Why hasn't anyone invented a way to get drunk but not hung over in the course of thousands of years of human evolution?

Why hasn't anyone invented a way to get drunk but not hung over in the course of thousands of years of human evolution?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't anyone flown like superman

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't anyone killed op for making homosexual posts

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its called drinking water between drinks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Chris farley tried this, hes dead now.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Which is a good thing, because the fat bitch was never funny.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol is degenerate.
    Since we're on the subject, (and not talking about anything /x/ itt)
    heres a better question.
    Why haven't they invented a bra that does what it is meant to do, AND it doesn't break down and become so uncomfortable to put on again, after you wear it for like, 8 times total?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      women should just stop wearing bras

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lol Yeah okay. You are either a man or a flat chested woman.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She swings them around to give attackers concussions.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Jealous flat chested woman detected.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No this is standard practice in Chicago.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Do Chicago women just never move around? Why don't they wear bras? Would be terribly uncomfortable.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                maybe it's because they're black

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well, I ain't gonna do it that way.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Do Chicago women just never move around? Why don't they wear bras? Would be terribly uncomfortable.

                No this is standard practice in Chicago.

                Jealous flat chested woman detected.

                https://i.imgur.com/Pte0CxY.jpg

                Alcohol is degenerate.
                Since we're on the subject, (and not talking about anything /x/ itt)
                heres a better question.
                Why haven't they invented a bra that does what it is meant to do, AND it doesn't break down and become so uncomfortable to put on again, after you wear it for like, 8 times total?

                itt trannies hijack ops gay alcohol thread and pretend to be women online

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You wanna talk about tits or degenerate ways to be able to get drunk on alcohol?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Your insecurities are showing. I have big flappers and I don’t wear a bra. Why? So I can be wildly uncomfortable so big mouths who would just pick anything else to judge me on anyway don’t judge me on my breasts? No thanks. I call other women concerned about what I do with my breasts dykes and keep it moving. Comfortably. Your probably young and racked with insecurities.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Try again. I'm 53 years old. Bras have been uncomfortable since I got in the tits. Guess what else is equally as uncomfortable? NOT wearing a bra, after a few hours.
            My tits are damned if I do and damned if I don't.
            We can send a man to the moon, but we can't figure out how to make a good bra?
            Now THAT'S a real conspiracy.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              We haven't actually sent a man to the moon, but he'll swear he's been there and also tell you that he's a woman

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Why haven't they invented a bra that does what it is meant to do, AND it doesn't break down and become so uncomfortable to put on again, after you wear it for like, 8 times total?
      Because women are the most gullible consumers of modern era (most of TV ads in every country nowdays is targeted at women, and vast majority of TV shows are no longer 50/50, they are more than likely made for women only, or made in way that women also can consome them). They must consooooooom. And what better way to sell stuff to consoomers than sell them stuff that eventually breaks?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You know nothing of brassieres. Please, oh wise one. Give me a better alternative. I have been seeking a comfortable, durable, well constructed bra that lasts, since my tits grew in.
        Every bra design is retarded in lots of new and different ways.
        Protip: When I speak of a comfortable, durable, long lasting bras, I am describing a mythical garment that does not exist.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Protip: When I speak of a comfortable, durable, long lasting bras, I am describing a mythical garment that does not exist.
          Yes and it doesn't exist for a reason. People need to be kept spending money so their magical sweat/labour that's powering the Mammon sigils/system stays running. These deities don't help tptb if they don't get something in return.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Look, man. Do you have a good idea for what I can do with my tits? Bra-wise? I'm desperate, here.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No use talking about tits I'm not touching at the moment.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I always take out the padding and the wire at the bottom
              Have since 14

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Same. And they break down like cardboard after a couple months of wear and tear.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bras are a psyop, an extension of the prudish nature of the Victorians and the need for capitalism to have a gender dichotomy that allows easier marketing. Bras damage best tissue in the long run, while they are needed for some activities, we as a society should normalize women being able to show a fucking nipple under a tee shirt without your average /misc/tard throwing a fit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Male feminism: "It's not self-objectification if you do it to own the gender-constructing capitalist patriarchy. Free your tits."

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The wearing of bras is not about looks. Not primarily. It is about feeling physical discomfort and pain.
        I'm calling it. You are either another man or flat-chested woman.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fasting removes the most of hangover, when not black out drunk the next day is simply hazy no need for a painkiller. My hangovers used to take couple days.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol is a poison, intoxicating because it is toxic to the body. You will always feel bad after the intoxicating affects wear off. Best you can do is dilute it with water, and rehydrate after

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    buy better quality liquor

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Medics in the army have an IV they can give to hungover crew members that one guy described "Like the uber charge from TF2".

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably electrolytes with a mineral array, likely magnesium, and b-vitamin mega doses.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's called Sentia, it became commercially available in 2020 and uses a synthetic alcohol to create a buzz with no hangover. It'll probably be a few years longer before it hits the mainstream.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunately it tastes like mulled wine, not exactly fit for any occasion, more like something youd drink during christmas holidays

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I see the newfags are back at it again with the loosh farming

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's called drinking water you fucking retard, one drink, one glass of water, or better yet just chug a gallon of Pedialyte before you pass out.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its called weed.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You are simply too stupid to learn how to drink effectively.

    To avoid the worst of a hangover you need to do the following. Hydrate throughout your drinking activities: before you begin drinking, in between drinks and after you are finished drinking. Yes you will piss alot but the symptoms of a hangover are worsened by dehydration.

    Next, whenever you are finished drinking, take some NAC. NAC replenishes your storage of Glutothione, which is a powerful antioxidant the liver relies upon for the metabolization and therefore breakdown of alcohol.

    When you drink alot of alcohol it depletes this glutathione and the rate at which the liver can break down the alcohol slows down drastically. The result of this for example is the liquor you've been drinking sitting in your stomach overnight, only to likely be thrown up the next day. NAC will help your liver get rid of that alcohol and help with the hangover.

    Do be warned though that taking NAC will kill or dampen your state of intoxication in about an hour as it starts to kick in. So only take it when you are done.

    Practice these two simple instructions and you'll lessen the intensity and frequency of hangovers.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bhang

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have nagger I will explain below nagger
    >drink only tequila shots
    >pace yourself until you’re ready to stop/go to sleep
    >take as many shots as necessary to induce vomiting
    >puke guts out
    >go to sleep
    >wake up, snort smelling salts and you’re good to go

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TL;DR: Those who have are desperately trying to tell everyone...
    You mean the normal state, when the pineal gland is producing all the drugs we choose, just by virtue of being in tune with the universe.
    That's why all the Gurus look hammered.
    They literally tell you they are completely drugged up, and that it is your own body that creates these drugs, and the path they teach is yoga. Granted, it has other properties as well, but if you want the drugs without the side effects the body needs to produce them itself.
    Here is Osho's answer to why he always walks like a drunkard for example. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZnnFZFozYc
    have another one

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.orlandomagazine.com/best-hangover-pills/

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get hangovers by using spirit powers but it doesn't prevent me from throwing up from drinking to much

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why hasn't anyone invented a way to climb a mountain but not have to climb back down ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about you just jump down with or without a parachute

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get hungover except in very rare cases, your genetics are shit and you should probably consider killing yourself.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Benzodiazepines

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's called water you tard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think something is biologically wrong inside ytou

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 week ago
    Orion

    >Why hasn't anyone invented a way to get drunk but not hung over in the course of thousands of years of human evolution?

    Its called being an alcoholic. Trust me.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's called God

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because evolution is bullshit

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Here OP if youre even still around. Inhale your alcohol, no stomach involved. I assume you could still get a headache but there will be no vomiting, which actually makes this pretty dangerous as your body has no self defense mechanism to alert you of alcohol poisoning.

    Funny video nonetheless

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking
    Medieval

  29. 1 week ago
    Borderlands

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    It's not just the alcohol that gives you a hangover it's the added sulfides a a huge first of Suger. Moon shine avoids these problem alcohol has zero calories and dos not convert to Suger or fat in the bloodstream you sweet piss and exhale threw your breath this is how breathelizers work alcohol is not all the same thairs the hearts the middle high quality part and the tails the end of the run the tails the shit boos, hellow hangover oddly many people profer the end run. Get a air distler thair about 250 thair like a huge coffee pot I'm told a baby could use one and sit on a countertop and produce about 60 proof. Hipothetica speaking you can made better saver boos than you can buy. You won't go blind distilling it takes 2 to 4 ounces of menthol to get poisoned thairs about 2 ounces of natural methonal in 5 gallons so onless you drink the equivalent of 20 bottles you should be ok methanol boils off at about 145 degrees so you just pore it off it's litterly the first 2 ounces out of the still. During prohibition when alcohol was about 4 times more expensive people added a shot of rubbing alcohol to a bottle a fore dollar profit so moon shine and destiing got a bad reputation, mostly Becous of government lies and propaganda,as thairs a profit margin tax of about 80 percent on hard alcoholic.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    literally just drink less
    >/x/ - Paranormal

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