why dont you just date an older woman unironically
why dont you just date an older woman unironically
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI— Mental Videos (@MentalVids) March 15, 2023
I ended up with my ex's mom lmao
does your ex seethe about it?
Damn you now all I can think about is cunning inside Asian milfs now
thats just my default
At this point I would date any woman from 18-35 who likes me back. I have found none in almost three years of looking
Because they are fat and used up.
All women are
My friend's mom seems horny for me.
She showed herself after getting out of a bath (while still married), made it a point to mention her marriage ended, offered me a free consultation (she works cleaning people's facial skin) and always makes a point now to greet me with a kiss on the cheek and a long touch on the arm or shoulder.
Once, while still married, she had me take a pic of a cat on her bosom, in front of her then husband. She had me kinda hug her from behind, point the camera right at her breast and even told me to get closer, both to her and her tits. Pic related.
It seems like my friend is making it difficult on purpose for me to appear there. I don't know if he noticed something (probably not, he's autistic, but who knows if she said anything). The woman is an increasingly crazy cat lady nowadays, and she fights my friend constantly, her mood has been terrible so I believe she has no man.
Another friend's mom that finds me desirable too. She was always happy when I was present and did the long touch on the arm thing too. My friend jokingly mentioned to our friends' group that she said I'm beautiful.
You know what you need to do. Be the new man in her life.
because they are demanding AF and expect even more from men than they did as teenagers. they have btfo out bodies from passing themselves around for years. they dont do 100% of the sexual things they did with prior guys. They will always compare you to prior guys.... they expect you to give a fuck about their semen demon from other penis.... and they are usually unfun and dont have a sense of adventure and enjoyment and its all bitter angry all the time. havent met a bitch over 30 that wasnt a seething cunt.
>because they are demanding AF
if anything the right ones spoil you like mad
Date an older woman without kids and low count. My coworker is a divorced lady in her 40s, childless, only ever been with her husband, extremely tiny and incredibly autistic. Sweet too. And according to her she can't find anyone/gets rejected when she tries.
Yeah I fucked a coworker that basically looked like ops pic.
She was my boss and basically during covid somedays it would just be me and her.
All she did was work and I was fine getting OT so we would be around each other a lot. The office was mostly women and they all hated her. I just dumb shit like get her cookies for her birthday and compliment her dresses, and one day out of nowhere she starts sending me nudes and next thing I know every time we work late i'm getting to creampie milf pussy.
Only chick i've been with that was actually down for footjobs.
Post her feet pls
Had to delete all her nudes when I started dating my GF, I posted some of them on LULZ and left the folder open and she got PISSED.
She looked like OP, but had really cute stubby feet and would paint her toes for me.
>I posted some of them on LULZ
link the posts bro
just search the archives
I didn't make my own threads and it was posted in /b/ like early 2021. I've seen one reposted once in a /b/ chubby thread, but I didn't redownload it. (it wasnt a foot pic).
Is there a good archive for /b/ now?
you can try searching here if you can remember anything about the thread or the posts you made
thanks anon, I might actually try to see if I can. It's in some chubby thread somewhere.
and then everyone stood up and clapped. Get fucking real
>I fucked a 40 year old desperate chubby milf who I was forced to be an office with during the height of covid when most other employees made excuses to work from home every day.
It was pretty easy.
I'd gladly be a 40-50 year old's personal fuck toy
I would but I am a babyface manlet and lots of other reasons.
I want a family. Also dating older people is just a bad idea.
>Also dating older people is just a bad idea.
What makes you say that?
Well because if you date a 45 year old when you're 25, she'll most likely die before you. If you want to hookup with one that's fine, but don't expect to have a long running relationship with her. And if you want kids, you're boned
I'd be down for it if I was in a state to date anyone.
They don't like me because I look older now
I wouldn't mind an older woman.
I don't really wanna go for a fat lady though
the way they gain fat is the best part though
saggy in all the right places
>why dont you just date an older woman unironically
I'm 22. I will consider it when I am in my 30s and still alone, but at the moment the most I will do is 3-4 years younger and 2 older.
I'd rather die a virgin than touch a fat old cow
uhh youre doing it wrong
All females over 20 have debt they are literally retarded in everything but especially money
both not true
I fucking tried, you're just repeating bullshit. Old women have extreme expectations out of their partners. You're unironically have better chances with younger girls
its your anecdotal evidence against mine
You can make it your anecdotal evidence if you try it yourself
success is my anecdotal evidence
Correct. Fat old roastie cunts somehow think they're more desirable than young nubile virgins and ought to command a higher price. Some of the most unpleasable, demanding pigs out there but they offer less than nothing in return.
I tried. They all reject you if you're younger and don't have everything going (career, own house, et cetera.)
My biggest fetish used to be milfs but now I'm too old
Because I'm still holding out hopes of having bio children and don't want them coming out as downies.
Unironically I'm a fag and I'd fucking LOVE to have an older bf (Around 35 or so, I'm 18) whose all washed up and shit. Like, I'd make his life worth living
How YOU doing, senpai? Are you the androgynouse twink type? I have an empty 2.5k sq/ft house and 6 figure job and no direction in life. Only late 20s though.
No, I do not look like a little boy. I have broad shoulders, a medium-to-thin waist, and medium hips.
>Someone says they're a fag in this thread
>Tell them I don't look like a little boy
>They show no interest
Feels good to be the bane of bipedos