Why don't you own a miata?

Why don't you own a miata DA?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute thread!

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too expensive for me

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only have room for one car in my life and a Miata is too impractical to be the one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I only have room for one car in my life and a Miata is too impractical to be the one.
      This and I'm forever poor.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a hairdresser.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I do own a Miata.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm an adult

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean "fat frick that doesn't fit in one"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe

        roughly how much time a day do you spend trying to boast about your car here
        you seem to post in every other thread lmao

        >has gone into every thread in DA and read every post
        >sees mine and it permanently imprints itself into onto his brain
        Hahahahahhaa holy shit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks like a muscular eliot roger lmao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's quite the imagination you have there, have you considered lithium?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol you kind of write like him too

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so obsessed with the Supreme Gentleman he knows his "writing style"
            Holy shit man seek help

            If we just all chip in (you)'s quickly can you hit your attention quota and not derail every thread? GT350s are cool and all but at this point I just think you're a troll who stole a bunch of pics from some butthole to LARP being even worse the original guy. No person can honestly want this much attention, right?

            To the point of the thread, I don't own one because I own two.

            >be me
            >answer question in OP
            >people seethe
            >I respond

            >be you
            >ZOMG STAHP POSTING YOUR CAR IT IS CAUSING TOO MUCH SEETHE REEEEEEEEEEE
            blame the crabs-in-a-bucket incels for freaking the frick out each time they encounter someone who isn't a pathetic poorgay like themselves

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You will never be a real enthusiast. You have no track experience, you have no wrenching advice, you have no reckless driving convictions. You are a busrider twisted by money into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
            All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish posts behind closed doors.
            Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even busriders who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your shallow posts are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get the (you)s, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they gets a whiff of your boring, substanceless opinions.
            You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
            Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably busrider.
            This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

            In all honestly, despite having seen thousands of your post I've never seen you actually discuss ownership experience, pros and cons, recent driving, etc. 1/10 troll, at least pretend to have real opinions being (gigachad expensive mustang).

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >In all honestly, despite having seen thousands of your post I've never seen you actually discuss ownership experience, pros and cons, recent driving, etc
            Because literally nobody cares about that gay shit lmao like homie just go to YouTube wtf?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pathetic.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Keep seething lil celly, there is absolutely nothing remarkable about you. Just another cog in the machine. Total NPC

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pathetic. If you weren't an insecure woman, you'd give no fricks about what a random says on the internet. Instead, you post gay pics and cope.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cares that some other guy "cares" what people think on the internet
            Great logic there moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If we just all chip in (you)'s quickly can you hit your attention quota and not derail every thread? GT350s are cool and all but at this point I just think you're a troll who stole a bunch of pics from some butthole to LARP being even worse the original guy. No person can honestly want this much attention, right?

          To the point of the thread, I don't own one because I own two.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice pov kiddo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      roughly how much time a day do you spend trying to boast about your car here
      you seem to post in every other thread lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I bought a motorcycle

      You're banished remember? GT-R Anon is going to cuck you for this.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know there are multiple people here with GT350s, right?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's only one who's the homosexual who goes on DA bragging about owning one.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            and apparently they all have the Mustang personality lmao

            who hurt you?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          and apparently they all have the Mustang personality lmao

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're overpriced meme cars at this point. You're not getting a lot of car for the money.

  9. 10 months ago
    Giddy

    I don't like the look or brand

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a combo of "i'm poor" and "expensive for what they are"

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a kid and needed a 4 door vehicle.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put them in the trunk

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because I am not homosexual

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too slow in a straight line, and now too expensive. I live in a shitty flatland with no curved roads so I don't see much point

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used to own 2. then an s2000. and at some point i will own another roadster. itll be hard choosing between an nc3 club or an ap1 s2000.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I owned two. First one I wrecked drifting freeway on ramps. Second I ended up selling eventually. I bought a motorcycle which kinda replaced it as a fun street vehicle. Then I got into kart racing which replaced it as a track vehicle. Even on the big tracks go karts are much faster than a miata. I kept it for awhile using it as a tow vehicle but eventually got something bigger and then I didn't really have a reason to keep it anymore. If I ever bought another fun street legal vehicle that isn't a bike I'd probably get something similar but more classic like a triumph spitfire or something.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm not a degenerate weeb

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I bought an AZ-1 which out smols it.

    If you don't want to spend AZ-1 money, a Beat or Cappuccino are also fantastic smol bois. When you can apex a corner without leaving your lane, it's a completely different driving experience.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      or you can just get a bike

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    smol roadster isn't what i want in winter here.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do, not as a daily tho.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks. I'm already gay.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >driving lifted truck
    >Miata drives past on the right side
    >don't even notice until it's ahead
    Please drive carefully, that scared the shit out of me, had I wanted to switch lanes It would be gg

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone broke your mirrors?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was the perfect blind spot for mirrors. even looking behind I barely saw the edge of the miat roof

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No power

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know where to get hard tops for them

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >100hp 30 year old shitbox with 150,000 miles with multiple owners who molested the frick out of it.
    >$18,000AUD.

    >200hp 8 year old GT86 with 60,000 miles. Full service history, stock with one previous owner.
    >$20,000AUD

    Oh wow couldnt tell you why I don't own one OP.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This the miata tax is gayer than anything, I would rather save money and buy a stang or 350z

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slow
    >weak floppy chasis
    >gay
    >slow car fast is cope speedlets

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a weeb sex pest homosexual like OP

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I’m Mexican and straight

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a top.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because I own a 1997 trans am, and it's better in nearly every way.

    I would buy a c4 corvette before a miata. Not only is the corvette cheaper, but it rapes a miata. you homosexuals stick to your nip shit. I'll keep buying up v8 america cars. lol.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the Pontiac fiero

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