Why is British music so fucking good? Is there a cultural or historical reason behind this?

Why is British music so fucking good? Is there a cultural or historical reason behind this?

(Yes, I didn't mention a lot of boomer bands because I don't really care about them)

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    putting Muse next to those bands is an insult

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Origin of symmetry is a great album

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're a fun overhated band imo, the Radiohead comparisons are extremely retarded and dull

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        none of those other bands have even close to a 10 year streak of shit music

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Muse is literally the best band in this picture...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Muse is the best band in that picture you pleb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Muse's first four albums mog everyone else there. That being said, much like Metallica, everything after the fourth is almost completely worthless

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where's coldplay?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is British music so fucking bad? Is there a cultural or historical reason behind this?

    (Yes, I did mention a lot of boomer bands because they suck aswell)
    Get fucked.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only one good band in your pic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Smiths, Joy Division and Oasis are good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The smiths is poor man's REM which isn't even the best georgia band of the time
        Oasis is fine
        JD is good

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Smiths are nothing like R.E.M.. British jangle pop in general is far different than American jangle.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, american jangle pop bands know how to write more than 1 song and don't overrely on the oversensitive aesthetic

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              R.E.M., The Feelies, The Ocean Blue and The dBs are basically the only good American jangle bands, and even then, there are at least a dozen British jangle bands better than all of them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt that there is a british jangle pop album better than crazy rhythms, but even if there is, neither of the smiths albums are

                >oversensitive aesthetic

                Oversensitive? If anything, what I admire in British music is that so many songs with sad lyrics have happy danceable music (e.g. Heaven knows I'm miserable know) resulting in a more subtle melancholy as opposed to full-blown melodrama (e.g. Everybody Hurts)

                Yeah 90s rem sucks, the best stuff is chronic town and murmur

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >crazy rhythms
                not even better than the good earth, and all of the smiths albums are better than it, for starters

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No way, good earth is too one dimensional and corny compared to the crazy rhythms, their sound also lost part of their bite despite ironically having better production, but considering you prefer the smiths and the british bands in general I'm not surprised you prefer one note Byrds cover songs over actually creative music

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >oversensitive aesthetic

              Oversensitive? If anything, what I admire in British music is that so many songs with sad lyrics have happy danceable music (e.g. Heaven knows I'm miserable know) resulting in a more subtle melancholy as opposed to full-blown melodrama (e.g. Everybody Hurts)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The smiths is poor man's REM
          Of all the burger copes this one always kills me lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate British music more than anyone but The Smiths >>>> REM, c'mon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the fuck? Smiths shits on REM any day, they are a lot better

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you got it backwards

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >All these Smithsfag responses mad that their shitty band is worse than REM
          Lmao you really struck a nerve

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bait, and i'm an REM superfan
          what better Georgia band? B52s? ha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbh 3 and it's not muse, gaydiohed and blur

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American rock is better overall imo

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only foids or female brained gays enjoy The Smiths

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are a lot of great British bands, so why did you post an image containing 6 lousy ones?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's 1969? British "music" has been in a nosedive for half a century.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      British music peaked in the 80s

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        British music was last tolerable in the 80s, it's been a constant decline (American music too, just slightly less dramatically).

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOL the British rock is fucking trash, they CANNOT rock. They always write melodramatic wimpy shit or nerdy fairy and dragons garbage, get the duck out. This meme has to die.

    Muse, Radiohead and Blue are specially putrid rancid SHIT if you ask me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. The Anglo worship needs to die already. They have NEVER made good music.

      The Beatles? The Beach Boys is better.
      Led Zeppelin? Blue Oyster Cult is better.
      The Police? Talking Heads is better.
      Iron Maiden? Metallica is better.
      My Bloody Valentine? Lilys is better.
      Godspeed You Black Emporer? The Stars of Lid is better.

      And on and on

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Beatles? The Beach Boys is better.
        lmao no
        >Led Zeppelin? Blue Oyster Cult is better.
        Yes, Led Zeppelin sucks btw
        >The Police? Talking Heads is better.
        Yes
        >Iron Maiden? Metallica is better.
        Yes
        >My Bloody Valentine? Lilys is better.
        Come on
        >Godspeed You Black Emporer? The Stars of Lid is better.
        Yes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lmao no
          lmao yes
          >Come on
          I'm not joking. It's like with The Beatles, just because Kevin Shields pioneered the sound doesn't mean he was the best at it. Eccsame the Photon Band BTFO Loveless.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he's not joking

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >look at my frog I'm not coping
              Uh-huh.

              >lmao yes
              For every good Beach Boys song the Beatles has like 5

              Nope.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lmao yes
            For every good Beach Boys song the Beatles has like 5

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My Bloody Valentine? Lilys is better.
        rolling
        on
        floor
        laughing
        my
        ass
        off

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Keep rolling fatass, I'm right.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My Bloody Valentine? Lilys is better.
        Don't let those Bongs trick you into thinking its a British band. Kevin "Freedom Eisenhower" Shields is as American as apple pie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That may be, but he started the band in the UK and was only popular over there. His parents emigrated to the US and moved back after he was born. I consider MBV an Anglo band.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >apple pie is an burgerfat invention
          Stupid cunt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Beatles? The Beach Boys is better.
        >Led Zeppelin? Blue Oyster Cult is better.

        I am definitely in the top 1% of Britslop haters, but my man you need to ease up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop sucking Anglo dick. I'm right and if you listened to either of those bands as much as the formers as hard as the media and everyone is shoving them down your throats, you'd realize that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've been trolling limeys about their terrible taste on this board, but Blue Oyster Cult > Led Zeppelin is too far even for me. I will watch your career with interest.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Blue Oyster Cult > Led Zeppelin is too far

              >The Beatles? The Beach Boys is better
              no doubt.
              >Led Zeppelin? Blue Oyster Cult is better
              absolutely not.
              >The Police? Talking Heads is better
              only slighty... the police are still great.
              >Iron Maiden? Metallica is better
              absolutely.
              >My Bloody Valentine? Lilys is better
              you shitting me?
              >Godspeed You Black Emperor? The Stars of Lid is better
              ehhhhhh...

              >absolutely not.
              Listen to Secret Treaties and get back to me. They're better.
              >only slighty... the police are still great.
              Nah, they have like one good album while the Talking Heads made hit after hit. Remain in Light mogs tf outa Synchronicity.
              >you shitting me?
              Read the thread.
              >ehhhhhh...
              You're right I should've said they are better than Mogwai.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Remain in Light isn’t even the best album released that week. Zenyatta Mondatta is slightly better, and you’re a fool if you say the Police were a singles act and have anything less than five excellent albums.

                Though, relevant to this thread-the American was the most interesting member of the Police.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Zenyatta Mondatta is slightly better,
                Not at all lol. Dogshit album and you have dogshit taste.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes

                >Zenyatta Mondatta is slightly better,
                Not at all lol. Dogshit album and you have dogshit taste.

                no

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Beatles? The Beach Boys is better
        no doubt.
        >Led Zeppelin? Blue Oyster Cult is better
        absolutely not.
        >The Police? Talking Heads is better
        only slighty... the police are still great.
        >Iron Maiden? Metallica is better
        absolutely.
        >My Bloody Valentine? Lilys is better
        you shitting me?
        >Godspeed You Black Emperor? The Stars of Lid is better
        ehhhhhh...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stars of the lid aren't better than GY!BE

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Blue Oyster Cult better than Zepp
            Shit bait

            Yeah, they are.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Only you, some fag on mu thinks this, your wrong opinion really doesnt matter

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uh-huh. Go eat shit out of someones colostomy bag, bitch lol.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Blue Oyster Cult better than Zepp
        Shit bait

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Led Zeppelin? Blue Oyster Cult is better.
        I love the Cult but they are no Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of these bands stole their sound from Americans. There is no originality. You just like them because of the fact they are British

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who is the american blur that blur 'stole' their music from?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The B-52s

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alt rock bands of the 80s and 90s already set the soundscape

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop romanticising Britain, come live here and tell me with a straight face its a good country.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who said anything about the country? I only said I like their music

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's good but it's also trash, as your pic indicates. For every great band like The Beatles and The Smiths, there's a terrible sack of shit like Muse or Oasis.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you like The Beatles, there's literally no reason you shouldn't like Oasis.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    making music has long been a part of working class culture in the UK, singing even if you can’t really sing, playing an instrument even if you can’t really play…amateurism can produce something really special

    doesn’t happen in continental Europe so much. their musicians are from the elite and classically trained, so they produce uninteresting garbage

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their food sucks so their music is extra good via transformative properties

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated.

      Although you can definitely get good British food (and not just from kebab shops). It's just that the British prefer to eat garbage for cultural reasons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PANIC IN THE CAR FROM LONDON
      THEY'VE RUN OUT OF FRENCH FRIES

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bc they don't get enough sun it makes them depressed and depressed people make better art

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No mention of Swervedriver

    I actually thought they were a US band at first because they actually rock unlike a lot of other 90s british bands

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      today i found out that swervedriver aren't american

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seconding this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seconding this

        Lol I see this everywhere, I was confused too. They sound nothing like a British band

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best british band
    best british album
    the climax and ending of starless is still unmatched 50 years later

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The short answer to infuriate the 4chins: socialism

    Look into what they did post WW2 that created an environment where the arts could thrive.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Radiohead blows. You think they’re the best thing ever when you’re 16 then realize they’re dull and complete shit

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those bands ARE boomer

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of these are kinda mid,I twas very good in the late 60s into mid 70s with the Psychedelia and Prog genres and then became less and less relevant with time although I do enjoy some UK82.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did you include 3 British bands that suck ass, there's much better ones you could've chosen

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is British music so fucking good?
    >doesn't post a single good Bri'ish band
    homosexual OP

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All those are mid though

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Americans like this?

    They import they're shit all over the world, everyone in the world listens to their music but when another country (literally closest ally in this case) is popular across the world its only liked because people find that country exotic. As if American culture is in any way special or even good. American music if you exclude black is mostly total shit. American culture is mostly total shit. The world does not consume American products and art because it is good but rather because the companies that back them have more money than many countries and can force their product until people are tricked into believing it is good.

    In regards to rock music, America was always behind Britain.
    >Invented/pioneered hard rock
    >Invented/pioneered heavy metal
    >Invented/pioneered prog rock
    >Invented/pioneered punk rock
    >Invented/pioneered post punk
    >Invented/pioneered indie music
    >Invented/pioneered dying out ten years before America because it was that far ahead

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh UK bands are shit
    >muh US bands are shit
    But the real question is why are Canadian bands so shit

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