Why are gym bros so retarded?

Why are gym bros so retarded?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to that White dude who cooked that nogs brain
    on the subway in israelite York?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daniel Penny. His next court date is in December.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >His next court date is in December.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is all that training and muscle going to do for you when you get stabbed or shot lol moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. People who think being fit in the modern world is some kind of powerful weapon are hilarious.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, but the last 3 fatties who threatened me implied they'd use weapons but wouldn't even get close to me to talk shit so clearly are still intimidated, and in front of others that's all it takes to look like a funding pussy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skinny homosexual cope. Becoming fit is one of the most positive changes you can make in your entire life. It affects everything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. People who think being fit in the modern world is some kind of powerful weapon are hilarious.

      cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      the funniest is when some fat short dude sticks a knife in real quick then runs, and the gym god crumples and bleeds together. A gun is not needed.. quick poke with a knife will fuck over most people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically this. It's all a waste of time in matters of self defense.

      https://i.imgur.com/tBWWbYN.jpg

      Why are gym bros so retarded?

      No idea who either of these clowns are, but if the gym fag is inexperienced, he should bum rush the other dude in hopes that he can take a clean hit to the cranium, somehow pin him down, preferably put him into a choke hold and that would be it. He does have the size and mass advantage.

      If he starts to take any kind of stance as someone without experience, he'll just be outmaneuvered and beaten like a dog.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the hat? Is he bald?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These steroid freaks are no match, i have been training lowkicks for two decades and can chop these tards down with one kick. If you are not used to taking hits you are done. Nice big target

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manlet cope thread? Everyone is a ufc fighter in here or John wick huh? The fact is most time the bigger stronger guy wins. Deal with it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Big for nothing copecel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manlets are ALWAYS the top dogs.
      Caesar was like 5'2
      Napolean was 5'6
      Hitler was 5'8"
      The majority of engineers and scientists throughout history were short.
      There's an inverse relationship between height and intelligence; the shorter a man is, the smarter he is as he has more brain mass per body weight, meaning more energy and proteins are sent to his neo-cortex as opposed to tall "men" who, due to the square-cubed law, require much more energy to do anything and thus they live shorter lives, are less intelligent, and weaker/take more work to get nice gainz.
      The only "advantage" they have is women may be more attracted to them, but if your only value is based on ROASTIES, as opposed to being a leader of MEN (like manlets are) then that just proves how pathetic tall "men" are. "Oh, I only like TALL men" <-- literally how roasties and tall "men" think.
      If you're a tall "man" you may as well get a sex change now, you're basically a woman.
      And yes, I am a manlet and proud. Manlets are objectively superior.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those heights were tall for their day

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely not.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    memeflag slide thread

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its their entire personality
    their hobby consumed them
    and shit out any annoying turd

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Little boy will get 1-handed choked out so fast and skull fractured.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because they equate play fighting and lifting weights to actual fighting?

    a knife in the hands of a hobo will BTFO every single unarmed mma homosexual in the world. if they have a knife, it'll be close to 50/50.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk I feel like no amount of skill in the world will gap 150lb short O'Malley to a 260lb tall beast. At the point you can just grab his wrists and control him like one would with a girl....

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a skinny fighter isnt going to beat a genuinely weightlifter.
    Maybe a dyel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There will be no fight, just one well aimed hit. You are delusional if you thought this kind of things happen on street like in the ring.

      A skilled trained fighter skinny or fat always able to put anyone into the bag.

      Too easy to kill a human. The skilled fighters invested more energy into how to avoid the lethals than into anything else.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grab
    pick up
    slam to the ground
    mount
    ground and pound
    simple as

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weight classes exist in fighting for a reason. If you're smaller you're at a disadvantage. Still yet, even a weak man can pull a trigger.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If you get hit by a Volvo... it doesn't really matter how many sit-ups you did that morning!
    Ron White

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In all honesty if you're trained in anything and competing against someone who is untrained then obviously you should expect to win. But with that size different and sheer gap in athletic ability, it would only take less than a year for the big guy to be able to wipe the floor with pretty much any fighter that is more than 20kg lighter than him (after he has cut down) apart from the absolute upper elites. Unless you're fighting a total novice then a 20kg difference is generally far too much to overcome which is why we have weight classes in the first place. A beginner heavyweight would completely destroy anyone that's more than a weight class below him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some people are just awful at fighting and will never be able to train their natural inability into anything useful regardless of how big they get. No matter how much you work-out, your jugular vein, your adams apple, the surface of your eye, your balls, all your vulnerable points never become any stronger, the same weaknesses persist and may be exploited.
      I'm not knocking health and fitness, worthy goals, but don't go looking for trouble, even a tiny scrap of a man can be a big problem if he's got that killer instinct and natural speed.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s to say that bodybuilder doesn’t have fight experience? I doubt he’d challenge a UFC fighter to a fight if he wasn’t proficient in at least one martial art. He’s also literally double his weight. A 130lbs difference is pretty extreme if both men are capable fighters.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it also comes down to your jaw, nate diaz weights like 150 lbs and will let you use his face as a punching bag but then get close and choke you out. this bradley manning homosexual will probably end up fighting in plastic gloves to keep his ego and not let it get on the ground

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >op is a fat ass homosexualy neck beard

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