Why aren't you masturbating right now, anon-kun?

Why aren't you jerking off right now, anon-kun?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    came twice to chubby boy butts.
    im done for the night

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual
      Dgahah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >homosexual
        Going to jerk off one more time just for you.
        Also post butthole.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >post butthole
          I hope that this becomes the new "touch grass"
          It's universal, everyone has a butthole. Very dismissive

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, except Castro, except I think he finally died

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will soon
    I used to only jerk off once every other day but recently I've been cooming twice a day once in the morning once at night
    my sex drive is too high

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ive been doing no fap for 4 years now. don't see why I would stop at this point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have wet dreams?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no. I learned how to stop wet dreams through flexing my wiener muscles.

        I did NNN and I was erect and extremely horny for the majority of the day in those final days
        my sex drive is just too high to do shit like that
        that's also when I first starting getting sexual thoughts involving transgenders
        my libido is way too high to abstain for extended periods of time

        funny way of saying you lack willpower. I guarantee my sex drive and testosterone dwarfs yours I just don't touch my dick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have willpower, did you not read the part where I said I did NNN?
          it was extremely difficult but I did it
          I highly doubt you have a higher sex drive

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >nnn

            >1 month

            did you not read the part where I said I have been doing no fap for 4 years? 1 month is fricking nothing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if you can go 4 years without jerking off or having sex your sex drive is low as frick
            unless you're having extremely frequent wet dreams

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no again its called willpower. something that you lack. my sex drive is fine and I get horny/ pop boners all the time, morning wood etc. I just don't jerk off. don't compare me to you were not even the same species I have ascended. have fun rolling around in the mud like the rest of your kind coomer b***h homosexual.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >when you desperately need self-validation

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >when you cope and have no actual come back

            you can go fap to porn now coomer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I literally couldn't think straight most of the time
            by the end of the month
            I wanted to go about my day normally but my libido had other plans
            if you can still think straight after a month of abstinence, then your sex drive is low, period.
            I will say that I was 17 when this happened, so if you're older then maybe that's why you have an easier time, NNN with the 17 yo sex drive was almost impossible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did NNN and I was erect and extremely horny for the majority of the day in those final days
      my sex drive is just too high to do shit like that
      that's also when I first starting getting sexual thoughts involving transgenders
      my libido is way too high to abstain for extended periods of time

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I already did earlier to NTR kino

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im too busy mogging palmer at the moment

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been doing it three to five times a day since I was 12.I'm 24 now and after doing it so much, it starts to get boring. I've seen so many naked girls that porn 2D or 3D doesn't even get me hard anymore. It is all boring now and my penis is desensitized. I've been on Nofap for three weeks and my pp is still dead.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too drunk. Or, not drunk, but suffering through the come-down. I'm coming down too hard to cum. Alcodroid tells me I'll be sober in 16 more hours. Wish me luck.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like making other anons jerk off on blue boards, I don't even fap during it half the time myself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have anything like that but more focused on feet, tbh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More like what, exactly?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, that'll do. Thanks, anon. Pretend this was adv and my wife just died or something.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My condolences, then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I like making other anons jerk off on blue boards

      I see you, enemy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Devilish and Evilpilled

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    none of the NSFFW girls i wanted to talk to are messaging back on discord so i beat off to femboys on /gif/
    women have no right to criticize me for using porn when they won't even give the time of day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the hole point of criticizing you is so that you're more desperate for their validation and therefore more likely to give them resources for jack shit in return

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i've literally never given a girl online any kind of resource other than my conversation

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's bad to do it more than once in a while, and if I'm not actively doing nofap, I'm gonna start doing it everyday.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do it unconsciously every couple of days.
    At least I don't jerk off every day

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too lonely
    I hug my pillow instead
    sometimes I get hard while doing it

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my neighbors are fighting again and they're being super fricking loud
    I cannot jerk off unless they stop shouting

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    id rather see 2d cuddling threads but those don;t stick anymore so yeah

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My penis is mutilated and so jerking off is disappointing for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that is very unfortunate anon
      I've been told that for an uncircumcised guy a handjob with good lube can feel better than a blowjob
      I wouldn't know because I've never had any kind of sexual act performed on me by a woman but I'll report back after I've seen a prostitute 😉

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't anymore,my dick work and I get aroused but ...it's just don't work

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at work sitting at my desk. The only time I got boners at work was when a femanon would send me selfies and say wholesome things to me.
    I miss that.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i only fap while playing visual novels now. my libido has also nose dived in the past years so more than every 2-3 days is basically unheard of

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This morning I smoked weed and gooned for 3 hours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kys holmes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i hate weed makes me unbelievably horny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon, but weed makes the same to me.
        I love it tho, I do it a bunch of times until I pass out lol most of the time I even lose count of how many times I coom

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No reason too. Cant find what I want porn is boring and its just a lot of work for no payout.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to, but I'm simply not horny. Any bawds around?

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