Why are they so fucking stupid bros?
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Because they have no tail.
Shouldn't you be in the meat grinder?
I'm grinding my meat right now.
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He is 14 yo.
How is that an excuse? 14 yo men defending Berlin were the old ones
Where are my footpaws?
You will day in a gruesome traffic accident and I can't wait for the day, little homosexual.
hey retard, pro tip: when you make a photo to put in faceapp, put a couple inch border on the bottom that way when it writes the logo on the bottom of the picture it will be in the border so you can crop it off so it wont be in the actual picture
You are my rock, snownaggerbro.
You are the only good vatnagger
Are you really telling me that if a bunch of stupid israelites accidentally sent you 10 million dollars that you wouldn’t spend it? You would give it back? What a cuck
>Goes on spending spree after getting 10 Mill
Hey, who wouldn't?
no body accidently sends you anything
I am sure company's do this quickly to pull off a scam shift some numbers around
Barclay's accidentally put 20k in to my bank account before, it's not even something hard to believe you retard.
As somebody who uses to work on payment processing systems at barclays I'm amazed it doesn't happen more often, there was no documentation and no training so we barely knew how they worked and had to hack stuff together when there were issues
there is stature in law that if transaction was made of mistake not of fair competition kind it can be void, including false monetary transactions. if nobody would do that there'd be no legislation
Fun legal fact: If a company accidentally you any amount of money, they are almost always allowed to claw it back.
Still up to you if you wanna go on a spending spree or just face the music and give it back. Either way you gotta pay up.
what about when people do it? And its lesser amount of money. Do they still get it back?
Are you crazy? No only israelites get it back chud
Not if you take it out and move abroad, good luck finding me. Better option than wageslaving.
yeah right send that to my mail then OOPS I already moved out of your jurisdiction, bought stupid amounts of gold which I subsequently dropped into a lake SORRY HAHAHA THAT WAS STUPID OF ME WASN'T IT
Imagine them getting these 10M back in the form of almost new designer clothes, shoes and fragrances
least then its actual value
*buy shitloads of stuff*
*Oops I lost it all in a boating accident haha whoopsie anyway, byeeee!
They will have to face to music and get me out of Venezuela
They can try. I'm withdrawing all of it and then vanishing. There won't be a person to take the money back from and I don't think my cum socks and piss bottles left behind will sell for much.
My car insurance company accidentally sent me $1600 a week before Christmas 2019, obviously meant for someone else as I'd made no claim, contacted them about it and was told I'd be emailed the details of the transaction, placement and removal ect for tax, next day they sent me an email simply saying merry christmas, thanks for your honesty keep the money.
When it comes to small sums like that, it often ends up costing more to reclaim it purely in the man-hours required to get it back than the initial sum, so they just write it off. There's just so much paperwork involved in refunding a transaction and reintegrating that sum into the companies balance sheet, because it's not technically income, so it has to be filed separately from earnings, and all the accounts have to be balanced correctly.
Also it's tax deductible so they really don't care.
Which one?
>bank error in your favor
I would withdraw the money entirely and disappear forever.
This.
Why would you stay in a place where they can find you when you become loaded?
because they won't let you withdraw that much cash. maybe 50k, but not much more. they also flag your account and notify police of suspicious behaviour. not worth.
>let you
>your account
And people out there still have faith in this bullshit system. It's mine. Give me my shit. No? Then your institution which exists only to physically protect my shit has no reason to exist. The shit isn't physical anymore anyway? Perfect! When does your obsolete cancerous business model get dismantled and relegated to humanity's regret-filled history? Never? Because you need to skim off the top every time you move non-physical "things" (that are meant to represent physical things but we all know they don't) back and forth between ethereal noon-physical containers? I'm thinking this is not a service that society needs since it's a do nothing service.
Wow anti-semitic much?
>Give me my shit. No? Then your institution which exists only to physically protect my shit has no reason to exist.
what are you going to do about it?
>move it in to another account
>move it to a bank in another country if possible
>buy a plane ticket to another country
>??????
>profit
Maybe our banks suck but here everything takes time
>>move it in to another account
>>move it to a bank in another country if possible
Transaction will be blocked. Money transfer will not go through and even if it did the money will be charged back to the first account and traced down to whatever bank it was sent to and withdrawn from there. Bank accidentally placed 30k in my dads beaner friends bank account. He blew it in a day. Still paying it back 10+ years later too.
Oh also years ago, a friend found a leather pouch with about 40k from a pizza hutt friday night deposit. The cops used security cameras from the parking lot to figure out the car and identify him. They charged him with armed robbery for finding that money. He took the plea bargain of grand larceny and did about 15 of his 30 year sentence.
See the system is setup to protect the big fish against the small fish and if a small fish takes a bite from the big fish because the big fish made a bad fucking mistake well the system is prepared for this eventuality.
here's how you do it:
> switch bank accounts ASAP, close you current and transfer everything over. Transfer half out to a friend or family member or someone you trust. Use it to pay off mortgages or loans if possible.
>take remaining half - move into one of those stupid stock or pension plans, in a different name if possible
> invest in business shit, just blow that shit on buying the freehold of a commercial office or something, build a portfolio of interests
> slowly and steadily move assets abroad, the more you can get abroad the faster you can win at this, but don't do it all at once. Have goals and stretch goals for how much investment you can get into your abroad ventures. I know businesses here squirrel away millions from selling property in tax havens, but you have to buy and sell and that takes time.
> take out a small amount of about $1000 every month in cash just to squirrel away, do this for all accounts
>find money
>15 years in prison
that didnt happen
You have no idea how fucked this country is bro. Bang them doors for the mandem
You wouldn't be able to withdraw that much in cash at once without them looking into it because banks don't have that much cash around
>looking into it
The next plane abroad leaves in 30 minutes after arriving to the airport.
You don’t need cash, you just need to buy hard assets or things like precious metals that you can easily turn back into cash. With a business you could buy wholesale quantities of something you could resell later
If you tried to withdraw it as cash in person yeah that'd be difficult but if you put in a form request from another institution to transfer the money then it would go through much easier. Take it out to Singapore and then some kind of crypto from there then disappear.
you cant. banks are already stingy with withdrawing 10k cash
this, I've done it and was practically interrogated for 15 minutes.
I made a mistake with taxes once and got assigned an investigator. You just have to be really friendly and helpful, work hard to help them and give them everything they want.
are you 12? You can withdraw more than a few thousand.
It's actually illegal to spend money wired to the wrong account if it was a typo or system error. My guess is someone had a typo in the routing number and sent it to a roastie by accident. She was just too retarded to know you can't spend money sent to you by accident.
Imagine telling your boss you accidentally fat fingered $10.5mil
Pfft, I'd cash that shit instantly and leave the country.
You can't just cash 10million. Your bank won't have the cash and even if it did there would be a a lot of eyebrows raised and questions from seniority if a customer who suddenly gained a massive amount of money wanted to withdraw it all, not because they think it's a mistaken transfer but more likely it's related to crime like drug muleing or something.
You would have to spend it on assets abroad that aren't easily traced and then leave the country, you can't spend it domestically and think you won't get caught.
Haha why is this thread full of homosexuals? Thanks for the 10.5 mil cryptobros, I’m taking that shit abroad, catch me if you can. If I can move it through a bunch of accounts maybe I can buy myself enough time to liquidate it before they catch up with me.
Fucking idiot you can't withdraw more than 10k in one single day in aus anyway
Why?
Because weak minded fucks like you allowed it to be
Why would I withdraw it in cash retard. I’d actually have to look at the best way to move it but I’d probably move it straight to my business account, then to my trust which owns my business. Hopefully it takes them long enough to track where I’ve moved it that I can purchase untraceable hard assets and pms to resell later. False identification and docs would probably be a smart buy too.
Also you can withdraw more then 10 grand per day mate, I’ve done it before, the bank carried on a bit but wasn’t an issue.
I paid cash for my house 5 years ago. $314k. The money just flowed to its recipient with no hitches and the bank was happy to do business with m.
>Be w*man
>Get sent 10 million dollars
>Instead of buying a house and basic things you go on a spending soree and buy the most expensive useless clothes
>Go broke in less than 2 days
>Go on tinder and find extra rich guy
>He pays for all your shit
>Start an onlyfans and make half of the previous amount of money from all the simps
>No consequences faced
I hate women so much it's unreal
you guys are retarded, you just need to run some social engineering on some retarded bank clerk and the money is yours. many goys in this thread
It's their error, that's her money now, they should commit suicide as reprentace.
There was a similar case here in Australia several years ago where a glitch in a bank's system removed the overdraft limit on a girl's checking account, and she went fucking nuts with that shit.
The first and only reaction when a girl realizes that she can withdraw more than she really has = SPEND LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW
Not a single one asks:
"Hmm...what kind of shitty company is this Crypto.com to be making this big of a reckless fuck up? I wonder if my money really is safe with these wankers?"
>Sends you 10 million in crypto
"We need that back right now"
>You make a mistake sending crypto
"Not our problem"
This is why monero is so great. If the money was in BTC you could instantly convert it to monero on cakewallet (which is completely anonymous), then you have untraceable crypto.
Women are retarded though. I forced myself to be gay because I hate women so much.
crypto companies are pretty fucking stupid, though they make a lot of money i guess
I would do the same and buy all the property I can
This story is complete bullshit. Notice how they snuck in"crypto company" in the title. As if there is money to be made in crypto, go buy the crypto you pc.
>crypto neets paying for roastie
That's just an accelerated version of what would happen anyway.