Did you know there’s a war on for the future of humanity? The White Dragon Society meets up in a televised conference in Japan to discuss how they’re going to take over the world with their 200 million samurai they can summon at will. Also, special message to Queen Elizabeth: Isis is upset and wants her crown back.
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