>no music
>no pork
>no drawing humans
>no dogs
>no socialisation with the opposite sex (arranged marriages only, basically)
>if you fart in your clothes before prayer, its haram
Seriously, what is this shit? How can people take this religion seriously? I admire Islam for how firm they are on the important issues of morality, but they add so many bullshit rules on top of that it just makes the whole religion into a joke.
This is the most extreme version of Islam. Most Muslims listen to Music, have let dogs, engage the opposite sex (but with restrictions). Wine and pork however is not consumed by the majority of Muslims. Also farting is not haram (how lol) its just considered unclean and you must perform wudu before prayer, that's all.
The farting is literally the hardest part for me lol, i fart so much during the time in between prayers that i am doing wudu 5x a day or more at this point, it's so draining and time consuming, i spend most of my time in the bathroom washing and the rest praying. Good job i'm neet because i have no idea how a working man would be able to wash this much during the day
Change your diet and lifestyle.
Wash beans with vinegar and you wont get as much gas. Also, change yr fucking diet mate
You're only supposed to do it before praying and it takes less than 2 minutes, what the fuck are you doing
You are supposed to do wudu 5 times a day since there are 5 prayers lol. Also your prayer won't be accepted only if you fart during the wudu or in the prayer itself. You can fart however you want just make sure not to during the wudu or prayer.
Why do israelites?
Or Christians?
Also the courtship process is literally less strict than america. You can't trial run a marriage here in your teens. Not all are arranged, either. I have literally heard farts during prayer. Most children are taught an instrument.
>I have literally heard farts during prayer.
Imagine the smell
Muslims are allowed music and art, at least if you're not from an incredibly iconoclast household
As long as you're not drawing mohammed full tongue kissing abu bakr no one cares
You forgot that lizards must be killed on sight
wtf. i love lizards
Haram
Lizards refused to help Abraham when the Pharoah threw him in a furnance, so they're all cursed now
Killing a house lizard earns you 100 blessings instantly
Killing a house lizard in one hit earns you 1000 blessings
It's not talking about lizards but those reptilian assholes.
Nice image. Where is that from?
Based
WEF Reptillian claws typed this
where does it say that
Sahih Bukhari, Hadith: 1831, Sahih Muslim, Hadith: 5803
Islam is derived from talmudic and gnostic roots, both of which emphasize ritual and cultural purity through regulations.
>if you fart in your clothes before prayer, its haram
>no socialisation with the opposite sex (arranged marriages only, basically)
>no dogs
>no music
>no drawing humans
This is all untrue, Arabs, Tunisians, Afghans, Moroccans, etcetc are known for their dog breeds, Medieval Islamic art, and some of their old instruments such as the Oud
Also, the farting thing isn't haram, it's simply stated that if you do something unclean before praying you have to lightly splash yourself with water pretty much
Some Islamic nations (especially Turkey) also have more lax attitudes towards prostitution than most Western nations
>Why
so that you constantly bump against the rules and get reminded of being a muslim. sameshit as the vinaya for buddhist monks. besides, catholicism pre-V2 was entirely similar in its pervasive presence in everything that one could be doing at any moment. it's just religious totalitarianism with enforcement outsourced to the sheep.
Its a rules and works based religion
Islam is basically believers negotiating with God for brownie points. You can see this with how many rules there are about how if you do X youll get 1 years worth of reward of fasting or praying etc.
Real Christianity has as many rules, just no one follows them. Like who remembers that it is required to fast on every Friday and in the past it was even Wednesday and Friday?
>Like who remembers that it is required to fast on every Friday and in the past it was even Wednesday and Friday?
It's not "required", fasting on Wednesdays and Fridays was simply a measure established for early Christians in order to differentiate themselves from israelites who fasted on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Muhammad was literally autistic.
Yeah guys, I bet God, the omnipotent all powerful force which created the universe, gives a shit about how clean you are before worshipping him, especially if you fart while doing it (instant hell). I'm glad we had the philosophical enlightenment period here in Europe which rid us of this kind of insanity.
> say Arabic gibberish 3 times before you sleep
> say another Arabic gibberish 1 time before you eat
> say another Arabic gibberish 1 time after you eat
> say another Arabic gibberish before you leave home and yet another one after you return
Islam is too autistic for me. Good thing I abandoned it