WHO ARE YOU?
AND ANON, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO VANCOUVER?
It's "Vancouver British Columbia Canada" bitch, you are an imposter
Your mom's sweet pussy.
Do you know what this is???
>pulls out the porno mag I stole from my friend's dad's stash when I was 12 years old
I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU. I KNOW YOU LIKE JIM MORRISON OF THE DOORS; WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS BOTTLE OF BEEFEATER GIN?
>OH....oh my god....how did you find this??? How did you know?
>You're anon, we have to know!
>what can you tell us about pages 14 and 15, anon?
>th-they're stuck together?
>that's right, anon. they're stuck together.
why are canadians like this?
you think he ever had sex?
ANON YOU'RE IN VANCOUVER. IS GEORGE WENDT YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR FROM THE 80'S SITCOM 'CHEERS'?
yes, they had to clear everyone out within a 5 mile radius due to the smell
NOW ANON, I KNOW YOU HATE TRANNIES, BUT CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE YOUR OBSESSION WITH GAY MEN CAME FROM?
Dude was 100% a manipulative diddler with a public act like that.
Actual example of a sigma male who exposed Sonic Youth and Blur.
ANON, DO YOU FIND YOURSELF OFTEN IN BACKROOMS?
In my famous musician fantasy I ask equally intrusive questions back to him and see if I can weird him out.
In my famous musician fantasy I throw him out on his ass.
To some, a dream.
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!
>"WHO AH YOU"?
This guy seems onions* as fuck but also simultaneously really dangerous.
*This word is going to be filtered as onions because the mods apparently identify with the word I actually typed more than onions and are also too inept to realize that that's what they're announcing by filtering it.
>filtered by a word
It's illegal against board culture to explain to the folks at home what word filters do.
>explain to the folks at home
hey thats me!
You might as well just outright say "I'm a newhomosexual"
But I've been here for over a decade.
Your music fucking sucks, Nardwuar. Please stop.
My name is Thurston Moore
more like thurston less because his music is pretentious SHIT
wat do, LULZ ?
wat do, LULZ ?
honestly would be interested in reading back all the posts i've made over the years
would have to filter out the hornyposting though, i just want to read my old thoughts and jokes
he's fine i guess as an interviewer but i can only watch a little bit of him before his voice starts to annoy me
But you're nardwuar you're supposed to know
yell TOTAL nagger DEATH into the microphone and then naruto run away as fast as I can
I AM YOU
Hes gone super pro-palestine, its all he posts about these days
I'm a homosexual.
depends on who you ask
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