why do normies think slobbing down philosophy and other crappy esoteric books make them intellectuals
it just makes you look like a douchebag, all rhetoric and philosophical discussions are gay shitfests of people circlejerking their ideas
why do normies think slobbing down philosophy and other crappy esoteric books make them intellectuals
Why do you care so much tough
sheeeeeee people be making anything a wojak these days
fuck, it's 1:1 about me
wait, whats supposed to be wrong with cialis and fiji?
I regularly take my cialis with fiji water dammit, explain this NOW
Holy fuck, you ain't real. There ain't no way you fell for a screenshot of a bait post THAT OUTS ITSELF AS BAIT.
>tfw drive honda
>tfw work for santander
>tfw think fez hats are quirky
>tfw used a black and decker drill over the weekend
>tfw cialis arriving in the post tomorrow
>tfw hang those tree air fresheners in my honda
>tfw watch loads of youtube
>tfw used to have a lexmark printer
>tfw have eaten nature valley bars
I am not even lying about any of those things. I am mad about that basedjak.
To be fair, a soijak really does fit you personally.
you should find a philosophy book with 666 in the UPC code. it'll be the best philosophy book. it really works this way, this is because god wrote all the books himself. when he was creating this reality, he made some things good, and some things bad, intentionally. he labels the good things with the number 666.
People that read books and are dickheads about it are still smarter than people who don't read books howthougheverbeit
IQ doesn't actually seem to be a thing, its more like a predefined parameter that the NPC comes with. NPC theory will actually help explain almost every logical inconsistency that you can find in this reality.
no one's smarter than people who read books AND shut the fuck up about it
though if you're a dickhead about it you're just regurgitating word soups from other people and are probably a gullible person with no critical thinking
Eh. Being a jackass about anything is normally a sign of retardation. Dunning-Krueger effect or whatever
This but replace books by videogames.
the videogames are just another activity that god made. he marks the ones that are different with the number 666. in wow shadowlands, one of the vendors in the maw sold an item for 666 tokens. the maw itself was a pretty heavy metaphor for reality lol. screaming souls trying to escape their prison. god calls himself the jailor, hes imprisoned us in human bodies. bastion talked about ascension and forgetting all our memories when we go into the next existence. you can just go find any videogame which has 666 in the UPC code, and you'll see for yourself these games are different, god made them all.
>all rhetoric and philosophical discussions are gay shitfests of people circlejerking their ideas
your post is rhetoric and philosophical discussion btw
At least they are engaging with ideas and concepts. I hate it when they don't really think independently, or that they don't think at all.
Also, I hate it when they focus only on one culture's writings and use something like according to Plato's dialectics zis X is Y. No dumb cunt. Just call them concepts. Like Lao Tzu did. Or like Mark downstairs does.
Philosophy is like science that everyone can discover on their own and arrive to the same conclusions and discover the same ideas.
none of those people ever really existed, lol. you've been scammed by the demiurge.
Yeah, too bad for you that I am an archon and I integrated the concept of your father into myself, that was pretty big btw. shaddap
when he posts on LULZ, he doesn't usually name himself like this. he proves its him by dropping information that only he could possibly know.
When I hear someone say "I read philosophy", all I hear is "I'm gay and I love sucking big black dicks. Also I'm a tranny"
Imagine reading philosophy. You're basically having another man do your thinking for you. It's intellectual cuckoldry.
you don't have to agree with everything you read
this
it's only acceptable if women read it, philosophy is an immediate homosexuality and low t indicator
This. See
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>Yeah, my buds and I like to hang out at the coffee shop and discuss philosophy on the weekends.
Oh, so you like to meet up with other dudes and give them HJ's under a bridge every weekend?
you aren't reading a mans thoughts, you're reading gods activity called "philosophy". when you break this reality down into more fundamental parts, under the implication that god created it all, it makes way more sense. baseball, science, philosophy, religion, these things dont actually serve any function, they're just activities which make up his reality. imagine reality without any of these activities, there would be nothing left. hopefully that helps explain it to you.
>you're reading gods activity called "philosophy". when you break this reality down into more fundamental parts, under the implication that god created it all, it makes way more sense.
you're reading too deep into this you homoerotic pseud
philosophy > gay man sad > gay man writes gay books about his gay thoughts > more gay men read it and discuss it's gayness > another gay man becomes sad because of the gay book and writes more gay books himself > .....
no, i've proved to you here that the books aren't real
you'll have to go find at least one book which has 666 in the UPC code if you want to verify this.
This is the problem with talking to these "intellectuals".
>philosofag says some schizophrenic BS which is so abstract as to mean essentially jack shit, most likely in a context where it isn't appropriate
>guy who isn't completely retarded and autistic tells philosofag to stfu and go ramble somewhere else
>philosofag starts screeching about "anti-intellectualism"
>normal guy points out how stupid this is
>philosofag spouts off with more schizophrenic bullshit
>rinse and repeat ad infinitum
TL;DR reading philosophy causes brain damage and makes you speak and think in abstruse, abstractitis-ridden technical jargon
If a person gave away your body to some passerby, you'd be furious. Yet you hand over your mind to anyone who comes along, so they may abuse you, leaving you disturbed and troubled - have you no shame in that?
- Epictetus.
Half these normalfags don't actually read philosophy. They consume pop-philosophy YouTube videos (99% of which are made by left-leaning cucks) and read summaries on Wikipedia and Leddit. Actually reading philosophy is a pastime mostly reserved for autists and fedora tipping neckbeard types who probably have way too much free time on their hands as they are NEETs
errr esoterica isn't about philosophy its about history, these are all metaphors and symbols of things tribes of people did to each other. its not 'circle jerking' about ideas of morality, its pointing out that the israelites have taken the 'fallen god' figure of every other myth and turned them to the villains in the fallen angel narrative to justify racism towards us.
if you're reading like jordan peterson tier interpretations of the bible where everything is 'open to interpretation' you've been reading some really faggy stuff, but that's not really 'esoteric'.
>muh juice
Read a book you dumb /misc/tard.
Sounds like you got BTFO by someone better read than you.
It is quite literally impossible to get btfo by a philosotard. In fact, they tend to self-own just by existing, because they're so profoundly dumb.
op here
never got anything less than a perfect mark for reading comprehension and writing matters, used to skip philosophy classes and only do tests yet i used to btfo every single philofag from primary to highschool, while reading mostly only novels in my existence, never went pas 20 pages of a philosophy books without vomiting
now they're rotting in their homocafes or twitter/instagram circlejerks while i major in biochemistry, they used to suck my cock to help them out and I'm not joking, actual blowjobs both males and females
Damn Socrates, how will high schoolers and Xitter addicts ever recover?
Because ideas determine the material world we live in.
"Without precise theory, no effective action. We cannot create the economy without an idea. And above all, we cannot put the cart before the horse. All the great revolutions of history have only served to transpose into facts an evolution already realized, in an underlying way, in the spirit." -- Alain de Benoist
Great quote, it exemplifies how absurdly retarded you philosofags really are.
>Because ideas determine the material world we live in
empirically debunked
true
Even if we ignore the retarded schizo spamming his garbage itt, online discourse and /LULZ/ in particular is getting dumber and dumber.
Has been the case since the 90's bro.
Pre-naggernet networking was so much better.
Philosopher isn't a job its basically being a professional whiny retard who thinks he knows better than you.
>professional whiny retard who thinks he knows better than you.
Sounds like the ideal job if anything, just imagine getting paid to shitpost.
100% correct.
The peasants have no business reading or thinking.
Back to work, plebs.
Worrying about what others think of you is peak normie.
As expected of a philosotard, can't even read.
Reading is for plebs, interpreting for patricians.
I like reading books about growing things. Some are way too short or gloss over stuff that should be elaborated. Others seem too long or detailed.
I want to grow enokitake mushrooms so I can make a bowl of ramen and say to myself this is just like my animes. I'll call it anime soup, because the mushrooms elevate the dish so much higher than the $0.39 brick of defrydrated noodles and small packet of flavored salt.
Don't know why I download so many books but only read like 1%. I usually read my printed books. Probably a sign I should get one of those e-ink reading tablets. Supposedly there's one that's real big and is friendly towards pirated books. Costs like $800, so kind of insane. I won't even buy new underwear until they've fallen apart.
Normies can't into philosophy. Absolutely no fucking normalfag is sitting down and reading Kant. Plus when you actually enjoy being alive there's no reason to.
Normalfags like to LARP that they're sitting down and reading kant, though. And then they copy-paste things they don't understand from wikipedia from a page they didn't even read.
>gatekept out of philosophy lecture halls
>JSTOR paywall too steep
Guess I'll just learn by observing and interacting with people.
sci-hub and libgen are your friends.
Geez man, don't take my excuse from me. Especially not infront of all these pseuds.
>why do normies think slobbing down philosophy and other crappy esoteric books make them intellectuals
i spoke to my SIL about this earlier this year. she's a turbo-socialist kike with massive emotional damage unfortunately, but can sometimes be good insight into the normie sphere. i explained that philosophers were people who think too goddamn much but who were also so excrutiatingly narcissistic that they felt the need to write it down and subject other people to their paranoid bullshit. i already think too goddamn much without outside help, so why tf would i want to inject anyone else's self-imposed righteousness into the mix? her reply was "i like knowing i'm not alone, that someone else thinks & feels this way".
so there you go - a glimpse into normansville. philosophy is a complete waste of time if you ask me.
To those of you saying philosophy is a waste of time: which philosophers have you read?
Genuinely curious, I don't mean it as a gotcha. In my experience, the field is so broad that odds are you're bound to find something that connects to your interests no matter what they are.
>which philosophers have you read?
none, apart from reading like 6 lines from nitszche. watched stefan molyneux for a hot minute back in 2016/17 on youtube because he was exceptionally good at catching women & israelites being complete hypocritical retards
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Sorry OP but you're just an idiot
philosophy can be fun to read, it's not that serious anon. you guys take everything too seriously. "muh pseuds" if you like this "muh npcs" if you like that. like just chill man.