Who would be on this photo if it was taken in 2023?
Who would be on this photo if it was taken in 2023?
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Witten, Tao, Mochizuki, Villani, Scholze, Perelman(though he wouldn't show up)
Witten is the only physicist that'd be prominent at a physics conference? No others are great?
No one has create new, proven fundamental physics since the 1970's. Not even Witten qualifies.
Zeilinger is great in terms of experimentalists. Aspect as well.
I agree that witten sounds funny when he talks, but it would seem that a large majority of his work, on susy, has been ruled out as something that actually exists. Tao is very good at winning awards and now spends his days trying to find how many prime numbers are less than two numbers apart, which is a seemingly useless field of research
Susy work?
SUperSYmmetry, a particle theory I think
I want to get paid half a million a year doing "useless" work like Tao as well
>majority of his work, on susy, has been ruled out as something that actually exists
cond-mat would like to have a word with you
Kinda sad that those guys probably don't understand much of each other's work.
Sabine
LMAO, that bitch lost like 2 standard deviations in IQ thanks to covid boosters.
Me.
Einstein and Bohr were israelites. Not German or Danish.
So were Pauli, Born, Ehrenfest, there must be more
God I FUCKING LOVE Science
Mandelbauer, Wildburger, Tooker
Mr Beast if we go by today's standards
Richard Feynmans exhumed corpse
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins.
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Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku, Bill Nye, Neil Tyson, Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Anthony Fauci, Greta Thunberg.
Roger Penrose and Peter Higgs would almost certainly be in the photo.
Maldacena
This is probably the only correct answer in the thread. I'm amazing at so many meme answers most you aren't even in school it seems
what do you mean?
I mean that Maldacena is probably the greatest living theoretical physicist at the moment. Given that most of those in OPs picture were foremost theoretical physicists of the time, then it seems logical they would do the same now.
Wow, three naggers.
Andrew Tate would be on that photo obviously
Elon Musk
Wolfram
wolfram came close to greatness, but he ruined his ToE by buying into quantum bullshit.
He ruined it by thinking Conway's Game of Life is the ultimate explanatory mechanism for the universe. He's just a Chris-chan tier autist who got obsessed with cellular automata not Sonic.
no, that part was completely fine. it was when he assumed that "all possible rules are running in our universe" that it went to shit. this mirrors the "all possible trajectories" of the feynman path integral in quantum mechanics. it is bullshit, in reality, only one path is taken, you just may not know which. as a result of this, wolfram has ended up in the same spot that quantum mechanics finds itself, totally unable to solve the measurement problem.
It's a legitimate field of study, he just... Never achieved any results. He goes on and on about his vague theories about entropy.
Yamanaka
there you go
>Perleman
>Tao
>Greene
>Yann LeCun
>Jordan Peterson
>Joe Rogan
>Kacyzinski
>Lex Friedman
you misspelled a bunch of these, which shows you're about as intelligent as the midwits you admire.
>Tao
>Higgs
>Musk
>Hawking (taxidermied)
None of them I reckon