Who would win a shoot fight?
Russo used to be in shape and Corny was a massive fatass. Now Russo is a massive fatass and Corny is in shape. The tables have turned in Corny's favor.
Cornette is still a fatass to non-americans
Cornette seems like he'd go straight for your eyes and your balls at the same time
russo is much younger and was at least somewhat fit at some points, corny bounced between obese and skinny fat his whole life
if it's a regulated fight of any sort russo easly if it's just a random street fight cornette could have a chance because he's much more unhinged and willing to hurt russo for real
I think Corny's tard rage gives him the advantage over Russo's age advantage.
They're literally the same age
Cornette is pretty big isn't he? He's also more confrontational and has more fighting experience.
They're about the same size. Russo is 6'2. Corny is either 6 or 6'1. Weight? Who knows. I'd give to Corny because he looks fatter.
Cornette would fight with intent to seriously harm, the anger is in his favor.
russo would probably run away
Russo filed a restraining order for a reason
Order of protection. And the reason was he wanted to protect his wife from crazy Cornette marks who take fake fighting too seriously
Russo has the weight and height advantage, plus as others have pointed out he was in good physical shape before. While Corny has the temperament a rabid, feral chihuahua on his side, that's immediately neutralized by his sedentary lifestyle coupled with his love of Wendy's and Sprite Zero. Not to mention, I don't think Corny has been legitimately trained in any form of fighting (MMA, Boxing, Muay Thai) so he would have to fight dirty and get cheap shots in with his tennis racket to gain any ground.
If Corny brought a tennis racket to a shoot fight, that would be peak pro wrestling.
Cornette would bring a Wendy's Frostee.
Cornette isn't a pot smoking simp. He would literally destroy russo
Russo didn't spend a decade trying to not get killed by non-stunt grandmas and shooting drunks and acquiring assault arrests.
Russo would win. It'd probably come down to who more stamina but I'm still siding on a Russo victory with relative ease.
Fit is not how I would describe Corny. Last time I saw a picture of him he looked like a corpse. Old and thin. The fight would consist of Russo screaming "I told you bro! I told you!" as a flurry of elbows connect with the bridge of Corny's nose all the while Corny is unable to put up any type of defense, he's just feeling around for his cracked glasses.
Cornette would shoot break a tennis racket over Russo's head and kick him in the balls. He'd fight dirty while Russo tries to be a straight fighter
This. Cornette is an old-school carny and would pull a stiletto, brass knuckles, loaded tennis racket, and if all else fails, probably catch Russo in a choke before Russo could say bro.
Russo and I say this as someone who hates him more than Cornette
youd end up with 2 old guys rolling on the floor yelling at each other. corny might do something but russo looks like a bitch
Isn't all that Cornette homosexual talks about is Wendy's and stuffing his fat tits? He would lose.
neither. Vince Russo is a fat chud and republicans can't fight. Watch Colby Covington get his jaw broken as proof, and he was their best guy. Cornette is a fat Joe Biden boot sucking old man and neoliberals cannot fight for shit either. See: CM Punk
this is all true. the only people who can legit kick ass anymore in hand to hand combat are anarchists or communists. everyone else is a pussy
except for those four years where antifa proved the opposite.
Why did he hit her in the forehead where it will deal the least amount of visible damage?
Depends how fast Corny can grab the tennis racket.
I'm going with Corny. Like, the years of vitriol and anger and venom he spat out directed at that guy would build up in a flash and he would be seeing red if ever in that scenario. I'm not saying Russo wouldn't get a good shot or two in cause the guy has agency and would probably be good for a bit, but he would be on the defense the entire time and the moment Jim got a good shot in enough to make his eyes water, his ego will bruise harder and he'd crumple.
Let's fucking face it, though; the only true winners of that scenario would be those fat fucks Brian Last and Hey Hey, Conrad Thompson yucking it up the whole time cause they carnied the most money off of it.
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