why don't you fucking learn to trade?
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>trade
just buy everytime it does a +75% bearmarket,
hodl 1 year
sell top
buy the retest
sell at new ATH of your choice
>muh trading
>muh support and resistance
>muh paid group
>muh internet crypto celeb said we going X or Y
>muh sillicon Valley traders
Unironically, why would anyone learn anything anymore?
ChatGPT, Aladin, plenty AI out there that can be used and trained for it.
A more valid question is how long will they be still accessible to the public?
>nagger
spotted
We're all going to die, anon.
Statistically, we will be born during a period of high birthrates.
The total birthrate per planet with a billion people is a million times higher than the birthrate for a planet with a thousand. So statistically, you are more likely to be born now than 100,000 years ago.
And statistically, most people are born on the population spike. You are more likely to be born on the peak than at any other time, because it is the point of the highest total birthrate.
If you look at the past, we are not a species of many peaks and valleys. Our population graph is dominated by the population spike that has occurred since industrialization. Chances are, this is the first and last population spike of this magnitude humanity will ever experience. How do you know? Because it's a million to one that you would be born on such a spike, and if you look at the world, you can see this confirmed. You are the most typical human being born at the most typical time.
Extinction will follow.
Statistically, Israel has no right to exist
I am showing you the spiritual knowledge that the most typical man is the man who lives right before the apocalypse
and you're talking about the israelites??
The spike will keep spiking, we're riding a bubble, better to invest in some other bubble in the meanwhile
your blood is not a form of liquidity
You weren't born on a plateau, or one of many past peaks, you were born on a single dominating upward curve.
its all downhill from here
its a bell curve, thats only just started to curve up
it's a blip
(and i'm on the tip)
If I was a near perfect trader I could get a 200% gain from november to today. If I just bought and held I'd have a 150% gain but no stress. Trading isn't worth it, unless we stretch the definition to include short-term investing.
retarded post, if u were perfect u could x200 in a day
Soo
>if you were perfect you could 10000x a day
>since you couln't 10000x a day then better to watch tranny porn all day making 0
I did learn how to trade, and my W/L ratio was no better than when I just randomly buy and sell based on intuition
So I just save myself the time of having charts n shit setup and just go by feel
There is nothing to learn, this is all random on the short term. Technical analysis is similar to sorcery.
Learn to invest instead of 'trading'
>learn to invest
>t. wastes time doing discounted cash flow analysis of shit meme companies like roblox and rivian
You can use both FA and TA, retard/. And most experienced professionals do you use both. TA is helpful for entries and exits.
I'm glad idiots like this exist to take the other side of my trades.
>Everyone working a serious job in an investment bank are laughing at TA.
Technicians are some of the highest paid people on Wall Street. You would know that if you ever actually worked there.
But i am learning to trade, actually reading a basic book on trading, watching tuts on youtube. I want to try support & resistance, seems simple enough just buy when it hits support (hopping it doesnt break out), set a stop loss a bit lower and sell when it hits resistance and vice versa. Seems simple enough? Anyone tried it?
>Let me predict a stochastic process by drawing random patterns
I wish you best success in your endeavor
>Let me predict a stochastic process by drawing random patterns
OMG ANONS, SCIENCE SAYS YOU CAN'T, AMRITE?
Everyone working a serious job in an investment bank are laughing at TA. I know that because I used to be one of these people. We were making constant jokes about it. Only people speaking seriously of TA are people that learned finance on the internet or youtube, how strange...
>Science says
>My cousin works in a bank and he said
Ok plebbitor, lol
If you have 7 figures earned from trading I'll believe you.
>Options futures
Thats cool programing is magical.
>It cant seem to handle options
Makes sense options have lots of first/second order derivatives that effect the contract price.
Ignore support and resistance
try ICT
No need. With the power of machine learning and lots of fucking gpus and storage, i have a python script that trades for me. 70% of the trades are profitable. It even calculates the taxes for me. It trades fucking fast, thousands of trades a day. The amount I pay in taxes did a x15 in the span of 3 months. No im not sharing it, fuck all of you.
what do you trade anon?
Options futures spot. Stocks and crypto. It cant seem to handle options and futures that well though but its fine since its king at spot trading.
>Trading
Meme 'job' which leaves many stressed, unhealthy and rest.
>Buy and hold Link, Eth, BTC. Don't fiddle with it like a fucking retard.
Job done.
*rekt*
Fucking phone
bump
Low IQ thread, OP is retarded
>samefagging piece of shit
detected
>bro just lrn2trade
>bro i've been trading for 2 weeks have a 75% success rate, this is so easy
you sound like that homosexual a few weeks ago who made his own trading bot and thought he broke the matrix, and everyone laughed at him.
>everyone
People here can't really laugh at anything
>did you buy when prices were high and sell when they were low?
yes
>you don't know how to trade
>did you buy when prices were low and sell when they were high?
yes
>you know how to trade
why do traders even exist? shouldn't AI and Bots be better at predicting pricing patterns than humans?
so why don't you fucking set an AI bot to trade?
because AIs are currently learning it.
test