Who is going to fix Appalachia? You can't even get through the hollers anymore!
Who is going to fix Appalachia? You can't even get through the hollers anymore!
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Use a chainsaw jeez.
>dude just carry a chainsaw everywhere you go in Appalachia
Is this not a road? Doesn't look like a hiking trail
the trails have the same problem!
>more recently clear cut shitwoods
Yeah thats all of appalachia alright
not all of it, there's little pockets of heaven
No, there isnt
blanton state forest
yes, it's heavy and bulky
>yes, it's heavy and bulky
Lmao. This guy would never survive a societal crash.
>you would
>~~*state forrest*~~
I accept your concession
how is that a concession?
Why does Appalachia look like Eastern Europe?
It's Central Europ' , thank you very much
Not true looks more like central europe
All of eastern europe looks gloomy and depressing as if conmunism tainted the very soil
Same climate, same trees and plants can flourish.
When I was in the Czech republic I noticed the terrain looked just like Ontario and parts of BC and the East Coast in Canada. Your cities are much prettier though.
>oh no there are trees in the forest
Just walk over it fat retard
it is extremely muddy with lots of fallen leaves on a very steep hillside
do you spend a lot of time ascending steep hills bro?
>do you spend a lot of time hiking
Yes. Move to the plains if you don’t like it. Most of the good shit doesn’t have trails to it anyway.
You are embarrassing.
who is supposed to take care of that?
we have volunteers who maintain forest trails, but smaller trees and branches will be moved by hikers as they pass.
Good exercise lots of fun. I love chopping that kind of shit up
i bet the ride is uncomfortable
It is better than it ought to be but it is not good.
I survived a 10-hour long winter roadtrip in one of those once. Still remember it circa 20 years later. While it's not the easiest car to drive or maintain, it's a solid choice for rural or off-road drives though.
>Who is going to fix Appalachia?
>Whaaaa! Someone else do the hard work
This is why you can’t move out of your parent’s house.
imagine getting paid a trifling amount of money to do this shit or, even worse, not getting paid anything at all.
naggers say the same thing about their neighborhoods which is why your city looks like a landfill
Are you retarded? That’s exactly what we do.
post chainsaw
Can't believe I put on shoes and walked out to my truck for you
Yup that’s Appalachia
It's what I did in WV yet I've needed it even more in Florida. There is literally always a chainsaw in my truck and anon is a fucking homosexual
I drive a shitty Toyota car and I always have a chainsaw in the trunk. West NC fag.
Are you implying this is a problem?
unrealistic, agreed
>he doesn't
Ngmi
post your chainsaw my dude
Yes
That’s quite a wholesome Pepe lol
Just passing it on. Daily reminder to get /out frens
cute!
I have a chainsaw and 2 gallons of 40:1 in the back of my Dakota. Never know when you’ll need it til you do
>t. lives in blue ridge Georgia
What's it like living in a blue state?
It should be a tool that's on your 4wheeling rig at all times. Or at least some kind of saw. First time Inna woods?
Unironically yes. I keep a handaxe in the backseat.
>hurrr you dumb redneck trump supporters don't need a fucking pickup truck! you're not carrying anything useful!
If you are an appalacian, you own a truck. Manly men carry tools including chainsaws in their trucks. Especially when going innawoods.
You fucking kids baka.
>what are automotives?
Cityfag detected.
I guess truck fags win afterall
Who doesn't carry a spare chainsaw in their pickup truck?
We do
Up here you get your chainsaw packed for you by your squaw or your mule, depending on your orientation.
Why would you need a chainsaw? Just grab one end of it and move it out of the road, it's like 25cm in diameter. It's also dry, you could probably drive right through it with a sturdy vehicle.
I'm gonna fix it!
Looks like thats been clear cut within the last 30 years
Bunch of twigs there
If you can’t figure that out, you don’t belong out here. Move back to DC.
fix it
fix it
fix it
fix it
I thought Appalachia was full of self sustaining white people? Was I mistaken? This isnt an issue for the self sustaining people
>I thought
you thought wrong
they consume massive amounts of state and federal money
You never been at the countryside before.
We also leave fallen trees over roads if it’s a road we don’t want trafficked.
>don’t want trafficked
why? it's a public road
If that’s true, then they can fix it. But it’s not their job to make sure every single homosexual can drive down the road every single day of the year, immediately after every storm.
Tell the public servants to get out here and cut it then. It's a public road, it's not my problem.
Booo hooo hooo the gooberment needs to keep all the roads clear so that homosexuals and naggers can have access to White people at all times
You need to go back
The gooberment keeps appalachians alive, they are literal naggers and an embarrassment to white people
>The gooberment keeps appalachians alive, they are literal naggers and an embarrassment to white people
most appalachians dont need help they've sit on their land for generations and generally only have to pay property tax which is easily done by working an odd job for a few weeks.
there is city poor- you will own nothing and you will fester in your anger.
then there is appalachia poor- you own everything and cant be bothered to give a shit.
>You own everything and can't be bothered to give a shit
This anon gets it
So what did Appalachia do before the income tax (1913)?
They must have not existed before 1913
These retards have no idea what it takes to survive in a Hard Scrabble mountainous region. They believe the kike lies about Hillbillies being ignorant sister fucking people. A rude awakening is gonna hit them if they trespass down the wrong hollower
>400 lb waddle-ass thinks he is rambo because he drives a truck between walmart and his house in a rural area
you would die on a quarter mile hike.
>thinks a quarter of a mile is a long hike
Lamo my fucking driveway is longer lol.
guys, i found the west virginian
/k/ansan, but I've visited family in West Virginia.
>naggers complaining about more money for dem programs
>go to west virginia
People there were fucking POOR, like no running water poor, like you had to use well water for cleaning clothes and yourself and boil it for dishes and cooking, and truck in propane because if you went fully electric and the power went out you fucking froze to death.
>food stamps
Works for naggers who buy everything from gas stations, but shopping trips are a hour drive and if you forgot something then too bad you've got to wait until next week. Most of what they buy is spices and condiments, along with bulk starches and hamburger, because they had their own garden and chickens, and they could trade for pork. naggers would fucking starve there.
I visited a really old relative of mine when I was a kid in the 90s, she used a water basin and bowl still and had no sink to wash. This woman was born in the 1890s mind you.
i trail run a 2-4 miles a day 5 days a week on steep terrain + lift heavy farm shit everyday. glad you watched a documentary on us or whatever but you wouldnt make it out here.
I welcome the end of the welfare state. It will probably happen when the dollar collapses, ZOGbots and bureaucrats stop working for your worthless clownbux, and secession spreads like a prairie fire. Then the most useless meth addicts around here will fuck off to one of the dwindling number of communist rump states on the decaying carcass of America.
But not all rednecks are like that.
We can make do with very little. You soft urbanites would never understand.
If America becomes South Africa and the grid falls apart and your pet naggers start eating you, we will be comfy innawoods. A country boy will survive. You won't!
i watched an entire documentary on appalachian poverty, mostly in WV. the people interviewed kept saying how they were staaaaaarving to death and no one would help them. every last one was obese. the comments were roasting them that all of those fuckers owned houses with good lot sizes and not one even bothered growing a garden to supplement their food stamps. not one. the foreigners couldn't understand how they were poor if they were all obese.
And use the road for bowling
You lack imagination
We are greater in number
We are greater in arms
And God is with us
And you have supporters all around the country from new England to Wyoming.
Appalachia is the birthplace of the new republic.
You're not building tunnels like that in Appalachia (a mountain with shallow bedrock).
this made me laugh just thinking of early scotch irish running around in the Appalachian mountains holy kek
funny pic but it was the other way around
Why not just turn it into one big open air amusement park? That's better than having tree-blocked hollers with menacing dogs barking at you and houses that burned down years ago but nobody bothered to demolish.
Because we don't fucking want you here, or anyone that hasn't been here for 3 generations. Get fucked we are full and have track-hoes big enough to bury you so deep no one would ever find you.
Fuck, just leave them in woods, the body will be digested in about 2 weeks.
Appalachia is a splendid land but it was unfortunate to be settled by inbred scots and hibernians
>Whaaaa! Someone else do the hard work
this, but without a single shred of irony
>A SMALL TREE IS BLOCKING THE ROAD AND IM TO SMALL AND WEAK TO PICK UP THE FUCKING TREE AND MOVE IT TEN FEET BACK INTO THE WOODS WHO WILL SAVE US NOW WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
kill yourself
It wasn't small. There were a ton of branches and they are heavier than they look.
Typical twink response
>There were a ton of branches and they are heavier than they look.
Holy fuck, you don't have to lift it above your head and throw it like a javelin. Anyone in reasonable shape would be able to lift it up enough to at least drag it off to the side.
Stop being such a defeatist weakling
bros why is it just semi-abandoned?
why not fix up the trails and the roads?
if someone needs to get through they'll clear the road
nobody "needs" to get through a recreational trail but boy does it suck when they are semi-abandoned and the grade obviously hasn't been cut in a long time and is eroding badly off the hillside making it unpleasant and dangerous
same principle applies. most of america is third world or less in terms of upkeep. just clear it yourself, the state doesnt care.
Thats normal on the country side. After every storm there will be trees over the roads.
Everyone in Appalachia is lazy obese, the DPW schools police and Dollar General are only jobs
Would you rather not have dollar generals being the only businesses in some small towns? Do you want it to be different?
Only saving Appalachia is removal of Appalachians and repopulate with coastal vacation homes, like was done VT NH ME
people can coexist
Fuck off, White liberals are absolute AIDS and they bring other diseases in their wake. I would gladly cut some trees to keep these homosexuals out because it seems that's all it would take. That and random gunshots in the woods.
Maybe cut some trees to keep them in.
<Dueling Banjos starts playing innawoods>
Rural white trash cannot exist alongside anything but perhaps inner city naggers, they are not human
lmao that’s some hilarious projection.
Literally inner city naggers live right alongside urbanites and suburban retards like you. You live together because you were made for each other. Seethe israelite.
not during the summer
Just think anon, after the naggers in the cities rape, murder, and eat the stupid whites that remain it will be the Hillbillies, Amish, Mormons, and Rural whites that will represent the White Man. kys n die in your urban hellhole.
Coasties go home!
Youse just need to yodel in the hollers. Then Cletus come build back it better.
sounds based
>wild
>rural
>low population density
>moon people
>wendingos
>hunting land
>mountians
>resources
make no mistake, the populations of these reiogns have been targeted by an evil that wishesh to dismantle ethnic Caucasian communities since the 50's
make the appalachia great again, invest in resource mining for jobs, rebuild communities, target cartel and drug operations
its such a shame that these communities have been ravaged
Tech guy here, tired of dealing with cheap shitty pajeet tech workers. They’re worse than useless and their culture doesn’t allow them to admit mistakes. This is disaster in the tech world. But corporations keep trying to save money by offshoring labor because paying a white male living in San Francisco $200k is not in budget. They’d rather pay shit workers $8 per hour in India.
Appalachia is full of dirt poor Scots/Irish/Germans who would make excellent tech workers if they were trained. They’d work below Silicon Valley wages and produce better than pajeet. It would pour $billions into the poor communities.
Been thinking on starting a cybersecurity school in a poor white area of Appalachia. Might be a good project to help strengthen America.
>meanwhile in appalachia
>a tree fell over in the woods
Is this where the fabled fetter man lives?
Aside from nasal exploration, the fetter man distinctive finger also helps it find food. The primate uses its elongated third finger to source its dinner by tapping on buttholes and listening to the reverberations before extracting the anal parasites within.
The fetter man's long middle digit has also captured imaginations in its native Pennsylvania, with some believing the primate to have prophetic qualities. Local legend has it that if you find yourself at the end of an aye-aye's pointed finger, come under the fetter man's dead eye stare you're marked for death by Hillary Clinton.
there is a distinct and worrying lack of naggers in the area. increasing the nagger population will likely help save appalachia.
Holy shit I didn’t know fags also lived here . Just move it.
>In 2020, the region was home to an estimated 26.1 million people, of whom roughly 80% are white.
How do I get there?
nice job, you can hardly spot the claymores
I want to life and die there.
I could fix it.
>Appalachia? You can't even get through
OP.... I
I was born and raised in the south just moved here recently you Appalachian fags have no idea how good y’all have it. I don’t what entitled nagger keeps making these threads. Mountains , clean, nice people, I mean tf else better can it be ? I am even thinking of taking up polo, maybe even buying a vineyard.
you spelled polio wrong
I'm in a southern Appalachian town. Our black population is 0.8%. There is one black family here.
Atlanta is a containment zone.
We’ll bury you in the road and youll be used as pavement. The onions in your decomposing body will eventually fuse into a stable form of asphalt that will help smooth out potholes
> Get out to move tree.
> Inbred family of cannibal dwarves jumps out and hacks you apart with a chainsaw.
America.
>goes driving through the unmarked mountainous areas
>doesn't take a chainsaw
>doesn't have a winch
>cries
this wasn't in the subaru commercial
So what.
Appalachia threads are comfy and better than the BBC threads that get slid. Look, I saved a comfy pepe
Also fuck off, Appalachia is full
tell me how I know you weren't born there
appalachia looks comfy as fuck. it needs no fixing. it needs to be isolated and poor otherwise it will become globohomo
This
Look, I'm just not gonna fix it
I KNOW.... Hahahahahahahaha
Captcha 88JT8
the witches that live there like it that way
The people that live there don't want you to drive your brand new Range Rover onto their land. Fuck off.
The way things are going
Even M1 Abrams tanks will not be able to safely drive through Appalachia and survive
Can you spot the insurgents in this photo?
No, you can't. Neither can a UAV.
No bunker or underground fortification is safe if you can de-orbit a big enough asteroid on the right trajectory. I would love it so much if the chinese would slam a giant asteroid into washington.
What is thermal
Lift it off the road you pathetic fuck. Imagine being so retarded and weak that you post this shit here expecting sympathy. Looks like it weighs 30 pounds.
More like 300, treelet
>WV
>should be white utopia
>just full of obese inbreds
>basically poland but fatter
if you see this and are in Appalachia and don't know what to do with it or where it will go? Then you do not belong to be in Appalachia.
Every person I know would have a saw in the truck and some fresh firewood going home with them, plus the road is back open.
Keep your city ass where it belongs.
No. First you gotta grab shotgun and secure the valley sides that you arent going to be attacked by inbred cannibals that blocked the road in ambush.
Well, slidethreadanon, it really isn't that big. I would think (and hope) that most anons here could just move it with their hands.
that roads fuckin graveled. just use whatever tractor you graveled it with to push the tree out of the way. or use a chainsaw. or winch it. or fuckin go around it
also fuck off WV is full
Appalachia is not just WV dip shit. I live in VA. Right along the trail and local parkway. It's the best. SW VA is great.
true, VA is nice. people should move there instead of WV
Damn shame that were full.
>true, VA is nice.
Portsmouth is the place to be.
We do it ourselves. Also it keeps you homosexuals away from us. Appalachia should be its own country. Lord knows if sheep herders won, guerilla Appalachians will ahnilate glownaggers l.
Get out and move it, numbnuts.
But be aware and armed, or you might be the next meal for whoever or whatever blocked the road.
I cut that tree down on purpose to keep you Yankees out. Got everything I need back here. You'd do best to head back into town and go somewhere more suited for your kind like a purse store. Bitch
what do you mean fix ? ain't nothing wrong with it
>fix
Implying that anything other than urban sprawl is broken and needs fixing.
Just walk around it retard
Tech guy here, tired of dealing with cheap shitty pajeet tech workers. They’re worse than useless and their culture doesn’t allow them to admit mistakes. This is disaster in the tech world. But corporations keep trying to save money by offshoring labor because paying a white male living in San Francisco $200k is not in budget. They’d rather pay shit workers $8 per hour in India.
Appalachia is full of dirt poor Scots/Irish/Germans who would make excellent tech workers if they were trained. They’d work below Silicon Valley wages and produce better than pajeet. It would pour $billions into the poor communities.
Been thinking on starting a cybersecurity school in a poor white area of Appalachia. Might be a good project to help strengthen America.
To give power to white males is the last thing ~~*they*~~ want. White males will have to fight for everything.
bot malfunction TOP KEK
>tech guy here
All sorts of folks talking about chain saws and not one mention of how many pounds of Tannerite, what caliber and how many bottles of brown liquor would be required.
I am disappoint.
Tech guy here, tired of dealing with cheap shitty pajeet tech workers. They’re worse than useless and their culture doesn’t allow them to admit mistakes. This is disaster in the tech world. But corporations keep trying to save money by offshoring labor because paying a white male living in San Francisco $200k is not in budget. They’d rather pay shit workers $8 per hour in India.
Appalachia is full of dirt poor Scots/Irish/Germans who would make excellent tech workers if they were trained. They’d work below Silicon Valley wages and produce better than pajeet. It would pour $billions into the poor communities.
Been thinking on starting a cybersecurity school in a poor white area of Appalachia. Might be a good project to help strengthen America.
>muh scots irish
the "scots irish" are literally Northern english and lowland scots
kek
stop larping
thats what we call a redneck roadblock. its designed to keep out naggers, twitter posters, reddit users, soibois, and other societal trash.
Remove all social assistance programs, people can OD or starve to death or become self sufficient. A short lived spike in suffering that will be a net gain in quality of life before long for those who survive.
Get out of your pickup truck and drag the tree off the road, lazy nagger
Nature is healing
>hollers
Is that what they call the panties of a 13 year old inbred girl who can't read or write?
I've lived in Appalachia all my life. About to receive a bit of inheritance and hopefully turn this 22 acres into a bitchin' self sufficient homestead. And I got a water source too in mah own holler. Not employed so I can devote myself to it. Already have a bitchin garden for years next step is a greenhouse
*and chicken coop. use to raise cattle on it with the help of family but with it just being me essentially... livestock may have to come later. need to find a nice church going farm girl. i don't even go to church