Why is Elon hiding?

Is he worried Mark Zuckerberg might find him?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elon must have a very chaotic life
    Glad I don’t have bitches chasing me for money

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grimes is personally chasing him? Don't lawyers or something serve papers like that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are the Process Servers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's done for photogenic reasons

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He probably thinks it’s funny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean to be fair, it is.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Musk is an NWO stooge, great men don't need to hide

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't hide he just is always moving.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably trying to save his kids from that crazy whore

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well he should have considered that before having three children with her, he's supposed to be smart

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elon is starting a new dynasty of blood. His progeny are going to have immense influence and power in the future. Hopefully they are benevolent like Elon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what he gets for having sex with ~~*women*~~ and not boys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of his kids (including Grimes) are by artificial insemination using a surrogate. He also has 10 sons

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should unironically flee to Russia with them, if he cares more about their safety than his fortune.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and i mean it, if it goes to court some salty kike/leftist court is gonna convict out of spite.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    ToiletPaperMath

    He's working. He's said that he mostly crashes at friends houses and at work.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a bad environment for the kids, she should get custody.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, a bad environment being around your dad, the richest man in the world, managing factories who build electric cars and spaceships. It must be horrible. Better put them at a daycare to be beat up by naggers.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He sticked his dick in crazy and whats worse made kids with it

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, musk knows grimes is going to troon out his new kids just like his last ex-wife did to his first ones

    Musk would be well asvised to declare himself an independent nation-state and establish himself as a nuclear power.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its over

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice tuberous breast ya got there. Daddy wouldn't buy nicer ones I guess.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elon Musk knew that American women are such insane, psychotic monsters who murder and molest their own children that his best bet (statistically) was to have as many children as possible so 1 or 2 could turn out to be normal.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's fucking retarded, he could have just rented a surrogate if he was redpilled on the wq

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All (or nearly all) of his kids are by surrogate 10/11 are boys

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would be quite a shame if she decided to go pond paddle boarding

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has this nagger ever heard of pulling out and maybe haveing 10-12 kids is not the brightest idea ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His kids have all been made in a test tube

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is legitimately funny that he knocked up that roastie cultist schizo dicky and split
    Elon has 0 tattoos kek

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >decides to have a child with a crazy bitch
    >complains she's crazy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nigga that's all women. ALL.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >physical custody
    as opposed to metaphorical custody

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yo zucka bird gonna limp over to ellon and smack the fucking E off of his outta
    and give em the ol android zuckbot stair of hecticnism.
    dumb ass

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol

    Based Elon

    Think about how much money Elon Musk makes in one hour. He probably spent more than a normal person earns in years, if not decades, just wasting Grimes time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if Grimes is tailing you and you're rich enough to drive into a warehouse and then have 12 identical cyber trucks all leave the warehouse at the same time.

      And then going joyriding to a horse farm.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck he could do the thing from the end of 2fast2furious where Ludacris and Devon Aoki get 100 street racers to just clog up everything except with all cyber trucks.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grimes hangs out with trannies now so fuck her. Elon is protecting his kids.

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