who is the best programmer in the world?

who is the best programmer in the world?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Henry Bouffant

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    steve wozniak

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong steve. you meant steve jobs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        steve jobs is dead, steve wozniak and bill gates top the lists now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah bill gates is the world's best programmer. Nigga touches more kids than keys in his keyboard you fucking retard. sage'd

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bill gates apparently used to code two programs at the same time, youre fking stupid if you think he isnt a good

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can code 10 programs at the same time, that's a stupid metric.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whats ligma

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do you mean by "best"? as in what measure?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The person who has written the most programs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Easy metric to defeat. You can write programs that write programs.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some little-known genius slaving away on a megacorp's internal infrastructure, probably.
    But Fabrice Bellard is up there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No "disciple tiktok/linkedin engineer" for sure and no autist either.
      Probably some regular bloke/lady working in corp writing code with impeccable taste for the art of programming.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fabrice Bellard

  6. 2 weeks ago
    synopticon

    John Carmack's "Doom" single-handedly made PC gaming cool.
    Do you understand what it means to make a PC cool, to make people itch to own one, like it's a cocaine dispenser?
    Microsoft noticed that more people had Doom on their machines than had Windows at the time. Years later, former MS guy Gabe Newel licenced a Carmack game engine and >> Half-life >> Valve >> Steam >> defacto custodians of PC gaming

    >XGUNX

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JK Rowling must be one of the greatest typesetters of all time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer imagining what the 90s must have been like

        Nagging women shouldn't be allowed on LULZ.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomer imagining what the 90s must have been like

      • 2 weeks ago
        synopticon

        I'm 40 and I was there, asswipe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer thinking the 90's were all that great

        hahaha dumb homosexual, 90's was great, people to this day still drive 90's Toyotas, Hondas and American Trucks, people still binge Seinfeld and other 90 pop culture stuff, music in all fields was better than anything today.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pic related

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow it's like the opposite of what focus usually means!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tough to see forests because all them fuckin trees keep getting in the way?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My friend's dad from v. He works for Nintendo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A Famicom just flew over my house!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terry Davis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have the same first name as him. I wear baja hoodies. I have a few acronym diagnoses. I'm also studying OS design. I swear it wasn't intentional. Fuck.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tossup between and Tony Monroe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the goat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ^him

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rohith Sneedharan

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uhm it's Ada Lovelace chuds. Women invented computers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She didn't do shit without the labors of a man (preceding) her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She didn't do shit without the labors of a man (preceding) her.
        She didn't do shit without the labors of a man (Babbage) preceding her.

        Tried typing this out while getting nagged by my wife of all things.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steve Jobs

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Selig. Nobody else knows how to count or use nested for loops.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best programmer? Easy.
    LinusTechTips probably

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody knows. The top programmers aren't interested in finding out who's best because they're already quite busy enough.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your probably have to split by domain:
    Graphics engines - Carmack and Sweeney
    Large Scale - Jeff Dean and Sanjay Ghemawatt
    OS - Torvalds and some guys from Microsoft NT team
    Generic systems - Fabrice Ballard
    Systems and langs - Thompson, Pike, Cox, Peyton Jones, Hejlsberg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Microsoft NT team
      Cutler was the NT team.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cox because he has a funny name.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would say Carmack. I know it's kind of a meme answer, but he really does operate on another level.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terry A. Davis
    RMS
    Linus Torvalds

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    terry davis ofc
    >but temple os was shit
    still

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some Japanese guy writing elevator software.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    John Carmack.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am when I dont have others interfering with my brain, which unfortunately rarely happens.

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