Why Are Stoners Such Fucking Liars

>DUUUUUDE you HAVE to smoke this weed before you go, what if you get in a car crash and die and NEVER get to EXPERIENCE this LIFE CHANGING thing
>Bro I drove 800 miles but it was worth it, I got a stash, finally, oh my mood is going to be sooooo good
>I mean, yes I could go to jail or lose my job but it's WEEEEDD I'ts SOOO GOOOD
>No, I'm not going to just chill, I'm going to obsessively spend decades of my life advocating for this shit to be legal because I feel spiritually compelled to get everyone to also use it.

Meanwhile, after you tell a stoner that nah, you aren't really curious to try drugs.
>DUDE! It's just weed, it's like barely a big deal, you don't even really feel anything.

Oh really, is that so? Fucking homosexuals.

  1. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did somebody invite you to smoke weed with them and now youre sperging out online because you didnt want any?

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      This thread makes me want to smoke weed even more. Time to light a joint.

      Good for you for standing up for your beliefs and staying away from weed.

      I'm doing a DAB right now because of your bitch crying ass.

      Butthurt on display.
      Just admit that you're emotionally attached to a chemical and are pathetic losers meandering through God's one life he has given you.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Wahhhh wahhhhhhh wahhhhhhhh people do things I don't like with their life wahhhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhh

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >people do things I don't like with their life
          is literally the central topic of this board dumbass

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            israelites and naggers aren't people anon

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        If you eat salt with your food youre "emotionally attached to a chemical" you fucking retard.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Salt has nutritional value, and too much salt is bad.
          Spice doesn't change your cognition.
          Herbs don't alter your priorities and relationships or morph your sense of life.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >meandering through God's one life he has given you.
        Weed is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          God doesn't want us to be high and euphoric all the time every day.
          God doesn't want our happiness to exist only with a chemical, hazy, psychoactive dopamine high.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I grow my own, but some stoners really are fucking annoying. I will ask somebody if they want some once, and if they say no, that's the end of it. I see no need to annoy the fuck out of people with it.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know but they come here specifically like a pharmakikebot.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        This topic brings insects out of the woodwork. Notably in the post-Ukraine era of shilling. /misc/ has always been about 50-50 on this topic, but lately it's shill city.

  2. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    This thread makes me want to smoke weed even more. Time to light a joint.

    Good for you for standing up for your beliefs and staying away from weed.

  3. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Weed is fine for medical issues (good pain reliever and anti-stress med) but anyone who gets zonked out of their mind every week on it is a fucking loser. They want you to be an apathetic retard like them so they push their degenerate choices on you to justify it to themselves

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Weed doesn't do shit medically. CBD or at least Sativa is enough.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Sativa is enough
        Fucking tard.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Anytime I hear someone talk about CBD, or kava or kratom my eyes violently roll into the back of my head. It's my only defense when I hear the dumbest shit imaginable. I wish those idiots would just give that money to me because I have plenty of magic beans that will calm and smooth you, I swear they work, they're magic!

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            CBD is sufficient for epilepsy and glaucoma issues and there is no other medical use for weed.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              you're retarded . cannabis is one of the best antiemetics in the world. smoke through inhalation can provide effective relief within seconds.
              ask any hungover person about it
              or sick person
              or cancer patient

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Kratom actually does something. Pain killer and stimulant at the same time.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              Suuuuuree bud. Sure. It's totally a substitute for your heroin addiction and not completely an overpriced placebo

              Once again, I have magic beans that will fix all your junky problems.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          hemp flower is enough for glaucoma.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I get zonked out every night, that doesnt mean i do anything "they" want. Weak people are weak, fin.

  4. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing a DAB right now because of your bitch crying ass.

  5. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    As a recovering alcoholic who just picked up a 2 year chip today, I fucking love weed. Smoke just about everyday. I ran out of pot about 4 days ago and I've suffered from a little rough sleep and no appetite. Big deal. In three weeks, I don't even think about smoking pot.

    Now, you try just moderately drinking every day for a month and quit cold turkey. For me, it took well over 6 months until I stopped having literal dreams about getting drunk.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >When I don't have weed, burh, I don't even need it and like only have weird dreams for a week
      >When I do have weed I smoke it four times everyday, never dream, and live in a total daze, totally disconnected from meaning in life because why would I care the weed is good.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        You don't know shit stfu.

        Sativa is a strain of weed one of two main strains.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, I meant Indica. Oh sorry I don't regularly buy and smoke weed.

          There's no additional medical value to Sativa or high THC strains. It's only to get high, and in fact that's the only reason most people even care about Indica or CBD because they're so desperate for their memory of the high they're will to to try to get it through placebo

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Your body actually has two different kinds of cannabanoid receptors. One gets you high when cannabanoids plug into it and the other modulates your immune system. If you're having immune related inflammation issues, THC might actually help. Nobody has been able to get permission to test on humans, but it has been shown to stop cytokine storms in animal testing.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              If that's true it could be easily synthesized without the other side effects and ingredients.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                It's specifically the cannaboids, including THC, that are the active chemicals. And big pharma does have a synthetic THC called marinol.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                leave it to semitic trips to suggest synthesizing a naturally occurring compound.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          You do realize that those plants have been crossed bread for like a thousand years and there really isn't a difference.

          Who am I kidding, of course you don't. You're the kind of chump that buys weed and asks "whats it name?" Just so the dealer can make something up and charge you an extra ten

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Uhhh, I smoke because it feels good after working a long day. Makes food better and videogames better. Makes sex better.

        The point of life is not to suffer my friend. Sorry if you are one of those self-flagellating types. Suffering doesn't make you better than anyone else. Infact, it's probably holding you back

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          The point of life isn't to just be high all the time either.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Says fucking who?

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              I’m surprised how much this person cares about what other people do. Wild

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                If you can't articulate your point of authority then I'm not sure how you can care about anything.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              I’m surprised how much this person cares about what other people do. Wild

              Your failure to find anything interesting about this question or see any of logic behind why there's more to life than being high proves exactly what weed does to people.
              It's exactly why we are where we are.

  6. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >OP seeks out strangers online to have a conversation about marijuana

    sounds like some stoner shit to me, OP. get help mate

  7. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >drive 800 miles for bud
    No I just order from the dispensary

  8. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I am teetotal but why are you seething bro

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, totally square to complain about peoples' priorities orienting completely around a chemical high that also fucks their cognition and memory.

  9. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the lies?

  10. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Literally everyone on this board bangs on about drinking fuck off

  11. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I own my own business and can make money literally anywhere i go in the world so im not worried about losing my job. Its legal for medical in my state so i just buy from patients and still have a concealed carry to make buying guns and traffic stops easier. Whats your argument against me homosexual?

  12. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Oregon and can pick up an ounce for $30 bucks but I choose not too just because it does make me a bit more of a hedonist. Weed really doesn't change anything in your life its kinda like alcohol where retards exaggerate the effects when they think its cool. I enjoyed both a lot more when I smoked cigarettes but now its meh. I'm on mushrooms rn

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I grow my own, but some stoners really are fucking annoying. I will ask somebody if they want some once, and if they say no, that's the end of it. I see no need to annoy the fuck out of people with it.

      THC distorts cognition and memory. Most users don't have the ability to accurately introspect about how it's changing them. They just roll with it only understanding that their subjective experience was good.
      When you look at how people and culture overall change when people start smoking weed, it's lamentable.

      Some people can use a little bit here and there, but even these people start to use it more and more, and dream of doing it instead of doing other things.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      It does when they use it all day everyday

      Otherwise ya probably just makes people slightly gayer with a bad cough

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, you should place a positive value on sobriety and you should be sober more often than not. That's true with alcohol too.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          I never drank for years, and the people I know who did never got drunk, not ever. Maybe 10 drinks a year, 2-3 at a time on holidays.

          Even daily wine (too much) or a Friday 5 pints at the bar do not qualify as binge, drunk drinking. It does not elevate your use to the same point that basic THC high represents.

          That said, I had about two years of being drunk a lot and I'm not going to be like a stoner and try to explain why it was good. Things were shit in my life with all the shit going on in the world and I just wanted to be emotionally free from some shit that made me want to die, I wanted to not care that I was so lonely.

          I would never say that there was anything good about it. It was a miserable disgrace.

          The fact stoners seriously struggle to criticize their addition in any way, and that weed users can't be bothered to make ANY judgments about it other than subjective experience (it feels good, it make me feel paranoid) is telling and frightening. Shit fucks with your head.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, you sound like a miserable drunk. I went to an AA meeting today.

            "Lady doth protest too much"

            You do know you're going to die early, from drinking, don't you?

            "Heavy drinking accounts for a fifth of deaths in Americans aged 20 to 49, study shows"

            If I could find a headline like that for weed, I'd send it but there isn't one.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              I don't get drunk anymore. Maybe once a month I'll do 1-3 pints. It's still bad for you. More and more I just skip. I quit because I found something to live for.

              Just because weed doesn't affect your physical health as much as booze doesn't make weed good.
              But, the whole point is stoners are spiritually and mentally warped pathetic losers with an inappropriate attachment to a drug that they are unable emotionally to admit is a problem in any way.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                And once again, I'm going to ask you what your point of authority is so I understand why you think the way you do. But you're a pussy who doesn't test their own convictions.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Also, I know you're lying. Your probably having a cold one right now you homosexual.

                I got to wake up and be at work at 4:30am, something your drunk ass could never do

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                And now you're defending weed like it's you're girlfriend.
                And projecting. You know that if alcohol was your weed, you'd be drinking it day and night because you can't live your life without weed.

  13. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    > REEEEEEE
    > PEOPLE ARE HAVING KICKS I WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND DONT KNOW ANYONE
    > I HAVE NO WAY TO GET WEED
    The thread.
    Cope fag.

  14. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    man the rich faggy kids are out in full force tonight huh? take a shower and go to bed

  15. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >really strong feelings and opinions

  16. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I had some points saved up at the dispensary and got a 1/2 ounce of top shelf for $20.

  17. 3 days ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I can take it or leave it tbh
    Since I took it for 30 years I'm becoming more 'leave it' with every year.
    Haven't bought any for a couple of years, haven't smoked any since socially last summer.
    It simply isn't a big deal either way

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      And people really still haven't connected the dots on how weed has destroyed Western white culture socially?
      Part of the reason why the Black community in America collapsed between the 1950s and 60s (there was a blackout in NYC in the 50s and nothing happened, but in the 60s there was mass looting).
      It was the reefer culture of the 40s and 50s among blacks. It finally caught up in the 60s.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you should look into big oil & how they destroyed the hemp industry you fucking loon

        Merseyside?

        Lmfaoooooooo

        It's from 'No context Britain' on twatter. I lel'd

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >hemp meme
          hahahahahaha
          Jesus Christ mate

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Merseyside?

      Lmfaoooooooo

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Merseyside?
        What’s wrong with merseyside (lancashire) you mong? Southern cunt

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Liverpool has problems but theres a lot of nice places in mersey side. Formby, Southport the rest goes on

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >What’s wrong with merseyside (lancashire)
          It's on the wrong side of the Pennines, you're all thieving scallies & it never stops raining.
          You're too close to Ireland as well

  19. 3 days ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    stoners are disgusting but you sound like a fag

  21. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Saying you don’t think something should be illegal isn’t obsession. The irony is people like you are way more obsessed with keeping it illegal/recriminalizing than anyone is obsessed with legalizing it. It’s less dangerous than alcohol but you can easily get twenty years for having enough on your person, not being under the influence of it, just having it on you, you don’t have to smoke weed to realize that makes zero sense while most third strike DUI cases only get like three years. If you hate weed so much it also makes zero sense you’d hang out with people that use it, you’re just regurgitating shit you read on “muh devils lettuce bad” facebook groups. Basically the equivalent of saying anyone who doesn’t smoke weed is just mad they didn’t get invited to parties and now hate weed because if its association with said parties

  22. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    As always, the problem is lack of Christ.

  23. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've never met someone who smoked weed and was neurotic. I tried and stopped after realizing it made me more stressed and not less. It's a meme plant for npcs.

  24. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Weed is entirely recreational, and should be treated as such
    It has medicinal properties for those who are in serious pain, but they are the exception

  25. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 45. I didn't touch weed until three years ago. I hate stoner culture and figured all the medicinal use crap was hippy stoner bullshit. When they legalized it in my state I was curious about it but didn't know that I knew anyone who smoked. So, I got a medicinal card (laughably easy) and a cultivation license and randomly settled on a strain called sour diesel. I got very lucky with this pick because it is still the most effective strain I've found for pure physical pain. I grew auto flowers in soil for my first at-bat and they're really rather easy to grow. They're fucking plants, it's not hard.

    When the finally finished up and I got them dried out I ground some up and figured out how to roll a joint. When the first puff kicked in pain that I had lived with for so long I forgot about it, vanished. When the next two puffs kicked in I took an unscripted 6 hour nap in the middle of a Wednesday. Waking up at 10pm after some of the best sleep I had in years was kinda weird, but a few more puffs put me down for the rest of the night.

    My point is, that it wasn't all hippy stoner bullshit. Just having it built up in my body affords me a basic level of permanent relief from pain and inflammation. Since then I've dropped over 100lbs of fat and put on 30lbs of muscle.

    Watch 'weed the people' on netflix, watch its efficacy against cancer. I make a topical product infused with THC that takes care of RA and other inflammatory issues as well as neuropathy. I make edibles for people with cancer. One of my friends has a dad in his 80s that is slowly dying of cancer, it's even in his testicles. My gummies alleviate his pain and leave him lucid so he can spend the time he has left with his family instead of drugged out of his mind.

    Since I have started using I barely drink. If I'm going out in a situation where I would normally drink, I just have an edible and three hours later I'm sober with no hangover.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm 45. I didn't touch weed until three years ago. I hate stoner culture and figured all the medicinal use crap was hippy stoner bullshit. When they legalized it in my state I was curious about it but didn't know that I knew anyone who smoked.
      This is the most israeli part of stoner culture where before any major stoner goes on to "up sell" weed, they have some disclaimer like
      >I don't personally smoke weed, but you know here's a ton of very detailed, obsessive information about it.

      DUDE, it's GREAT if you have pain relief from wake'n'baking 3bowlslife, but you're OBSESSED and effectively addicted.
      Addiction is not about if you "can" stop something, it's about if you keep doing something compulsively even if it's irrational and causes negative outcomes. Like an obsessive hobby over a plant believing it does what it can't.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing I stated in my post is congruent with any of the projection level assumptions you listed in your retort. Everyone who was infected with the stupidity of your words is worse for the experience.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, hangovers get so much worse as you age too. Didn't start smoking till I was 21 but I was already a fullblown alcoholic by then and about ruined my whole life. Just thankful my drunk ass didn't kill anyone.

      I often wonder what would have happened if I just wouldn't have been a pussy and smoked pot the first time I was offered it at 15 instead of insisting on drinking because a bongrip is hands down better than any shot of liquor I've ever had.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad I didn't fuck with it when I was younger. My family is full of alcoholics and addicts, so it was a route I was never attracted to.

        My belief is that the cannabinoids are supposed to be in the food chain. Herbivores eat them, we eat the herbivores and get trace amounts in our system which smooth out issues with our nervous system.

        I still don't use much. I take about three puffs a night before bed off of joints I roll with one of those roller machines. It keeps the dosing consistent and helps me not forget to smoke. I'm shit with medication and often forget to finish antibiotics because I start feeling better. Before I just started making it part of my nightly routine I'd go 2-5 days between smoking again, usually once the pain started coming back stronger.

        It's a more nuanced thing that just saying it's all good or it's all bad. My father was a hard core pot head, I never had a real conversation with him until I was 16 when he cut back a little bit. Before that it was just glazed over and staring at the television most of the time. I've seen it have a gateway effect on some people while for others it doesn't. The bottom line is no matter what you do in life there are going to be repercussions and they're typically going to be much worse if you're not capable of moderating your own behavior.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          You don't actually have cannabinoid receptors. That's just what they're called because they were discovered while studying cannabis. Your body has natural compounds produced internally and cannabinoids are similar. It's the same way artificial sugars bind to taste buds but aren't chemically the same as sugar.
          Cannabinoids are like "Sweet&Low" compared to the natural compound that binds to our "cannabinoid" receptors.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      OP is clearly a total moron.

      I have two anecdotes in reply. I'm glad you've found some relief anon.

      >Cousin is a total wreck, car crashes & neglect & years of extreme violence.
      >He refuses the opiates that the NHS pushes because weed puts the pain in a box.
      >'It's still there, but the volume is turned way down'

      >Friend of a friend (of a friend) is a top tier chemist
      >Her nephew has rare brain disease
      >Full on spaz attacks & fits around the clock
      >Victims eventually die from exhaustion because they never stop moving
      >She obtains special dispensation from the home office to work on a strain
      >Unironic miracle cure, he's a normal little boy except stoned
      >She's working on keeping the cure, losing the high
      >Hear this story while eating a delicious cupcake
      >tfw for the next 4 hours

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to be stoned to have epilepsy treated.

        And nice little stoner culture ritual of low key mentioning what you last consumed to prove that you're high at this very moment.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          why are you such a hostile cunt

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Notice how emotionally you're reacting. Potheads lack the ability to introspect about their problem. That's part of the deal, how it works.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I agree you're right about everything.

          https://www.farmcollector.com/farm-life/strategic-fibers/
          https://hempfoundation.net/how-hemp-can-impact-the-oil-industry/

          What was the declaration of independence written on OP?

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            nagger, hemp is legal now. Hemp farms were started and have already gone out of business.

  26. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    If it legitimately helps someone's pain then who am I to tell them not to take it?

  27. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Everything in moderation my child. There is nothing wrong with the plant god placed here, stop spewing the devils garbage in my realm, or I will command Lord Hades to haunt you.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna smoke some tomorrow
      Thanks anon

      And this is why the white race deserves to die off. There's no civilization just
      >I'm stressed at the end of work and just need to relax and feel good, I don't know what else life could possibly be about.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        I just did bong rip just make to your miserable butt seethe.

  28. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna smoke some tomorrow
    Thanks anon

  29. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the hype of it as a party or chill drug, Don't like it used that way, I'm already chill.
    It makes me sleep like a baby though, best quality sleep drug I've ever experienced.
    A few hours of sleep on it equivalent waking up refreshed like I've slept a whole night.

  30. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    It’s legal here and all the pot smokers I know work at retail chain stores kek

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't have any correlative value. Retail chain employees are probably over represented in your list of acquaintances. Over 90% of the pot smokers I know work as high level professionals at a fortune 500 financial corporation, but then again so do I. Hardly indicative of the total population, just happenstance.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, are you sure your pothead friends aren't brain surgeons instead of Fortune 500 CEOs.
        >fucking stoners
        Yeah and this is just after the hemp guy

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not bragging, but I'm a brilliant (by todays standards) plater welder.
        Not least because if I don't understand something or whatever isn't going right, I'll spend hours upon hours researching the answer.
        >Joint in hand
        >Playlist on born to be mild
        I'm self taught insofar as I didn't do an apprenticeship or college.
        Yet I can hold my own with anyone on theory & practice.
        Loads of my dope fiend workmates are the same way.

        My dealer was a schoolmate so I sometimes hang around for a chat.
        Business owners, normalfags, brand new Merc's.
        He get's all kinds of people as regulars.
        I suspect some of those brand new Mercedesfags even started stacking shelves back on the day but were happy to commit

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Over 90% of the pot smokers I know work as high level professionals at a fortune 500 financial corporation, but then again so do I.
        I don't believe you. I'm not saying I don't believe high level execs smoke pot, I am sure they do. I just don't believe you, in particular

  31. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Stoners are the biggest lazy losers

  32. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like you need to get stoned, dude.

  33. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >don't grow marijuana with terpene profiles to treat your medical conditions
    >just take big pharma bro
    suck my dick I'll stick to my pinene/myrcene/terpinolene/caryophyllene pot for my arthiritis

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