Life isn't perfect now but its way better, I dont need to think my owner does it for me, when he is at my place he uses me, pets me, feeds me, and punishes me if I'm bad.
It came to the point where I dont even know why I'm punished but I don't mind if it makes him happy. He drugs or chokes me if he needs me at my dumbest.
This feeling of being a stupid little creature serving a higher being that i can't fully comprehend, only existing to make them happy is so blissful. Woof woof !
When he isn't home I have to pretend I'm human, it SUX ! But at least at night we play video games together and its super fun !
I don't ever feel sad when master is around, he makes me feel safe and happy !
Soon he is getting me a collar I'll try to take it off as little as possible !
Finally, an idea I can get behind. This speaks to me on a spiritual level
I'm torn between an appreciation of a puppy as someone I want to protect and appreciate primarily in a cute way on one hand.
and on the other hand, the desire to do things like condition someone to want to eat dog food because it's the only time I praise them.
Eating out of a bowl is fine but I'm not eating animal feed.
yeah I purposefully went pretty far out there. I'm with you, honestly.
Just feed me whatever a dog naturally eats. In fact, send me out to hunt for you.
odd idea. interesting.
I don't wanna just be a lap dog, though I will sit in your lap even though I'm a big girl.
I wish I had a tail that revealed my hidden emotions. Like I'm mad or closed off but I can't help but wag when I see master or when he says something about a treat or a ride or whatever.
I'm a very smol boy and I can basically sit on anyone's lap :3
If you're too little for me to sit on your lap ill just sit on your chest and your belly. But I'll let you up right after I'm done licking and kissing you.
I guess having a pp is kind of like having a tail.
I'll share a lap but you better pay attention to me or ill have to start making whiny noises and nibbling on your fingers.
Yes, exactly. It is a method of having control over you. Your master knows how you truly feel despite how you behave
meow u//u my owner always seems to know how i feel one way or another
even big girls have a spot on the lap. there's always room on the lap. the tail is fucking adorable too.
I've made pets eat dry cereal from a bowl before, similar texture but made for humans.
I eat that anyway buy if you're going to go through the trouble of putting it in a bowl you might as well put some milk on it
But instead of complaining I'll just pretend to be a dog and dogs don't know about milky cereal
Just imagine hiw happy I would get after being lonely all day and then my owner comes home
i agree OP! i live with my owner and it doesnt sound as intense as your situation, but im her pet 24/7, high and cute and pretty and taken care of and never really have to think or worry, can just be safe and leave the thinking to owner!
A puppy or a kitten. Either way please remember that you are like a god to your little pet and they will be sad if they disappoint you
another excuse to repost this (not mine)
the combination makes it go beyond so many cliche pictures you usually see. it's really cute.
oh the lap is strictly monogamous, as is my attention, I just meant any one person can fit on it.
Wwyd if I humped you?
depends on context and whim. I would always appreciate the affection but I might pretend not to for the sake of fun punishment. it may also lead to some pretty aggressive groping.
That sounds good. And then we can go to the park and you can give me treats and I cam kiss you until you get annoyed and try to smell your ass.
you are dangerous. your cuteness is a threat. I have to keep a straight face and find ways to discipline you so you don't realize I actually love it all.
I'll run around with you and we can end up rolling around on the ground for a bit. I'm prepared for a slobber-covered face.
When you're covered in my slobbery smell, everyone will know you're my master. I wonder what will happen if I'm a bad girl? A smack on the butt? Getting stuck in the cage? No treats? Psh. Not like I'm ever gonna be a bad girl anyways. Couldn't me me.
ownership of a dog like you involves a lot of scent marking and I'm prepared to wear them with pride.
mildly bad? smack on the butt is appropriate. practically just having fun for both of us. cage is a more advanced bad, because I don't want to be without your cuddles either but you have to be taught. don't forget rewards though. they're just as important! if you come back inside when you're done playing nice and quickly without any whining, that deserves a treat. I know the only one who likes my hand rubbing your cheek and neck more than me is you.
That makes me happy and want to have your smell on me too. My tail is wagging.
You don't have to cage all of me if you still wanna cuddle. You can just cage the part that probably made me misbehave to begin with.
I'm smiling and in the mood for petting. you know, that kind of cage did come to mind but I wasn't sure. oh, you'd better believe that's getting caged. I'm very into it whether or not a puppy is involved and I don't need an excuse.
fuck I wanna pull you up onto the couch and squeeze you and get licked and then fall off the couch but keep rolling on the floor holding you. I want to grind on you and pretend it's only your fault that you're in heat. I want to make you pant and be forced to choose between begging me for more or being bad and just pouncing on me.
Your hands feel so good scrunching on my head. It might be cute to have that caged. It would get you the behavioral benefits of getting me fixed while also keeping me horny and desperate to please you. If you grabbed my butt I bet my tail would wag really hard and hit your arms while I wiggled around in my cage.
you don't have to tell me how much I'd take advantage of your horniness. I live for it. that and cuddles. working you up to make you the optimal mix of obedient, drooling and stupid. taking away thoughts you're better off not having so I can replace them with fuzzy brain fog and happy barks.
Woof woof. No thoughts but you. Thank you for loving me and taking care of me. Bark bark bark.
see? what a good puppy! so cute. good lil woofer.
I'm quite tired right now but I'll give you the option of staying in touch with me if you want. you've been lovely either way.
I'm a lazy pup with no discord but maybe if you told me to make one I might have to listen.
I don't usually like the idea of talking to someone on a thing they don't already use, but I will for you. make one, then add me with this:
Um... can you... name me?
awwww. that's tough to put on my sleepy head all of a sudden. I badly want to but I'm too much of a perfectionist to do it right now. you can change discord names after the fact, if you didn't know.
for now, you're lovely puppy.
I'm lovely puppy.
oh gosh the responsibility and the sweetness.
no one expected this but sometimes a wannabe pet has to go rubbing up against a stranger to find a new playmate.
hey, do you mind if a random kitty adds you as well for fun? im still a bit new here but i see you around a lot and you seem really nice
go ahead. I'm not a social butterfly but if I seem nice you might seem nice to me too.
You can get all this without being a furry
I'm not a furry but belly rubs would probably hit different if I had fur.
Sorry I spelled a word wrong, I'm a dumb dog and even though I'm like 7 times your age I'm still not as smart as people.
gosh others pets are so cute, some day i hope having human pets is normalized
Yes! I want subs and bottoms to be taken out for walksies
>tfw no puppymoder gf who licks my cum out of a dog bowl
I prefer to be a kitten, makes me feel more femme
i wasnt expecting to find such an adorably lewd wholesome mix of readinn my sleepy kitty brain this morning
The trifecta of the best bottoms: adorable, lewd, wholesome
I'm Lovely Puppy#4777 if you want
I can chain you naked to the sofa and let you live there only feeding you pork skin and toilet water. Occasionally i fuck your ass or i spank you with a folded newspaper. If you pee i punish you more.
How about using a litter box as a little kitten?
(am op i'm surprised this thread didnt die lol)