Why did Loki took my virginity one day

Hi guys... I don't know how to start this post but Loki one day transform into a woman and took my virginity in the month of Ramadan. I'm a heterosexual male that's 23 yrs young,I was quite shaken and left sexually venerable because I never did it with a girl before especially a God/Goddess that decided to take it.

So I wanted to meet Satan but instead of meeting him, Loki disguises himself as a Fallen angel to scare me. But I set up a trapped where we are locked on a boat which he flipped the fuck out and started to panic and praying to the All Father for help.

I started to call him out and tease him how I trapped him. So reply to me... "At least your fluids inside me" with a proud lustful horny face.

I got bewildered and got nervous on what he meant... but I thought it was something else until another dream where we were having sex and I orgasmically ejaculated inside of Loki... (oh my god the vagina felt so unbelievably real). After that dream I didn't hear from Loki again... and I do my best so he/she doesn't notice me ro grabbed his/her attention again. lol.

The whole thing left me very confused and sexually venerable like I never been before. Could anyone of you who knows Loki please me why would, Loki to take my virginity that night. I asked Odin and Thor but I didn't get a reply. I intimately told Allah about it but I don't know what he thinks of it. I'm not going to ask that pervert Loki himself/herself because I feel... I don't know just venerable, scared, nervous, and I guess you can say shy.

Also could anyone tell me why Loki is forced to work with Yahweh since he told me he knows him? Did Loki made a deal with him but tried cancel his end of the deal but the norse Gods forces Loki to keep the end of the deal?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Also if your curious I'm heterosexual and not at all interested into gender fluids or transgender types. I come from a abrahamic background. As I was praying and fasting to Allah.

    I had unwanted taste of Loki sexuality. I mean... couldn't the pervert couldn't wait until the month was over.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Loki turned into a woman and made me gay
    That does sound like something Loki would do. Now your soul will not be accepted into israelite heaven and you will have to blow yourself up to gain entry. If you don't, your soul will float in the astral plane and you'll probably come back here to have sex or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >to have sex
      the horror

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, either take your meds or stop Larping bruh.
    That or you had a fun dream.

    Seriously if you actually believed in Allah (glory unto him) you would realize that the Norse Gods are just a bunch of false idols.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This pretty much.

      Though I'm in the camp that the old gods are misidentified angels and that said old gods/angels represent natural faces and inner truths of God's creation. Think what Jung was trying to capture by studying dreams and Campbell with myths. Set aside if the Norse pantheon are true or not. Focus that this Loki is a subconscious issue you're dealing with. It might be that you're confused about sex and is a taboo matter for you hence why a god of lies and a trickster came to you. Compare that if Venus or a love goddess who have came to you.

      As someone who had dreams like that with goddesses before, you didn't lose your virginity so don't fret or lose sleep over it. I would actually recommend you to read the old myths pertaining to Loki, there might be something there why this figure and or concept popped out to you.

      Remember, anything in life can become a false idol be it a relationship, career or even angels. As long as you understand that these dreams and old gods are merely vehicles or window dressing to a hidden truth of heaven, you'll be fine. In closing, don't get lost in the sauce.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for the excellent intellectual interpretation. I adore your religious perspective, and intellect and I shall take your advice. The Norse Gods give me signs they are indeed real. Sometimes like you said they reveal different parts of them. For example, as I was heading to the Mosque on a heavy raining day Archangel Michael revealed to me he was Mighty God Thor, like that one time that pervert loki reveal to me he was Satan. and that one time Allah revealed to me he was Jesus and Yahweh, and other names of God. So what you said beautifully true brother and may God bless you for Intellectual religious views.

        You slept with Goddesses before? May I ask you what Goddesses did you you sleep with? Who and why? Like you said the reason why Loki wanted me to clap her cheeks because I was subconsciously sexually repressed or never got the opportunity to express my sexuality in this sexually toxic culture where I'm living in.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. The Norse Gods are indeed real. The more real than you and I, and everybody else. They have made their presence known to me by visiting my dreams and giving me signs. The reason why most people like you don't understand because they are beyond your comprehension, and they are because they Gods that live in the higher celestial plane.

      Interesting you mentioned Jesus because there's some Norse Gods that absolutely love Jesus like Loki and Baldur, while some of them despise him like Odin and Thor.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Source: your ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the Norse Gods are just a bunch of false idols
      You keep telling yourself that. Just keep in mind that when Loki comes as a sexy lady to engulf your penis in her penis sleeve, you're having sex with a man and are therefore gay.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuckin hell, what a schizo thread

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Odin here, this does seem like something my adopted son would do. Not my problem.

Your email address will not be published.