why did the worst programming language win so hard?

why did the worst programming language win so hard?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    phones

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NIST standard minion meme collection
    fuck this timeline

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ted was right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is there any institution that hasn't been pozzed?
      >NIST
      >IETF
      >CFRG

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>IETF
        Wait they were pretty based last I checked. What happened?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >IETF
        They and IEEE (if you overlook the IEEE 802.11 naming fiasco) were still generally pretty based last I checked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was literally made up for that joke image.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The NIST does apparently have a collection of memes, but with no minions to be found.
        https://www.nist.gov/education/memes-nist

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cute

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because while everybody else was deeply pontificating or waiting for a corporate board to tell them how to proceed, a lone programmer just took a steaming dump into the void to beat a deadline
    ... and here we are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So this is coming from someone who does embedded c and c++ for a living but the longer the live the more I believe that REAL JS (not this frameworks that call themselves and compile to JS crap) is the most based language.
      I'd argue Brendan Eich is the most based man to ever live. JS, Firefox when it was good, and now Brave and not afraid to show his power level.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't he want to make the browser language a Lisp, but then his manager or something made him turn it into a pseudo-Java?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Correct.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. The reason why JavaScript is so retarded is that they told him to make it similar to Java at the last moment and didn't give him enough time to do a good implementation with things like actual integers.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This wouldn't be an issue for a skilled developer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah and gave him like two weeks to do it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This closeted retard single-handedly destroyed the anti-chrome resistance with his anti gay virtue signalling

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbest post on LULZ history.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I do know, unlike you, dumb zoomer.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                evidently not. yes, people will be angry over a $1000 donation to anti-queer causes over a decade later
                if you don't know that by now then you're the zoomer

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's amazing how you zoomer naggers are so dumb you literally can't do anything but dig your holes deeper every time you post. You make the single most anti-real posts possible because you have no sapience and thus no critical thinking ability at all, you are literally just unthinking automata, repeating whatever was fed to you by your programmers. When rebuked, the only reaction is to triple down. Not to inform yourself, not to ask questions, not to look up facts, not to find a source, just to seemingly keep proving you do not possess even the most basic faculties that define humans in contrast to other living beings.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It would have been enough not to fire people for political actions that are completely outside of work, in their free time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He actually didn't want JavaScript to be the clusterfuck it is. He wanted to put a Lisp in the browser but Java was trendy so the management forced him to make him the language resemble Java with a very short deadline.
        Of course, JavaScript to Java is like brain cancer to brain.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Java is very cancerous, and adds OOP bloat. At this point, JS in node(With some C bindings) is faster than java too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a lone programmer
      Citation needed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He did it in a single 40 hour work week too. Although it was made with the goal of being "Scala that looks like Java" so he had a head start

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            GOD not Jesus took 7 full days to make the world. Brendan Eich made it usable in 5 8 hour days

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I-Is God not Jesus? T_T

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Old Testament God is God the Father

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know who zero and tab are but who’s the empty array?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least that is the modern belief some early Christians believed the 3 were entirely separate entities and some believed Old Testament God is New Testament Satan and vise versa

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. In the 2nd century, the roman church decided it was time to modify the scripture (that's when they changed "baptize in my name" to "baptize in the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit", even though they were too lazy to ever fix the rest so you see the apostles only ever baptize in the name of jesus in the rest of the new testament, never in other names). This caused a major schism, although most resulting denominations remained niche or died, as the kings and emperors through the ages favored the roman church.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why did they draw him with a nicotine patch on his face?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I-Is God not Jesus? T_T

              Old Testament God is God the Father

              This is your brain on the polytheism that is the trinity

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Scala
          scheme

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because javascript uses a lot of functional programming patterns which are actaully objectively good

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go ugly early

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why did the language that runs on everyones browser and is integral to everyday life win
    wow, idk anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >runs on everyones browser and is integral to everyday life
      hes asking why this happened, you giga retard

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's bullshit, this instruction doesn't exist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://developer.arm.com/documentation/dui0801/h/A64-Floating-point-Instructions/FJCVTZS

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a JavaScript OS is becoming a reality.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was the first to what people wanted. there's a huge advantage to that

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because microsoft suffocated everything decent
    javascript they could not kill because it is based on the browser.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and retards still say ARM is RISC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even RISC-V has a pozzed "J" extension, but at least it can be ignored

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Javascript is not even that bad. Webshitters are problem. Even if the web had used a programming language designed by god himself, the web would still be a bloated pile of shit.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dedicated card to speed up browsers?? what??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There even are VPSes with RDP now used to just run chrome.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bad things require fixing. Fixing represents many man-hours and huge financial burden. Those expenses are only rentabliized through use (either yours or others' who are willing to pay). As a result, bad things more often become standard than good things, as good things require little to no work to work right, so there is no sunk cost going on, which makes it easy for users of good things to move on, but hard for users of bad things to justify moving away from bad thing.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ARM
    >Acorn RISC Machine
    >Reduced Instruction Set Computer
    >has a whole instruction dedicated entirely to an obscure JavaScript use case

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ARM hasn't been RISC for almost 2 decades.
      x86 hasn't been CISC for 3 decades.
      Reality is, both are a hybrid of CISC and RISC design ideas at this point and the CISC/RISC labeling has been loooong over staying their usefulness.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my comp arch professor must've said "externally CISC, internally RISC" a hundred thousand times.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    calling the screen resolution/monitor resolution "viewport" is just self-flaggelating nerd-speak.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did anyone else immediately google "html5 card" looking to buy one?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk bro as a 5 year long javascript and meme framework dev i really dont know. I just hate it thats all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just to add we are not on the worst timeline rn but ngl its pretty trash

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothin personnel kid
    now buy my chuck-e-cheese tokens

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they didn't fire him. Maybe it would've prevented retarded decisions like bundling Pocket and Chrome wouldn't've gained a near-monopoly.

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