Why do they have so many autistic and unnecessary rules?

>no music
>no pork
>no drawing humans
>no dogs
>no socialisation with the opposite sex (arranged marriages only, basically)
>if you fart in your clothes before prayer, its haram

Seriously, what is this shit? How can people take this religion seriously? I admire Islam for how firm they are on the important issues of morality, but they add so many bullshit rules on top of that it just makes the whole religion into a joke.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most extreme version of Islam. Most Muslims listen to Music, have let dogs, engage the opposite sex (but with restrictions). Wine and pork however is not consumed by the majority of Muslims. Also farting is not haram (how lol) its just considered unclean and you must perform wudu before prayer, that's all.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The farting is literally the hardest part for me lol, i fart so much during the time in between prayers that i am doing wudu 5x a day or more at this point, it's so draining and time consuming, i spend most of my time in the bathroom washing and the rest praying. Good job i'm neet because i have no idea how a working man would be able to wash this much during the day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Change your diet and lifestyle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wash beans with vinegar and you wont get as much gas. Also, change yr fricking diet mate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're only supposed to do it before praying and it takes less than 2 minutes, what the frick are you doing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You are supposed to do wudu 5 times a day since there are 5 prayers lol. Also your prayer won't be accepted only if you fart during the wudu or in the prayer itself. You can fart however you want just make sure not to during the wudu or prayer.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do israelites?
    Or Christians?

    Also the courtship process is literally less strict than america. You can't trial run a marriage here in your teens. Not all are arranged, either. I have literally heard farts during prayer. Most children are taught an instrument.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I have literally heard farts during prayer.
      Imagine the smell

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Muslims are allowed music and art, at least if you're not from an incredibly iconoclast household
    As long as you're not drawing mohammed full tongue kissing abu bakr no one cares

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot that lizards must be killed on sight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf. i love lizards

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Haram

        Lizards refused to help Abraham when the Pharoah threw him in a furnance, so they're all cursed now

        Killing a house lizard earns you 100 blessings instantly

        Killing a house lizard in one hit earns you 1000 blessings

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not talking about lizards but those reptilian buttholes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice image. Where is that from?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      wtf. i love lizards

      WEF Reptillian claws typed this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      where does it say that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sahih Bukhari, Hadith: 1831, Sahih Muslim, Hadith: 5803

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Islam is derived from talmudic and gnostic roots, both of which emphasize ritual and cultural purity through regulations.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >if you fart in your clothes before prayer, its haram
    >no socialisation with the opposite sex (arranged marriages only, basically)
    >no dogs
    >no music
    >no drawing humans
    This is all untrue, Arabs, Tunisians, Afghans, Moroccans, etcetc are known for their dog breeds, Medieval Islamic art, and some of their old instruments such as the Oud

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also, the farting thing isn't haram, it's simply stated that if you do something unclean before praying you have to lightly splash yourself with water pretty much

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some Islamic nations (especially Turkey) also have more lax attitudes towards prostitution than most Western nations

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why
    so that you constantly bump against the rules and get reminded of being a muslim. sameshit as the vinaya for buddhist monks. besides, catholicism pre-V2 was entirely similar in its pervasive presence in everything that one could be doing at any moment. it's just religious totalitarianism with enforcement outsourced to the sheep.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its a rules and works based religion
    Islam is basically believers negotiating with God for brownie points. You can see this with how many rules there are about how if you do X youll get 1 years worth of reward of fasting or praying etc.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Real Christianity has as many rules, just no one follows them. Like who remembers that it is required to fast on every Friday and in the past it was even Wednesday and Friday?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Like who remembers that it is required to fast on every Friday and in the past it was even Wednesday and Friday?
      It's not "required", fasting on Wednesdays and Fridays was simply a measure established for early Christians in order to differentiate themselves from israelites who fasted on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Muhammad was literally autistic.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah guys, I bet God, the omnipotent all powerful force which created the universe, gives a shit about how clean you are before worshipping him, especially if you fart while doing it (instant hell). I'm glad we had the philosophical enlightenment period here in Europe which rid us of this kind of insanity.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > say Arabic gibberish 3 times before you sleep
    > say another Arabic gibberish 1 time before you eat
    > say another Arabic gibberish 1 time after you eat
    > say another Arabic gibberish before you leave home and yet another one after you return
    Islam is too autistic for me. Good thing I abandoned it

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