why don't they handle Holland being our main rival really well?

why don't they handle Holland being our main rival really well?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was ist Los, Hanz?
    Do you want us to sing about your vokuhila?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *spits in your face*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how french of you

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >agtae

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should be picking on France idk what they're doing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We haven't played France in important games often enough to have any real rivalry with them

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is England so obsessed with us?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We don't have a rival, we don't even think about you yet here you are making a thread about us. Rent free la

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only westoids cares about Holland, my rival is Austria. *spits*

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The brazilians are kinda similar. Very obsessed with us. It happen sonce you leave someone in the dust.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The brazilians are kinda similar. Very obsessed with us
      >source: the voices in my head
      our rivals are and always were argentina krauss, one 1-in-a-million match wont change that you were always irrelevant to us

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe my wording was too harsh. But for sure the brazilians have a special place for us now. We could see that in the 2016 olympics alrady.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh yea, youre right, we still have that feeling like we have to get you back some day, we wont let that match slide

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Englands actual rival? Argentina?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      their own delusion
      currently 1 for a lot against them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        topkek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scotland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scotland. It's just frustrating how shit they've become so we rarely get to meet in relevant matches.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is England Scotland the most pathetic rivalry in football? Noone ever wins anything.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the first football rivalry, we don't care what outsiders think about it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You just need to remember that we're an island nation. Five countries with a shared language and culture but just enough of a difference to drive each other insane. So our internal rivalries are bitter as shit because of historical slap downs by England to the rest of the isles has never been moved on from fully or forgotten. I don't mind the Jocks, quite like them. It's the Ir*sh I want England to play more. Fuck the micks.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldnt want to be on the smae island as the english. I would have probably joined some IRA by now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Irish > Scots

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >noone ever wins anything
          >95 (ninety five) British Home Championships between us
          It's like JFs don't even try lads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely not us, they’ve never been able to beat the US even once in a non-friendly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Official:
      >Scotland
      >ROI
      Genuine bad blood - always has been and always will be.

      Wartime:
      >Germany
      >Argentina
      The feeling isn't mutual for the above teams. They're considerably more successful and have more successful rivals. Victory in wars is just about the only thing keeping this rivalry alive. Even though the rest of the world moved on a long time ago,

      Unofficial:
      >France
      >Croatia (as of 2018)
      >Italy (as of last year)
      >USA
      France will always be a soft rival due to historical memes. Croatia and Italy will live in England fans heads for a long time due to their most successful runs being cut short by them. The USA are like a very mild case of Scotland.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wartime:

        Wasn't the Germany one mostly because we kept choking to them in the knockout stages? It felt like a curse was lifted in the euros and most England fans don't really care about the rivalry anymore
        And Argentina was a lot to do with the hand of God too right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wartime and then made worse by continuous choking, same with Argentina. Just need to listen to the chants.

          We don't even rate you. We banter and shitpost but there's no bad blood at least on our side

          Our only rival is Mexico. We truly hate them and the feeling is mutual. That's what makes a rivalry, mutual hatred.

          hence why I said you're an unofficial very mild rivalry geezer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We don't even rate you. We banter and shitpost but there's no bad blood at least on our side

        Our only rival is Mexico. We truly hate them and the feeling is mutual. That's what makes a rivalry, mutual hatred.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't really feign indifference when you make non stop threads about England and the world cup game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's called banter. Has this ever happened at a USA-ENG match?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's called chicanos

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sadly yes but even without them it's still a rivalry. FIFA needs to give chis their own team so they can fuck off

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This sums up the feelings vs. England
          https://twitter.com/dis_possessed/status/1510371147573080067?t=Q1vdBKCcYYc5kMVtc3vP5A&s=19

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >We don't even rate you
          Irrelevant really. Everyone recognises England as the home of football, so it's always special to beat them no matter how shit they are. If the US beat England at the World Cup it'd mean more to American fans than any meme CONCACAF trophy. The English occupy a special place in American heads and everyone knows it lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I havent been to England in a couple of years, but lets say hypothetically, if USA actually manages to defeat England in the groups, and even make it out beside you guys, would that change perception of US mutts as rivals in England? I mean not the ingerlish on this board, but like the people in general.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Argentina absolutely have not moved on from the falklands, they are obsessed with it. Delusional freaks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Has England ever moved on from a war?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone. If you ask any country their top 3 countries they'd like to beat, England would be on every single team's list.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Argentina, Belgium, Uruguay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am of course talking generally amongst the people, not some autist trying to win an internet argument.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why Uruguay?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's this one poster on LULZ from Uruguay that seeths in every int footie related thread that >that van Bronckhorst goal should have been disallowed, I just want him to suffer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Based tbh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One final in 60 years... the only rivals you have are in cricket.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy delusion. Beating England most countries do all the time. The teams you would like to beat are the ones that are actually hard to beat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who is Englands actual rival?
      Their expectations

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Norway because they gave their boys a hell of a beating 40 years ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Argentina?
      Only until the boomers who care about the two islands nobody wants to live in die.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically Scotland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      judging by this board, everyone

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive been sensing a lot of romantic tension between england and germany later

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are you norferners like this? your rival is the one you beat in finals while we consider our rivals those who beat us in finals.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think they're the most hated by many countries but no country can really call it a rivalry

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but italy is your main rival, hans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on location. For us Nords its the Dutch but overall Germans see it either as Italy or Holland

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've never ever seen anyone make a Netherlands rivalry troll thread.

    i've seen Germans make England ones though. like this one for example....................

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rivals: Germany by far. Only foreigners we really mock after a win.
    Belgiums, a bit. Our little brothers.
    Argentinians, maybe. Cus of some intense matches 78, 98, but its not like we hate them.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ah its another johnny foreigner rent free thread

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are Germany and Argentina rivals? They’ve played each other in the final twice and have met multiple times in the earlier stages

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All Germans have a huge inferiority complex when it comes to England. It's shitty to admit it, but we lack a bit of sovl, which England has in droves. Playing England is a special occasion for every country on the planet, that's why everybody cares and tunes in when they do their kino England vs World XI games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your honesty is refreshing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that's why everybody cares and tunes in when they do their kino England vs World XI games.
        This should have given you a clue he was being sarcastic

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rivalry with Germany has ended. Now Italy is our new rival.

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