Whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Excalibur was the sword given to Arthur by the Lady In The Lake after the sword from the stone broke in battle. Predditors disgust me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck women

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it the same sword and she just fixed it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, there are 2 swords.
        Also a dagger and a lance.
        Arthur was dripping in magic weapons.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well it looks like it's in a lake and the alligator might be female, who knows.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Movies are often inaccurate. You should read Le Mort d'Arthur.
        Uther was a douchenozzle btw.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          These stories have been retold and rewritten so many times, you can make anything up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      “Excalligator” is quite clever though, I like it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard of worse ones.
        You know of at least one country where the leader is the one most capable of lies and fraud.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh yes please tell me more about how this "supreme executive power" derives from a mandate from the masses and not from some farcical aquatic ceremony

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It pretty much has remained the same.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This version where Florida Lady of the Lake stab knife on el gator's head

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to preddit you fucking nagger homosexual.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Strange lizards, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony! I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened croc lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could easily take the knife out of that gators head. I catch those things all the time. That's how got rid of my California bitch neighbor, catching gators and throwing them over her fence. I'm the only person here who catches gators and throws them at people.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *I'm not

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh... anon the bureau of based investigations is on the line, they say they have a warrant for your arrest

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tossing alligator into Wendy's
      I wonder what the charges are

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Assault with a deadly reptilian.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I've found my calling. I will remove the knife.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i would barry my dick so hard

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One could say whoever could pull it out gets to be called "The Real Florida Man"

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    seriously though if you're hunting gator you use a spear and stab them in the back of the neck at the base of the skull. insta kill. then you chop off its tail, skin it and uhhh cook it.

    -a florida king

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    would berry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sad thing is that in the current clown world this kid would be arrested by the cops for rape speech instead of becoming a funny pic circling around the internet.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only because he is white

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feels bad it's like you can't even try and be retarded without being chastised

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This gator is in Melbourne, FL and I know the story. Give me 8 (yous) and I'll spill it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Double checked for one of 8 (you)s

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Double checked for one of 8 (you)s

      Checking my check for another (you)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Checking my check for another (you)

      I didn't get digits on this (you) to check

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck off kike
      https://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/52345/20220803/alligator-florida-pond-knife-head-euthanized.htm

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tyvm. The pic was distressing and I'm glad he was euthanized so no further suffering. It seems they didn't catch the twisted fucker who did this.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the gator let someone get close enough to stab it in the head it deserved it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does this disprove that the gator was stabbed in Melbourne, FL? Do you know where the Brevard/Volusia line is? Do you know when that gator was stabbed in the head?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      (you)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      fuck off kike
      https://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/52345/20220803/alligator-florida-pond-knife-head-euthanized.htm

      And no more (you)s

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A you for you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only giving you a you because of those digits.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      8th you now spill

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone pull this out please?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thought i was looking at a helicopter from the bottom wtf

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Berry

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