Why are devs this retarded?

Why are devs this retarded?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >""""""""""devs""""""""""

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a great way to inflate your GH stats and leverage it into a new job by impressing the HR roastie. you mock them, but they are playing the game far better than you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a senior running a dev team, get to it without retard level manipulation, I'm not sure they are better players.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They got there faster, with less effort, and have protection from HR.
          Does HR have your back, ideologically speaking, or are you just another grunt?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I did it in 5 years starting with being a junior.
            I don't have to worry about woke fags and can speak freely.
            I'm too valuable to be easily replaced, HR can suck my dick

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >'m too valuable to be easily replaced
              Pride comes before the fall

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok bubby

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is definitely a justified case for breaking API/ABI!
      I agree. These "people" aren't developers

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit how retarded

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Paul Moore has been involved in various Linux platform security efforts since 2004 at Hewlett-Packard, Red Hat, Cisco, and Microsoft. He currently maintains the Linux Security Module (LSM) layer as well as the SELinux, audit, and labeled networking subsystems in the Linux Kernel. Paul also created and maintains the libseccomp userspace library.
    glowie

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are devs this retarded?
    >spends 10 hours rummaging through repos to find something offensive
    Why are (You) like this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spend 10 hours trying to find out why the fucking code isn't compiling.
      >try to see whether there are any issues related to it.
      >try to look up fiel history to see if there was anything related
      >see retarded sounding commit.
      >Check it out and it's even more retarded
      You don't have to specifically look for stuff to be offended. Sometimes you can stumble into shit too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >N-Nuh uh! I-I totally did that!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you lost schizo, stop trying to cope
          >inb4 >samefag

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shizo is a compliment

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              maybe, still lost thoughbeit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah sounds plausible to me. You're just skeptical to a useless degree.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they like bending over and taking black and tranny cock right up their cadbury alley

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look up "inclusive language guide"
    be amazed at the things you didn't know you can't say

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Howdy, partner

        >unironically uses folx
        I thought that was a meme

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And then there is this which I would have expected from puritan christcucks more than anyone else lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol just "try"
            it's like me resisting office lingo
            >Hey guys let's have a little powow to align on outcomes
            ... a meeting?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >unironically uses folx
            I thought that was a meme

            Howdy, partner

            This garbage is why I'm glad I have the opportunity to homeschool my kids. Wfh with a relaxed job that pays well thanks to being socially adjusted enough to talk my way into it with my boomer CEO, can guarantee my kids avoid the absolute insanity that public and private schools have turned into

            and before you naggers comment on socially adjusting the kids, that's what homeschool kids clubs are for. I was popular in highschool and that came with several homeschooled friends and while some were weird as fuck plenty were normal

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >that's what homeschool kids clubs are for
              Yeah I am sure that the parents will just let the kids flirt and date each other in those. Especially given how protective home schoolers usually are
              At least take them to some summer camp or something if you don't want them to be virgin for life

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This doesn't matter once they're teens Anon. Teen homeschoolers meet people from all circles.

                Also having sex early isn't a good thing you know.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >date and flirt
                >have sex
                God you americans are beyond help

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The guy talked about virginity, he obviously was thinking of teen sex.
                Sure you can have teen dating and kisses and stuff, being homeschooled doesn't prevent that at all.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't learn about relationships when you are young (non sexual obviously, sex is just an extension of an existing relationship) then you will be a virgin for life.
                >Sure you can have teen dating and kisses and stuff, being homeschooled doesn't prevent that at all.
                Probably not at these clubs you mentioned. But yes, if you take them to other places then they can

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's been like that for a long time, fren
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatred_(video_game)#Pre-release

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > go off the reservation
            Never heard it before but it's a fun one to say.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          one folk, one country, one leader.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            one folx, one thousand generx, one dilatorx

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This shit makes me wish I was never born. It’s only going to get worse. Soon enough I will be arrested for thoughtcrimes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >abusive relationship is somehow offensive
        >relationship with a person who is abusive is not

        wat.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >abusive relationship
          is not specific on who is the abusive one. could be you, the other person, or both

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is the wrong reasoning.

            >abusive relationship is somehow offensive
            >relationship with a person who is abusive is not

            wat.

            The idea is to avoid labelling the person who has experienced abuse as abused. They weren't abused (label on the person who has experienced abuse), they experienced abuse. They aren't in an abusive relationship (label on the person who has experienced abuse), they are in a relationship (label on the person who has experienced abuse) with a person who is abusive (label on the abuser).
            So you see the way they phrase it avoids labeling the person who has experienced abuse as being abused.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought homeless was "unhoused" now, because it's collectively our responsibility as a society to make sure every retarded junkie on the street has a nice house to live in.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That would be based if it was actually true - but it isn't. Probably the USA has the highest relative homeless population out of any """first world""" country. Even countries like Xina and Ruzzia have less

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pipeline: a term that is considered offensive and triggering to Indigenous communitiesas a result ofoil companies transporting crude oil through the sacred lands of American Indians or Native Alaskans living in the United States, contaminating their water supply. The National Congress of American Indians (2019) recommends that allies for Indian country should avoid careless use of words that refer to historical trauma or socioeconomic conditions. Suggested alternative: pathway.

      Jesus.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck me I can't say ci cd pipelines anymore

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We call them Github Actions now!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s no fucking way that’s real. I want to die.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see they back peddled on "Latinx" after realizing no one in Latin America uses the word and get pissed for using it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i remember like a decade ago when meticulously capitalizing it as "White people" was something only /misc/tard types did online. fucking incredible lmao.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do they care so much about building up everyone’s race identity? The only people who care about what race they are beyond things like people that are fond of their heritage are racists.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Use this: African American
        >Avoid this: African American
        You edited this, didn't you

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If he did, it would say nagger

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it is nonsensical - it is edited

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Avoid this: Latinx
        What happened?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actual Latinos told them to insert """LATINX""" into their dirty little asshole

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't even know "whitelist" and "blacklist" had racial origins. i thought it was common sense, like the light of heaven and the darkness of hell.
    damn.
    i guess the next on the list are "light mode" and "dark mode". maybe change it to "flashbang" and "partially blind" modes.
    oops, it's offensive to disabled people.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"whitelist" and "blacklist" had racial origins
      it doesn't

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i didn't even know "whitelist" and "blacklist" had racial origins

      It doesn't have racial origins. This whole thing and master/main bullshit started because some losers wanted to virtue signal and wanted attention to themselves by showing how "sensitive" they are to imaginary offenses.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >virtue signal
        now rewrite your post but without celeb speak

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is this zoomer speak? I don't even know what you're even trying to say here but I guess that's normal because I'm not terminally online and my brain isn't fried like yours.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nooo! NOOOOO! VIRTUE SIGNALING IS NOT A CELEB MADE UP WORD!!
            >the term has been used since at least 2004

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is this one of those contrarian chat bots?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone who calls my zoomerspeak out is a bot

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Howdy, partner

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Parenting
      whoa whoa fucking bigots, it should be caregiving instead

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I noticed that. They can't even get the replacement words straight.
        Oh did I say straight? I meant correct. Sorry!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shouldn't it be caregivering?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      being "normal" will be crime. you heard it here first

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >partner
      i use this because i don't want to divulge my marital status to a bunch of gossiping HR harpies
      >parenting
      good. who the fuck uses "mothering" or "fathering"
      >caregiver
      kinda cringe
      >holiday party
      i can understand this if the party is for christmas AND new years (which is usually the case)
      >friendship circle
      cringe. why not "social group"
      >typical
      not bad, i'll actually start using this so pajeets don't confuse "normal database" for "normalized database"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >instead, say "friendship circle"
      I have never had a single friend in my entire life, so this one kind of hurt bros. Shows how inclusive they really are. They're just inclusive to their own kind.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pcmoore, if you're reading this, you're a retarded nagger

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because I said so

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you even have a job? What open source contributions have you made?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what should they rename 54-live-binary_tree into?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >54-live-binary_tree
      54-live-binaryfluid_tree

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thank you oracle for making the world a better place

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those fonts
      how can you tolerate looking at that mess for any length of time?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like that because I have text anti-aliasing turned off and needed to zoom out to fit everything. I disabled the feature at some point after needing to save power and I haven't changed it back.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that one of the biggest websites went down for hours because of this retarded shit

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NEET thread. Imagine getting angry at stuff like this.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not retarded to update your project to match modern sensibilities by changing a word that ultimately doesn't matter. It's a smart decision for the future health of the project, which you'd make if you cared more about the project than politics-for-losers. Outside of LULZ's imagination, there aren't legions of "based" rightoid developers who will boycott your project if you change the word. In the real world it's the opposite: there are too many good developers who will (rightfully) identify your refusal to change the word as a dogwhistle and refuse to contribute because of that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is because too many rightoids are individualistic homosexuals who will never work on FOSS projects

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please just go back.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually the last thing is a plus for me.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    naggers will feel better of you use main instead of master tbh

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the sad thing is that I find drone corporate programming homosexuals even worse than these anti-white trannies.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really do not care.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    English (USA)

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahh, yes, another thinly veiled /misc/ thread.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They can't help themselves. They see a 80+ IQ discussion, they must destroy it, lower it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ftfy friendo! You have a lovely day now fren!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >friendo
          You MUST go back

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            calm down lad. have you dilated yet today?
            Can you PLEASE keep this discussion tech related?
            Does you dilator have bluetooth?
            Does it remind you when you need to stab your wound to stop it closing?
            Does it beep on your apple watch?
            Genuine question plz answer

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >can't even do a shitty shop right
              How did you even find this site with an IQ that low?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sir. SIR. are you GATEKEEPING posting based on ones ABILITY to shoop? That's not very inclusive. That's not very inclusive at all friendo! I'll have you know I'm transphotoshop! That means that Xi (that's my pronoun btw, respect it FRIENDO!) am a shooper trapped in a non-shoopers BODY. I FEEL SO HECKIN INVALIDATED RN IM LITERALLY CRYN. How would you feel if I fucked your mom?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >friendo
                there it is again

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                erm, that's INCLUSIVE SPEECH, frienderino! Just for that I'm not kissing your mom after I finger her.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sir. SIR
                >your mom
                Not only are you a plebbitor poltard, but a pajeet as well

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Can you PLEASE keep this discussion tech related?
              >uooooghhh btw trannyfox, troonix ahhahahahah use brave sir

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thinly veiled
      LULZ is a /misc/ extension
      you're not welcome here
      go back

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Coding board is an extension of a board made for reddit tourists who can't even open a terminal
        You have to go back

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because some slimy spineless smoothbrain wants the nerd cred of having a github contribution on some bigname project.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Technology?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I implore you guys to keep the edits going.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why would you read books to the homeless

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you read books to children?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to instill a love of reading and storytelling in children who can't yet read effectively themselves?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of homeless people can’t read either. Why don’t you want to instill a love of reading and storytelling in them?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >A lot of homeless people can’t read either
            Maybe in whatever uneducated shithole country you live in. I've never met a single homeless person who couldn't read unless their brain was so fried from drugs that they wouldn't be able to listen to a story either. If there was a group of illiterate homeless people somewhere with their wits about them and a desire to listen, I'd happily read to them.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ERM. EK-FUCKIN-SCYEWZE ME FRIENDERINO. Are you now GATEKEEPING fucking PERSON WITHOUT A HOMENESS? THAT. IS. NOT. VERY. FUCKING. INCLUSIVE. AT. ALL. FRIEND. ER. I. NO.

              Just for that, I'm pulling out of your mom tonight and cumming on the macaroni picture you glued for her in kindergarten.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you seem somewhat mentally unwell

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nice anecdote, tranny. Yes, many of them are homeless because of a lack of education. Now stop coping and read to them, homosexual.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Neither can the sick or needy. Where's troon story time for cancer patients? also what color is your dilator? I bet it's pink. Have you installed a euphoria sensor in it yet? have you connected it to your discord API?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am pretty sure this whole "whitelist/blacklist" debacle was secretly just a way for inept pajeets to get their commit count up.

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