Why do zoomers take so long to start driving when the light turns green? Is it autism? Posted on May 22, 2023 by Anonymous Why do zoomers take so long to start driving when the light turns green? Is it autism?
They're on their phones. It's not just zoomers, either.
This. It's mainly aging karens in suvs
These are the worst and most psychotic drivers of them all. A middle age roastie hit my truck with her subaru crossover and screamed like someone that just escaped a nuthouse the entire time. This cunt must take half of Pfizer's product catalog to tolerate life in suburbia. These creatures vote and drive, all Americans should be concerned.
A while back one of those jumped out in front of me and damn near bought it.
I was less than a foot from her driver side door by the time I finally got stopped.
It was one of the most surreal things I'd ever seen.
She pulled up to the stop sign, looked up at me coming down the road, and just floored it right out there.
I mean, we made eye contact, I was that close, there's no way she didn't see my car at all.
Just what the fuck. A split second later and she'd be dead.
I actually remember been like that before smartphones
pre-smartphones in brazil is what, 2015?
It got much worse with smartphones, and decidedly much worse than that once a generation was born that never knew the world before smartphones.
Had that happen recently too except it was some zoomer guy downtown. Dude just started walking across as I'm going down the road. And my engine is definitely loud enough to be heard, but what else did he have distracting his senses? Ear pods.
You try driving stick in rush hour traffic or bad traffic at all. It gets old really fast. Manual has it's uses, but it's definitely not suited for daily driving in retardland and clown world.
>You try driving stick in rush hour traffic or bad traffic at all. It gets old really fast. Manual has it's uses, but it's definitely not suited for daily driving in retardland and clown world
it would keep autistic adhd zoomer retards busy and focused on driving instead of their phones, manual transmissions should be mandatoryz automatics should be banned if you cannot drive manual then you should not drive as you dont have a high enough IQ
I'm sure you think that it'd solve the issue, but no, they'd just stall out because they're looking at their phones and cause even more of a problem. Or they'd cause horrible wrecks not just involving them as they shift from 3rd gear to 2nd at high speed while trying to text someone. Apparently manual is not an accurate enough IQ test because if you had a high enough IQ you'd have been able to realize what I just told you.
Yup you can see it when you pull up next to them. People aren't even sly about it anymore.
Fags with impulsive phone-looking syndrome should have to pay more for car insurance.
also zoomers are so fucking retarded they're a danger even as pedestrians
t. nearly ran over a roastie zoomette on her phone while she was crossing a busy street 500 meters away from a zebra crossing without even lifting her head out of her fucking phone
lucky her I have a shit job and don't want my insurance rate to hike otherwise I'd have gladly run the bitch over and gotten away with it too
my state has pedestrian laws where you have to stop for them if they are in a crosswalk specifically otherwise if you hit them you are at fault, even if they start crossing in heavy traffic
its the same here, only problem is she was not in fact at a crossing, the crossing was half a kilometer (that's what 0.3 miles?) away from her position when she decided that she had enough of walking on the sidewalk and decided to take a stroll on the street instead
They also just sit in parking lots staring at their phones. Zoomies always pull over in front of my house to stare at their phone, or idle at the stop sign near me. When I go to 7-11 there will be 3-5 cars just idling in the parking lot. All zoomies, faces lit up by the screen looking like retards. Phones were such a goddamn mistake lmao.
They need to find the next subway surfers video to play and keep their attention.
just get a fucking manual transmission car
nothing is more fun
it's the only thing i miss about driving
driving a manual
shit is so fucking fun
Spike proteins from the vaxx causing 'brain fog'
be careful out there. the spinners are the worst.
Why do YOU press the accelerator when the lights aren't green yet. That's fuckin' illegal.
lowered iq correlates with slow reaction times
This is why I have Stebel Nautilus horn so that I can scare boomers and zoomers
I would say it is making sure the intersection is safe from red light runners but not really.
The worst are the people creeping forward constantly at the light way before it goes red to the point they are 2 car lengths in the intersection. Bonus when there is a protected arrowed turn lane and they are still doing it while in the straight line (before the arrow even has a green).
>creeping forward constantly at the light way before it goes red
Woops meant green, those people are always the slowest to actually go and I have no idea why, like they are trying to launch as soon as it turns green but somehow can't process the actual change.
They would finally be launching at a drag strip when the other car already crossed the 1/4 mile
I bet an accurate personality test using only driving habits could be devised.
>the people creeping forward constantly at the light way before it goes red to the point they are 2 car lengths in the intersection.
that's because of retard automatic transmission retrdedly being unable to be taken out of gear so the car is always idle creepi forward and retards not knowing that so they don't know that's why they have to rail on the brakes at a full stop otherwise the automatic shitbox will creep forward
meanwhile me in mnaual: push in thckutch, no idle creep, no having to hammer hold the brakes to keep the retarded thing from lurching forward, simple as
I just rest my foot on the brake till its time to move. Its incredibly easy to drive automatic
automatic transmission is for women and homosexuals
>push in the clutch
nigga are you idling in gear? don't do that.
retard-kun, when you push in the clutch that takes it OUT of any gearing with the transmission, it's how you change from one gear to another, i know you've never driven a manual before because you're a zoomer, but yeah
I think anon's argument is that it's a bad idea because if for whatever reason you lose control of the clutch or it fails or whatever, it'll lurch forward if it's in gear.
you absolute smoothbrain retard. you're supposed to idle in neutral. I bet you also hold onto the stick like it's a big ol penis too.
what gear do you think the engine is connected to when you pick up the clutch you fucking nagger?
Pork chop sandwiches!
My favorite is the Canadian one. Leaf bros, why are you so hilarious?
dunno but if someone behind me honks i make sure we miss that light just to make him wait a bit longer
that'll get you shot in america
or the person will intentionally swerve around you and make sure to take out a mirror and scratch up the entire side of both your cars
if in america id have a gun next to me
and if he scratches he just pays for new color
>and if he scratches he just pays for new color
Are you going to go watch the Spartans fight greek bro?
American society is as far gone from the 80s-50s now as you are to those Spartans.
The plates are going to be stolen, ghost (just printed temp plates or a mass "dealer" that exists only on paper). No insurance, stolen.
Even if none of that, they will just drive off and the cops won't do shit even if you have a dashcam video. If they did they would be labeled a racist and everyone would be kneeling / they would go to jail.
This country is fucked.
Depends on the area and if they like you
>that’ll get you shot in America
Not if you blind them with a laser, kidnap them, take them to your house, and force yourself upon them.
About 18 years ago some punks wouldn't go at a red light that had the first camera in our city, and then when it hit yellow they went, hoping that I would follow them and get a ticket.
I unironically have kept a small, heavy, metal ball so I can throw it and break the rear window of anyone who tries that shit again
Here they honk before it even turns green.
80% of the drivers here got the licence through bribing and the other 20% doesn't have a licence. Not even exaggerating, the price for the driving lessons includes the bribe because if you don't pay they will fail you unless you are a F1 driver. Greek people drive like shit and are extremely aggressive, especially taxi drivers.
I once hired a car and drove somewhere on Crete, fucking hell such traffic chaos there lol
>goes below 20 the whole fucking time
>zoomie passed me
>0.3 seconds longer than normal at the light, why are zoomies so slow?
they dont know that you can look at the cross traffic's lights to see when yours will be turning green
but i always give it a second when i can see the traffic because people always run yellows and even reds here
>I’ve been driving for 80 years. Why don’t kids have the same experience as me?
'Green = go' is not a difficult concept that takes years of experience to master
This applies to anyone who is distracted by something else when the light turn greens. Are you actually attempting to attribute this to just Zoomers? People of all ages do this, because they're on their fucking phone, or they are distracted in some way. Also some old people may just always drive like a slow asshole, this is so much more than "Omg I hate Zoomers", what a terrible post.... holy shit
passive-aggressive behavior, or too many SSRI's etc.
I wish it was just zoomers, old and young people are taking forever at lights. That being said, fuck those fags that honk 2 microseconds after the light changes. I wait a good 3 seconds before going if some queer does that.
>wait 3 seconds
Depends on the light.
I have to make a left turn that only can go on a green arrow, and you only have a green arrow for about 5 seconds. If the first car waits 3 seconds to go then only 2 cars will make it through the green arrow. It's a busy intersection and you're waiting another 2.5 minutes for the next green arrow. People need to be paying attention because I WILL honk after 1 second.
>I’m super slow in the captcha but man them zoomies checking the street to not die.
I get how God feels sometimes dealing with his humans
>I get how God feels sometimes dealing with his humans
This! I have no patience with people.
>Never relax around blacks until 50 year old boomer post on LULZ
My gf is like that and it drives me nuts.
>hates women yet is around women
>he fell for the vagina israelite
serves him right
3 zoomies died because a nagger ran the street but anon the poor poor 50 year old man child on /misc/ who goes in circles
>3 zoomies died
don't see a problem there, aside from not enough zoomers dying at once
They're stoned and zoned out staring at their retard rectangle.
You do know that some people just zoom through yellows hoping to not catch a red, right? Or some people just go through reds anyway? Doesnt hurt to make sure someone isnt gonna kill you by looking both ways.
Except we can see them looking at their phones. It takes me a half second to check both sides before going through, which I always do because of retards trying to make the light and other retards habitually looking at their god damn phones like a child with ADHD.
I wait a second or so to look in case niggas be runnin read lights nahmeen?
Griffith did nothing wrong.
Their automatic slushboxes take the time to find a gear, not like the manual CHADS
Yeah having some retard stall out in front of you in a hill is great.
Only shitters stall.
Because millennials are running red lights like it's their job.
BUT BUT WHAT WILL I EVER DO WITHOUT LULZS BOARD CULTURE? I’m shaking. Remember the bank happening?
My first car was a stick shift and I stalled a lot when trying to accelerate from a stop, My apologies to all the boomers who sat behind me at the traffic light.
>light turns green
>car in front of mine doesn't start moving within .25 seconds
>honk like a madman, curse and shake fists
Nothing personal, beaner retard drivers.
People the drive below the speed limit and ride their brakes with an entire empty lane in front of them especially when i try to get around them and suddenly they speed up
Ram into them next time. That'll show 'em.
If obama didnt destroy the 500$ buick lesabre market I'd pit maneuver every single one of them cocksuckers
Cars should be made with tazers in the drivers seat that automatically blast you if you stay stopped at a green light or travel below the speed limit.
They’re staring at their phones
Because Zoomers are all lazy, worthless, whiny, broccoli haired, gender-confused, low testosterone, socially retarded, SSRI addicted, terminally online, TiktTok brain, mullatto homosexualS, just like their worthless Gen X slacker parents.
Fuck these idiots. They are all stem and no cortex
This is how all the chinkoids drove in china.
>ME ME ME GOTTA GO FIRST GOTTA GET THROUGH HAVING TO WAIT ANOTHER LIGHT CYCLE WOULD LITERALLY KILL ME I CANNOT WAIT I NEED TO GO NOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!
They are running a red light and are wrong. Fuck them.
No I see that, that's what I mean. They all want to squeeze through the light 5 cars back. Just like what I saw in china. People would stop on the fucking high ways and drive backwards down on ramps if they missed a turn. We're reaching that level of mass stupidity in the west which is pretty funny considering we're being subjected to a maoist cultural revolution.
Oh ok. That why I do what I do. Hopefully it’ll inspire more people. As long as there are cars in the intersection retards will go through it.
Yeah in china if one person dares to go through a gap, either in a vehicle or on foot, or whatever it is, if they see someone else do it first they'll all dog pile and try to do it too at the same time. Hivemind shit. Disgusting to see that shit in the United States.
>MUH CHINA BAD
>MUH MUTTLAND BAD
>Both are the same hypocrisy
Who cares about countries anymore.
>Who cares about countries anymore.
I do. Nihilists get the rope.
Well I’m sorry you feel that way anon, but hey we can’t be all the same.
I simply do not like seeing my nation go the same direction as a communist dictatorship. All the way down to individual driving habits.
Surprised you didn’t say kike, anon. I Guess we’re doing the good lo’ switch aroo XD
Chink kike. An increasingly common phenomenon these days
Not even spic? I mean, more than half of these mutt flags are self hating Mexicans, surprised that didn’t came into your mind.
>Who cares about countries anymore
How about you go live in Somalia then. Who cares, we’re one race the human race right?
No different than America, Canada, Mexico and LATAM, china, sigh.
I see we have an offended zoomtard in the thread lol.
Probably got honked at by a boomer for being a shit driver and he's not traumatized, needs mommy to drive him to his fag pride parades.
too busy fapping to tiktok whores on their phone
im 24 and cant drive
That's safer, driving is getting more and more dangerous with so many phone-looking zoomers and millennial women on the road, the vaccine brain damage hasn't helped either.
if you can't drive you're at the mercy of public transport (naggers) but if you have a car naggers will break/rob it.
i can drive masterfully, better than literally anyone else ever, period
but i would not drive at al! ever right now no way no how
too many deranged vaxxies on the road
you never know when some fucking vaxxie homosexual is gonna stroke out behindnthe wheep and plow into you and you have nowhere to go because you're in a rolling coffin
no thank you, ill trust my feet and my legs, i've trained them all my life for a reason
Just accept it. I respect non drivers, but not bad drivers
I passed my test at 28.
I take my sweet time, there is a reason my family calls me grandpa.
>when I’m behind someone at a red light and I see their face buried in their phone and I give a little honk so they panic and drive halfway into the box without looking
You are doing a service for your fellow countrymen. The trauma of fucking up so bad in that situation should scar them and make them always remember it so they never repeat it.
Here in the Southeast US, it's almost always orcs, swerving in and out of lanes while looking at their phones. Especially the females. My wife and I give any car with an AKA plate (African American sorority) a wide berth as they're inevitably a rolling death trap.
I honk almost every day now. People in general just don't fucking care or are too stupid to know better. I see people driving 15-20mph in busy parking lots. It's unsane.
Nowadays there are drug addled morons always trying to beat the yellow light and fly through intersections at the last second. It's normal to pause briefly and then proceed on a green light. Too many fucking meth heads out there.
In big cities we have couple of light timers, that are measuring time to the next light change, so you can prepare yourself for green light.
This shit is useful as fuck, but my government or EU commies (i don't remember exactly), decided that those timers are somehow bad and they decided to stop implementing
I used to be a pretty impatient driver, but as I've gotten older, I've become more safety oriented and chilled out when it comes to driving.
I've known too many good people that died on the road, and I've had some close calls myself.
I don't mind losing a couple seconds on my travel time if it means other drivers are being safe.
Those good people probably weren’t even good, so rest assured your worries for them weren’t that bad
If you're not launching at every traffic light you shouldn't drive.
I've encountered a new phenomenon that I've noticed about a dozen times in the last month - people ahead of me who stop about 15-20 feet behind the crosswalk at a red light. There's no one in front of them, they're not trying to lane change, nothing....Side effect of the clot shot? Whats the deal?
I'm all for safe driving but that seems a bit excessive.
I'm a late boomer and I wait until i'm sure cross traffic is stopping. too many close calls from people who did not see the light.
reaction time and attention span are on the same line but in different directions.
some people are slow in seeing things, and if theyre slow in seeing, they're gonna be slow in a lot of other things too. they can't parse things they havent seen or heard or understood yet, so if it takes them 3 seconds to comprehend what's through their windshield- then that's what it'll take. I try to avoid these people.