Why do you hate classical music?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    couldnt be me

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally listening to this rn

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm not a white man, bitch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Classical music is way better than kneegrow lingo LARPing as real music. I don't care if DeBussy is a flying homo, I just prefer that music over kneegrow speak any day now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DeBussy was a kneegrow idoler. Wrote rag and other nigar music.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only nagger here is you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well that was a shitty recording

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    old western classical is boring. new neoclassical music mogs it and is probably the best music in the world

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neoclassical is a century old dumbass. I haven't heard it being relevant since the 50s

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah this,Classical is prettymuch a dead medium. Same with Jazz and Prog. I like old Prog and Old Classical though,not as fond of Jazz. Do enjoy both Funk and Soul Music.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was talking about the neoclassical style of composers like Stravinsky and Prokofiev, not classical music in general. Currently we have New Complexity, Post-minimalism and Neoromanticism.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post Minimalism is old as fuck though. Definetely a dead medium.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Only 20 years. Most genres are dead and the ones that aren't haven't seen any development in as long.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok fair enough,I feel like Classical stopped seeing any real innovation after the 1950s though.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well you're wrong. Electronics started to be used in the 60s and in the 70s we had spectralism but as far as anything aurally appreciable, we haven't had anything in half a century. But I don't really see why music needs to keep evolving anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dying to know what you mean by "new neoclassical"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'll answer your question with a question
        the neo-psychedelia of the early 2010s is now antiquated. what would you propose we call it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >neoclassical
        Got any recs?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not classical. Not neoclassical.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're right. It's more evolved.
            Neo-neoclassical.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >shitty background noise for video games
              >evolved
              kek

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can't post better classical music

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >neoclassical
      Got any recs?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut down blackpink

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            go to your local vinyl store and ask for it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fucking retard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love it, it's the best.

      >old
      Do you mean early music (medieval, renaissance, baroque)?
      >new neoclassical music
      kek
      >new
      >neoclassical
      Choose one. It's always some uninformed pseuds spouting the biggest bullshit.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's boring

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's right in the name
    >assical music

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DAMN IT, KENNY
      THIS IS SERIOUS
      [whap]

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where do you even begin with classical
    i tried listening to wagner's ring cycle and was so lost and shut it off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would argue that "romantic" music is the type we all know all too well.

      The little snips we got in old animation to express the scene (and be perfectly legible to viewers at the time) are chosen because they are quite popular. This is the approximate Beethoven era.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Starting with a Wagner opera
      I've been listening to classical for a decade and even I haven't listened to any of his operas all the way through! They are too long and not enough happens.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i started there cause people said wagner is music for the cultured white man
        where do you really start? i like some debussy, satie and ravel pieces, the most known ones.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay then you've already started... just keep going. Next up Messiaen and Faure.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay then you've already started... just keep going. Next up Messiaen and Faure.

          Faure is GOAT.
          If you like Debussy and Ravel, he'll fit right in -- I think Faure taught... some, one of them (?)

          Also Poulenc

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based Fauré enjoyer.
            The nocturnes and barcarolles are so underrated. His harmonic language is so perfect to my ears, it's just the right amount of dissonance, sounds so melancholic and bittersweet. When you think he'll hit you with a sweet, innocent melody, it'll almost always take a slightly sour direction towards the end. And he combined all that with a French kind of restrained classical form. He's one a kind.
            And yes, he taught Ravel.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Start with bach

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bach is exit-level. Starting with Bach is just a waste of time.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bach is accessible, much moreso than late romantic music. Bach is the GOAT

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah he's accessible but you'll just have to go back and listen to it all over again when you learn to read a score or follow the counterpoint.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you even begin with pop?
      Where do you even begin with rock?
      Where do you even begin with electronic?

      "Classical" is even bigger and more vague than all of those, but it's the same answer for everything:
      DEPENDS WHAT YOU LIKE
      DEPENDS WHAT YOU WANT

      So what DO you like, anon? Do you like music with vocals or instrumentals? Do you like it rough or soft? Do you like it fast or slow?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm a white supremacist and Mozart was black.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no gf

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate classical, it's simply put on an undeserved pedestal by insufferable midwits

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >undeserved
      I'll give you that some fans of classical music are insufferable midwits (although this is true for all genres of music), but undeserved? Nah, bro, I'm not having that. The best of classical music is the pinnacle of music. Nothing comes close.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely not. The simple folk traditions have mogged all else before, during, and after the classical heydey, and they will continue to mog until the end of time. This is objective truth.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >traditional music
          Trying too hard. Alright, I'll bite. What makes folk traditions so much better than everything else? And which ones? Are they all equal? Is folk music from some rural shithole in Russia or Appalachia equal to Gamelan or African talking drums, or whatever? How could you possibly measure them? Are you seriously implying traditional music doesn't get put on an undeserved pedestal by insufferable ethnomusicologists and tryhards on rym?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Touhou is the pinnacle of music.
        You've just noticed that some Touhou is classical.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could you not put this disgusting chink MIDI garbage in my ears? Thanks. By the by, not classical music.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop, it will only remind me that a giant portion of really great 2hu classical remixes vanished of the net. Those pewpew e-boicon beeps are more often better composed than they have any right to be.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the halo.soundtracks.

    Also Beethovens Egmont Overture is a nice slice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I like the halo.soundtracks.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate it, but I rarely listen to it because of the lack of beat. Even "dances" are not very danceable. It can't be blamed on the instruments, because folk musicians manage just fine with the same ones.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the apple classical music app any good as an intro

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't. But classical music has a lot of medicore pet composers that for some reason seem highly regarded while being absolutely underwhelming/annoying. Or maybe that's just a side effect from being around so long that it alrdy peaked.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who hates classical listens to music for the immediate pleasure of its sonority rather than its narrative and structure. they treat music like a drug. they do not deserve classical.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Immediate pleasure of its sonority
      Classical is THE genre that excels at that and it isn't a bad thing.....

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is not a single sound in classical that's as immediately appealing as a sawtooth through a swept resonant lowpass filter.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A huge orchestra sounds better than any computer generated fart noise.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A huge orchestra sounds like a muddy mess. It only sounds good when you sample it as "orchestra hit" and use it as a percussive element, like on Owner of a Lonely Heart.

            I'd like to strongly disagree, every instrument in an orchestra which sound was perfected over 100 of years for its purpose is more appealing than that. Not that the sawtooth isn't or can't, but I never saw grown men start pissing out of their eyes because a sawtooth kicked in....

            I remember the first time I heard the acid sound, on Josh Wink - Higher State of Consciousness, and it had far stronger emotional impact than anything classical. Ultra-fast arpeggios like in European chiptunes are something similar. Both are impossible with traditional instruments.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This nigga cried to fart noises hahahahaha

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >classical fan thinks depression is the only emotion

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What does this even mean hahahah this nigga crying to farting noises and just saying random shit lmaooo

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Huge orchestra Sounds like a muddy mess
              Lel, since when? It's literally scientifically designed up to the room it plays in to be as clear as possible.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's too much reverb and too many instruments playing at once. It all blends together. You need multitracking and EQ so the instruments don't overlap too much. This objectively sounds better.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is what happens when autists get into music.

                >nobody:
                >poltard: TRANNIES

                I've never been on that board. Now what?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no shit you already got called out bud
                now you go back

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you can't tell apart the different Instruments playing in a orchestra even when it 's at full force there is either something wrong with your ears, head or equipment. I suspect the third.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can tell which instruments are playing, but all the nuance of the performance is wasted because it's obscured by the messy production (solo parts in concertos excepted, because the rest of the orchestra usually shows some restraint then).

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon, but you do realize the orchestra doesn't play at the same time all the time? There's a thing called orchestration and it's a very delicate skill. What I

                A huge orchestra sounds better than any computer generated fart noise.

                meant here was that when a piece of music is orchestrated masterfully, there's nothing quite like it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can see your brain is fried from electronic music, so there's no point in arguing. Let's agree to disagree.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd like to strongly disagree, every instrument in an orchestra which sound was perfected over 100 of years for its purpose is more appealing than that. Not that the sawtooth isn't or can't, but I never saw grown men start pissing out of their eyes because a sawtooth kicked in....

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I never saw grown men start pissing out of their eyes because a sawtooth kicked in
            kek I can imagine there a few people on here and trannies on rateyourmusic that have that reaction

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >nobody:
              >poltard: TRANNIES

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it to be fine
    Just music without a fast beat for "ME LOVE FAST ME LOVE SCREAMING JAPANSE WOMEN" no hate to the people that love that.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It only sounds good on moog

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not catchy enough. too much wankery

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough wankery. Compare classical guitar to prog or metal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Wankery" is just development in tasteless idiot speak. There's plenty of 'catchy' classical, however.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least you are honest

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes my brain's girldick flaccid

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to get into classical
    >Mispronounce Dvorak
    >People laugh at me

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like choral music, if that counts. it was the one reason i liked going to mass during holidays.

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