Their owners are a bunch of homosexuals. They always act like having a fast bike means you're a fast rider. Meanwhile Boomer Billy would smoke any literbike on the fun roads on his way to the country club in his Vette.
A fast bike needs a fast rider to be fast. It's not easy to go fast like a car. Most of you retards can't even get your bikes off the line in a timely manner. On the track you don;t stand a chance. Even bike vs bike your squid ass is going to get it's shit pushed in by a good rider on a 250 or a 500.
>On the track
Oh moving the goal posts already? cause before you said "on the fun roads on his way to the country club"
You're a cringe little dork. I can tell you're a broke bitch too.
I began riding my friends bikes. I’ve almost entirely lost interest in performance cars now. Haven driven cars from the S2000 to a McLaren 600LT. None of them gave me the experience a bike has. Now I’m looking into purchasing my own bike.
I know living in reality is hard for you, but if someone is willing to break your mirror willynilly, and risk their lives to get through traffic 5 minutes faster than you, they will absolutely pull over and beat your ass too.
>Watch rage and fight compilations on YouTube >Oh geez these guys are really angry and violent
Nobody uploads the other literally 700 million riders that don't get in crashes and fights
>You'll punch somebody's mirror off then speed away instead of fighting like a man.
Just trying to get to work, stay the fuck out of the fast lane please.
Probably because they're jealous? They spend tens of thousands of dollars to sit inside of the fancy box, or as we are sitting on a rocket between our legs looking cool as shit at the same time for everyone to see. And that bothers them a little bit because they feel they're missing out on attention.
I fell for the "bikers have a 6 gorrilion% fatality rate on the roads" for the longest time but think im actually just gonna bite the bullet and become a bikechad because bikes are just fucking awesome. It's not actually that dangerous if you're not retarded, right?
Yes and no.
Being a good rider will help alleviate the risk but at the end of the day, you're still at the mercy of other traffic participants, it's a ton or so of metal, well balanced on four points and with included security measures against a hundred or two pounds of metal, poorly balanced on two points and no secure way to crash. Getting hit on a bike is catastrophic if not fatal.
A poor rider though will be his own danger, not being able to control the bike properly (sudden brake usage, sudden acceleration, bad clutch control, not practicing evasive maneuvers), not understanding the physics at play (counter-steering, weather conditions, braking distance), and being unable to think a few steps ahead of the other drivers will results in a quick and stupid death.
I'm telling you this as a rider myself, the risk is very real but half of the point is having the balls to ride knowing that the risk is real.
>It's not actually that dangerous if you're not retarded, right?
I'd go so far as to say you can be occasionally retarded, and still be fine. You just gotta be smart when you do stupid shit, don't pin the throttle on a city street, don't redline if theres even a chance there are other cars nearby.
Plenty of times I've done 100+ speeds but its always in an area/time of day where the chance of something getting in your way and causing you to wreck is limited.
i had a 1985 honda nighthawk 4cyl that did a 1/4 in 12 seconds stock. I bought and sold it for like $650.
LULZ are a bunch of do nothing homosexuals that only consume dipshit automotive media. Let me tell you something kids, auto journalists are a bunch of fart huffing homosexuals.
you can buy american v8 cars for under 5k ALL DAY LONG, you can buy fast motorcycles for $1000 ALL DAY LONG. You homosexuals would rather cry about total cuck boxes and other nip bullshit.
Because motorcyles has the performance of a supercar at the fraction of the price. You just have to be willing to live with the skyrocketed chances of dying/being permanently maimed for life.
Most of LULZ would love to have that kind of price/performance, but they're too risk adverse to live with the danger.
So seeing someone having the time of their life on a bike makes them jealous.
>You just have to be willing to live with the skyrocketed chances of dying/being permanently maimed for life.
Those statistics are greatly exaggerated, and total fatalities doesn't even begin to give an accurate picture. Nearly half of all fatal accidents for bikers involve riding under the influence, and the same goes for riders who are speeding excessively. Wearing a helmet cuts your odds of dying in an accident by around 30 percent, as well. There's a ton of factors at play here like average age of riders, the type of bike they get, how long they've been riding, etc.
I did the math once and it basically came down to: if you don't drink/get high before you ride, don't do double the speed limit all the time, wear gear, take appropriate training, ride gently for your first six months, and a few other basic common sense steps, your fatality risk is only 3-4x that of a car. Still more of a risk, but nowhere near the "You'd have to be retarded to ever touch one" zone most people claim it to be.
I've had several bikes but they're unfortunately ridden by cunts and scruffy people with no money to afford a powerful car. A late 90s 1000cc bike will outrun most cars on the road and cost maybe $2000.
Bikes are just cheap horsepower for broke ass losers who can't afford a 911 Turbo. My last bike was a $17,000 RR HP4 but most bikes on the road are like $3,000
3 bitchy posters on here about how chad passed them in traffic, and you equate that to LULZ hating bikes?
I see a bunch of bike threads with over 100 replies. Your post is invalid.
they can't turn
>They can't tu-ACK!
now post the burger king time
it's usually
>weenies
or
>people who've never ridden a bike
I don't have an opinion on them.
I don't think about them ever.
I own and like motorcycles
/dbt/ posters are insufferable though so I dont post about it
All general threads are inherently gay, but I agree that /dbt/ is slightly gayer than average.
it was fun till moot said it was his favorite LULZ threads.
That's not true, I've only fucked one /dbt/ poster
I like motorcycles but stay away from /dbt/, that place is filled with legit retards.
That's this world in a nutshell. 5% of the total world have an IQ above 90, 1% rule the world, 99% act like they know what is going on.
Their owners are a bunch of homosexuals. They always act like having a fast bike means you're a fast rider. Meanwhile Boomer Billy would smoke any literbike on the fun roads on his way to the country club in his Vette.
Meanwhile irl
Corvettes are dogshiy and can't turn
A professional rider set that time. Your time would be in the 5:00's if you didn't die trying.
Keep seething
You don't have a motorcycle
A professional driver didn't set the car times?
>smoke any literbike
>in his Vette
lmao this is what retards actually think.
A fast bike needs a fast rider to be fast. It's not easy to go fast like a car. Most of you retards can't even get your bikes off the line in a timely manner. On the track you don;t stand a chance. Even bike vs bike your squid ass is going to get it's shit pushed in by a good rider on a 250 or a 500.
>On the track
Oh moving the goal posts already? cause before you said "on the fun roads on his way to the country club"
You're a cringe little dork. I can tell you're a broke bitch too.
Oh excuse me for thinking you would take your bike to the track. I forgot all you homosexuals do is ride downtown and rev-bomb at the lights.
I began riding my friends bikes. I’ve almost entirely lost interest in performance cars now. Haven driven cars from the S2000 to a McLaren 600LT. None of them gave me the experience a bike has. Now I’m looking into purchasing my own bike.
Bikefags make it real easy to not like them
The average person fears what they don’t understand,
Plus zoomers are just pussies in general
Ironically you homosexuals are the pussies. You'll punch somebody's mirror off then speed away instead of fighting like a man.
Stop making people up to get angry at retard
Stop being a larping homosexual. No wonder nobody likes you people.
What does that video prove exactly? You're weird dude
he’s a third worlder with a monkey brain
I know living in reality is hard for you, but if someone is willing to break your mirror willynilly, and risk their lives to get through traffic 5 minutes faster than you, they will absolutely pull over and beat your ass too.
T. Will pull over and beat your ass
You won't do shit pussy.
It proves you're a bunch of pussies.
I'm just chilling bro, why are you so mad
I'm not mad. You asked why others don't like motorcycles and you're doing a good job of showing why.
Huh
Figures the people dumb enough to ride a toy in a sea of 500lb vehicles are a bunch of stupid motherfuckers. Oh well more organs for the rest.
huh
huh huh. Good thing there won't be much brain matter for the EMT to scoop up.
5000lb*
huh
>500lb vehicles
Ah! You're pro momocycle !!!!! yay 1!!!!
>a sea of 500lb vehicles
Bro do you think cars weigh 500 pounds??
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>Watch rage and fight compilations on YouTube
>Oh geez these guys are really angry and violent
Nobody uploads the other literally 700 million riders that don't get in crashes and fights
>You'll punch somebody's mirror off then speed away instead of fighting like a man.
Just trying to get to work, stay the fuck out of the fast lane please.
>500lbs vs 2ton machine
>still spits in your face and gets away with it
It seems you're the pussy in this scenario
This, tbh. My daily is a v8 manual cum arrow, and I used to wheel a JKU. Motor vehicles are just fun.
>va
>zuki
Nice
Most new bikers are prob zoomers bro
vroom vroom !!! nyooooooom patatatat
I like the idea a lot, but I will be killed by a chinese woman driving an oversized SUV if I ride
Have good gear and don't be a dumbass. It's less likely than you'd think
HELL YEAH BROTHERS
deathwish zoomers are all on electric contraptions like onewheels or escooters.
motorcycles are a dead meme in new gen
Guys. It's the escooter boy
Probably because they're jealous? They spend tens of thousands of dollars to sit inside of the fancy box, or as we are sitting on a rocket between our legs looking cool as shit at the same time for everyone to see. And that bothers them a little bit because they feel they're missing out on attention.
T. Repsol Fireblade fag
Its quite liberating when you realize you can get supercar killing performance for 20k
I do like bikes
>kick starter and shifter on the same side
/dbt/ runs LULZ retard
four wheels good, two wheels bad
I rather sit in a comfy seat in silence and with the AC on
I fell for the "bikers have a 6 gorrilion% fatality rate on the roads" for the longest time but think im actually just gonna bite the bullet and become a bikechad because bikes are just fucking awesome. It's not actually that dangerous if you're not retarded, right?
Yes and no.
Being a good rider will help alleviate the risk but at the end of the day, you're still at the mercy of other traffic participants, it's a ton or so of metal, well balanced on four points and with included security measures against a hundred or two pounds of metal, poorly balanced on two points and no secure way to crash. Getting hit on a bike is catastrophic if not fatal.
A poor rider though will be his own danger, not being able to control the bike properly (sudden brake usage, sudden acceleration, bad clutch control, not practicing evasive maneuvers), not understanding the physics at play (counter-steering, weather conditions, braking distance), and being unable to think a few steps ahead of the other drivers will results in a quick and stupid death.
I'm telling you this as a rider myself, the risk is very real but half of the point is having the balls to ride knowing that the risk is real.
>It's not actually that dangerous if you're not retarded, right?
I'd go so far as to say you can be occasionally retarded, and still be fine. You just gotta be smart when you do stupid shit, don't pin the throttle on a city street, don't redline if theres even a chance there are other cars nearby.
Plenty of times I've done 100+ speeds but its always in an area/time of day where the chance of something getting in your way and causing you to wreck is limited.
I do actually, not even interested in cars.
I just don't post much because I keep forgetting to take photos when out to post in /dbt/.
Fellow Gen 1 KLR bro!
because they never had a father figure to teach them
i had a 1985 honda nighthawk 4cyl that did a 1/4 in 12 seconds stock. I bought and sold it for like $650.
LULZ are a bunch of do nothing homosexuals that only consume dipshit automotive media. Let me tell you something kids, auto journalists are a bunch of fart huffing homosexuals.
you can buy american v8 cars for under 5k ALL DAY LONG, you can buy fast motorcycles for $1000 ALL DAY LONG. You homosexuals would rather cry about total cuck boxes and other nip bullshit.
Because motorcyles has the performance of a supercar at the fraction of the price. You just have to be willing to live with the skyrocketed chances of dying/being permanently maimed for life.
Most of LULZ would love to have that kind of price/performance, but they're too risk adverse to live with the danger.
So seeing someone having the time of their life on a bike makes them jealous.
>You just have to be willing to live with the skyrocketed chances of dying/being permanently maimed for life.
Those statistics are greatly exaggerated, and total fatalities doesn't even begin to give an accurate picture. Nearly half of all fatal accidents for bikers involve riding under the influence, and the same goes for riders who are speeding excessively. Wearing a helmet cuts your odds of dying in an accident by around 30 percent, as well. There's a ton of factors at play here like average age of riders, the type of bike they get, how long they've been riding, etc.
I did the math once and it basically came down to: if you don't drink/get high before you ride, don't do double the speed limit all the time, wear gear, take appropriate training, ride gently for your first six months, and a few other basic common sense steps, your fatality risk is only 3-4x that of a car. Still more of a risk, but nowhere near the "You'd have to be retarded to ever touch one" zone most people claim it to be.
Impractical, expensive, ridden by regretful retards.
>expensive
Sorry you don't have disposable income for toys n hobbies
we are not gay
I've had several bikes but they're unfortunately ridden by cunts and scruffy people with no money to afford a powerful car. A late 90s 1000cc bike will outrun most cars on the road and cost maybe $2000.
Bikes are just cheap horsepower for broke ass losers who can't afford a 911 Turbo. My last bike was a $17,000 RR HP4 but most bikes on the road are like $3,000