Why didn’t they just hold on tight while the building collapsed and then jump out of a window when they got close to the ground? We’re they just retarted?
Why didn’t they just hold on tight while the building collapsed and then jump out of a window when they got close to the ground? We’re they just retarted?
>We’re they just retarted?
>we are they just retarded
Yes, Miguel
>he fell for it
or they could have just switch their equipment mid air while falling to avoid fall damage
Why didn't they use the fire hose? Dumbass yanks
They literally could have just stooded in the elevator. Its supposed to go all the way down anyways
why didn't they just jump out of a window and flap their arms really fast and glide down to the ground? retarded Amerisharts can't even fly
if I ever have to work or live in a high rise, I will keep a parachute with me
You'll need something high-powered to blast out a window. Try swinging a chair at a skyscraper window. It'll just bounce off.
Use a plane.
don't forget the 200 jumps required to even attempt BASE jumping, let alone the experience required to rig your chute every week to ensure it's packed appropriately (you can't just store it forever), and that's not even starting with the amount of rotor that you'll hit and get an off heading opening straight into the building
In that situation I think I would take those chances
Let's be honest it's a backpack and you pull a string. There's lots of regulations and routines because if you do it wrong you fucking die but if youre in wtc on 9/11 you could probably do it
>Let's be honest it's a backpack and you pull a string
thats how people die in this sport
Retards kill themselves with guns all the time too but I'm pretty sure I could manage one intuitively. Also most people that die skydiving have had all the training and are "pros".
actually flying a parachute is different than a gun
there's shit you need to consider when jumping, and hint hint flying with a parachute and avoiding buildings isnt a cakewalk
yep. people that think all it is is a backpack and all you need to do is pull a string will invariably be backfloating after jumping and wrap themselves and plummet to their death
There's been almost no pop culture of skydiving besides Drop Zone and Point Break and they both made it highly stylised
you could make a round chute with a static line kind of system for office workers but that's pretty hardcore, normies get too scared to tandem jump at 14,000, there's no chance they'd huck themselves off a building
They literally did huck themselves out of the building though and not even with a parachute
>hey let's just sit here and die in this collapsing building instead
Do you know that you're retarded?
both are 100% lethal
You need serious training to pull off parachuting and even people who train on them daily need an open field to land safely
the blocks in NYC are fucking narrow and one touch with the parachute = dead
thats of course if your ass doesnt just slam back into the building and you fall
or the winds up there dont fuck you up especially with all the heat rising and collapse your chute
or if it even opens in time
and if you arent already below the height of other buildings by the time it does open
and if other people who in your scenario had chutes as well dont fall on top of you becuse they arent even amateur level in this shit
Make it paragliders then.
>5000 people paragliding en masse through New York
It doesn't matter they all die, I just want to see it.
even worse
paragliders arent designed for you to jump and deploy
you need to set them up on the ground before taking off. again you have the problem where you have a thousand people with no idea what they're doing all jumping at once
oh well guess I'll just stay in the burning collapsing building then
They die because they get cocky and do like 200 jumps and 1 kills them.
>the experience required to rig your chute every week to ensure it's packed appropriately (you can't just store it forever)
There are many solutions that would work and many that might work better then nothing. Ropes with loops hanging off a helicopter.
There are also solutions like for whole airplanes. Prepacked chutes exist. Even a smaller then normal size leg breaker chute would give you a better chance then freefall at terminal velocity. A large tent would likely give you better odds then freefall. A carabiner and 10 pounds of 900 pound strength Kevlar cord would be more then reach ground level too. Many solutions existed.
The problem is nobody knew. Not only did nobody up there have anything like that. Could firefighters have dropped off stuff like that with a drone or had drones to pickup people. No they can't think of shit like that. But firefighters could have had ropes with loops dangling off a helicopter. Bigger problem is firefighters likely didn't know the building was coming down, which is why firefighters were in the building too.
paraglider/hanglider would probably be the best option
>hey that weird fat guy everyone hates has a parachute right?
>huge fight breaks out over the one parachute
>one guys finally manages to get it on
>he falls to his death with two other people hanging off of him
>Manage to jump out of a window with your coveted parachute
>Toodeloo muthafuckas
>Pull the ripcord
>Cutlery and moldy sandwiches come flying out
>Hold up sign that says "HELP!"
>OO00000OOOoooooooooooooo.... *paf*
It's called basejumping and you're NGMI
Why not just use your fat mutt coworker’s shirt as a parachute?
why didnt a single person above the 30th floor have a parachute in their office?
hundreds of people worked there daily, and none were prepared for an emergency? i dont buy it.
>hundreds of people worked there daily, and none were prepared for an emergency? i dont buy it.
have you ever talked to a human being? most are normies who are unprepared for anything
even today I bet nobody in a high rise brings a parachute to work
Lots of people do now i guess
>amerishard
>parachute exist capable for that weight
lol, lmao
guarantee you weigh more than me gay lord
actually I know for a fact
It's shart, you fucking stupid polack. Shard is a piece of something. Shart is shit. Amerishart.
They did have some levels of emergency preparedness. Each floor had a designated fire marshal, and they had meetings and practices about evacuation.
most people barely even attempt skydiving in their life, it's usually tandem when they're 60 or something.
in order to successfully complete a BASE jump from a high rise building, you need a lot of experience in both rigging your own chute, control under canopy, canopy control in an urban environment, determining landing into wind direction in an urban environment, stable deployment procedure...
most office workers couldn't pull a hard arch to save their lives even if that is literally what was required
IIRC there was a person with a parachute and the a fireman took it from him.
>t.Dwight Schrute
Because no high-rise building ever collapsed due to fire
>that weird guy who brought his wingsuit every day to work
>9/11
Heh…. My time
>break window
>grab office chair
>get long running start
>jump out window with office chair in front of you
>hold on tight until you get close to ground
>once close jump off the office chair
>do a roll
>chuckle and say that was a close one
>do a 360 and walk away
This would work if you were launching off an platform massive enough that the opposite force from the launch had a minimal effect on its downward trajectory of the platform. The launch would need to be right at terminal velocity and timed just a few feet from the ground. Theoretically, if you could handle the g force from a 0-120ish mph launch in a fraction of a second, you'd stop dead at a few feet and fall right to the ground from that height.
I wonder if it's ever been tested. I know everyone has the same thought, surely someone has set up the experiment
>surely someone has set up the experiment
Don't give the tech israelites ideas. Great job on being really smart, though.
But if you went 360 you'd end up in the same direction... You can't into geometry bro
all jokes aside but doesnt something like this actually work if you jump in an elevator shaft as it hits the ground
Depends how, if it's not connected to anything and in free fall then no. If it's travelling too fast but not actually 'falling' then yes.
It's not physically impossible but not realistically applicable. I don't a have the scientific background to explain it in the correct words though.
If you could exert enough downward force to cancel out your currrent falling speed, then yes - you wouldn't hit the ground. The problem is that would be the exact same thin as actually hitting the ground.
1. you don't have that kinda of strength
2. if you did, you would go splat for from executing the jump.
They did this exact scenario on MythBusters years ago and iirc they said it was impossible to survive since, even if you managed to jump at the perfect time you'd hit the roof of the elevator anyway and die. Pretty sure you could find the episode somehow if you were interested.
Why even bother mythbusting it. You can't cancel your inertia. Jumping at the last second is equivalent to falling from the same height minus the height you can vertically jump. Congrats, you still go splat.
Goddamn I hate stupids.
I saw in a documentary that elevators can have hydraulic brakes at the bottom that safely catch it when the cables snap. Did WTC not have this feature? I heard reports of people falling to their deaths in the elevator when the cables were cut by the planes.
the best thing to do in a falling elevator is to lie down and spread your body across as much surface area as possible. i remember this because the same late night show also had women with various breast sizes attempt to crush empty soda cans with their tits.
All the other 3 corners of the building were clouded in deadly smoke unironically probably the only people still not dead when it fell. Cap:0MG8M4
Quick question: how long do you think it was between the airplane crashing into a tower and the tower collapsing? 2 minutes? 10 minutes?
Nope. One tower was 1 hour, and the other was 1.5 hours.
An hour to leave the buildings by the stairs, and still several thousand Americans were incapable of getting out in time.
That's because the building was on fire so above a certain point, there was no way to cross the floors that were burning/burnt. People below were able to get out.
The planes destroyed about 6 floors, anyone above couldn't get down the buildings were effectively cut in two, also it would have been insanely hot inside the buildings above the impact.
there was a usable stairwell in the South tower,
Only 18 people above the impact zone in the south tower made it out
Also a mass hysteria brought on by a rumor from someone starting a rumor there would be a helicopter rescue on the roof set in. So hundreds of people made it up to the roof and some even braved the burning floors to go up just to realize the doors were locked and by the time they realized their mistake it was too late. Also there was no helicopter rescue in the works anyway.
I guess Big Helicopter™ didn't wanna take that risk to profits to save people.
I mean the whole thing was done by israelite anyways so it makes sense.
Oops, I stopped writing and went back to it without proofreading. That's why it says rumor twice.
I think the heat and smoke would have made practically impossible for the helicopters to get close enough anyway
Nah, they were likely told to stand down. It was a ritual, the bankers pulled the rug on their own towers and their goycattle employees who worked there. There is a very low chance that thousands died that day as the towers were mostly empty. Lots of people faked their death that day, only a few goys were sacrificed.
Meds
I heard wagecucks were told to stay put by their bosses, so they don't block the staircase
yep. when the first tower got hit, they didn't evacuate the other one. not until it also got smacked
To be honest, people didn't know the israelite rigged the towers to blow up
In hindsight it seems obvious
But there was no hurry to get out of the building at the moment since the planes couldn't make it collapse
No one really knew what happened at that point. People assumed it was just an accidental crash or explosion or fire in the other building. The people that actually saw what happened immediately left. There are amazing eyewitness accounts from people who were in the south tower and saw the immediate aftermath of the north tower impact. They saw people stumbling from the impact hole, in a daze or blinded from the smoke/explosion, falling out of the hole. I encourage you to go watch some interviews on YouTube. It's incredible.
Sounds interesting. Can you recommend a channel for that?
They did try a helicopter rescue but the pilot said the smoke on the top was so thick the roof was pretty much invisible. Which means anyone that somehow went past the locked doors would still have died of smoke asphyxiation in SECONDS.
They also did get very close to the buildings. If I recall correctly because of the wind conditions they would have been able to attempt a rescue on one of the corners of the north tower. There were no people there though as the roof was locked. There's a good YouTube video on it. The fireman narrating says he had full confidence in his pilot and they would have absolutely attempted a rescue, but when they got close they quickly realized it would've been impossible due to the heavy smoke aside from that small corner. They got close enough to the roof where they could see the gravel, but there were no people. He then recalls the faces of all the people hanging out the windows desperately looking at him, and that they could clearly see him as well.
>I mean the whole thing was done by israelite anyways so it makes sense.
If there is a god he will force them to live from the POV of their victims, that same event, over and over an eternity, with their full consciousness inside. After the death, reset, and re-live it. but the memory never reset.
Basically all the people in the towers that were in the floors under the crash survived. In the south tower a bunch of survivor (18 I think) found a way out from the debris in the ladders, but it's said that in north tower are ladders were destroyed by the impact. They tried to go up but the doors to the roof were closed and no helicopter resque was planned by NYPD btw because was too risky.
>One tower was 1 hour, and the other was 1.5 hours
that's just long enough for a movie
survivors should sell their scripts and make kinos
>taking the stairs
>americans
It was already over
How retarded are you? The stairwells and floors were destroyed in the north tower. Anyone above the impact zone was completely trapped with no escape. Basically everyone who died in the collapses were trapped, as well as some security/firemen who were trying to help injured people down the stairs.
At least jump out with a chair cushion or something to break your fall.
You are retarded.
The tower should have had designated outer beams with small steps and vertical handrails. This could be blended into the design so aesthetics would not be compromised.
They were probably reaching fatal atmospheric temperature as the fire below cooked them, jumping was likely an act of desperation from the pain.
momentum of falling would still be conserved. Also its hard to do.
>Why didn’t they just hold on tight while the building collapsed and then jump out of a window when they got close to the ground? We’re they just retarted?
how come all the pussy bitch little homosexual satan worshipping israelite at masada didn't just jump off the side of their mountain fortress and trust that molok/satan would deliver them to safety
instead of cowardly murdering all their family and children and then themselves?
were they suffering from an enflamed case of tay-sachs??
I would have filled a trash can with water and dumped it just before landing
From this pic the only thing I could see someone doing
>since you're absolutely fucked anyway
is to try and hold onto one of those outside vertical "rails" and work your way down. The problem, aside from that you'd have to be a ninja warrior champion to do it, is that you would still have to get past the fucked up exterior part where the plane hit.
Even if you were physically capable of doing this, you would run out of time. The building had been climbed/descended by climbers in the past and it would take much more than an hour. Someone did try climbing down the north tower and made it 9 floors, but the windows below were intact so there was no way for him to get in below the impact zone. The south tower collapsed while he was doing this and he wasn't seen again. So he probably fell during the massive vibration/pressure change from the collapsing tower. He would've had an amazing story if he was successful.
Did any pro building climbers ever try to ascend the WTC? Seems like its build is just bad for climbing.
everyone knows you don't enter a skyscraper without your parachute. Idiots
I would have just teleported!
(said in fake brave macho pissant weak ass dumb fuckery accent)
Millions of tons of concrete collapsing on top of you, that's why.
I would have tried to make it to the roof.
I did that.
Did the guys on the roof survive? Seems like you could just ride the fall all the way to the bottom. This guy was ejected at the 22nd story and survived.
>Why didn’t they just hold on tight while the building collapsed and then jump out of a window when they got close to the ground?
>We’re they just retarted?
Someone is definitely retarded.
you are stupid
you can jump off tall buildings as long as you land in water or just hit the ground rolling
Well that really depends on how tall the building is. You should test your theory on an very tall building.
>Be anerishart
>Weigh 300 kg
>do a jump with a roll
That won't work anon
>were the retarded?
Worse. They were yankees
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>Wile E. Coyote
>Genius
>find elevator shaft
>parkour down
jumping is just stupid.
why dont Americans keep a bunch of parachutes at the roof?
Why didn't they simply do one of these down the buildings?
>We’re they just retarted
What else would you expect from amerimutts?
>Can you even into physics?
I'd have changed the game rules to creative mode honestly or equip my elytra
Why didn't they simply have an emergecny FIM-92 Stinger infrared homing surface-to-air man-portable air-defense system in each of the buildings to shoot down the planes? They probably would've even had a bunch of them spare lying around because of Afghanistan and shit.
Honesty, these super skyscrapers should have their own automated air defense system.
>Use legs to push yourself upwards off a falling building
>Only succeed in pushing the building down faster
Maybe that's why it fell at free fall speed. Everyone trying the old jump trick.
The problem is that the building falls faster than yourself.
Say if you stand on top; it will recede from your feet accelerating more quickly, so you end up floating, or under the ceiling, as it collapses.
There's also the matter of strength. I don't think this tactic works for anything beyond 4 storeys.
Didn't work
You just jump from piece of debris to piece of debris, swinging yourself up step by step like hecking Captain America. I thought Americans read comics? At minimum they watched the fucking movies.
None if them had a surf board either, they could have surfed the ruble down.
I’ve been telling this to people for years and they always call me a retard. I tell them I could’ve easily pulled it off and they just scoff at me. People are such retards
why didn't they just tie their shirts together to make a rope and climb down it?
Had a nightmare yesterday where all the people hanging out of the building were shouting at me to get them out. Unlike the photos, their faces were clear and emotive. Waving parts of their clothes, yelling at me.
Not my proudest fap..
what i don't get is why they didn't rappel past the destroyed floors and just take the stairs the rest of the way
Why didn't they make makeshift parachutes out of printer paper and bundling twine?
Imagine all those crisis actors that died for real, what did they think the moments before?
Guess you never heard about potential energy and momentum, homosexual.
OP is a retard that is destined to work as a WalMart greeter.
Literally just double jump before impact
all the question mark boxes were disabled the prior week. so no.
Please do instructional video with irl demo.
What if you jumped and isekaied into 2023??
Too bad you weren't there, you could have saved them all.
or they could have jumped onto the engine that flew through the building and landed on the street and jumped before it hit the ground.
Why did none of them double jump or blink close to the ground to reset falling damage calculations?
Why didn't all 8 million New Yorkers get on each others shoulders and become a 1,500 foot tall human ladder?
Selfish Amerimutt fucks
>then jump out of a window when they got close to the ground?
if it were any other site, i'd think the poster was joking
To be honest is there even a way how they could have escaped or be rescued somehow? I have been thinking about this quite often. With all of the extreme heat, dense smoke and lack of time because the collapse of the building was immediate, I don't think there is any way they could have been saved. I even asked ChatGPT about this, had no answer either.
They could have brought an inflatable bubble and people jump, and land on it, slide down to safety.
Ive never really looked that much into it but is there any REAL info on the dudes who hijacked the planes? Supposedly i know the fbi knew of them before this shit happened
They should have eaten beans before jumping. Just before landing the bean farts would then have softened the blow
>poo talking about farting to save your life
maximum kekerino
>be marvelbro working in twin towers
>9/11 happens
>spider-man never shows up to save you
>die when tower collapses
Marvel bros… it hurts