Why I can't disable this shit? CELSIUS WHAT THE FUCK

Why I can't disable this shit? CELSIUS WHAT THE FUCK

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT REDEEM MY BASTERD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      FUCKING KEK VBAHAHHAHAHAHAHAqhahahahahaHAHahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
      YOU GOTTA PAY FOR MASHINSKYS PENTHOUSE

      WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I LITERALLY HAVE $10,000 USDC IN THERE AND THATS MY ENTIRE THIRD WORLD FUCKING SLAV SHITHOLE SAVINGS THAT I SAVED UP OVER FUCKING 6 YEARS, WHY THE FUCK CANT I REDEEM IT?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for playing lmao!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          🙁

          LITERALLY FUCKING HOW? I researched for months to find the safest fucking stablecoin savings account and the whole shit might get rugged? Is there any hope I get my money back? Why didn't they do this shit in the first bear market but the second one they steal everyones shit?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How did you conclude that this Celsius pornstar trick is safer than Gemini Earn?!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wait, what pornstar trick?

              Also I just did my own research and concluded Cel was safer mainly since it's headquartered in the EU and they are mega autists with regulations and shit. What makes Gemeni better?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Winklevoss twins caring about their reputation and being friendly to NYDFS regulators.
                >pornstar
                yeah, the Celsius scammers hired a literal pornstar to be head of lending.

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              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                I'm actually simultaneously insane laughing and crying at the same time, I feel like the joker. This has unironically broken me, 6 years straight of working 70 hours a week in my shitty labour wagecuck job in my shitty 3rd world slav shithole country gone.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                Holy shit this can't be real. Why have I never seen this shit till today and I've been yield farming on Celsius for a year?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Presumably because you came on LULZ less than 1.5 years ago.
                https://warosu.org/biz/image/eojD9M5ypNd1X2o96wkXKA

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah man I remember these lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                as revenge you should fap to her King.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao that picture has been floating around LULZ for at least 2 years now.
                You entered at the top of the bullrun like every other normie.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good pick tbh, she must be good at draining liquidity

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this will be the most expensive sextape ever

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

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                [...]

                and you should be keeping your coins on private hardware wallets not a company.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            >I researched for months to find the safest fucking stablecoin savings account
            and then you gave your money to a garden gnome?
            lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So because I'm not anti-semetic I should be punished by getting my money stolen?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So because I'm not anti-semetic I should be punished by getting my money stolen?
                Aktually yes in a way
                I still fell bad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol yea honestly non-anti-semitic people should get robbed by garden gnomes until they start to hate them, just like n-word lovers should get robbed by n-words.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                If you're a slav and somehow not antisemetic you're shit is all kinds of fucked up brother get some help

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Until you learn your lesson

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                I feel bad for you slav anon, really, and I hope you get your money back, but yeah you should never trust a garden gnome.
                Around n-words and garden gnomes never relax.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes, obviously.
                You didn't listen to the people who had your best interests in mind, and instead insulted us for warning you.

                You absolutely deserve it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                With garden gnomes you lose. We’ve been warning retards like you for years

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'll learn eventually, they all do. This is why they call you cattle, because you willingly walk into the slaughter house.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                >trusting garden gnomes in 2022

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                >slowly I began to hate them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                >So because I'm not anti-semetic I should be punished by getting my money stolen?

                Yes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            You did research for months and decided to put your money in the project that hired a literal porn actress right out of college with no experience to manage hundreds of millions of dollars until she got doxxed?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You put your money into the very thing this space is crusading against, a centralized platform. If not bait, you're a fucking moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://mobile.twitter.com/otteroooo/status/1534027385376428032
            you didnt research hard enough

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        🙁

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for playing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry for your getting Gox'd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trips of your future savings. Kek.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based dubz

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek'd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haha to je retard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >keeping entirety of savings on dodgy exchanges without controlling private key in 2022
        wow people are retarded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuckin hell hearty kek
      this post must get more (you)s

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOL

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    BUHAHAHAH
    >HODL MODE ON
    Holy shit, you're fucked.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >link fud is not working
    >fud celsius instead!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek this. (((they))) realized any fud against link is completely ineffective at this point so now they destroy projects tangentially related to Chainlink to use that as fud. if anything all this bullshit happening in crypto just reveals the overwhelming need for cryptographic truth. link is inevitable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except celsius is one of the parties whose business model revolved around suppressing, dumping and shorting LINK.
        Stop taking your meds, they're fucking with your brain.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That just mean Celsius can now longer suppressed link

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *sigh* no one is interested in suppressing an obvious token not needed scam no matter how profitable it might be. the links are coming home to nodes where they belong anyways kek baggie

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

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              Someone update this

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                correlation does equal causation kek baggie you have hit the nail on the head and untold wealth awaits those schizo enough to see the signal through the nose.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                >baggie

                I'm currently only holding 100 LINK because I'm not a retard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are a seething kek baggie with an axe to grind on a token that is not needed because many experts with different financial interests have testified as such. many such copes
                - send from Nintendo 64

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
    YOU GOTTA PAY FOR MASHINSKYS PENTHOUSE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >penthouse
      hey they use the same terms and swap around the names. very inventive!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hodl mode active! How quirky! Celsius really “gets” the crypto community and all of our cool catch phrases and lingo! Bullish!!!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's for your own good, goy. HODL mode is a free service offered to our most valued customers.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >HODL mode
    >sides

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not funny fucking retards I want to sell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HODL MODE - HAHAHAHAHAHAaaahhhh..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your coins are never unlocking. Not trying to rub it in your face but Celsius is fucked and now you are locked out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        What? No warning?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NO SECOND CHANCE???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO HODL mode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now what did you learn, retard?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not your keys, not your coins newhomosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOO BOY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how about no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      no refunds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jeez

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I put my whole life savings in USDC in Celsius. What will I do for rent next month? WTFing shit. Reddit said Celsius was safe. I'm having a fucking panic attack. That was everything I ever saved. shit, shit shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Reddit said Celsius was safe
          Fucking kek’d

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why used centralised 'DeFI'?
          Why not just all curve or something safe?
          Sorry for your loss anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Reddit said Celsius was safe
          reddit also says antisemitism is unjustified, notice a pattern?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          time to go back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I buy only ETH and BTC and move it straight to cold storage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I'm so glad I got a hardware wallet.

      Just take it as a lesson. I got spooked once by a (((CEX))) and moved everything offline. The only problem is when time comes to cash out. Get a wallet if you still can.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      OH NONONONO CELSIUS BROS
      unironically i just got this email, you're all fucked

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      no refunds

      I'm actually simultaneously insane laughing and crying at the same time, I feel like the joker. This has unironically broken me, 6 years straight of working 70 hours a week in my shitty labour wagecuck job in my shitty 3rd world slav shithole country gone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Next time just invest in something good like gazprom or cd projekt red options, slavfriend.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get me in Touch with some slavic beauty and I will pay you the 10k that I made in 3 months

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      > cryptocurrency is le decentralized
      > this will take power away from banks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are supposed to use btc not third party shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he thought he could cash out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >10% APY
      >Risk Free!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hope you're awake next time they open it anon
      you might be able to save something if youre quick during the rush to exit
      rip

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HODL mode
    lmaoooo rugged

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    stop selling sir
    >activate hodl mode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For scientifical research purposes only, I need the @

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1pbti
    the absolute state of discord trannies itt

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im fucking crying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put me in the screenshot

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >HODL mode
    God I love this timeline

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im fucking crying

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      FUCKING KEK VBAHAHHAHAHAHAHAqhahahahahaHAHahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

      their justification for having it is even more hilarious because its for your 'safety and security so you dont panic sell'

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        >That shit eating grin when explaining folio buckbreak mode
        >You can only deposit, not withdraw
        They're all so smug as fuck explaining their death trap

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek holy shit they actually call it HAH-DIL mode

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        Why wasn't the scam alert turn on?!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >protecting you
        >from yourself

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this a joke? i just sent out my coins less than an hour ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 more months until customer support answers your email and argues with you for 2 additional months before you escalate and wait for 2 more months to talk to an english rep who can take her sweet time of 2 months to turn off hodl mode. good luck

      they do it if they detect suspicious activity on your account, for example: suddenly wanting your money back

      wtf i just logged in and i have this active, whats going on??

      >they don't know, see

      Your coins are never unlocking. Not trying to rub it in your face but Celsius is fucked and now you are locked out.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Don't worry anon, they did it for your own safety.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no no no no
    please tell me this is real
    >Dave Ramsey smiling photo here

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 more months until customer support answers your email and argues with you for 2 additional months before you escalate and wait for 2 more months to talk to an english rep who can take her sweet time of 2 months to turn off hodl mode. good luck

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mt gox moment. Not your keys and not your coins.
    You got greedy. Forget those high apy.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >set to HODL mode by our team
    Holy fuck anon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I took my funds out.
    I dont understand, it was really fast too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      checked
      they must only be doing to a certain percentage of users
      go my stuff out last night, no problem
      I turned HOLD mode off last month after having turned it on myself ages ago

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy fuck the discord trannies are the ones posting facebook frogs 2022 kek

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit lmao

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >HODL Mode
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOLY SHIT, FIRST IT WAS LUNATICS, THEN STINKY LINKIES, THAT'S CELSIUS'S WAY OF SAYING YOUR MONEY DID A DISAPPEARING TRICK
    If theres anything good coming out of this crash is seeing these types of posts holy fuck, knowing that no matter how much worse it will get later on down the line I'll never have it as bad as some of you poor saps, such as OP.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they do it if they detect suspicious activity on your account, for example: suddenly wanting your money back

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf i just logged in and i have this active, whats going on??

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Its over, OP, unironically consider becoming pic related.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hello old fag

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bank run.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >CURRY: WARMED
    >LOO: POO'D
    >DO NOT REDEEM MODE: ACTIVATED

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    The future of finance everyone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really is the future of finance since you can't withdraw your finances right now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      centralized finance was never the future of finance, btc is.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking Christ lmao

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >the decentralizerino cryptocurrencino needs to be regulated for your protection goy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the “he’s gonna fuckin crush her” guy?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for posting this delightful thread. Best thread on LULZ today. Tears streaming down my face

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >"HODL Mode is active!"
    >that face when

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >Anon: HODL Mode? What's that?
    >Celsius: It means no rubber

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO RUBER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I WANT TO DO IT RAW

      >wats that mean

      >HODL MODE

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    DOLLS WRECK THE MINCED MEAT OF PUPILS
    CAST IN OBLONG ARMS LENGTH
    THE HOOKS HAVE BEEN PICKING THEIR SCABS!
    WHERE WOLVES HIDE IN THE COMPANY OF MEN!

    IT SAID
    IIIII'M LOOO O O OOST!
    IIIII'MMM LOOO OO OOST!
    NOOOOOW I'M LOOOOST!

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Uhhh guys?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >babe, what's a cryptocurrency?
      >it's digital money with no central banks which means I actually own it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it unironically happening?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Celsius founder & CEO, Alex Mashinsky responded directly, stating:

    “You know what HODL Mode is and how it helps protect users. Despite that you are using fear and hate to scare Celsians.”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lunatics, Celsians...all sounds so similar.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mashinsky was born in Ukraine and grew up in Israel.
      Like Swiss clockwork.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not your keys, not your coins

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is a hold mode?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's RUG PULL MODE really

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Thanks for playing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's on a yacht in the carribbean right now getting fucking RAILED.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully she's filming that too.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    OH NONONONO CELSIUS BROS
    unironically i just got this email, you're all fucked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually over

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not looking good. i got my referral bonus and got the hell out a year ago since i didn't trust it.
        i just kept the account open for this day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bank run time. The money doesn’t exist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The stETH isn't really backed with ETH and the real btc used to mint the wBTC has been sent into some rice/garden gnome's wallet. This is only the beginning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't have the tokens, that's why users can't withdraw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      HOLY FUCKING SHIT
      I literally got my Bitcoin out in the nick of time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good save anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice saveee. I got out about 2 months ago when they announced they were cutting off the US from earning interest on new deposits. The writing has been on the wall for a while

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's a cool pepe anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >to honor, over time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Guess op will have to do a GDP video to recover his losses on hodl mode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can I get a refund?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >It's real
      We didn't even recover from the last rugpull. It's over

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just got the email too. I'm literally fucked.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God, me too. In hindsight it was so obvious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >honor (over time)
      All their customers just got completely buttfucked kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that’s a rug

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    MA’AM DO NOT REDEEM BITCH

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so what else will this bring down? something that can be shorted on binance?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it brings down low iq coomer new fags, redditors and trannies who thought coomcius was too big to fail

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW THE FUCK DO I SHORT

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no money on Celsius since they ended interest for US customers 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aka don't fuck with the US authorities so you can retire in peace. A good hustle is a good hustle.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pulled my 12k link out 4 hours ago. I earned 300 link over the past 8 months. Skin of my teeth it sounds like

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I pulled my 12k link out 4 hours ago. I earned 300 link over the past 8 months. Skin of my teeth it sounds like
      On May 30th, I took out everything (over $300k USD in stables)

      Good luck to anyone still with these garden gnomes. jfc

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >contact our support team while they steal all your money
    Fucking kek

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    BENCHOD BITCH U TRY REDEEM?
    FUCK MOTHER NO MORE REDEEM

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe you retards buy from these scam artists. Any exchange or brokerage that forces you to "HODL" should be sued immediately.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    jesus christ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      HODL

      HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODL THE LINE, MARINES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It just keeps on going lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Setbacks have occurred

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are funds still safu at Binance?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yee

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should i slurp the CEL dip?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you want to lose 90% of your investment

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LUNA 2.0 BITCONEEEEEEEEECT!

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Withdrew all my BTC from inCelsius last month, I'm safu. Now can you guys stop selling, pretty please?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      > Now can you guys stop selling, pretty please?
      Only if you cum.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fuck

    Thank God I am on Nexo

    I know this phrase will bite me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hello my fellow bulgar :^)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about Nexo, CoinLoan, etc? Got friends with money on Nexo, should I wake them up in the middle of the night and tell them to withdraw? (honest question)

      not your keys not your coins

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about Nexo, CoinLoan, etc? Got friends with money on Nexo, should I wake them up in the middle of the night and tell them to withdraw? (honest question)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nexo is fine fren just trust me :^)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        I don't trust you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nexo is a pleasant experience my fren you can trust me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know the answer, anon, dont be dumb, not your keys, not your coins

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I consider this Lost ?

    Holy fuck

    Kek

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    These memes aint funny anymore now are they

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The wall

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any Leddit seethe/capitulation yet?

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf they dont even know how to spell?

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hold on for dear life celibates! Oh no no no

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Who in PR thought it would be okay to use the hodl meme to tell people "okay you might have just lost everything give us a sec to try and get it back"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      well... its funny isn't it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        it is pretty funny, then again I use crypto.com and celcicucks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          *and not celcicucks. i cannot spell.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry your turn is coming soon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The chinks are just incompetent, not as outright malicious as garden gnomes

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're called yellow garden gnomes for a reason. Good luck!

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From the blog post:
    >Our ultimate objective is stabilizing liquidity and restoring withdrawals, Swap, and transfers between accounts as quickly as possible. There is a lot of work ahead as we consider various options, this process will take time, and there may be delays.
    As mentioned in their June 10th AMA, it's only going to take about 150 years - we're in this for the long run guys

    ?t=2817

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao, stupid goy cattle.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    life immitates art

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HODL MODE ON
    Lol nice way of saying "you're fucked"

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Obviously, the operation has affected due to the current market's trend which is understandable because they just depend on crypto volatility. I have been using Freeway since last year and their source of revenue includes the fx and quant trading which pretty works well. Users are sane and calm. This will not happen to them.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit I withdrew my eth, usdc and linkies yesterday...just made it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Checked and based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did you know you garden gnome, and why didn't you warn LULZ bros? I have all my money staked there and I can't get it out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How did you know you garden gnome, and why didn't you warn LULZ bros? I have all my money staked there and I can't get it out.
        Biz warned everyone nearly TWO weeks ago
        yes, I read here daily

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the fud was everywhere and I got that gut feel, fuck I was lucky though with withdrawal addresses already whitelisted and no extra verification needed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for playing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There were HODL mode screencaps a few weeks ago

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lost everything.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek. Crypto.... Ok.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't withdraw but you still get liquidated kek.

    Well, guys, it was fun. It's actually fine, we saved a couple of grandpas and slaverinos. Time to wage.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i thought crypto was supposed to be decentralized? it's actually over this time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Yes, people don't learn from their mistakes. Why would people trust their funds from such centralised platform? Why not go on DeFi platforms like Ramp DeFi and Equilibrium that offers lowest minimum collateral rate.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WAOW looks like you got a case of diamond hands!

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Bear Stearns moment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More of a Bernie Madoff moment. Bear Stearns was just overleveraged. With these staking farms you have no clue wtf they do with your tokens, and there is no regulation.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    i just want to get my money out bros. anyone figure out how to unfuck this shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Try uninstalling and reinstalling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Restart your router.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Thanks to biz i had dodged the LUNA bullet, but look like i am going to get hit on this.

    Thing is:
    All crypto is in freefalll right now.
    CEL goes on self imposed full lockdown.

    US stock market has a "trigger" built in, where if the market goes crazy, it will Suspend all trades for a certain period of time ( this is to prevent crashes)

    Could in fact Celsius be being proactive to prevent them from going insolvent?
    Nah that is just the good Copeium talking ... We're fucked.

    (Nexo looks like it might be next)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is nexo next?

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I’m so glad I didn’t put money in this shit, I probably would have if I wasn’t denied for the credit card heh

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >darkweb next
    >CEO of the deepweb here

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Moshe Hogeg approves!

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you homosexuals use offline crypto wallets at least?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crypto wallets don't get me 8% APR like staking does.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >HODL THE LINE
    >BY THIS TIME TOMORROW, YOU''LL HAVE NO INVESTMENTS
    >OH NO NO!

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >you now remember the threads we had a year ago talking about how the centralized yield platforms like Celsius and Nexo were making that yield by short selling LINK
    you were warned anon

    https://warosu.org/biz/thread/S30020255#p30025489

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /pmg/ fag here, why the fuck would you keep your crypto on exchange, real question

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hodl mode

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UH OH STINKJY:DD

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that celsius fud goes back on biz all the way to 2016
    if you gave them your money you are seriously retarded

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    (((They))) found out that you said "i don't want a loan" 8 years ago. All is lost.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CELSIUS WHAT THE FUCK
    IT'S OVER, THAT'S WHAT
    >bitconnect/luna

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This will end up on normie news just like luna. Crypto is about to be regulated up the wazoo, it is unironically over bros, its over

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    From Kitco May 30th interview

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theres always someone who smells the shit in the room before everyone, hilarious.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pushing more into DeFi. not your wallets, not your tokens.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      speaking of DeFi, any anons can shill me their best DeFi wallets?

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >10k link on Celsius
    Rip me

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    The absolute state of this board

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Celsius down so bad it bout to be renamed to Fahrenheit

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    We have reached a state of rugpull thought not even possible.

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    This needs to be pinned. It's too funny. This post should be next to the definition of 'bag-holder'.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over OP

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nexo just offered to buy that whore house

    Maybe you will get your money back after all

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how long before shtf with tether or the next celsius, gonna be an interesting week

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they call rugpulling 'hodl mode'
    Fucking kek

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL HODL and you WILL like it.

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HODL MODE ACTIVATE !!!

    Best timeline ever if it weren’t for the fact that i got fucked from hodling also kek

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HODL mode is active? More like RUG protocol is engaged!

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute cheek to still say they will earn interest, they may as well set the APY to 10000% as it doesn't mean a thing as users will never be able to withdrawal.
    They are using this time to get their VCs, employees, family, etc off the platform before they take the fattest shit of them all on retail and confirm they are fucked and closing up.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HODL MODE
    Reddit killed crypto.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SIRRSSS I AM NEEDING CELCIUS TECH SUPPORT AS SOON AS ASAP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BM sirs, Celsius support here please do the needful

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        VERY BAD MORNING SIR. I NEED TO REDEEM ALL CRYPTOCURRENCY. VILLAGE IS NEEDING FOOD. YOU DO NEEDFUL?

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The future of finance

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HODL Mode
    My fucking sides
    Anyway they stole your money OP

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is this fair?
    Decentralized my ass

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HODL!

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    https://watcher.guru/news/celsius-token-moved-320-million-liquidity-to-ftx-after-pausing-withdrawals

    lmao, rugpull absolutely confirmed.

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