why did the worst programming language win so hard?
why did the worst programming language win so hard?
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>NIST standard minion meme collection
fuck this timeline
Ted was right.
is there any institution that hasn't been pozzed?
>NIST
>IETF
>CFRG
>>IETF
Wait they were pretty based last I checked. What happened?
>IETF
They and IEEE (if you overlook the IEEE 802.11 naming fiasco) were still generally pretty based last I checked.
It was literally made up for that joke image.
The NIST does apparently have a collection of memes, but with no minions to be found.
https://www.nist.gov/education/memes-nist
Cute
because while everybody else was deeply pontificating or waiting for a corporate board to tell them how to proceed, a lone programmer just took a steaming dump into the void to beat a deadline
... and here we are
So this is coming from someone who does embedded c and c++ for a living but the longer the live the more I believe that REAL JS (not this frameworks that call themselves and compile to JS crap) is the most based language.
I'd argue Brendan Eich is the most based man to ever live. JS, Firefox when it was good, and now Brave and not afraid to show his power level.
Didn't he want to make the browser language a Lisp, but then his manager or something made him turn it into a pseudo-Java?
Correct.
Yes. The reason why JavaScript is so retarded is that they told him to make it similar to Java at the last moment and didn't give him enough time to do a good implementation with things like actual integers.
This wouldn't be an issue for a skilled developer
yeah and gave him like two weeks to do it
This closeted retard single-handedly destroyed the anti-chrome resistance with his anti gay virtue signalling
Dumbest post on LULZ history.
>he doesn't know
I do know, unlike you, dumb zoomer.
evidently not. yes, people will be angry over a $1000 donation to anti-queer causes over a decade later
if you don't know that by now then you're the zoomer
It's amazing how you zoomer naggers are so dumb you literally can't do anything but dig your holes deeper every time you post. You make the single most anti-real posts possible because you have no sapience and thus no critical thinking ability at all, you are literally just unthinking automata, repeating whatever was fed to you by your programmers. When rebuked, the only reaction is to triple down. Not to inform yourself, not to ask questions, not to look up facts, not to find a source, just to seemingly keep proving you do not possess even the most basic faculties that define humans in contrast to other living beings.
It would have been enough not to fire people for political actions that are completely outside of work, in their free time.
He actually didn't want JavaScript to be the clusterfuck it is. He wanted to put a Lisp in the browser but Java was trendy so the management forced him to make him the language resemble Java with a very short deadline.
Of course, JavaScript to Java is like brain cancer to brain.
Yeah. Java is very cancerous, and adds OOP bloat. At this point, JS in node(With some C bindings) is faster than java too.
>a lone programmer
Citation needed.
He did it in a single 40 hour work week too. Although it was made with the goal of being "Scala that looks like Java" so he had a head start
He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus.
GOD not Jesus took 7 full days to make the world. Brendan Eich made it usable in 5 8 hour days
I-Is God not Jesus? T_T
Old Testament God is God the Father
I know who zero and tab are but who’s the empty array?
At least that is the modern belief some early Christians believed the 3 were entirely separate entities and some believed Old Testament God is New Testament Satan and vise versa
This. In the 2nd century, the roman church decided it was time to modify the scripture (that's when they changed "baptize in my name" to "baptize in the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit", even though they were too lazy to ever fix the rest so you see the apostles only ever baptize in the name of jesus in the rest of the new testament, never in other names). This caused a major schism, although most resulting denominations remained niche or died, as the kings and emperors through the ages favored the roman church.
why did they draw him with a nicotine patch on his face?
This is your brain on the polytheism that is the trinity
>Scala
scheme
because javascript uses a lot of functional programming patterns which are actaully objectively good
Go ugly early
>why did the language that runs on everyones browser and is integral to everyday life win
wow, idk anon.
>runs on everyones browser and is integral to everyday life
hes asking why this happened, you giga retard
that's bullshit, this instruction doesn't exist
https://developer.arm.com/documentation/dui0801/h/A64-Floating-point-Instructions/FJCVTZS
>a JavaScript OS is becoming a reality.
it was the first to what people wanted. there's a huge advantage to that
because microsoft suffocated everything decent
javascript they could not kill because it is based on the browser.
and retards still say ARM is RISC
even RISC-V has a pozzed "J" extension, but at least it can be ignored
Javascript is not even that bad. Webshitters are problem. Even if the web had used a programming language designed by god himself, the web would still be a bloated pile of shit.
dedicated card to speed up browsers?? what??
There even are VPSes with RDP now used to just run chrome.
Bad things require fixing. Fixing represents many man-hours and huge financial burden. Those expenses are only rentabliized through use (either yours or others' who are willing to pay). As a result, bad things more often become standard than good things, as good things require little to no work to work right, so there is no sunk cost going on, which makes it easy for users of good things to move on, but hard for users of bad things to justify moving away from bad thing.
>ARM
>Acorn RISC Machine
>Reduced Instruction Set Computer
>has a whole instruction dedicated entirely to an obscure JavaScript use case
ARM hasn't been RISC for almost 2 decades.
x86 hasn't been CISC for 3 decades.
Reality is, both are a hybrid of CISC and RISC design ideas at this point and the CISC/RISC labeling has been loooong over staying their usefulness.
my comp arch professor must've said "externally CISC, internally RISC" a hundred thousand times.
calling the screen resolution/monitor resolution "viewport" is just self-flaggelating nerd-speak.
did anyone else immediately google "html5 card" looking to buy one?
Idk bro as a 5 year long javascript and meme framework dev i really dont know. I just hate it thats all
just to add we are not on the worst timeline rn but ngl its pretty trash
nothin personnel kid
now buy my chuck-e-cheese tokens
I wish they didn't fire him. Maybe it would've prevented retarded decisions like bundling Pocket and Chrome wouldn't've gained a near-monopoly.