Whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur
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Excalibur was the sword given to Arthur by the Lady In The Lake after the sword from the stone broke in battle. Predditors disgust me.
fuck women
Isn't it the same sword and she just fixed it?
No, there are 2 swords.
Also a dagger and a lance.
Arthur was dripping in magic weapons.
Well it looks like it's in a lake and the alligator might be female, who knows.
Movies are often inaccurate. You should read Le Mort d'Arthur.
Uther was a douchenozzle btw.
These stories have been retold and rewritten so many times, you can make anything up.
“Excalligator” is quite clever though, I like it.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
I've heard of worse ones.
You know of at least one country where the leader is the one most capable of lies and fraud.
oh yes please tell me more about how this "supreme executive power" derives from a mandate from the masses and not from some farcical aquatic ceremony
It pretty much has remained the same.
This version where Florida Lady of the Lake stab knife on el gator's head
Go back to preddit you fucking nagger homosexual.
>Strange lizards, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony! I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened croc lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
I could easily take the knife out of that gators head. I catch those things all the time. That's how got rid of my California bitch neighbor, catching gators and throwing them over her fence. I'm the only person here who catches gators and throws them at people.
*I'm not
Uh... anon the bureau of based investigations is on the line, they say they have a warrant for your arrest
>tossing alligator into Wendy's
I wonder what the charges are
Assault with a deadly reptilian.
>I've found my calling. I will remove the knife.
>i would barry my dick so hard
One could say whoever could pull it out gets to be called "The Real Florida Man"
seriously though if you're hunting gator you use a spear and stab them in the back of the neck at the base of the skull. insta kill. then you chop off its tail, skin it and uhhh cook it.
-a florida king
would berry
The sad thing is that in the current clown world this kid would be arrested by the cops for rape speech instead of becoming a funny pic circling around the internet.
Only because he is white
Feels bad it's like you can't even try and be retarded without being chastised
This gator is in Melbourne, FL and I know the story. Give me 8 (yous) and I'll spill it.
Double checked for one of 8 (you)s
Checking my check for another (you)
I didn't get digits on this (you) to check
fuck off kike
https://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/52345/20220803/alligator-florida-pond-knife-head-euthanized.htm
Tyvm. The pic was distressing and I'm glad he was euthanized so no further suffering. It seems they didn't catch the twisted fucker who did this.
If the gator let someone get close enough to stab it in the head it deserved it.
How does this disprove that the gator was stabbed in Melbourne, FL? Do you know where the Brevard/Volusia line is? Do you know when that gator was stabbed in the head?
(you)
See
And no more (you)s
A you for you
I'm only giving you a you because of those digits.
8th you now spill
Can someone pull this out please?
Thought i was looking at a helicopter from the bottom wtf
Berry