29 thoughts on “Why do zoomers have disgusting hair?

    • Anonymous says:

      You shouldn’t want to be this big in the first place unless you’re trying to attract gay bottoms. They’re the only ones attracted to these giant roid monsters.

      • Anonymous says:

        Can’t confirm exactly. I eat shitton of protein, bulk like crazy 3000 calories daily for a year now and take creatine.
        Yesterday at the gym a juiced up dude trained next to me and theres only a little difference.
        Eat ALOT and drink alot of water, take creatine, train regulary, every next session you need to put on 5 – 10 kilos on your last weight you lifted. Don’t lift babysets. Go to failure in every set you do.

        • Anonymous says:

          >every next session you need to put on 5 – 10 kilos on your last weight you lifted
          Just completely outed yourself as a DYEL who has never stepped foot in a gym. That’s not how progressive overload works lol. Most lifters would be well of if they managed to add a single rep or 2kgs every lift, and even then stalling still regularly occurs. If you can add hecking 10kgs every time you bench, you’re either in your first three weeks lifting, or you’re juiced.

          • Anonymous says:

            Or on creatine. 10 kilos depends on the machine, 5 kilos is definitively realistic. How many rest days do you take, 1 or none? What’s your race? Yeah 2 kg are realistic when you train without enough restdays and got bad genes. Lmao.

  1. Anonymous says:

    he has messy unkempt, dumb looking hair but it’s not really disgusting or greasy looking. and he’s taken his hat off off and showed his hairline. it’s receded a little. like a nw2 maybe. it’s not horrible or thinning on top. he just hates cutting his hair and likes wearing a hat. plus he clips the mic on his hat because he can’t clip it on his shirt while he’s lifting.

  2. Anonymous says:

    This dudes heart has to be the size of a large grapefruit. He’ll probably die before he reaches 40 unless he ceases steroid use immediately.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Because they are lowkey baldcels. So they hide their receding hairlines with those disgusting crow’s nest hairstyles using whatever little hair they have left at the back. Someone do the needful and post that webm of tiktok zoomers crying over their balding head.

  4. Anonymous says:

    They over wash it, makes it look dry and unhealthy. You should wash your hair once a week, tops. And when you aren’t washing it, don’t get it wet in the shower either, that dries it out too.

  5. Anonymous says:

    They’re all balding earlier than millennials and older generations did at their age so every hair cut has to hide their hairlines.

  6. Anonymous says:

    lots of plastic in their blood from a shitload of fast fashion. partially their fault, partially not. a lot of that shit disrupts their endocrine system.

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