why dont you just date an older woman unironically

why dont you just date an older woman unironically

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I ended up with my ex's mom lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      greentext bro
      does your ex seethe about it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Damn you now all I can think about is cunning inside Asian milfs now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          thats just my default

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I would date any woman from 18-35 who likes me back. I have found none in almost three years of looking

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are fat and used up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No

      >used up
      All women are

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My friend's mom seems horny for me.
    She showed herself after getting out of a bath (while still married), made it a point to mention her marriage ended, offered me a free consultation (she works cleaning people's facial skin) and always makes a point now to greet me with a kiss on the cheek and a long touch on the arm or shoulder.

    Once, while still married, she had me take a pic of a cat on her bosom, in front of her then husband. She had me kinda hug her from behind, point the camera right at her breast and even told me to get closer, both to her and her breasts. Pic related.

    It seems like my friend is making it difficult on purpose for me to appear there. I don't know if he noticed something (probably not, he's autistic, but who knows if she said anything). The woman is an increasingly crazy cat lady nowadays, and she fights my friend constantly, her mood has been terrible so I believe she has no man.

    Another friend's mom that finds me desirable too. She was always happy when I was present and did the long touch on the arm thing too. My friend jokingly mentioned to our friends' group that she said I'm beautiful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You know what you need to do. Be the new man in her life.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because they are demanding AF and expect even more from men than they did as teenagers. they have btfo out bodies from passing themselves around for years. they dont do 100% of the sexual things they did with prior guys. They will always compare you to prior guys.... they expect you to give a frick about their semen demon from other penis.... and they are usually unfun and dont have a sense of adventure and enjoyment and its all bitter angry all the time. havent met a b***h over 30 that wasnt a seething c**t.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >because they are demanding AF
      not true
      if anything the right ones spoil you like mad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are fat and used up.

      Date an older woman without kids and low count. My coworker is a divorced lady in her 40s, childless, only ever been with her husband, extremely tiny and incredibly autistic. Sweet too. And according to her she can't find anyone/gets rejected when she tries.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I fricked a coworker that basically looked like ops pic.
        40's flip.
        She was my boss and basically during covid somedays it would just be me and her.
        All she did was work and I was fine getting OT so we would be around each other a lot. The office was mostly women and they all hated her. I just dumb shit like get her cookies for her birthday and compliment her dresses, and one day out of nowhere she starts sending me nudes and next thing I know every time we work late i'm getting to creampie milf pussy.
        Only chick i've been with that was actually down for footjobs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Post her feet pls

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Had to delete all her nudes when I started dating my GF, I posted some of them on NSFFW and left the folder open and she got PISSED.
            She looked like OP, but had really cute stubby feet and would paint her toes for me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I posted some of them on NSFFW
            link the posts bro
            just search the archives

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't make my own threads and it was posted in /b/ like early 2021. I've seen one reposted once in a /b/ chubby thread, but I didn't redownload it. (it wasnt a foot pic).
            Is there a good archive for /b/ now?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://archived.moe/b/
            you can try searching here if you can remember anything about the thread or the posts you made

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            thanks anon, I might actually try to see if I can. It's in some chubby thread somewhere.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          and then everyone stood up and clapped. Get fricking real

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I fricked a 40 year old desperate chubby milf who I was forced to be an office with during the height of covid when most other employees made excuses to work from home every day.
            It was pretty easy.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd gladly be a 40-50 year old's personal frick toy

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would but I am a babyface manlet and lots of other reasons.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want a family. Also dating older people is just a bad idea.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Also dating older people is just a bad idea.
      What makes you say that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well because if you date a 45 year old when you're 25, she'll most likely die before you. If you want to hookup with one that's fine, but don't expect to have a long running relationship with her. And if you want kids, you're boned

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be down for it if I was in a state to date anyone.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They don't like me because I look older now

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind an older woman.
    I don't really wanna go for a fat lady though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the way they gain fat is the best part though
      saggy in all the right places

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >why dont you just date an older woman unironically
    I'm 22. I will consider it when I am in my 30s and still alone, but at the moment the most I will do is 3-4 years younger and 2 older.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather die a virgin than touch a fat old cow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >debt
      uhh youre doing it wrong

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        All females over 20 have debt they are literally moronic in everything but especially money

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I tried. They all reject you if you're younger and don't have everything going (career, own house, et cetera.)

          both not true

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I fricking tried, you're just repeating bullshit. Old women have extreme expectations out of their partners. You're unironically have better chances with younger girls

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            its your anecdotal evidence against mine

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can make it your anecdotal evidence if you try it yourself

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            success is my anecdotal evidence

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Source?

            I fricking tried, you're just repeating bullshit. Old women have extreme expectations out of their partners. You're unironically have better chances with younger girls

            Correct. Fat old roastie c**ts somehow think they're more desirable than young nubile virgins and ought to command a higher price. Some of the most unpleasable, demanding pigs out there but they offer less than nothing in return.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I tried. They all reject you if you're younger and don't have everything going (career, own house, et cetera.)

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest fetish used to be milfs but now I'm too old

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm still holding out hopes of having bio children and don't want them coming out as downies.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically I'm a gay and I'd fricking LOVE to have an older bf (Around 35 or so, I'm 18) whose all washed up and shit. Like, I'd make his life worth living

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How YOU doing, senpai? Are you the androgynouse twink type? I have an empty 2.5k sq/ft house and 6 figure job and no direction in life. Only late 20s though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, I do not look like a little boy. I have broad shoulders, a medium-to-thin waist, and medium hips.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone says they're a gay in this thread
    >Tell them I don't look like a little boy
    >They show no interest
    Feels good to be the bane of bipedos

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