Why aren't American men good enough to win a tradwife Olympians heart? What the hell's wrong with them??!

Why aren't American men good enough to win a tradwife Olympians heart? What the hell's wrong with them??!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11650625/Inside-Lolo-Jones-search-love-public-declaration-virginity-destroyed-dating-life.html

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She's married to Jesus now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

      >I'm a 40 y/o roastie looking for 'the one'
      >You gonna meet him real soon. His name is Jesus.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shriveled up man face and probably either lying or is only a virgin because her hormonal system is fricked up from her lifestyle - either way, pass!

    >bonus: no breasts

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she's lying like the prostitute she is
    no moderately attractive, fit woman remains a virgin until 40
    unless she's completely nuts with some kind of anti-sex obsession
    so either she's lying
    or sex with her is one huge problem (in which case good, stay celibate crazy b***h)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I used to train bobsled with her. She's definitely a virgin

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sure you did
        and sure she is

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            oh wow
            a pic of a guy and some bobsleds
            this proves beyond all doubt Ms. Jones is a virgin

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ms. Jones strikes up a conversation
            With a black-haired flamenco dancer
            You know she dances while his father plays guitar
            She's suddenly beautiful
            And we all want something beautiful
            Man, I wish I was beautiful

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            stop embarrassing yourself you dumb Black person
            take the L and frick off

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Very interesting, what's she like?

        Poles prove some war is good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How do you even get into bobsledding as a hobby or a sport? The only place I ever even hear of it is the Winter Olympics. I'd kinda like to try it some time, it looks fun, but the closest I've ever seen IRL is tobogganing hills.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I watched it in the 2010 Winter Olympics right when I was finishing up college. Instead of getting a 9-5 job I went to a team USA bobsled recruitment camp (they call them driving schools or combines). I was pretty good and they asked me to come back for the winter to train. Kept with it and started traveling around Europe and the 4 tracks in North America. Racing on the development circuits for team USA

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks! Neat.

            my brother's second wife got pregnant and had her first kid at 39
            my brother was 52 at the time
            both were fit and athletic types though so yeah
            but it can happen

            >my brother's second wife got pregnant and had her first kid at 39
            I know it's possible, but it's really REALLY unlikely. IIRC after age 40 there's only around a 2% chance of a successful pregnancy. And she's probably going to insist on being courted for a year or two before making a decision, so the odds keep dropping.

            Congrats to your brother and his wife.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/foMkDIn.png

      Why aren't American men good enough to win a tradwife Olympians heart? What the hell's wrong with them??!

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11650625/Inside-Lolo-Jones-search-love-public-declaration-virginity-destroyed-dating-life.html

      I thought Olympians had sex parties during/after the games? Its something the committee tries to stop half the time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They said that sex is bad for prime performance. Now they backing off on that a little.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she could have crippling disfigurement of her genitals or be a total hypochondriac / germophobe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More than likely just blowjobs and anal, no veganal sex so she considers herself still a virgin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's either a loophole virgin or a born again virgin.
      Never forget that women are the best at lying to themselves.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >2012 reveals she is a virgin
      >2020 freezes eggs
      moron.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't American chads good enough to win a tradwife Olympians heart? What the hell's wrong with them??!

    fixed that for you

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >killing dating life by saying you're a virgin
    what shit. Guys like virgins, now being 40 is kinda old. What a dumb take

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2023: Woman makes headlines by declaring virginity

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd give her the podium gold if you catch my drift

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ja peirdole, moje pole

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Athletic, beautiful, virgin sorceress. Our queen?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll do the needful, I would have been an Olympic wrestler if not for the accident.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all her life’s “accomplishments” mean nothing, in 50 years she will be gone and entirely forgotten. she could have had a husband and children and grandchildren and so on. literally just a worthless career woman

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't she just pay someone to impregnate her?
    How hard can it be?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's all a big lie, Manuel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >impregnate her
      >age 40
      good fricking luck

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my brother's second wife got pregnant and had her first kid at 39
        my brother was 52 at the time
        both were fit and athletic types though so yeah
        but it can happen

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is this bullshit?

    Men love virgin women, it’s always been like this. How the hell would revealing you’re a virgin destroy your sex life?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the reasoning is:
      >if you haven't had sex by 40
      >something is very wrong with you
      >probably not in the pussy
      >but in the head

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >saying I'm a virgin ruined my dating life!
      >young girls, you need to bawd it up!
      Obvious psyop. The reason men don't want to date her is because she's old and can't have kids. Every sane man knows a women's only value is as a mother. Even fertile women who are >30 are not appealing, as they're not likely to have many kids, will be geriatric pregnancies more prone to health problems for the mother and child, the mother can't recover from pregnancy as well as, more likely to have problems conceiving, etc. Women athletes are also prone to more fertility problems, as are obese women. You ideally want a skinny to slightly pudgy (sub-obese) girl.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why write it like this
    >over the intense 'anxiety' she feels over 'running out of time' to become a mother
    the quotes around "anxiety" give it a backhanded subtext
    >no honey, that's not 'anxiety' you're feeling, it's failure

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mutts failing to slay middle aged athlete pussy
    Frick amerimutts

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She can have me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently atleast 3 other guys thought like you did, so she labeled them stalkers that ruined her life.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >female
    >above the age of 14
    >virgin
    lol lmao

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > Finds her Instagram account
    Yeah. That isn't a virgin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol. I wonder how many men tried to meet her. If nothing else, the bosses of Twitter, Facebook and Instagram also pair up people. There are also groups of men, who want to pair up, just so they can get money. All kinds of people. She resisted them all?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt that there are no good Christian men in her church or in some other church around.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shes a christian
    shes got some hangups with love and sex.
    seems like ivf is a better option than freezing your eggs.

    she reminds me of a coworker i had a huge crush on

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