelite to fool into believing there's sentient life outside of earth, which is lie.
    or highly advanced aircrafts, govts won't tell anyone.
    knowledge is power, guard it well.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Earth isn't actually worth anything, It's the equivalent of a fancy executive desk toy to a civilization capable of the tech and abilities you described.
    Assuming terraforming, large population space habitats, and general AI automation out of their reach, they might consider taking over fertile worlds but not having those while having everything else would be asinine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Earth isn't actually worth anything
      Then we would be dead.
      This realm is a farm for Gold and Human resources in return, you get to live

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        earth is a mystery school.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have any fucking idea how much gold is just floating around in space?
        It's even cheaper because you don't have to dig it twice, you don't have to dig it out of a god damn planet, and you don't have to dig it out of a god damn gravity well of a fucking planet.

        I don't know about you but if I were walking through an apple orchard I wouldn't cross an 8 lane freeway to buy an apple at 7/11.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Duuuuuddde. Didn't you watch the documentary? The miners like to work in the nude, skinny dip, eat fresh meat, and go out hunting for snacks. Bit difficult to do any of that on an asteroid and using robots? What fun would that be. Srsly. thnk before u post. tink tink tink.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. The reason aliens are here isn’t resources or need of worlds…they’re here because of us.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's all fear porn

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Checked and because of the aliens superior technology, they are able to determine that they are fake and gay.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're going to think I'm a kike well poisoner but the truth really is that we live on a flat earth and that it resembles a clock like pic related.
    Ayyyys, time travelers, etc. are from distant lands on the same earth. If you look at the bottom left of the map you can see where the germans setup their new base for hitler which is where operation highjump took place.
    They don't have special technology or anything of the sort, what they have is technology that hasn't been limited by israelite on purpose. They know however that we have the same tech they do because we got some of their ships in the past and technology maxes out at a certain point which is what all races eventually run into. How the tech looks at that point doesn't matter, it's like art, a painting is a painting, a tic tac is a flying triangle in the most general of terms as the underlying tech is all the same.
    So why are they here? two reasons;
    Studying us, our lands, the different species that exist alongside us, etc.
    Their food is shit compared to ours as it was never weaponised against them. Their food is as healthy as it comes and tastes good enough but a bag of doritos with their special form of salt, industrial strength flavourings, etc. are legitimately like crack to them so from time to time black market runners will do a munchie run and smuggle back some junk food.
    Why would they do such a thing if they're so advanced, powerful, enlightened don't need money and know better due to our societal landwhale size?
    Because like us they're trapped on this mortal plane until they pass and are beholden to the pleasures of the flesh like any other animal. They know better but fall victim to temptation like the rest of us.
    Fucking doritos. why do they have to taste so good?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck wrong pic, ignore that aussie bush pedo cult pic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aussie bush pedo cult

        Holy hell
        Searched on DDG and found their website

        >Member owned nudist club. At Rosco we value our family friendly status. Children are welcome (Under 18's clothes optional)

        The police do nothing? Australia intelligence?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The police do nothing? Australia intelligence?
          They're members of the club.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The police do nothing? Australia intelligence?
          Inaction more often than not equates to complicity; whether it be by bribes, threats, blackmail, feigned ignorance, they're all complicit in some form.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Children are welcome (Under 18's clothes optional)
          I'm the reason why clothing is optional for under 18s. No shit my family was asked to leave because I started a rebellion among the youth who didn't want to be there in the first place and they tried to nip that in the bud before it got out of hand. It didn't work and parents started asking too many questions about forced nudity of minors so the chairman had no choice but to declare clothing to be optional for under 18s. He did however stress that it was a nudist club and that if you weren't nude you weren't part of the community and that we should all work together to protect this great community and shit like that so everyone pressured the fuck out of the kids. Even my own grandfather stripped me of my clothes and forced me to walk back to my caravan butt naked which is when I lost the fuckin plot and were eventually forced out.
          Fuck that place. It's legit just pedos swapping their kids around between one another.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            where does the vortex go to?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              mount meru
              there's a whirlpool that is so large it creates the tides and a magnetic stone tower in the middle of it that produces the magnetic field which gives us north and south

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All anons can go here and search once on this site.

                the self chosen ones are finished because even normies are waking and breaking the chains of programming since childhood.
                Its pretty exciting to see this today

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              delete that now!!!!
              you do not talk about the black sun and you don't share that fucking picture!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              delete that now!!!!
              you do not talk about the black sun and you don't share that fucking picture!

              >black sun
              topkek
              what a pseud

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow that big continent precissely forms a circle around earth map, That's so convenient

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes this is the real map!

          >Look at all that land and water they are hiding from us!

          >look at the moon, this is your clue and answer.
          I think october 9th is next full moon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moon anon do you have the HD map? I've been looking for it but dont wanna pay for his shit music albums to get it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This must be an important thread, the well-poisoning lunatics are shilling flat earth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > are from distant lands on the same earth

      You're telling the truth. What knowledge can you share about these distance lands in terms of, how many continents, animal life, daily life of those that dwell in these distant lands?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        naggerdicks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're carbon based and have DNA like us.
        They're mostly barren wastelands now thanks to not getting sunlight.
        The people who live there do so underground using their technology to overcome the world around them.
        They chose to stay there, others left for "the new world" that gradually appeared as teh clock ticked. Whites were these original nomads that settled the nations we know today and where stories from the ancient indian tribes about whitey being there and then fucking off for good come from.
        Some of them collected samples of life and stored them for later revival, others went full lefty and believe in darwinism allowing all other life to die off and lab grow meat which has resulted in cow mutilations and the like as they extract samples from desirable animal parts. They never ask how samples were acquired, they're just happy to be trying cow tongue, pork, etc.
        They have no need to take over our lands and pose no threat to us. If anything it's us that pose a threat to them and they've been well fucking good about not curb stomping us.
        What they really want is the some to come back and light up their lands again but it's just a matter of time before that happens so they're going to wait it out and return to paradise when the sun returns.
        Interestingly it seems like variations of gnosticism are common among them. They know this world is an illusion, that it's a soul prison akin to hell and that we're stuck here until we set ourselves free. There's argument about how to best go about it but it all amounts to trusting in god and refusing to go towards the light when you die. You need to choose to return to the source and become one again instead of being reborn.
        Super interestingly rainbow body meditation not only does the same thing but blinks your zero point soul and the meat puppet body around it out of physical existence.
        They know this too but choose to exist in literal hell...
        why?
        I'll never tell

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They probably know how dangerous man can be. Is it really worth scaring the local wildlife so it does something stupid. If i saw a space nagger on my driveway I would shoot it and then try to sell it's body on ebay.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it odd that ALL dinasaurs went extinct
    There's been said there was one dinasaur that was said to be humanoid candidate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watch this anon, your answers lie within

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a UFO yesterday. It looked like a white tic tac in the sky. It was above an airport though so I don't think it was extraterrestrial or anything. It just sat there in the sky as I was driving towards it for about 30 seconds, then some trees blocked my line of sight for about 15 seconds and when I emerged it was completely gone. It is hard to tell, but looked like it was probably the size of an SUV and was 100% not a plane or a cloud, nor was it moving so I don't think balloon either. It was roughly above the Conroe, Tx airport/National Guard base Tuesday at 3:15p central time, at maybe 2k-7k feet if I had to guess.

    I was going to take video when I stopped at a light but it disappeared before I could. Pic unrelated

    Copying from my post on /x/ because fuck retyping

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a cryptid in my bathroom last night, in one of the appliances, it was cylindrical approximately 7 inches in length and 5 in circumference and brown, the next day it was gone .. where did it come from??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you .measuring in circumference and not diameter?
        Pretty sure that means you're gay

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I choose to believe Bob Lazar is telling the truth. Therefore i believe these crafts are most likely being flown/tested/used by human operators.

    I think it's more likely, due to the massive cosmic distances, that these crafts are just the trash left on earth by a highly advanced visitor sometime in the last million years, rather that us being actively watched and observed. We discovered them, we fly them.

    If it is the other case that these craft aren't human controlled and are actively observing humanity, it's almost guaranteed that they are some kind of machine intelligence which would have as it's primary goal to observe and record rather than directly interfere. No aliens to meet, just an AI carrying out its tasks forever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he forge a paystub and lie about his education?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are our time travellers from the future Earth, in the age of post technological development. They only go back to stop us nuking ourselves . Ayylmaos are our future destiny

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Knowing how the governments of our world work aliens did come here, or crashed and were summarily executed and then had all their technology reverse engineered to be used against us, or they're demons idk

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't humans take over ant hills?
    We destroy them if they're in the way, but no value taking it over beyond research. They have nothing we value.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nigga, they already owned earth before they gifted it to us thousands of years ago. Read your old religious books. All those talk about a God or Gods building earth and everything. Then humans. Then giving earth to the humans and giving humans dominion over it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t want humans to be in control. Monkeys are dumb.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you build a dimension jumping, time bending, law of physics breaking space fleet and civilization that somehow doesn't blow itself up, you get to make such decisions. Until then, you are stuck with the nuclear space primates.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Moon is actually a hollow artificial spacecraft that was placed into Earth's orbit approximately 15,000 years ago by them.
      That's why NASA has been so hesitant about going back there. If there is any extensive construction or habitation built there, it won't take long for people to figure it out because the outer shell is only a few miles thick and seismologically, the Moon "rings like a bell" according to NASA's research during Apollo.
      It is theorized that it was placed there to stabilize the Earth's seasons and tidal forces. Before then, the Earth was covered in a dense layer of fog. But when the changes in climate caused by the Moon made all of this water vapor to condense and fall as a massive amount of rain, and that's why there are great flood stories from this time found in societies around the world. You also may have heard of the Younger Dryas event which took place at this time when there was a sudden cool period, caused by the influx of rain decreasd the salinity of the oceans and changed the currents.
      But once the climate stabilized into basically what we know today, human civilizations flourished.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it’s hollow why does it have sufficient mass to create tides?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It still has mass, it's just mostly concentrated in the outer shell.
          The radius of the Moon is about 1/4 of the radius of rhe Earth. But the mass of the moon is only 1/100th of the Earth's mass. It's density is much lower than the Earth or the other naturally creates moons orbiting the other planets in rhe Solar system, but it still has enough mass to affect the tides.
          The Moon is extremely large in size relative to Earth. There are other larger moons in the solar system, but they are orbiting gas giants that are much larger than the Earth.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are a homosexual

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me tell you an analogy to explain
    >be sheep
    >your world is a plot of land nd your fellow sheep
    >your duty is to eat grass
    >every now and then hyperadvanced bipedal shows up
    >it can manipulate tools easily
    >it doesn't even need to walk, controls hunks of shiny noisy that moves it around
    >it can transform the world around you with tools
    >why does he just show up to scare you now and then?
    >every so often he shaves off all your fur, what the fuck?
    >some sheep say it's all in your mind, the bipedal demon wizard isn't real. Just eat your grass and be happy.
    >others say they have been taken by it and seen their offspring taken away or gutted before their eyes
    >some get taken and mutilated, other sheep who are sick and dying come back as if back from the dead?
    >why all this mysterious, incomprehensible behavior?
    >why doesn't he just take over our plot of land overtly and make his infentions clear in a way we unterstand?

    You see, we are the cattle and the alien is the farmer.
    They took monkeys, bred them into humans and seeded us onto the planet.
    We Don't get to understand why or for what purpose. When you see them just know that they own you and can do whatever they want to you. They made you for their own purposes that you can not understand.
    That's our True creation story.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Victim mentality. Your mind creates your reality. We literally have to get fed bullshit through food, bullshit through news, bulls hit through everything. We can get free if we remember what Humans can do. We were meant for much, much more. Checkout the Law of One as a start.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Behold, the Truth.

    God didn’t want slaves he wanted entertainment. Being God is so boring.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if I told you it already happened a long time ago, much longer than you are thinking?
    Have you ever seen the documentary called "they live"?
    It's pretty much what's going on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the idea that they took over eons ago, pre-history even, and have just been working out the kinks in getting us culturally parallel enough for induction into the greater galactic community.

      That option is easily millions of times better than farming humans as a resource.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they're there it would make sense that they've been watching/manipulating for a while. The fact that we've yet to see any evidence of anyone else being home in the Milky Way either means they're not or there presense is intentionally hidden from us.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’re closer than you know to the truth. We are being prepared, and educated, so we may not, as humans do, fuck it up. We’re doing it plenty bad so far.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are space viruses, they have evolved for trillions of years, they are not apart of our sentient reality. They just float through time and space but their consciousness exists on a different plane of reality. The same one that produced gravitational waves, thus how they look unaffected by gravity or g forces.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't you overtly taking over the clump of dirt in your yard? Those worms and germs dont stand a chance!

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tic tacs are reverse engineered US deep state tech of the egg shaped Agarthan craft.
    The real ones are planning to invade but world israelitery is holding everyone hostage with wmds. Meaning they can't just directly invade or the israelite will nuke the planet and even if they stop 99% of the nukes 1% of them will kill the planet.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are you assuming they're taking over?

    >Like what’s their deal man?
    i've been obsessed with the subject since child and the more i think about it the more convinced i become we're actually in a simulation and the phenomena has to do with it, it's the only logical explanation once you take into account the reports from credible witnesses of these things defying the natural laws as we know them, little green men from outter space? not so much, this is some literal fucking deus ex machina shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't actually violate the laws of physics.
      They work by using gravity to create a bubble of distorted space time around the vehicle. Then contract the space time in front of the vehicle and expand it behind the vehicle to move.
      Things like inertia and friction and the speed of light don't affect the vehicle because it is effectively motionless inside it's reference frame inside the bubble of distorted space time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the problem with gravity propulsion is that we don't see evidence of a strong gravitational field anywhere near these objects, these warp drive theories require a ridiculous amount of energy, the gravitational field would be strong enough to cause observable effects like lensing etc

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So true. Car engines don't oscillate and muscules don't contract either.

          How do you know we're not enslaved by aliens already, and everything is just computer simulated, and when you die your consciousness is randomly transferred into a new born infant.

          p.s.: poltards are always reborn as naggers (judgement)

          If that is true then you will be reformed as a israeli black girl and at some point you will be secretly sterilised by the state of "Israel". Spiritually though you will never be a woman.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The tic-tac shapes people aren't the actual vehicle, it's an effect caused by the space-time bubble distorting light.
          I don't completely understand the physics of it, but something about how the technology generates a gravitational field means that it doesn't distort space time in the same way that a massive object does. The effects are more localized and fall off much faster with distance.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stop pulling shit out of your ass. Unless you're at least a physics graduate student you have no business saying what you just said.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >unless you are a tribal shaman you have no business treating the sick

              The tic-tac shapes people aren't the actual vehicle, it's an effect caused by the space-time bubble distorting light.
              I don't completely understand the physics of it, but something about how the technology generates a gravitational field means that it doesn't distort space time in the same way that a massive object does. The effects are more localized and fall off much faster with distance.

              88
              So what you are saying is that its a shaped black hole?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, it causes a distortion in space time like a black hole or any other object with mass will cause a distortion in space time, but the shape of that distortion is different than what would be created by a black hole.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't understand my stale reference 🙁
                Half 88 gets a half arsed reply.

                >I watch too much scifi
                Yes. Obviously.
                Ok...
                >A superlaser is a LASER
                >even though it doesn't act like a LASER.
                Because its a laser, not a LASER.
                To paraphrase a once man: I don't even. I was wonderful. Everyone lives. Goodnight.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This technology is surprisingly simple, it just requires materials with certain characteristics and no elements with those characteristics are naturally found on Earth.
              Imagine showing things like magnets, electric motors, generators, etc to an intelligent species that happened to develop on a planet that didn't contain any ferromagnetic materials. It would seem like impossible physics or magic to them.
              We are in a similar situation on Earth. We were fortunate enough to an abundance of elements that allowed us to learn how to harness and control electromagnetic forces at a relatively primitive stage of technological development. We probably would have also figured out how to control gravity on our own in a similar way if we had the right elements.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >y-you should stop talking about that.... b-because I said so!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              POV: you with the Orgone buttplug up your tight physicsboi degree anus, asshole gaping, you think again about your physics degree and how it led to this moment. Time to graduate

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are you australian? that's some high level shitposting right here

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This makes some sense to me. I'm pretty sure I witnessed one of these things in the summer of early 2000s and what stuck out to me was that the light it emitted was very bright yet not harsh to look at. I've stared straight into helicopter searchlights too and it was brighter than that, but there was no eye irritation that would cause squinting. My theory is the mechanism of emission was somehow passive, not a direct source. Maybe there's some basic science behind that effect and I'm just an idiot.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe there are wavelengths that don't make pupils dilate. Interesting.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is why I think the tic tac UFOs are propaganda.

          They fabricate an alien craft that only appears near US fleets so that our enemies have to factor in the possibility/likelihood that these are US made drones with insane capabilities.

          If I had to guess, the whole tic tac thing is a deterrent similar to the nuclear deterrent.

          That being said, I saw a hovering cylinder in the mountains north of Vegas that I still can't explain, so who knows.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thanks Neil!

        Im glad there are naggers like you that pretend to be smart that can explain completely made up horse shit without one bit of remorse or guilt.

        God will have the last laugh and your going to enjoy your firey water...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your god was made up by israelites. Imagine grovelling before some imaginary deity invented by primitive sandnaggers.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don't aliens do what humans would do?
    Why don't humans do what algae does?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What actually happened
    >be everything
    >be bored
    >be everything but also, make things to look at
    >and make it possible for things to look at the things that look at things and think about everything
    >enjoy the fun as part of everything realizes it cannot be everything
    >cuz you’re the one having the fun
    >right now
    >reading this
    >ain’t that fun?

    >we can mine space metals

    yeah you can, that shit is hilarious!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Epic toast

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Like what’s their deal man?
    They're here because we set off nukes and that alerted them to our existence. They're cautious about us so they're only limited to inspecting us and our planet, that's what my theory is. I think some aliens want to use us and our wildlife as a food source (see white sands missile range incident & cow mutilations), some of them want to use us as breeding machines, and some of them want nothing to do with us at all after examining us finding out that we're just another crazy species living on another rock in space. Another theory is that they're demons, but then that goes back to the question as to why they're interested in nukes and why they didn't end us all earlier when they had the chance all those millions of years ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cuz it’s funny

      it’s. funny.

      it’s entertaining.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would take over of the monkey enclosure in your own zoo?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They probably don’t need to as they already have enough land of their own and likely they don’t want to as they are sentient enough to allow us to go our own way (mostly). Also our environment is likely not suitable for them without some kind of super advanced suit.
    They are here likely for entertainment and earthly resources. Some likely are indeed (more) callous to us, those likely are experimenting on us. A lot of alien-like implants have been found in people: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wifuvvUKbf0

    Hard to refute case with children.

    This guy has the best flying saucer pictures ever including videos. Also backing from numerous people there seeing the same thing and radar conforming super advanced craft in the region. He’s likely lying about his ET contact story for $$$ though as it has too many inconstancies from what I have seen.

    This documentary has great footage of super advanced craft and some good whistleblowers as well though also at least one cringe whistleblower/researcher who want to make money from this reality with bs stories from what I can remember.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason Basketball Americans don't take over Africa. Moving anywhere closer to more naggers is a downgrade.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens are fucking gay.
    Save yourself.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >falling for Satan's tricks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not take over ant colonies living in your backyard and rule them?

    >be human
    >aeons advanced tech
    >easily use war abilities (fire, bombs, guns, deluges of water, poison, alcohol etc.)
    >psychological warfare techniques

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ants still win

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but that’s no fun 😐

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They refuse to communicate directly with us because freemasons keep raping everything down here

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if it turns out to be Nazi? What will you do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real egg shaped craft are basically space nazis.
      The shit you see peddled to you by US govt operatives like Alizondo are fake images or reverse engineered craft.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they take over? Perhaps they have no need for such things as "power". Also they are probably just humans from the future.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Stormy

    they want to SEXO human Women

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Safari park animals probably wonder the same thing about the tourists driving around and gawking at them

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are us from the future, idiot. They don't want to mess up the time lines.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They feed off negative emotional energy. We are their livestock.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I plan to eat them

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they take over a polluted doomed planet that is inhabited by a violent and aggressive species when they could take any other planet?

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to impregnate a reptilian waifu.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want israelites? Because that is how you get israelites.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        israelites are pale.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long does it take for an alien to fly here? Couple trillion years?

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not overtly take over Earth?
    Logistics.
    They also may not be that far advanced on us or never known war.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tic-tacs and other UAPs are just top secret US military assets. They do use technology that we originally acquired from alien spacecraft that were recovered by the Nazis from archaeological sites in Antarctica.
    The real ayylamos do study humans but they are also terrified of us.
    There are several million intelligent species in the universe. They have all used science and logic to come to the conclusion that the universe was created, but that's where they get stuck and can't figure out anything else.
    They study humans because we are one of just 3 species that have religious/spiritual experiences.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the closest to the truth I've seen in a while. What do you get 7,000,000 from?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy fuck you are retarded

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >overtly
    You wouldn't even notice. Fucking look around, dude. Think about how the last 2 years have played out.
    The answer is staring you in the face. The NPC memes weren't a joke.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably because they are to lazy to actually bother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also the chinese would cook and eat them

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    invade and take over a planet with 7.7 billion sentient beings living on it? What for? If they're telepathic, telekinetic, clairvoyant, and can travel through time however they like, why would they bother invading and taking a planet over the hard way when they can just go back in time to before we existed and move in then, or jump to when were gone and move in then?

    If you can read minds and move things with your mind, you don't need tools to get resources, you don't need to subjugate by military force to enslave, and you can see exactly what will happen in the future if you try.

    These four abilities basically equate to god mode, you can go anywhere, any time, and do anything you want, normal survival needs would no longer apply since you can get whatever you need just by using your mind, you never even have to lift a finger.

    All that's really left would be curiosity, knowledge, wisdom. Even entertainment would quickly become mundane and boring, you'd have to go to greater and greater lengths to get any enjoyment out of stuff. In that regard even knowledge would become less difficult to gain, you could just read the mind of someone who knows a shitload of stuff and absorb it all, wisdom might work similarly, only thing that would never dull is curiosity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All true in detail. One thing despite their advancement and all the rest: they are a long fucking way from home. This is as different a world to them as they are to us. They have vulnerabilities which is one of the reasons they stay out of sight, they need this to accomplish their mission which means there are things we don't know about them that can hurt them. Many ufo crashes and debris recoveries are believed to be caused by our native technologies. Roswell itself was the world's first nuclear base with cutting edge tech: they were there for that and it took them down also. We have the upper hand because this is OUR world not theirs

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Our weapons can easily kill them and the mere sight of their hideous appearance would unite men to destroy them.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They’re a israeli trick

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2029

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You say that as if being the ruler of a species as dumb as humanity would be a good thing.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because aliens don't exist and have never existed.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lets fuckin go boys
      I read a book like this once, the Shrike is going to spike the israelite.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the surface of the Earth isn't interesting and their real business with this place is inside it.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know we're not enslaved by aliens already, and everything is just computer simulated, and when you die your consciousness is randomly transferred into a new born infant.

    p.s.: poltards are always reborn as naggers (judgement)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would imply most humans have souls

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck does earth have that's not everywhere else in the universe? They are aeons ahead of us in technology. They could mine millions of times more resources from planets, asteroids and even entire stars and manufacture elements through fusion. They could create artificial, fully controllable orbiting habitats and terraform planets to their liking. Why would they bother with one puny planet and 7 billion retarded naked apes that infest it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spite

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      If there actually are aliens then earth is not special and there isn’t much point in “conquering” it

      Either there are no aliens or we should be very cautious about ever contacting any of them.
      Would you start shouting in the dark forest where you KNOW there might be predators around?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What the fuck does earth have that's not everywhere else in the universe?
      Unique biology and culture.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mostly because they don't exist

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not just take over the anthill, what are the humans waiting for??

    What would you do? Some would ignore it, some might take a close look to see the ants doing their business, maybe even take a few home to set up an ant-farm, some might smash it for fun just to see the ants scurry about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that where nagger eggs come from?

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be alium
    >Have abilities humans would call magic
    >Give a shit about conquering anything

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They want to have sex with us and are shy, duh

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens are fake and gay.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Maximals saved us from being controlled way back when Megatron traveled back in time and attempted to kill Optimus Prime.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No explanation afforded would penetrate your lower iq

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'Aliens' do not exist. Psychically inclined humans exist. As do humans who can recall a past life. Many distraught folks today or those who feel the brunt of the force of modern society may have been Shamans in a bygone era. God's relationship to Humanity can behave similarly to an 'Alien'/hive organism. It is so simple and just hidden under mounds of forcefed sci-fi garbage and occultic media. It is just us here on a flat plane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus.
      The world is literally Mordor, with mystical creatures that exist just outside of your field of vision, creatures that use gateways you don't perceive to go to places you don't know exist. "Aliens" are all around us, we're just dumb.
      In fact, we're the aliens.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes
        Now you’re getting it Neo

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PSALM 2
    1 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?

    2 The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against his anointed, saying,

    3 Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.

    4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

    5 Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.

    6 Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion.

    7 I will declare the decree: the Lord hath said unto me, Thou art my Son; this day have I begotten thee.

    8 Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession.

    9 Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.

    10 Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth.

    11 Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling.

    12 Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most logical explanation would be that they are automated research observation drones. Then again, an alien intelligence could be literally anything as far as we are aware, so logic is not really applicable.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks earth is worth anything as a frog looking up from a well
    kek

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know they live under the Earth(in the oceans), like normal civilizations that survive cataclysms. They don't interact with us. We are just another mining camp for them. It 'take over' means 'take resources', they did that already.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose your hero!

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because humans are disgusting monkeys

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    catch22, if they are so advanced then what's there to learn from us?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You may as well ask: Why would a Greek go on holiday in Turkey?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exchange rates.
        This means ayy's are broke confirmed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More stembolts than you could ever use. Self-sealing as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are time travellers. They have been reported to shut off ICBM silos. To protect us and them in the future

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they are time travellers.
        While I sort of enjoy the idea (and show that explains the theory better than any of us probably could, oddly enough), I'm not sold on "ayys are time travellers". It's not that I have a distaste for it exactly, but more like it doesn't make that much sense.
        I'd rather just call time cyclical, humans retards and explain that ayys are angels are inner-dimensional beings are demons are spirits are elfs, dwarves, sprites, etc.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How often do you stop at a pile of ants on sidewalk and think "hmm I can make an utopia for them", you fucking retard?
    Ayylmaos aren't interested in humans at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That might seem like a reasonable comparison until you learn that we're the aliens and we're all that drunk guy passed out on the couch. Everyone else at the party is mildly concerned at best, but every once in a while we get that sweetheart that's only had two whiteclaws going, "oh, you poor thing, do you want me to get you a bucket or trash can and a bottle of water?"
      Basically everyone else just points and laughs, tries not to step on us and draws dicks on our faces.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not overtly take over Earth?
    they have anon they have for 80 years or more look into the dulce wars.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are a zoo exhibit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. It's more like a resort where the admission cost is amnesia.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the idea of a ufo that is visible or espeiclly the idea one that crash landed here at least accidentally is silly. the craft would have to be a real piece of shit or they are extremely unlucky.
    >travel across the galaxy/universe to earth
    >either you have designed a craft that can last millions of years OR travel at ridiculous speed.
    >both require a mind bending level of technical knowledge
    >after warping space and time or chilling in space for a million years the craft crash lands here while ploinking around our atmosphere
    bullshit!
    earth could be monitored via means that man cannot detect. imagine nanobot ufos. the tic tac aliens are some fed shit or the ayylmao equivalent of a model T ford that they decided to hoon around our atmosphere for fun in.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be alien
    >aeons advanced in all ways, esp. culturally
    >be inscrutable, possibly unfathomable to smol minds

    why don't they like do as us pissants would do??? why don't they conform to my underdeveloped expectations???
    >t. naggerbrain

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They occupy higher dimensional space, which is why we just see their geometrically simple manifestations that seem to defy our laws of physics. We would also appear as mere lines to a two-dimensional life form and would by virtual of our position be able to achieve bizarre feats like passing through different media and instant acceleration because the lower-dimensional being could only experience a shadow of our true form. They are trying and mostly failing to interact with us.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They already own the planet and they founded and ruled human civilization in the first place

      The "divine right of rule" was not for shit and giggles, from a certain point in history they started to rule humanity through mediators

      The "moloch" (A distortion of probably Yhwh) and the unknown goddess (the one doing appeareance as the Virgin Mary, the one represented by the statue of Liberty, the female goddess referenced by the several rituals of the elites) for example, are the ayys who are responsible for the western world
      Those two are referenced A LOT by rituals of the elites
      Earth is basically a Risk board for ayys since the dawn of humanity

      When you're that advanced you're probably bored. So the fact that every alien in fiction either fucks with or genocides everyone makes sense. We should expect the same for being space naggers.

      humans simply have no way of comprehending these entities intentions we think they would think as we do as having a desire to rule over lower life forms like 17th century colonial empires

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On that i agree, their intentions and reasons are definitely unknown and at least a bit deeper than human comprehension, but not that far
        After all we were made in image and semblance of these beings so we share a bit of inclinations and way of thought

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They already own the planet and they founded and ruled human civilization in the first place

    The "divine right of rule" was not for shit and giggles, from a certain point in history they started to rule humanity through mediators

    The "moloch" (A distortion of probably Yhwh) and the unknown goddess (the one doing appeareance as the Virgin Mary, the one represented by the statue of Liberty, the female goddess referenced by the several rituals of the elites) for example, are the ayys who are responsible for the western world
    Those two are referenced A LOT by rituals of the elites
    Earth is basically a Risk board for ayys since the dawn of humanity

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you're that advanced you're probably bored. So the fact that every alien in fiction either fucks with or genocides everyone makes sense. We should expect the same for being space naggers.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Does nothing but float around and scare bipedal monkeys every now and then
    I had a close encounter of the 3rd kind and that was more or less my experience it scared the living hell out of me.

    looking back I know it was not the creatures intention though. I believe they are curious of humans but they look down on us to a certain extent. they really have no desire to enslave us considering they own 1000s of planets already they are void of sentient life.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not overtly take over Earth?

    Aliens aren't real, I want to believe but they aren't real. There most probably is other life out there but they're all too far away.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tic-tac's are simply meat thermometers, letting them know when the earth is ready.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not take over?
    They already have for as much as they need to. They aren't going to sit in the President's chair and issue executive orders. They do what they want as they want and that's all they need. There is a lot more to it but jannies are coming down the hall. X is thatta way >>>/x/

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