Why haven't you Join The Army?

Why haven't you Join The Army?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm afraid that I'll yell at either the drill sergeant or a superior officer as a result of my anger issues.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love that band

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Washed out due to schizophrenia, the drill sgt. said there was a war inside my head.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't like form fitting dog face masks

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because pol is all fat retards scared of life and resigned to armchair dueling as a career

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish I spend more time arguing online
      The US military literally goes out of its way to study us here. What does that say?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The US military literally goes out of its way to study us here. What does that say?
        That you're probably a bitch.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >a dying empire puts incompetents in positions of power
          Wow I'm shocked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot disabled

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am no zogbot

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IN NOT CRAZY... INSTITUTION
    YOUR THE ONE THATS CRAZY... INSTITUTION
    YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY... INSTITUTION
    THEY STICK ME IN AN INSTITUTION
    SAID IT WAS THE ONLY SOLUTION
    TO GIVE ME THE NEEDED PROFESSIONAL HELP
    TO SAVE ME FROM THE ENEMY... MYSELF

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I try to do things
      And it just doesn't work out the way I want it to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have to be honest, I've never heard any suicidal tendency song other than the "I saw your mommy" song.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        listen to their first album

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you have some homework to do.

          Okay, but you'll have to promise me to give the negros in WAR a try.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Punk and funk are basically the same thing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wouldn't describe war as funk. They've got All Day Music, Summer Time... Ok, fair enough. Every other song I'm thinking of is kinda funky. Cisco kid, Slippin' into darkness, Low Rider, World is a Ghetto.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you have some homework to do.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow that version fucking sucks I thought it was the music video I'm high as fuck in case you couldn't tell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACKzBy8nOxY&ab_channel=camilosarich

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          listen to their first album

          So far I've heard about every 1/4th word without reading the lyrics. I like it though.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im not in

    > afghanistan

    > yemen

    or

    > somalia

    sadly.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The recruiter told me not to.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WAR

    INSIDE MY HEAD

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already did. It was the biggest mistake of my life. You will be under the command of literal, actual homosexuals who half of the time are either swingers with their whore wives who lust after young enlisted or more likely have some disgusting closet fetish. All military officers I've met are compensating for something, which consequently makes them some of the most retardedly incompetent leaders I've seen. You want to know why every officer rank and billet has an enlisted senior advisor? It's because back in the 60s the last hardened generation of flag officers who were retiring after WW2 and Korea beat them black and blue realized that all their juniors, and their juniors juniors were going to be fucking fairies who thought they could coast through on a college degree. The US military is a fucking joke, even senior enlisted think it's a fucking joke, and officers are all larping homos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I used to use million dollar equipment!
      >Now I can't hold down a job!
      I don't know what it is, but whenever anything kinda sad or disappointing comes up involving the military it always makes me think of that scene from the first and only good Rambo movie.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why haven't you Join The Army?

    The French Foreign Legion deemed my profile unsuitable after scoring too high on psych/IQ test. To be honest, I knew how to deal with those psych tests from before (you just have to remember your lies since questions will be repeated in a different form).
    Instead of dying in Africa, ended up making a shitload of money as a civilian.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because im american and my nation is a abomination of foreign influence and homosexualry

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I wanted was a Pepsi!

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why haven't you Join The Army?
    I am
    >a white Southern man who loves and obeys God
    I am not
    >a homosexual

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate homosexuals.

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