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why does the darkside turn everyone ugly in Star Wars, but in Christian mythology demons like satan are drop dead gorgeous motherfuckers?

why does the darkside turn everyone ugly in Star Wars, but in Christian mythology demons like satan are drop dead gorgeous motherfuckers?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is a corrupting evil energy.
    this is why in real life garden gnomes and blacks are ugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >like 1/8th gnomish

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More like 50/50

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t like garden gnomes but think she’s hot, there’s no way she could possibly be one as my brain receptors would pick up on her garden gnomeness and no attraction would of ever even been formed!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What does she look like now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ravishing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More like ravaged.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She aged pretty well

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Evil comes in many forms. Some to ensure it's continued reproduction.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >comparing a fantasy world magic fantasy world to real life
      God damn this place is autistic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hi reddo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >comparing a fantasy world magic fantasy world to real life
        Is it more autistic than this attempt at English?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Art imitates life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who cause two world wars and putting plastic in the air again?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The garden gnomes, what's your point?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait for Christianity to die off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better not, because it is certain that christianity will continue after your "death".

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it Star Wars it's supposed to show the Dark Side is a destructive power that will corrupt and destroy the user. Satan is a tempter and appears like a perfect being offering you anything you want in exchange for your soul, Satan's appearance is meant to evoke envy among other deadly sins.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, another literal retard. Have you even read the fucking Bible you absolute leddit tear homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sins are just an invention by the ruling class to keep people docile and ambitionless? Wait you have envy and want to achieve the same? Nope. That's a sin. Care about looks? Want to improve yourself? Nope. Sin.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You realize Star Wars isn't influenced by Christianity, like, at all, right? It's basically Taoism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      B8

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Star Wars isn't influenced by Christianity, like, at all, right?
      >Anakin is a virgin birth who is destined to destroy evil.
      Um, okay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >inb4 virgin birth is older than Christianity
        He's probably a retard.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, just fucking tired and now mildly embarrassed. That aside, the Star Wars universe, or at least that galaxy, is basically Taoist.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was a mish-mash of different mythologies, not any one thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Anakin is a virgin birth who is destined to destroy evil.
        prequels
        cringe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is a virgin birth who is destined to destroy evil.
        No, he was born to bring balance to the force, so he was always destined to be evil since there only a couple of sith and a ton of jedi, balance meant killing a lot of jedi.

        Can't believe you guys still get filtered by baby's first space opera.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But demons are ugly.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Satan is the Father of Lies he only appears handsome you fucking retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      appearing attractive is being attractive, moran

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No retard he only appears to be handome to retarded mortals like (You)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          like a woman who puts on some make up, they're bangable, that's all that matters is you look attractive, idiot, that's attractiveness

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the fuck in the Bible does it say that demons are beautiful lol I swear to God I don’t know who is more retarded, you because you are actually retarded, or me for responding to this post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pick up a bible, and actually read it
      before i throttle you with that hefty tome, you sinner fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah nice source there you absolute homosexual
        >picrel
        >you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Where the fuck in the Bible does it say that demons are beautiful
      There are a lot of statements out there which say that angels are gross looking. That's why they say, "Be Not Afraid."

      >inb4 virgin birth is older than Christianity
      He's probably a retard.

      It is, but George clearly expected a Western audience to draw the Christianity connection.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Angels as biblically described are bizarre looking and would absolutely be terrifying in real life. Just type in biblically accurate angels. But that doesn’t answer my question about demons. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that demons are beautiful. If you are implying that because angels are hideous so therefore demons must be beautiful then that is the dumbest fucking take I have heard in a long time. Obviously you have never read and actually studied the Bible. To study the Bible you have to study history. To you understand the Bible you have to understand the time of the Old Testament and the New Testament. It is obvious your Bible knowledge comes from little bits of things you pick up here and there on the Internet and in movies/tv. You have spit on your heritage like a good little goy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Angels as biblically described are bizarre looking and would absolutely be terrifying in real life.
          not all pf them retard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I said inb4 but I don't think George had much in mind because he's a shit writer.

        No, just fucking tired and now mildly embarrassed. That aside, the Star Wars universe, or at least that galaxy, is basically Taoist.

        Superficially and in the sense of "baby's first." There's not much depth to anything in Star Wars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a John Milton thing from Paradise Lost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pick up a bible, and actually read it
      before i throttle you with that hefty tome, you sinner fuck

      Yeah nice source there you absolute homosexual
      >picrel
      >you

      2 Corinthians
      11 Wherefore? because I love you not? God knoweth.
      12 But what I do, that I will do, that I may cut off occasion from them which desire occasion; that wherein they glory, they may be found even as we.
      13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
      14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
      15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.
      16 I say again, Let no man think me a fool; if otherwise, yet as a fool receive me, that I may boast myself a little.
      17 That which I speak, I speak it not after the Lord, but as it were foolishly, in this confidence of boasting.
      If you guys aren't saved go watch Pastor Anderson's the Bible Way to Heaven on youtube:

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The more verses you spam the more truer it is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, don't want to listen to some heathen spouting falsehoods

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First of all it does it mean what you think it means about Satan. Correctly interpreting that we’ll take a Strongs concordance and a lot of effort. But none of that matters because you are answering a question that I did not ask. I specifically asked where in the Bible it says that demons are beautiful. Demons. Not Satan. Demons. You are a fucking moron and should be embarrassed.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Christian mythology demons like satan are drop dead gorgeous motherfuckers
    A snake/dragon is gorgeous to you...?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a garden gnomeel encrested bipedal is gorgeous

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the Red Dragon himself, what a hunk...(?)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you define beauty by things you want to fuck because there is no beauty within you. ape.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is he pissing on that angel?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s like drugs

    Quick and easy but takes a toll on your body and mind

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Star Wars is straightforward good and bad myth for kids to learn right and wrong. You show kids that doing evil makes you ugly it gives them an easy visible indicator of a conceptual thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A Felicia Day sex doll. Hope she doesn't sue.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars has gorgeous demons too.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Says this when Dooku is a thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He never went full darkside. When you've succumbed to it to the point Palpatine had, then you'll start seeing real change.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Palps only looked like that because mace dindu made him zap his own face.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Says this when Dooku is a thing

        dooku shouldnt have been a sith and know palpatine, he shouldve been a rogue jedi helping the cis to divide the galaxy and fight a sith controlled senate, with a green lightsaber and deleting yhat last scene of him with sidious you couldve done it without changing much

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He never went full darkside
        Then what's this, then?

        I'd say it's pretty safe to say Dooku went all-in on the dark side. I mean, even Vader wasn't throwing around force lightning.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why does the dark side turn everyone ugly

    it doesnt?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did the Dark Side give her cancer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bald ayy lmao
      >not ugly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        youu are possibly a fag anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and you're a confirmed fag.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks who's talking.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sexy voice can make you forgive a lot.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why does the darkside turn everyone ugly in Star Wars
    It doesn’t. It only does that in non-canon vidya like KOTOR. Vader was ugly because he got burned up by lava. Palpatine was ugly because his force lightning got reflected back onto his face by Windu. Watch the movies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The EU is better than the movies, and Kotor 2 is the pinnacle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy based.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The EU is better than the movies, and Kotor 2 is the pinnacle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think Episode 3 was the perfect stopping point and everything after is made by evil brothermasons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's bullshit retcon that Lucas came up with at the last second. Luke, Anakin and Mace Windu all got hit with lightning and didn't turn into ghouls.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something to do with hate and anger. You see emotions often express themselves in physical ways, some say facial expressions are part of this but we have no evidence for that at this time.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    dark side is cooler, don't care how ugly it makes you

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Angels are pretty
    Lucifer was pretty in non canonical works. Not much description is actually given to how Demons look but considering they are fallen angels they are probably not conventionally beautiful.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its not the Darkside its the dark side magic that turns sith ugly

    Palpatine was fucked up by his own force lightning/dark energy being redirected at him by windu

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MY MOVIE MY RULES n-word

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >makes a kino trilogy praised for generations
      >shits on it with prequels
      >whores it out to an evil child manipulating entity
      >retires a millionaire
      >all while making a bunch NPCs and manchildren cry.

      Based Lucas. Man is my hero.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mythology
    Your virginity is showing

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