Why do American Churches need business analysts and HR deparments?

Defend this, chirstcucks

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 walls of cope

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because americans ruin everything
    Give them a nice toy, wait 10 minutes, ruined.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally what country are you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For real, the most irrelevant imps always talk the most shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Czech Republic, and I had to look it up by typing a description into a search engine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you could just hover over the tiny flag...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Phone fagging at work while on the toilet, fren.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Czech Republic, and I had to look it up by typing a description into a search engine.

        Their number 1 export is porn.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like they smell like semitism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm against that

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what you surprised at n-word?

    churches are corporations.

    did you just leave your basement for the first time and found out?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because white bread suburban wimpy mega churches dont help the poor and give a horrible back slapping fake gospel known as "prosperity gospel". Aka you are rich bc god loves you and you are good.

    Prosperity gospel protestants are ruining protestantism. They are heretics too, taking the Cross and Christ out of church

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How prevalent are those? Is it more of a South or Midwestern thing? Some of the churches in New England are turbogay, but none of them afaik tell you that being rich means God loves you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        • Joel Osteen - Texas
        • Creflo Dollar - Atlanta
        • Benny Hinn - Florida, now Texas
        • TD Jakes - Texas
        • Joyce Meyer - Missouri
        • Paula White - Florida
        • Fred Price - California
        • Kenneth Copeland - Texas
        • Robert Tilton - Texas
        • Eddie Long - Georgia
        • Juanita Bynum - New York
        • Paul Crouch - California

        We have a Texas problem with these scammers apparently

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Texas problem
          We have a missouri problem. Your list is just the most populated states except for one which does not belong.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't?

    Morsen churches are grossly departed from the original faith.

    It's all about a relationship between Jesus and the person.

    The church was supposed to fill the role of fellowship. However it's become perverted.

    FYI Jesus returning soon.

    Too much prophecy has unfolded for people to deny this as fact now.

    God bless you anons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's all about a relationship between Jesus and the person.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have one like that in my town. Giant protestant super church with its own school attached. They are raking in money. When you leave the parking lot they have a sign that says " you are now entering the mission area" it's fucking creepy. And I worked for a guy whose wife is involved with that church and he divorced her for catching her cheating on him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can u name it? i want to streetview this shit, that is creepy, but honestly i'm kinda jealous i didn't come up with it that is some next level marketing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eh never mind it looks like it's some c-list christian meme.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fakest of the fake

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >business analyst
    No clue, mine certainly doesn't
    >HR
    Most churches offer religious education as well as pre-school/daycare so I would imagine they are legally obligated to have someone seated in a role to the effect of HR

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because this isn't christianity you giant fuckwit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      protestants arent christian

      Only Greek Orthodoxy can retake Constantinople, lads.
      >bonus points for anyone who learns to speak greek

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the US churches are businesses. Churches are not just groups of people in random locations but rather full blown businesses that require the same business infrastructure as any other business

    Do you idiots really need this basic shit explained to you?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    protestants arent christian

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It seems like they want something more akin to going to a weekly concert and variety show. Not a Christian myself, but I would imagine I would be the fire and brimstone type that would see these entertainment venues as hell bound.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    JW on /pol/

    >(2 Timothy 4:3, 4) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for themselves to have their ears tickled; 4and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories.

    >(Matthew 7:21) “Not everyone saying to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter into the kingdom of the heavens, but the one doing the will of my Father who is in the heavens will.

    >(Matthew 7:15) “Be on the watch for the false prophets that come to YOU in sheep’s covering, but inside they are ravenous wolves.

    >(Acts 20:29) I know that after my going away oppressive wolves will enter in among YOU and will not treat the flock with tenderness,

    >(2 Peter 2:1) However, there also came to be false prophets among the people, as there will also be false teachers among YOU. These very ones will quietly bring in destructive sects and will disown even the owner that bought them, bringing speedy destruction upon themselves.

    >(1 Timothy 4:1) However, the inspired utterance says definitely that in later periods of time some will fall away from the faith, paying attention to misleading inspired utterances and teachings of demons,

    Most "Christians" aren't even Christians by Biblical standards. Most people are not aware that Christians are not Christians just because they say so or identify as one. No more than a Transfag is a "woman" because he says so or he identifies as one. There are rules, laws, and specifications one must have to be something.

    99% of Christians on Earth today are not Christians at all but morons who are unaware of their Un-Christian state. Less than 1% of Christendom on earth today IS THE REAL Christianity. But the mainstream you know of and acept are not. Your problem is that you are all over-generalizing with the word "Christian."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      John 1:1 (NASB)
      In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
      John 1:1 (New World Translation - the JW "bible")
      In the beginning the Word was, and the Word was with God, and the Word was a god.
      >the Word was a god
      >a god
      >'g'
      What do Jehovah's Witnesses mean by this?

      https://www.gotquestions.org/Jehovahs-Witnesses.html
      >What do Jehovah’s Witnesses believe? Close scrutiny of their doctrinal position on such subjects as the deity of Christ, salvation, the Trinity, the Holy Spirit, and the atonement shows beyond a doubt that they do not hold to orthodox Christian positions on these subjects. Jehovah’s Witnesses believe Jesus is Michael the archangel, the highest created being. This contradicts many Scriptures which clearly declare Jesus to be God (John 1:1,14, 8:58, 10:30). Jehovah’s Witnesses believe salvation is obtained by a combination of faith, good works, and obedience. This contradicts countless scriptures which declare salvation to be received by grace through faith (John 3:16; Ephesians 2:8-9; Titus 3:5). Jehovah’s Witnesses reject the Trinity, believing Jesus to be a created being and the Holy Spirit to essentially be the inanimate power of God. Jehovah’s Witnesses reject the concept of Christ’s substitutionary atonement and instead hold to a ransom theory, that Jesus’ death was a ransom payment for Adam’s sin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the juxtaposition of those assertions are terrible. so much truth sprinkled with lies. kudzu in the vineyard set before jubille

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the juxtaposition of those assertions are terrible
          I'm sorry you were offended.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not by faith alone, but also by works.
            know a good tree by the fruit it bears

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              More 'juxtaposed assertions'
              https://www.gotquestions.org/by-grace-through-faith.html
              Your own bible, the "New World Translation," which I have open in front of me, even agrees in Ephesians 2:8-9

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i thought i got it from the kjv. be prepared.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you defending the JW's with the KJV? They use their own translation of the Bible that was crafted to conform to their doctrines.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                methinks your semantics are vainglorious and a foul spectacle

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Methinks only homosexuals talk like that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                was i talking to you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                James 2:18 | View whole chapter | See verse in context
                Yea, a man may say, Thou hast faith, and I have works: shew me thy faith without thy works, and I will shew thee my faith by my works.

                Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.
                James 2:20 | View whole chapter | See verse in context
                But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Works are dependent on faith. They're an indicator that you actually believe in Christ and aren't just telling yourself such. In each of those passages works are subservient to faith.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yet without the latter, the first is insufficient. i'm not misinterpreting something so concretely stated.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Works is NEVER referred as required for salvation ANYWHERE in the Bible. REWARDS is NOT SALVATION. Beat it into your head you heretic scum.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is the Paulinian cope. Paul teaches you can do anything you want because grace abounds when you sin more.
                >b-but don't sin more
                >wink
                Paul was a schizo, the first antichrist. He has his own gospel which doesn't require a human Jesus. One can barely even comprehend what he's saying because he can't keep a point straight. At the beginning of Revelation, Jesus writes a letter to 7 churches, none of them were churches founded by Paul. The early church, the Kumran manuscripts (essenes) and Islam knew Paul was a false apostle and no one but Paul (except one of his disciples once) referred to him as an Apostle. He didn't even meet the Apostles own criteria for being an Apostle (Acts 1). I could go on and on.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Revelation 22:12-21
                “Look, I am coming soon! My reward is with me, and I will give to each person according to what they have done.
                I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.
                “Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city.
                Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.
                “I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you[a] this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star.”
                The Spirit and the bride say, “Come!” And let the one who hears say, “Come!” Let the one who is thirsty come; and let the one who wishes take the free gift of the water of life.
                I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll.
                And if anyone takes words away from this scroll of prophecy, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll.
                He who testifies to these things says, “Yes, I am coming soon.”

                Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.

                The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God’s people. Amen.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the word was god.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your organization uses its own translation of the bible to render the end of John 1:1 as "... and the world was a god" - "a god" - article 'a', lowercase 'g' 'god.'
              https://www.gotquestions.org/New-World-Translation.html

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fuck your punctuation. tell me of the laws of capitalizing greek or aramaic. God is Good.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "the Word was God," and "the Word was a god" are two entirely different statements, and not a mere quibble over punctuation - just as your angry outburst was also not really about punctuation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Revelation 22:1-5
        Then the angel showed me the river of the water of life, as clear as crystal, flowing from the throne of God and of the Lamb down the middle of the great street of the city. On each side of the river stood the tree of life, bearing twelve crops of fruit, yielding its fruit every month. And the leaves of the tree are for the healing of the nations. No longer will there be any curse. The throne of God and of the Lamb will be in the city, and his servants will serve him. They will see his face, and his name will be on their foreheads. There will be no more night. They will not need the light of a lamp or the light of the sun, for the Lord God will give them light. And they will reign for ever and ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Revelation 22:6-11
      6 The angel said to me, “These words are trustworthy and true. The Lord, the God who inspires the prophets, sent his angel to show his servants the things that must soon take place.”
      7 “Look, I am coming soon! Blessed is the one who keeps the words of the prophecy written in this scroll.”
      8 I, John, am the one who heard and saw these things. And when I had heard and seen them, I fell down to worship at the feet of the angel who had been showing them to me.
      9 But he said to me, “Don’t do that! I am a fellow servant with you and with your fellow prophets and with all who keep the words of this scroll. Worship God!”
      10 Then he told me, “Do not seal up the words of the prophecy of this scroll, because the time is near.
      11 Let the one who does wrong continue to do wrong; let the vile person continue to be vile; let the one who does right continue to do right; and let the holy person continue to be holy.”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christianity has become so warped and perverted at this point that I just do my best on my own and trust that God will judge me correctly. If he decides I go to hell well then he is obviously correct in that assessment, since he is God.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >christianity meets freemasonry! an updated guild where workers and employers can become couples in christ! let the moneychangers into the temple! let the offeratory be rent unto caesar!

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not free running a church and that requires someone to track rev and exp while figuring out potential dates/periods that congregates donate.
    Church’s have staff and not everyone sees eye to eye so you need HR.
    T. Not even religious

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    modern churches are chain businesses, and business is booming

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because protestantism is a tax evasion scheme, not a religion

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a fking money sucking business

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work as a music director. But it's a Catholic Church so the bureaucracy is all at the diocesan level

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cause church is a hustlers scheme

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't. They have no job posting on their website.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salvation Army fag here. HR is an absolute must. The amount of branches we have are unreal. Someone has to be on top to help wrangle everything together. One person can’t run the church, thrift stores, shelters, rehab, angel tree, bell ringing and all the other things that go on. It takes a lot of people and a lot of people require some sort of business structure.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joel Osteen is to Americans what the Pope is to Italians

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the church is a business, they are a cult like everything else

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because religion is a scam, you smoothbrain

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because it's a fucking con. you don't think garden gnomes are nose deep in these churches? they dont' pay fucking taxes! ofc criminals are running them. No one is going to question muh holy church. Ask your fucking pastor why he needs to drive around a lexus and live in a 600k house. Where does that money come from? From donations, usually from poor people. Churches are supposed to help their attendees, not leech off of them like a gnomish parasite.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all protestant or these scam protestant-adjacent churches complete scams?

    If your church has any kind of mention of
    >pastor
    >sermon
    or has live music dogshit instead of hymns then you've been grifted. These things seem almost exclusively American, too.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cause America is a fucking lie, with a bunch of swindlers in charge hiding behind the law making everything seem legit about them exploiting the hell out of gullible idiots.
    The legal system actually protects these people

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For starters, that's not a Christian church. The Vatican and Rome are heretics. As are protestants and puritans. So if you're going to attack Christianity, at least attack actual Christians. But youve probably never read the bible despite being so sure there is no God.

    Promise you won't beg and bitch when you get the nihilist eternal suffering you crave.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's why I'm non-denominational. Make the worship centered around God, not the church/denomination.

    To those who are not saved; Know that the end is nigh and thus not much time remains. All who do not believe in Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour are doomed to end up in the lake of fire and remain condemned. If you wish to avoid such a fate believe in Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour for your Salvation and repent and He will deliver you from evil and save you from the everlasting lake of fire.

    Also I suggest caution regarding other denominations that call themselves Christians. What my faith led me to is non-denominational Christianity but for you God might have a different plan so go where God leads you.

    catholics beware as you are in danger of damnation: http://granddesignexposed.com/sun/baal.html

    Something worth watching if you have the time: https://youtu.be/eJK1gLHbOxA

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I knew if they defended anything besides a book honestly.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    religious are just the stupid worshipping fiction anon.

    Since they worshipped rocks the intelligent have been trying to find a use for these cattle, sadly no use was found.

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