Which one of you was this
Which one of you was this
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI
— Mental Videos (@MentalVids) March 15, 2023
Which one of you was this
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI
— Mental Videos (@MentalVids) March 15, 2023
>holding back the tears
what is he, a homosexual?
ME
The dude probably that poster was a troon, so he bounced
>talking for a week
>not exchanging numbers or other social media
Fucking normies...
This. Always get their number as soon as possible. Calling is always better than texting. Sometimes jokes dont go well over text
Boomer retard
You need to learn to deal with rejection. Nobody here "trolled" you. You're just looking for any other explanation besides the truth.
zoomer adhd + low t + post nut clarity + bipolar
I used to date women, refuse to have sex with them until I could get into their house, clean their room after sleeping with her(still no sex) then ghost them.
next level
Lmao I used to do something similar except I would take a piss in the toilet and not flush.
>this is the work of...
>the maid
you're a "maid" man.
We prefer to be called Maid Guys.
>Be me
>Match on tinder
>Go to her place for dinner
>We talk about random shit
>She turns out to be a feminist
>She tells me how it's still rape if the girl initially says no, then the guy pushes her to say yes
>Bring things to bed
>Tease the fuck out of her
>I haven't done this much foreplay since
>She grabs my junk
>I'd rather not
>Keep teasing her
>"Please Anooooon"
>No.
>Keep going
>Fall asleep in her bed
>Wake up the next day
>Leave
>Ghost her
She tried to rape me.
Based off their definition of rape, I've been raped by countless women. We must put a stop to these rapist.
My ex once sucked me off against my consent (woke me up at 3AM and I like my sleep).
I'm a survivor.
that's fucked, I don't understand how women get away with raping people like this, she didn't even ask consent first. You can probably still go to the police for a rape kit, they can collect the saliva from your dick and charge her for sexual abuse.
i'm trans tough, so a woman must do the penis inspection.
My wife raped me when i was passed out drunk in our hotel room at our comapny Christmas party this past Christmas. She giddily told me all about the next morning.
I called the police and pressed charges. Bitch is looking at 2-3 years in the slammer. Fucking cunt.
I kicked some broad out of my place sometime after bar time (3am). She brushed her teeth...I let her use my toothbrush, but the cunt didn't put the cap back on the toothpaste. Being mildly drunk belligerent, I made her get the fuck out. Never talked to that cunt again.
Things that never happened Alex..
>let her use my toothbrush
Disgusting. This is more gross than eating ass
it's literally 2 bucks for a trashy pack of 3 toothbrushes
i always have new ones for bitches so they don't have to use mine. they love it, specially because i have a daughter so i can just say they're all for my daughter's friends when they're here
literally seen clean freak whores light up like a homosexual tied to a cross
>light up like a homosexual tied to a cross
reminds me of this
A 26 yo sent me a watercolor painting of my cat in lieu of payment for a consultation. I have hated her since, because I love my cat and her painting was terrible.
try fapping to it and see if it helps
>talking for 2 weeks on an app
lol homosexual
that dude probably looked her up on facebook and saw she was fat
>be me
>talking to some girl on bumble
>it's going well
>on Friday she sends me a single message that just says "it's Friday."
>suddenly flashbacks of Vietnam and Rebecca Black come rushing in
>PTSD hits
>realize I have to get down on Friday
>that I've been looking forward to the weekend
>quickly unmatch and call my therapist
this is a really funny post anon, I'll procede to check those numbers, thank you.
10/10
that's gotta sting
You kinda bumbled that
>Boo hoo I got treated like a man
>we were making jokes
>I'm holding back tears
Must be really good jokes.
Remember bros. Get the BJ before your Bumble Date dinner. Then leave her at the table.
Pretty sure this was a woman or troon who wrote this
She got chadfished. Will probably end up in some incel tinder experiment video.
>It's Friday
Absolutely killer conversational skills
>It's Friday
no fuckin shit you dumb bitch.
*ghost*
GOOD MORNING
SUNDAY MORNING
>manosphere
>sphere
Man is flat globeheads
Me
She's lucky i decided to stay home and fuck with my CB radio
you no speaka the English.
Chad-lite here. I dont get whoever I want but get 50/50.
I Want to explain how gone womanz are..
Haven’t tried bumble. Last time I tried a dating app, it was plenty of fish. the girl met me at a party, of course 40 lbs heavier than pics.
We got drunk, opened a random car door and she had me stick beer bottles in her cunt, then we tried getting random girls walking by to join. No success.
The date ended with my entire hand shoved up her fat cunt, yanking up on her G spot while she squirted ridiculous amounts of fluid while shaking like she had Parkinsons. Apparently she can cum constantly.. felt like at least 20 mins.
At this point a guy walking buy offered up some coke. We snorted like 4 huge lines and his ridiculously fat (meatball shaped) friend wanted to go down on the slut I was with.
Snorted a few more lines and wanted to stick my dick in the girls mouth but fatty jumped up and sucked me dry. The girl from POF then started making out with the meatball saying she wanted cum taste.
My friend Blake came by and him and his girlfriend wanted to hook up and go home with the meatball girl.
After this we got out of car and tried to find a ride home. Ended up walking like 2.5 miles home together.. then dated for like 6 months.
Don’t regret because I met my current wife from one her girlfriends.
Point of the story is that girls will go farther than you could ever imagine sexually. They almost always have taken trainloads of cock.
>t. I date fat chicks
Not me. I tell her when I find her OnlyFans so she knows who sent the link and pics to her mom.
I did something similar. I forget what platform it was, but this is like back in 2011. Met broad, she was a cop, lived about 30 mins away from where I was. She looked cute, appeared to have big tits. She finally gave me her real info and I browsed her facebook. She had a 12 sandwhich eating ass. Bailed last minute on a first date. BUT I let her know before she started driving.
What a fag.
I haven't used dating apps in a while but this is generally not on purpose. It's more like you casting a big net and then throwing away the worst matches. Believe me, it's better to unmatch them instead of explaining to them that they are just practice and another hotter, more likeable girl agreed to a date.
Can you imagine talking to a whore for 2 whole weeks on a mark zuckercuck data mining app and not just treating the entire situation as fake pornographic sexting?