Why does?

Why does LULZ hate useful, employable technologies?

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hating things that others hate allows you to feel like you're part of a "team"

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Questioning things is how we probe something new to see whether or not it is worth investing precious time into.

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's a webshit language. That's reason enough.

    But at least it doesn't pretend to be anything else unlike other webshit languages like Rust.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Rust
      >webshit
      kek, dumbfuck

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me a major real-world Rust project that's not web related.
        Go.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          not him but what counts as non web shit?
          servo engine that parses stuff = web shit? and firefox
          is https://github.com/rustdesk/rustdesk webshit?

          certainly this isn't
          https://veloren.net/

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Servo is arguably the closest to non webshit. And Mozilla completely abandoned it.

            Rustdesk is definitely webshit, the whole UI is HTML based.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              no, that game is non-arguably not "web shit"

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't even look at your random game.
                Major real-world shit, not some autistic Minecraft clone no one plays.

                https://github.com/alacritty/alacritty

                A fucking terminal emulator no one uses, seriously?
                I wouldn't even consider urxvt a major project but at least some people are using that one.

                I can name bigger projects written in fucking Haskell.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yes because Haskell is a fairly popular choice for webshit

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah webshits loves meme languages.

                "maybe if I deliver my boat load of javascript with this new language, the javascript won't make me want to kill myself as much"

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >webshits can understand haskell but you can't
                why would you even admit this
                embarrassing

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, it's just to 2deep4me like Donnie Darko and the layers of JavaScript used to render a paragraph of text.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                The replacement for front-end JS is elm though

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You mean Blazor + WASM

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's fugglr with Cone and Pappy.
                Get with the times, grandpa.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You mean Blazor + WASM

                Wrong AND Wrong. The replacement for front-end JS doesn't exist. Unless you want to call TS a replacement.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                blazor is da futur

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                It's neither da futoor nor was it da past. It's dat shit dat no wann is gunna uze cuz its shieeeet

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                they said that about .net bc when it came out node was faster but then .net got faster

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                How about just using less JS?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                it isn't similar play to minecraft at all
                also has tons of devs

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, more devs than actual users. It's Rust after all. A solution looking for a problem.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              servo is part of the linux foundation now and they are putting servo code into firefox itself, slowly

              I would use Go if it wasn't reliant on Google forever. I don't know that much about it, but I heard the compiler auto updates, sends telemetry, etc.
              Anybody else worried about buying into the google ecosystem this hard to use Go as a source for everything? You know if Google gets bored of it tomorrow they'll just shut it down.

              it isn't reliant on google

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          https://github.com/alacritty/alacritty

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Go isn’t even a good webshit language lol
      Haskell, known for its poor ecosystem, has better XMl processing libraries and better support for concurrency than Go does

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention that Go has no equivalent to Aeson or Servant

        Tell me a major real-world Rust project that's not web related.
        Go.

        Linux

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Optional Rust driver support that no one even wrote yet, hardly makes Linux a Rust project.
          Try again.

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    because most here are larping degens that never wrote anything more than 200-300 loc fizzbuzz tier shit. Go is awesome, have C/Unix spirit in it that's why I like it

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >UNIX le good
      Kill yourself retard.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Go back tourist

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >usable tls
    I'm sold

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind the language itself but some syntax choices make me mad

  7. 6 days ago
    sage

    It's a language designed for midwits, as said by one of the authors

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Programming languages are tools, not vanity products to make insecure autists feel better about themselves.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >caring about money over self satisfaction
        Pleb

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Writing fizzbuzz in [insert language of the month] doesn't really do it for many more.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why does a tool need to be primitive to be useful?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Primitive and simple are different things.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's an idiot language, and it's not even as employable as other languages.

      >if a language isn't unnecessarily complicated then it's shit
      I bet you're the types of people who think all cars should be manual. what's with people hating on things that make their lives easier?

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's an idiot language, and it's not even as employable as other languages.

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >see 50 threads about go and/or LULZ being unemployed
    >feel overwhelming urge to make yet another thread
    Such is the life of the average gotard, sad.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >see 50 threads about go and/or LULZ being unemployed
      Show one other thread on the board right now about go

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Java has Loom now. Go has been rendered useless.

    Thank you for your efforts though.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hi there JIDF shill

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    There's what useful for the general public and what's useful for corporations, corporations don't mind shipping Android inside Windows inside Linix inside Chomium just as a text editor if it cuts the costs a little.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I choose to dislike it's creator.

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Pic unrelated

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    When the only thing keeping you here is yourself, the memes that make it harder to choose to leave are going to succeed.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    These dumbfucks dropped POWER4 support.

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    GO IS THE BEST LANGUAGE

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think Go is pretty cool. it works well for manipulating and routing large amounts of realtime data at scale

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would use Go if it wasn't reliant on Google forever. I don't know that much about it, but I heard the compiler auto updates, sends telemetry, etc.
    Anybody else worried about buying into the google ecosystem this hard to use Go as a source for everything? You know if Google gets bored of it tomorrow they'll just shut it down.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I haven't heard much about it
      >compiler sends telemetry and auto updates
      lmao wat, neither are true. Nobody even claims that either, take your meds

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I have a job interview tomorrow for a position asking for a few years experience with go. I currently have 2 days experience with go. What are some things I should say or watch out for to make it sound like I didn't just lie on my resume?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      complain about gopath

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    because LULZ is full of retarded certfag it jannies

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Go because introducing new languages is hard, the wider software ecosystem can only adopt so many new things in a given time frame and it takes a lot of effort to overcome inertia. Google managed to put in that effort but instead of getting something competently designed we got Go. Go feels like an early 1980s take on a "better C" because that's basically what it is: it was designed as a "better C" by people who haven't used anything invented after the 70s. It was designed by people who have lived under a rock for 40 years and made bizarre mistakes in their quest to reinvent a wheel everyone else has been using for 30 years, like combining dynamic arrays and spans into one type.

    What's more is most problems with Go would have been easily fixed before 1.0.0 and it'd have been a truly great language. Go is even a step back from C/C++ for concurrency because I can add thread safety annotations for clang to consume to prevent many concurrency bugs (also @GuardedBy in Java). Note that those clang improvements were driven by Google themselves, yet Go doesn't have anything except a forked version of tsan.

    Use Go if it puts money on the table, but don't confuse a language being """employable""" for being good. All the positive arguments for Go apply to PHP; I won't think you're an idiot for getting paid to do PHP but I will think you're an idiot if you start trying to convince me PHP is well designed or a good language, and both PHP and Go have embarrassingly bad standard libraries. Javascript is also very "employable" and look at it.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      that's their problem. just like they can't figure out how to actually use the fucking hardware they're given.
      All programs should use 1/50th the memory they do, and they should use at least 10x the CPUs they use.
      Browsers are insanely fucking pathetic, they know they're pathetic too which is why they split processes per tabs because that's all the tiny brained software fags can figure out.

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    > Typed language that can't even prevent nil reference errors
    > Every other language now: thing?.foo?.baz. Go: if if if
    > if err != nil {
    > want to await a network call and handle the errors? go fuck yourself there aren't tasks/promises you get channels or some random library nobody uses.

    It's kind of like PHP, easy to get started and understand but then you realise it's quite messy.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      My top three hangups about go:

      * No named/optional params (defining a new functions for function chaining is verbose)
      * No default struct values that aren't just 0
      * No thing?.foo?.baz

      Otherwise, I am a fan of go as a platform.

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