why does it make (You) seethe?

why does it make (You) seethe?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's single threaded.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because our infra is running an ancient version of it and all the literal garbage it runs is a pain to migrate

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    requires backend server just to put text on the page

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the absolute state

        What did he mean by this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the absolute state

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did he mean by this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cant be run on tranny neocities blog

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that it had dependency on Apache because it haven't had builtin http server which is no longer the case with newer versions of php

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean that's true but why is that a problem? Every host that gives you php also gives you apache or nginx. You also need a web server for other langauges, it's just that some frameworks have one built in.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i actually like it, building small webshit projects is fun and comfy
    not sure how good it'd be on large OOP legacy codebases, never worked with it in a professional environment

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PHP will never be as good as Perl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah because it's always been and always will be better.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was garbage from the start and always will be.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no async/green threads in the year of our lord 2023
    really subpar type system
    surprinsigly bad tooling given how widespread it is

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use it

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's disgusting

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just take the Hackpill.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it doesnt
    t. larachad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      larajeet crudshitter*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      larajeet crudshitter*

      unbased

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having to prefix all variables with $ is retarded

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Single worst thing to happen to webdev.
    At least they fixed most of the major retarded shit on the list of reasons for PHP sucking so much dick, but their core devs are still retarded as fuck.
    >hurr wats ===
    God that conversation was retarded. Dumbest shit I've seen from any supposedly serious developer. Dumber than "goto is bad" retards.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's simply the best

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