>Bouldering
Sounds like something millennials do to pretend they're athletic, like eXtreme sports were to Gen X. >Wood working
Sounds like something r*dd*t bugmen do to show they're "creative", like crafting but for men.
my dads a hobby woodworker it actually seems pretty cool. not efficient in anyway but its is pretty cool he just made all the furniture in their house. i think he just likes being alone sanding shit for many hours because autism
he fell for the 'agile' meme though so not sure if he counts as baseddev
It's not autism. You let your hands go into autopilot on a task, and then your mind is free to think about shit. When I'm stuck on something computer related, I get away from the computer and do something with my hands, or ride a bike, or go on a walk.
This is a normal thing to do, for most humans.
There's also a lot of peace of mind shutting your day to day shit off and just focusing on a simple task, like sanding, or raking leaves.
ageism is actually incredibly based
fuck boomers lmao, imagine being born into the easier generation in human history and not being able to retire at 60
Doing woodsy stuff became popular because it's the only way to avoid blacks without spending a lot of money. It's either that or stay home and run an ig account for your golden retriever
probably because they spend too much time inside on the computer and decided that they need to go outside but the only way they know how is to have some organized activity involved
I just go walk around in the woods and look for evidence of animals like woodpecker holes and maybe a raccoon den. But they hear me coming and usually I don't see anything because it's lots of leaves and sticks crunching under my feet. I saw the deer out there once, but they know me from eating corn in my yard. There's a pocket of wetlands in the middle but I can't get into it because the woods is so thick it's like a wall of sticks and the ground turns to mud. That's where all the birds nest and sleep.
But I don't leave my house just to go hiking. I bought a house in the woods so I can enjoy it whenever I want and my cat follows me in there. He stops and scratches a log and sits on it for a bit then runs to catch up with me.
I'm also not very good at writing. I read my post and it's like a schizo wrote it. Which maybe I am but if I am my schizo brain thinks it's fairly sane. For all I know I could be living in a padded room at a mental hospital and my entire reality is just a fantasy my mind is inventing to cope with it.
probably because they spend too much time inside on the computer and decided that they need to go outside but the only way they know how is to have some organized activity involved
I just go walk around in the woods and look for evidence of animals like woodpecker holes and maybe a raccoon den. But they hear me coming and usually I don't see anything because it's lots of leaves and sticks crunching under my feet. I saw the deer out there once, but they know me from eating corn in my yard. There's a pocket of wetlands in the middle but I can't get into it because the woods is so thick it's like a wall of sticks and the ground turns to mud. That's where all the birds nest and sleep.
But I don't leave my house just to go hiking. I bought a house in the woods so I can enjoy it whenever I want and my cat follows me in there. He stops and scratches a log and sits on it for a bit then runs to catch up with me.
not even joking. The part about the deer knowing you was wholesome
It's what said.
I spend too much time in front of a computer and needed a new hobby that doesn't involve even more time in front of a fucking computer.
Why is OP mad? Learn to code.
>hiking
My company invites everyone for hiking every single week. I guess it's fun when you're into it but I don't know why you would go with your colleagues. >woodworking
It seems pretty cool, but I'd never do it because I value my fingers too much for playing the piano and other reasons too.
It's good to have other people around when you're hiking in case you like fall and break your ankle where phones don't work
but it's also nice to hike alone because you can just sit quietly and observe nature
>I don't know why you would go with your colleagues
Not everyone is an autistic anti-social creep. People actually like other people they work with. I know that's crazy talk to a shut in like you, but it's normal.
>People actually like other people they work with. I know that's crazy talk to a shut in like you, but it's normal.
I totally like my current colleagues, though I am a shut in and we all work remotely. Anyway, I'd much rather have this than my previous team where it was all about mandatory team building bullshit
If you guys need a fun outdoor hobby I can highly recommend get a pellet gun and shoot starlings
if you need some motivation on why to kill a seemingly innocent bird go watch youtube video of what they do to woodpeckers and bluebirds
Woodworking is usually done by søy boomers who want to do "manly" shit that doesn't require thought or talent.
But worse are those boulder chuds that tell everyone how their hobby is "problem solving".
Climbing in the gym is NPC behavior. Trad and highball bouldering outside are definitely not NPC behavior. Sport is questionable, but depends on the crag. All of this is better than getting fat from having a retarded desk job though, and much better than pissing your life away with vidya or shit like that.
Bouldering really is only "problem solving" at performance levels beyond what most at your normal gym can must. I think the problem solving meme really applies more to trad and/or guiding.
Chad: "Yeah, so I broke my wrist playing rugby..."
Women: Panties fall to the floor...
Gaymer: "Yeah, my wrist hurts from my last Total Doom Cocksucking Warefare Wahoo Bing Bing session...but gotta keep those stats up, amirite?"
Women: "Where did chad go? And what's that smell?"
> Video games are just as good as other ways I could spend my time
This one is funny. I've managed and mentored a number of zoomers, and by far the most useless and irritating are the brain addled ones that just play their Vidya and look down on "normie" stuff. It's fun to watch social awkwardness and arrogance in the same package.
Engaging with nature is a refreshing counterpoint to sitting infront of a computer all day.
Feels good to get some fresh air in your lungs and make something tangeable with your hands.
> Bouldering
It's a way to do some physical activity. It recently got extremely popular and that makes people like you cranky for some reason > Hiking
Same shit, but it's also a way to be in the nature, something we don't do as much as we actually need > Wood working
I guess it's relaxing and and it's a cheap hobby
Getting away from your computer is good for your mental and physical health, dummy. >Bbbut I won't make it unless I grind 20 hours a day, 7 days a week on yet another LULZ clone!
Successful people know when to step away, clear their head, and recharge their batteries. And they also have friends, family, and bf/gfs. They leave the house more than once a year. They talk to another human more than once a year. They shower more than once a year.
>Bouldering
Sounds like something millennials do to pretend they're athletic, like eXtreme sports were to Gen X.
>Wood working
Sounds like something r*dd*t bugmen do to show they're "creative", like crafting but for men.
>like crafting but for men.
are you implying woodworking isn't for men or do you just not know what woodworking is?
I think its more the fact that the same type of people seem to get into it as if they dont actually like the thing they just do it because others do.
Because they look inwards and find God, unlike the cringe reddit trannies constantly seeking validation in everything they do and consume.
Keep working your wood, fag.
>exercise and creative yet manly activities are "NPC shit"
Kill yourself
Shut up fat boomer
pls post more pepes for ebin chuckles you useless zoomer
my dads a hobby woodworker it actually seems pretty cool. not efficient in anyway but its is pretty cool he just made all the furniture in their house. i think he just likes being alone sanding shit for many hours because autism
he fell for the 'agile' meme though so not sure if he counts as baseddev
It's not autism. You let your hands go into autopilot on a task, and then your mind is free to think about shit. When I'm stuck on something computer related, I get away from the computer and do something with my hands, or ride a bike, or go on a walk.
This is a normal thing to do, for most humans.
There's also a lot of peace of mind shutting your day to day shit off and just focusing on a simple task, like sanding, or raking leaves.
they think it gives them rep with women
ageism is actually incredibly based
fuck boomers lmao, imagine being born into the easier generation in human history and not being able to retire at 60
Ageism is just rational. Imagine hating youth, strength and progress.
>progress
That's why one should be wary of youth worship.
>bouldering
I've been climbing since I was 10, not my fault it recently became popular.
>hiking
Return to nature incel.
>woodworking
>NPC shit
kill yourself, no joke
Doing woodsy stuff became popular because it's the only way to avoid blacks without spending a lot of money. It's either that or stay home and run an ig account for your golden retriever
probably because they spend too much time inside on the computer and decided that they need to go outside but the only way they know how is to have some organized activity involved
I just go walk around in the woods and look for evidence of animals like woodpecker holes and maybe a raccoon den. But they hear me coming and usually I don't see anything because it's lots of leaves and sticks crunching under my feet. I saw the deer out there once, but they know me from eating corn in my yard. There's a pocket of wetlands in the middle but I can't get into it because the woods is so thick it's like a wall of sticks and the ground turns to mud. That's where all the birds nest and sleep.
But I don't leave my house just to go hiking. I bought a house in the woods so I can enjoy it whenever I want and my cat follows me in there. He stops and scratches a log and sits on it for a bit then runs to catch up with me.
I'm also not very good at writing. I read my post and it's like a schizo wrote it. Which maybe I am but if I am my schizo brain thinks it's fairly sane. For all I know I could be living in a padded room at a mental hospital and my entire reality is just a fantasy my mind is inventing to cope with it.
I would read a book of this
not even joking. The part about the deer knowing you was wholesome
It's what said.
I spend too much time in front of a computer and needed a new hobby that doesn't involve even more time in front of a fucking computer.
Why is OP mad? Learn to code.
Make car honking sounds with your phone, animals will think they're on a road and stand perfectly still
aceptable unproblematic male hobbies in 2023
>hiking
My company invites everyone for hiking every single week. I guess it's fun when you're into it but I don't know why you would go with your colleagues.
>woodworking
It seems pretty cool, but I'd never do it because I value my fingers too much for playing the piano and other reasons too.
It's good to have other people around when you're hiking in case you like fall and break your ankle where phones don't work
but it's also nice to hike alone because you can just sit quietly and observe nature
>I don't know why you would go with your colleagues
Not everyone is an autistic anti-social creep. People actually like other people they work with. I know that's crazy talk to a shut in like you, but it's normal.
>People actually like other people they work with. I know that's crazy talk to a shut in like you, but it's normal.
I totally like my current colleagues, though I am a shut in and we all work remotely. Anyway, I'd much rather have this than my previous team where it was all about mandatory team building bullshit
If you guys need a fun outdoor hobby I can highly recommend get a pellet gun and shoot starlings
if you need some motivation on why to kill a seemingly innocent bird go watch youtube video of what they do to woodpeckers and bluebirds
Fuck a pellet gun, get a .22 and shoot a real gun. It's fun.
Also, archery.
All animals are shit, it's just a matter of degrees.
Just shoot all the ones you won't get into trouble for shooting.
Why are those things "npc shit"?
Woodworking is usually done by søy boomers who want to do "manly" shit that doesn't require thought or talent.
But worse are those boulder chuds that tell everyone how their hobby is "problem solving".
Climbing in the gym is NPC behavior. Trad and highball bouldering outside are definitely not NPC behavior. Sport is questionable, but depends on the crag. All of this is better than getting fat from having a retarded desk job though, and much better than pissing your life away with vidya or shit like that.
Bouldering really is only "problem solving" at performance levels beyond what most at your normal gym can must. I think the problem solving meme really applies more to trad and/or guiding.
people who think they're superior to others because they play sports instead of video games are cringe
Playing sports is still good for you, especially team sports.
I dunno, my friends who play team sports suffer more injuries than I do playing video games
Chad: "Yeah, so I broke my wrist playing rugby..."
Women: Panties fall to the floor...
Gaymer: "Yeah, my wrist hurts from my last Total Doom Cocksucking Warefare Wahoo Bing Bing session...but gotta keep those stats up, amirite?"
Women: "Where did chad go? And what's that smell?"
> Video games are just as good as other ways I could spend my time
This one is funny. I've managed and mentored a number of zoomers, and by far the most useless and irritating are the brain addled ones that just play their Vidya and look down on "normie" stuff. It's fun to watch social awkwardness and arrogance in the same package.
They are looking for hobbies that could interest women since you meet 0 pussy in IT. The best case scenario is you have a qt trap in your team.
Watching tranime does not make you special.
Holy fuck, nice bait anon
What should they be into instead? Gaymind? Using AI to generate anime girls? Posting racist comments on a website?
>climbing rocks, walking outside and cutting wood
>"NPC shit"
In your words, what would you consider non-NPC shit?
freebasing coke
Posting on LULZ
only acceptable hobbies you can list on your Tinder profile
>NPC shit
what hobbies are acceptable to you??
would you rather they be smoking weed and gooning to anime all day?
Engaging with nature is a refreshing counterpoint to sitting infront of a computer all day.
Feels good to get some fresh air in your lungs and make something tangeable with your hands.
>Nothing new about it
> Bouldering
It's a way to do some physical activity. It recently got extremely popular and that makes people like you cranky for some reason
> Hiking
Same shit, but it's also a way to be in the nature, something we don't do as much as we actually need
> Wood working
I guess it's relaxing and and it's a cheap hobby
huh? at least they do something with soul, npcs usually just doomscroll in tiktok, LULZ or whatever hivemind they are into.
Itt: seething soidevs mad about getting called out on generic npc hobbies
Getting away from your computer is good for your mental and physical health, dummy.
>Bbbut I won't make it unless I grind 20 hours a day, 7 days a week on yet another LULZ clone!
Successful people know when to step away, clear their head, and recharge their batteries. And they also have friends, family, and bf/gfs. They leave the house more than once a year. They talk to another human more than once a year. They shower more than once a year.
Why do you think they're NPC shit?